ITT: Edgy and Cringey things you've done
>be 14
>recently stumble across the Bud Dwyer suicide video on youtube
>morbid curiosity peaks, and I discover bestgore
>start looking at it all the time
>few months later start freshman year of highschool
>school starts a program where they give everyone a laptop to use for their four years of school
>of course some websites are blocked, but at first not much besides porn sites are blocked
>still able to access bestgore
>being an unathletic loser such as myself, while everyone is doing shit in the gym I am sitting in the bleachers looking at pictures of people's heads after blowing their brains out with a shotgun
>even halfway through the year, finish religion midterm (went to a Catholic school)
>immediately pull up bestgore, even though everyone behind me can see what I'm looking at
>also show my friends the Bud Dwyer video and the mexican drug cartel chainsaw decapitation video
I have a couple other if anyone's interested
>14
>Fill condom up with milk as to make it look like come (I had no idea what id looked like. Also filled the condom up)
>tossed the milk-filled condom into a random parked car
>hehehehehe so sneakty
>>27963278
>be grade 8
>everyone picking their classes for high school
>some kid says some derogatory remark towards since I was the last one to pick ny classes and the last one
>as I walk by him I make a farting noise for some reason as if he would be insulted by it.
>everyone in the class stares at me like I'm fucking special
>life didn't get easier in high school.
I once posted a pic of some dudes dick in 16 different threads. Thinking about it now it's probably one of the cringier things I've done. I'm finished I apologize.
>comfy in bed
>suddenly remember all those pathetic teenage beta-messages I sent her
>>27963278
>be grade 7
>have insane crush on hot smart girl
>one day older sister (20yo?) gave me one of those candies with a centipede in it
>the crush girl was always germophobic and afraid of small animals btw
>me being the autist i am, I walk in front of her during Algebra 1 class and be like
>"Hey Alley, look at me!"
>She looks over just as i crunch down on the candy
>She does a mini scream and has a disgusted look on her face
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>impressive
>then all of a sudden her face goes to normal and she continues talking to her friends as if nothing happened
>realized she did that out of pity
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>27963965
cont? or nawuuh
>>27963965
MY sides
Fucking autist
This thread is already making me feel good about myself
>>27964148
okay, ill continue
>be still 7th grade
>we had laptops given out to the kids that day
>never wash my hair, even though it is long just because i'm a lazy autist
>still in love with Alley (dunno for sure correct spelling)
>sit next to her table during Algebra 1
>She is looking at some exercise shit online
>decide here is my time
>splurg out "Hey Alley! Trying to get that six pack like me huh?"
>forgot to mention i was like 20 pounds overweight and never worked out
>she and her friend just looked over at me and pretended to be embarrassed, closing her screen lid
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>then she just opens it back up and continues talking to her friend while looking at exercise sheets online
>realize what I said "...six pack like me"
>feelsbadman.jpg
cont?
>kid owes me 20 dollars
>has been ducking me for almost a month now, I think
>threw pic related through his window last night (I knew he wasn't home and that his sister was)
>washed it first and handled it with gloves kek
>I drive
next time I see him I'll ask nicely, but if he says he doesn't have it I'm tazing and looting him right there
>>27963965
>>27964346
starting my own fucking thread, fuck you guys if youre not gonna read my Alley adventures
>>27964562
I want more anon.
If you do make a thread can you link it?
>>27964562
You sound like a normie, fuck off.
Original post.
>>27964346
>>27964562
>>27963965
OP here, I'm readin em. Keep them coming pham
OP here, gonna post another one
>senior year of high school
>senior skip day, but parents make me go
>last class of the day, has like 5 people in it
>teacher makes us help set up an art show that is being put on in the cafeteria
>set up some shit but then get bored and start to look at the exhibits.
>bend over to read a poem next to a painting when suddenly I am poked in the shoulder and hear a "boop" noise
>short girl, glasses, brown hair, 7/10 who Ive never seen before
>Think that it's someone whom I've met and simply forgotten about, I say HEY loud as fuck
>she seems unfazed by this burst of beta rays and begins talking to me about art and shit
>Have absolutely no artistic ability to speak of and am not interested in art whatsoever
>but she's cute as fuck
>so cute, in fact, that I start to get a boner
>I quickly become Mr Pockethands but she looks down right as I start to get it
>pretty sure she saw because she makes a little noise and quickly looks up
>she keeps talking to me for some reason
>She asks me what I would like to draw
>again, not creative in the slightest so spaghetti oozes out of my pockets
>"uhidunno"
>proceed to fucking tell her that I have no artistic ability for some dumbshit reason
>"then why are you here?"
>"because my teacher forced us"
>"oh"
>just then her teacher calls her class over to leave
>she goes to shake hands
>I stand there shaking her hand like an idiot waiting for her to tell me her name
>"Name?" she asks
>fuck
>sperge out my name and she tells me hers
>after that she leaves
a-at least I'll never see her again
>>27964737
This is so fucking cringeworthy that I experienced physical pain while reading it.
Jesus OP. You couldn't have been anymore autistic.
>>27964562
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>>27964716
there my thread
>>27964737
You posted this shit story before faggot. It wasn't cronge worthy then and it's not cringe worthy now.
>>27964792
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>>27964693
fuck you niggers, i thought you were gonna ready my stories? REE
>>27964716
>>27965224
fuck you niggers
