Autistic cringy or edgy shit you've done in the past
OC here
>be me, act like an autist all the time
>7th grade
>never shower because too lazy and always wear clothes ive worn for the past month
>20~ pounds overweight and havent worked out in months
>have insane crush on girl named "Alley", she was pure 10/10 hot and smart
>she was from a pretty rich family and was germophobic and afraid of small animals
>she was perfect
>want to impress her
>one day older sister (20yo maybe?) gives me a gift
>picrelated, an insect in a candy
>here's my chance!
>next day, see Alley talking to friends during Algebra 1
>"Hey Alley, look at me!"
>Crush the candy right in front of her
>She lets out a shriek and looks horrified
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>impressive
>then all of a sudden she goes back to normal and continues talking to her friends like nothing ever happened
>realize she did it out of pity
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>27964716
cont.
>Algebra 1 class, still 7th grade
>Alley sitting near my group table
>we had laptops to use, and she was looking at exercise videos and things online (mostly ab shit)
>remember, im 20pounds over and havent worked out in months
>splurg out "Hey Alley! You gonna get a six pack like me?"
>was during moment when class was kinda silent, some kids near me looked at me like i was autistic
>She looks emberrassed and she lowers her computer lid looking at me as is she did something bad
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>then all of a sudden she and her friend open lid and continue, as if I never happened
>once again, realize she pretended
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>27964716
shit fucked up
instead of
>crush the candy right in front of her
should be
>crushed the candy with my teeth right in front of her
>>27964716
>>27964815
>>27964854
any feedback on fresh OC?
>>27964716
You actually made your own thread? What an absolute mad man!
>>27964815
cont.
>winter of 7th grade
>Algebra 1 class
>teacher makes up some retarded fun activity with cuting out snowflakes and shit like that
>trying to impress Alley girl
>try to act Alpha, talk loud, act as "cool" as possible
>pick up biggest scissors, and just start splurging, snapping away at the air and randomly at things like calculator and pencils
>also was sitting at another table atm
>accidentally snap at somebodies backpack, the one with string thingies
>cut it in half
>everybody sees me do it but i still try to hide it
>forced to pay 40$ for this faggot's new backpack
>picrelated
>>27964918
MADMAN
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alpha like me
>>27965005
Alright that was pretty funny
>>27965060
MORE? or nawhwhhw
>>27965199
Mas mi amigo
>>27965259
elijah?
but okay, currently writing
>>27965318
cont.
>5th grade
>me sitting at table with niggers and chads
>start telling nigger "Hey Jackoby, say WEEEIINEERR"
>laughing uncontrollably as I say it
>keep doing it for 5 min
>friend tells me "Anon, stop saying Weiner"
>assistant teacher walks by, hears me and friend
>sends us to kindergarten room for timeout, says hes gonna call our parents
>whole time freaking out
>15min later
>little kids coming back to their classroom, sitting surrounded by kiddies
>eventually assistant teacher comes and gets us, tells us to never say that again
>close one
>>27965386
bumporioans?
More anon.
Thanks for reminding me in that last thread.
>>27965595
np bby
but im all outta juice and gotta do other shit, you can continue thread, ill lurk
>>27965386
>Jackoby
>>27965631
yeah that was his name
Well one time I spilled milk all over my pants during lunch in middle school and didn't bother changing or cleaning or anything like that so I got called shitdick for a few weeks
>>27965784
kek
also, OP here, thought of another greentext
>be me, 1st grade
>as usual, splurging autist
>there were like 7 girls in the grade
>all of them were max 6/10
>but, being autist I was when I was 6 years old, that didn't stop me
>this was before I had self control on my autism
>everyday I sat next to the girls at their table, and asked each one of them if they wanted to marry me
>did so laughing nonstop, and they were always disgusted
>thinking back and seeing them now makes me cringe
>inb4 kys
>>27965866
Kill yourself-
OH YEAH
OH YEA-
OH YEAH
OH YEAH
OH YEAH!
>math in 7th grade
>sit in the far back
>bored as fuck
>build a plane out of pen and a triangle ruler
>get so immersed that I forget im in class
>after a couple of minutes I realize everyone is looking at me waving my plane around and making flying noises
>>27966157
savage like thesoottot
originalioo
>mfw cringe is purely online because i hated everyone in school and didn't talk to anybody
>be me
>back in those high-school days
>I was your typical hardcore edgelord
>wore all black and shit
>unironically listened to linkin park
>be in math class taking a test
>finish early and decide to take out my iPod to play some in the end
>playing it, seems really low though for how high the volume is
>bump it up to max volume, still sort of low
>take out ipod and realize headphones aren't all the way in
>holy fuck wait
>"IN THE ENNNND, IT DOESN'T EVEN MAAAAATTTTEEEEEERRRR"
>whole class starting, start freaking the fuck out
>go full sperglord and keep singing along
>"I...I put my t-trust...iiinnnn y-yoooou"
>I can feel the cringe from the entire class
>turn off ipod and just sit there in total shame
>nobody ever spoke to me ever again
>18
>lost kv to hemaphrodite girl
>freshman year, back when group chats started to become popular
>got an iPhone that year for Christmas, thought I was hot shit.
>my autist friend from another school puts me in a group chat of at least 30 people.
>most of the conversation is just bickering and people requesting to leave the chat
>some girl says she's with her newborn niece
>I type in it "I would rape your niece a lot hahaha"
>genuinely thought it would be funny
>the girl freaks out and tries to call the cops on me, but never does
>rest of the people were all losing their shit
>my friend is too embarrassed to say he knows me.
>nobody else has my number
>delete group chat
>friend later gets beat up the next day for starting it.
So much fucking cringe. I always thought rape was hilarious from going on /b/ in middle school. Fuck that.
Wew lads
>work at summer camp
>have a crush on a coworker
>my version of hitting on her was berating her
>Call her a pleb for never seeing Titanic
>neither have I
>have a counselor trip at Dave and busters
>I'm fucking killing the jackpot
>she's not really doing well
>use my tickets to get her a gift with pure genuine kindness
>go to hand it to her
>say "you're really shitty at everything here so here is a hat"
>says she hates it and walks away
>could have used the tickets to get a matching Butt-Head bobble head for my beavis one that I also got
>>27966510
Hard to top this.
>>27966510
>weeeeeeeeeeew lad
kappa
>Be me
>have gum with me all the time, I just like gum.
>always offer to this stacey in my math class
>"Thanks Anon!"
>feel like a fucking chad
>have friends that are girls that talk to her regularly
>Senior prom is coming up
>ask friends if she would be ok with me asking her
>they say she doesnt really know you well enough and treats you nice because she thinks you are autistic
>Think they are fucking with me
>Make a poster, probably buy 20 of those 3 packs of different gums, the ones that have 3 packs in one big pack
>Write on poster "This might be a little bit more than I can CHEW (but big league chew there), but I was wondering if it would be JUICY (put juicy fruit there) if you went to prom with me
>said yes
>we went together, but I knew she was dreading it, told her that she should sit with her real friends. Ill be here with mine.
>All my friends roasted me
>She lost her virginity that night
>tried offering gum to her the following monday, she just said no like a bitch
She went to I think Keene state college, and got pregnant. Havent seen her since
>>27966985
>he fell for the prom meme
>>27966985
>we went together, but I knew she was dreading it, told her that she should sit with her real friends. Ill be here with mine.
Why would you do this? Its already autistic to buy her shit so she spends time with you, but to then just cuck yourself like this is just pure retardation. If you had owned up to it maybe she would have warmed up to you, women do that shit all the time.
>>27967139
you dont fucking think I tried, she was hating every minute of it and thought I WAS RETARDED. I wasnt going to let that continue, so I imagined the least retarded thing I could do was just let her have fun
>>27967208
Fucked up shit. Should have done it just to spite her either way.
Im glad i never even tried as im sure if i actually did try to get pussy back then i would have died from embarassement looking back at it with how autistic i used to be.
