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late night argument edition
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Post dicks lads

Dont think, just do it.
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>not calling it rabbit edition

why even live?
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>>27871230
>Much better than you do evidently

>both cover people acting in a situation where one knows nothing and one knows something in the general area, but not pertinent to the specific situation.

I like how this 1 sentence destroyed your pathetic "durrr you cannot compare" yet you still haven't give a proper logical reply to it

>>27871271
Look at the picture you fucking mong. The ears are WAY too fucking big to run at full speed.

Notice how they also face downwards and inwards?

Ever wondered why wild rabbit ears face upwards and outwards?

Good grief.
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Rabbits are fucking shit anyway. Only time I like rabbits are when they're slow cooked in my stew. Faggets.
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>>27871427
They are shit if you keep them outside rather than inside, which is what most people do because most people (even experienced vets I see) are mongs.
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>>27871394
That's because back in ye olden days there were far more predators around and people didn't have ways to keep them out of their gardens
>>27871427
Good thing I've got 12 then, when they have the babies you could buy some
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>>27871449
I don't like them inside or outside ,fuck off and don't try to drag me into your autistic argument.
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>>27871538
Entitled to your wrong opinion m8 Hope you're not a cat cuck

Rabbits and Guinea Pigs are the best
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>>27871449
Please explain how "that makes them shit". You've spent hours talking shit about how "they can't live in the wild". They don't live in the wild. They live long, healthy lives. What is so bad about keeping rabbits outside then you cuckold?
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>>27871630
He gets upset that they get to roam free whilst he sits in his cuck shed waiting for the bull to finish with his mim
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>>27871555
Guinea pigs are grate.

Supposedly you bake em in clay and then when you smash it open the hair just falls off them.
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>tfw it feels like my mental health is just getting worse and worse
>feel like shit feel like I have no one to talk too
>have a hard time accepting people like me
>feel lonely and just want some physical contact

Im getting tired of this shit lads
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>>27869479
Corsodyl lad you have a gum infection
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who /HouseWashedAwayInLand Slide/ here?
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>>27871846
I'd give you a hug if I could mate honesty
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>>27872377
>living in an area susceptible to landslides and flooding

Can only have yourself to blame in this situation desu. Nice and comfy well above sea level here
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>>27872377
>Snapchat

Love it when normies get their comeuppance.
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>rabbits
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>tfw no bf to wear a fluffy tail plug and rabbit ears for me
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Got a U in my Physics mock. My actual exam is in two months. I read through the textbook and make notes, and I find the content fine. But I do a past paper and I have no idea what to fucking do.

I need help, lads.
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>>27874613

Get some help then, chap.
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>Get chucked out of a uni group project 2 years ago

>Struggle on, but due to autism and depression, drop out with only a shitty BEng

>linkedin asks me if i know the people that were in my group today, they're all successful.

I feel like ending it
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Found the thread lads

kiss my tight white ass


>>23675599
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18 months of wagecucking
the time has gone so fast
I still feel new
not really pining for NEEThood any more
my legs hurt
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>tfw watch all the hot roasties work at the factory who occassionally ask me to fix machines and when i have nothing to do i just fap in a stall

pass me the lighter
your boyfriend cannot see me like a sniper
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My heart hurts. Please come back.
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>>27876668
>they've seen your profile
>they feel even better about themselves
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>pirate dark souls 3 at parents because minimum wage cuck with shit internet at my own place
>left my external hard drive at my place

Fuck sake, now I have to go buy a 32gb memory stick today.
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>>27877770
>implying she wants to come back to a neet loser living with mummy
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>>27871449
Reminds me of this

oragindubal
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>>27877614
Only 4 months for me, but still feel like its my first week
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Post waifus to relieve suffering.
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Post rabbits to relieve suffering.
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>Had your chance to try hard in A-Levels and Uni to have a comfy life set up now
>Just did the easiest thing/crammed/avoided responsibility
>Now I'm here totally fucked
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>>27878895
I can't give a fuck about no roastie long as these waifus love me
PUSSYASSNORMIES STOP HATING
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Counting down the days until I kill myself, as I get closer each day I feel better and better
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>>27879171
I know that feel lad desu
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>>27878895
morning lads :^)

only 12 and a bit hours until the film night.
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>>27879184
Just do it already if you are going to. Not doing anyone any favours by sticking around.
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Wageslaving lads. I only have a fiver and I'm hungry but if I get something to eat now I'm going to be hungry before I finish.

Fuck sake.
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>Crybabby who wants every bunny wrapped in cotton wool because muh feels vs NEET who's whole argument is ''my mummy and dada''

The hilarious autism in these threads are the only thing keeping the tab open tbqh
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>>27879218

I think my problem up till now was like in my mind putting everything off and acting like it was never going to affect my future/my "real life" then I sort of wake up now and it's like "oh."

It's all my fault like I don't deny it but it's still shit senpai desu desu senpai desu
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>>27879352
Same, but what can we do now? Lamenting on the past is going to lead to more heartache. Best to make do with whatever we can now, no matter how shit.
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>>27879171
I lied to myself constantly at uni.

>it's OK, you can still get a 2:1 if you make sure to try harder and do proper revision for the next exam

Rinse and repeat for every module.

Barely managed to scrape a 2:2, and now I work a shitty office job.

The worst thing is that I know I'd make the exact same mistakes again if I went back to uni.
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>>27879396

I'm not sure. I don't think it's over, but the hope of having a comfy twenties (at least early-mid) is probably gone.

I think with some effort we could find good things to do. But the question is can we? We've clearly shown traits/habits that show we're not out for massive success or w/e.

>>27879415

Yup, that's basically me friend.

I think I wouldn't make the same mistakes, at least not as severely.
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>>27879433
I agree, we're lazy people. We value instant gratification as opposed to long term gratification.

Success isn't impossible for us. The fact that we got into uni says there is potential in us. It's just that having to work hard to become successful, especially now that uni has been fucked for us, is going to require a lot of hard work and putting off the instant gratification for a long long time. It's something that's not in our nature. I'm not giving up hope but I know the chances are slim based on the kind of person I am. I spent my uni years playing video games and wanking, i'd do the same if I went back.
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>>27871333
>new self sharpening knife arrived
added it to my edc, seems pretty good lads
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>>27879477

I think my main problem was just not having an aim, not seeing where anything was going

If someone (somehow) gave me now some foolproof steps to having a dank career by age 30 I'd follow them - but it's just the aimlessness/not knowing what I can do anymore that does me in.
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>>27879501
I can relate to that.

What do you do right now btw? I'm neet and have been for almost a year now.
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>>27879499
forgot pic

32333224
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>>27879517

Last month of languages degree, in panic mode-tier revision right now

2:2 is guaranteed unless I work 18 hours a day every day for the next 8 weeks AND get lucky af with who marks my essays/essay questions
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>>27879517

What did you study famalamadingdongblox?
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>>27879541
>languages degree

Welcome to the neet life brother.
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>>27879555
>What did you study

Comp sci, but I dropped out near the end of my second year. I wasn't doing any work at this point and was sitting in my room all day.
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>>27879560

I don't think the degree itself was my downfall, most of my course people and friends who also did Humanities are on dank af grad schemes right now
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about to play more dark souls 3, going to try and get through this area im too scared to even enter
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>>27879584
>are on dank af grad schemes right now
Any chance for you get on them? Or are they minimum 2.1 stuff.
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>>27879593
Gotta marathon an essay this morning, but gonna be carrying on my first play of DaS1 this afternoon. I'm so bloody excited to play it after absorbing all the DaS3 hype around.
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>>27879623
have you played it much already? how many bosses did you kill?
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>>27879593
Where you at m8? I've just got through the road of sacrifice or whatever it's called.
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>>27879600

2:1 but also probably my lack of internships/doing much extracurricular at uni aside from getting beat up at judo 3 times a week
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>>27879644
don't want to spoil but if you're just after the road of sacrifice, im a bonfire ahead of you
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Can't play any other game than Rocket League recently, it's drawn me in for months now.
No better game out there desu
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I never post in these threads, but I don't know where else to post it, so here goes.

Back in 2010 I used to watch a video game stream. This was before Twitch and YouTube had monetised the shit out of it and it was just small communities entertaining each other.

One of the streamers, a hilarious charming guy who was a fantastic voice actor, hit it off with a female viewer. He actually ended up meeting her irl and they had really good chemistry. She was beautiful too, literal 8/10 minimum.

They got married a few years back. She got seriously ill last month and is likely going to die soon.

That's my feel.

That's all.
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>>27879761
My feel is that normies always get what's coming to them in then end.
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>>27879761

literally fuck off and die
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>>27879761
>hilarious charming guy

sounds like he deserves to be unhappy desu
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>>27879761
I literally couldn't care any less about this, in fact, I'm now angry that I wasted a few seconds of my life reading this when I could have been looking a memes.
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>>27879761
Which streamer senpai?
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>>27879761
That's not a robot feel, that sounds normie as fuck desu
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>>27879761
>That's my feel.

okay normie, now kindly fuck off out of the thread
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tfw you recieve a contract for a job but only focus on all the negatives about it.
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>>27879761
I hope she dies a painful death
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>>27879640
Literally just started, killed the Asylum thing and flew on the big bird. Looking forward to throwing some hours into it this afternoon and making some proper progress. Need to familiarise myself with the movement properly too as it's a bit more clunky than I expected.
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>>27879852

Tell us about your job anon
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>>27879809
Its not my place to say desu, sorry
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Fucking cunts at amazon charged me for a years prime membership even though I clicked the do not renew thing when I signed up for the free trial.
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>>27879872
Literally what was the point of the normie feel then?
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>>27879864
i wonder which way youll go from where you are now, will be interesting to see desu, keep us updated
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>>27879877

You can still cancel it and get at least a partial refund lad
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If you guys could execute normies on TV, would you?
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>>27879913
Yeah lad, just did that. Only going to lose a pound. Could have been worse, thank god I decided to login to my bank today, only do that like once every 3 months since I'm neet and have no reason to check my money.
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>>27879924
You mean, execute normie TV personalities, or the execution of random normies being televised?
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>>27879892
No more point than the parasitic existence of you bennie-dependent failures.
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>>27879864
Keep us updated lad. What build are you going for?
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>>27879948
It's not that lad, but your post is normie central. Like there's other places where you could post for sympathy.

Why post here?
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>>27879924

Haha! Memes! Haha!
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>neet
>dark souls 3 tomorrow

Going to mong out forever on it. Sometimes being neet is okay.
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>>27879969
I wouldn't be posting it anonymously if I wanted sympathy. Just sharing the feel.
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>>27879952
I think I went with warrior. Wanted something with good strength for mele combat, but thought higher dexterity than a knight would be useful. Seems like dodging and diving is a better strategy than trying to tank everything.
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>>27879979
Upsets me that this series of shitty weeb hack and slashers has become so immensely popular lately.
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In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die

What she asked of me at the end of the day
Caligula would have blushed
"You've been in the house too long" she said
And I naturally fled
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>>27879989
I don't like it that much desu. It's the only game that looks decent in a while.

I prefer action games but there haven't been any decent ones in a while. Quantum break looks good but having to upgrade pc to windows 10 to play it is a no no.
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>>27879865
Customer service for a company in Malta.

Reasons against:
>I fucking hate hot weather
>The shifts are kinda crap (6 days on, 3 off with the hours being 8am-5pm one week and 5pm-2am the next
>Pay is 21,000 euro
>The work sounds excessive: Supporting customers using chat but you are expected to handle 4 chats concurrently.
>The team is 5 people total covering both shifts so it sounds severely understaffed.
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>>27880014
That does sound quite shit. Especially those shifts.
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>>27879945

Random normies. You get to pick who it is. There's a short video where they beg for their life, then that's it.
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>>27880014

I guess the pay's not terribad but that is going to be some exhausting shit
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>>27871427
I've never even eaten rabbit? Can you buy rabbit meat (preferably pre made stew) at tescos? Might go down shops and buy some
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>>27880054
I guess desu. Can't say I've ever thought about the possibility. Nothing better than a normie bloodbath though.
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>>27880014
desu I would jump at the chance to wageslave in a place like Malta. work is hell, might as well do it in a nice place.
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>>27880052
>>27880064

Exactly. desu when i worked in the past i would get bored as fuck on 'weekends' so this set-up definitely wouldnt suit me. Thanks for the input
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>>27880014
Those changing shifts sound like a bitch. One week your a day worker, next week your on night shift.
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>>27877770
Fuck off life on easymode normie
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>tfw not sure if I'm bisexual or just incredibly lonely so I'm desperate to have companionship from anyone

it's a soul destroying kind of feel
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>>27880148
Same here man
I've been fighting the temptation to find some dude on Craigslist and suck his dick to see how it feels
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>>27880148
I honestly believe a lot of the gays/bi that post here are just very lonely guys willing to be with man for companionship.

A lot of them post girly anime posts and tend to be attracted to guys who look like girls.
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>>27880082
You'll need to ask your butcher.
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>>27874613
Do more past papers.
I did 8 and got 100% on the test, they literally recycle the questions.
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>>27879948
>Calls others pathetic failures
>Watches another man play video games and fall in love
Wew lad.
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Does anyone else really enjoy listening to music when extremely sleep deprived?
I feel as if it gives an almost weed like feeling
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>>27880187
yeh, and there is nothing wrong with going to a lads place for a nice cuddle.
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Every time I stick Four In A Bed on for background noise, I can't help but giggle when the Alberto Balsam ad comes on
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>>27880187
My favourite are the ones who say they are in love with an anime girl then go nosh on some other faggots cock for some intimacy.
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>>27877770
>young normie
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>>27878895
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
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>>27880242
Exactly, most of them don't have a 'husbando', it's always a 'waifu'.
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Poleaboo is sitting on his comfy new leather sofa
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For fuck sake, lads. I hate myself. I'm a failure of a man.

21 year old here. Never had a girlfriend. Had a drunken mistake with a friend once last year, but never been laid since and only made out with a handful of grills in my entire life. Nobody I like has ever been into me. I have ridiculously high standards for women when I myself am a solid 5/10, so they'll always be nice to my face before ignoring my texts or messages when I get their number/facebook.

So I went clubbing on my own last night. Was thinking about hitting on some grills, but decided against it since it always goes nowhere. Then suddenly this gorgeous 9/10 qt starts talking to me loads, being very touchy-feely, and... Well. Just got back home from her place.

But do you know what happened, anons? I couldn't get it fucking up. My dick was broken, and I have no idea why. She really wanted to bang and tried everything (bj, tits in face, dirty talk etc), even tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nope. Fucking nothing. Useless piece of shit. She kept saying it was fine, but she kept trying to get me hard too. It clearly wasn't. I didn't even drink that much.

I think I'm going to go back on that no fap thing. It's clearly a fucking issue if I can't even fuck a 9/10 lovely grill who's really into me. Maybe I was really nervous, idk. Still in disbelief that someone is into me.

Whatever it was, I need to fix this before we next hang out. Any ideas?
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>>27880242
>implying that isn't the purest form of love

Literally lmaoing right now famdam
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>>27880404
Why don't just fuck off back to facebook, normatron?
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>>27880404
Don't drink as much, just enough to get you tipsy and leave it

What's your process for going clubbing on your own? Do you just stand there and dance in the middle of the floor?
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>>27879708
>Rocket League
hilarious
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>>27880148
You would be very surprised just how common this feeling is among young lonely people. It's practically a meme in some social circles (most notably, the furry one)

>>27880180
I literally did this because I was struggling with the same issues. Was a truly, truly awful experience. I mean, I'm glad because it really resolved that whole issue, but I'm not because it was literally one of the worst nights of my life.

>>27880187
A lot of young guys, (and I'm mostly referring to khv NEETs) are detached from reality, and feel like they can relate to men better than women. They may have had male friends growing up. They can talk to men online really easily thanks to forums or video games. Women are alien creatures to them, and with the years of NEEThood they become a different species entirely. They feel they have more of a chance of a connection with traps, trannies etc because "Hey, they're guys, like me" so they go for the girliest looking men on the planet, or they get involved with trap/tranny porn and start thinking they're gay because even though they practically look like women in every single way, they still have a dick.

This comes as a surprise when confronted with a guy, with his guy mannerisms, his guy smell, and his guy body and it hits them... they don't like guys after all.

There's a very simple test here

Go into a busy area (this has to be irl, it's crucial). Examine who you find attractive and who you don't. I never gave guys a second glance. Even the ones who you would consider really good looking. I'd be attracted to even the most average as fuck girls though. If this is the same for you, then it's likely you're just super fucking lonely. If you want to kiss, cuddle, fuck some of the guys, you're most likely a proper bender/bi, congratulations!

Probably missed a bunch of critical info but you get the idea

tl;dr: The internet is not real life
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>>27880499
It's literally GOTY 2015
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>>27880530
no that was fallout 4
see: baftas
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>>27880521
>one of the worst nights of my life
Go on...
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>>27880538

The Video Game Baftas are such utter fucking bullshit.
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>>27880551

On what grounds? #blox
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whyyyyyyy do i throw up over and over whenever i might have to leave the house

;_;
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Smashed the driving theory test first time

Cautiously looking forward to the practical now
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>>27880472
yeah might do that. but exactly anon, I've become a pretty big /mu/tant over the last 5 years and always really enjoyed gigging then lately gotten bare into grime and the London club scene, it's got this mad energy that no other genre compares to, so I just drink and enjoy the tunes and talk with randomers about the music inside or in the smoking area (don't normally smoke but when I go out I do slightly because it helps so much with socializing)

they had some MCs rapping that came down and joined the audience and everyone gathered around and went insane whilst they were spitting, think last night was the best grime gig I've been to ever desu, usually I'm used to seeing artists just on the stage, not so in your face like that and it was fucking brill
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I've been away for a week what sick memes have I missed?
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>>27880645

>Everybody's Gone To The Rapture

Those grounds.

They're just so fucking obsessed with this idea of video games as art, rather than video games. They give out awards to walking simulators for this reason.

Then on the flip side, the GOTY award is always "whatever made the most money" over and above whatever the objectively best game was. I'll freely admit that I wasn't a fan whatsoever of Witcher 3, but it was absolutely a better game than Fallout 4.

Also, how the fuck did Batman: Arkham Knight get best British game? It's not even the best Arkham game.
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>>27880713
>game which didn't even work on most pcs for ages gets best british film
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>>27880713
I'm sick of this constant need to have video games defined as an art form. Too many insecure little bellends wanting their hobby to be legitimized in the minds of the masses and we end up with badly written, badly directed pieces of trash with gameplay more shallow than a Korean whore
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>>27880750
Video games are an art form. They allow more expression, interaction and draw more emotion from the viewer.
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Every time I have something to do I get uncontrollable loose bowels and have to shit a lot.

Pretty fucking annoying if I've just had a shower in preparation to leave the house then end up having three shits and have to wash my arse again.

Please help, lads. How do I stop this happening?
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>>27880830
i agree with you desu mate, the sad thing is a lot of the people who make the "artistic" video games don't understand how to use video games as an art form and think having a player walk/run around while a story is told to him is the only way things can be seen as artistic
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>>27880830
They are a form of expression but almost none of them are actually art and their core purpose is interactive entertainment.
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>>27880702
You are incredibly normal and it makes me sick.
Not a knock against you but it sucks
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>>27880832
This happens to me when going to interviews I feel like I am going to explode have these high energy shits
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>>27880853
'Art' is such an empty definition, all something requires for it to be art is to have no other purpose than to entertain or to be observed.
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>>27880750
It's because lazy uni students want to make a shitty 2D pixel sidescroller and then justify it by saying "N-No it's supposed to look that shit, it's the art style :)"

Back in the day if you wanted to make your own game you had to join an existing game studio, work your way up through the shitty jobs and then get promoted to lead director so you could call the shots on the next project.

Of course there are exceptions but I'm just sick of Chet and his band of merry men making shovelware that they can put on Steam Greenlight and get money from gullible plebs before abandoning it completely
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>>27880879
Chess is not art.

The pieces may be molded or sculpted nicely but it is a game.

Ice Road truckers is not art
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>>27880875

Got work in a couple of hours and I just can't stop shitting.
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>video games are art

sometimes I forget I share this board with literal children
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>>27880927
Chess is art. It's a competitive art form like karate or go.
Ice Road Truckers is educational so I'll give you that.
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>>27879952
Update: struggling through undead burg currently. Dying lots to these mobs of skeletons, but getting better. Is there a point in kindling bonfires along the way to get more Estus every time I rest/die?
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>>27880850

I agree with this to be honest.

Video games absolutely can be considered art, but the games that are pushed as artistic just aren't games. I honestly doubt most people who buy/play video games buy them for their artistic merit. I mean, if they did, would games like Call of Duty, The Division, Destiny etc. be successful? Probably not.

I'd argue that a game like Everybody's Gone To The Rapture should be classed more as an "interactive movie" above a game. There's very little in the way of gameplay, or a challenge. It's entirely possible just to walk through the game world, interacting barely, and completing it. In the case of EGTTR, I believe there are no other characters than the player, with the rest of the story being filled out by echoes of the past. It just feels lazy.

On the other hand, something like The Witcher 3 tells a rich story in a fully interactive world of characters. It looks fantastic, the story is fantastic, and you actually feel like you're playing a game. To me, The Witcher 3 is a prime example of art in video game form.
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>>27880404
>waaaa i haven't had sex in a year waaaaaa
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>>27880938
First define art.
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>>27880702

>he's just got into grime

Where have you been for the last 13 years?
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>>27880959
Just got to Taurus Demon without any estus left and got fucked. Bit of a trek back from the last bonfire.
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>>27880959
Undead burg makes a come back in dark souls 3? Kind of disappointed desu.

Is it the same area or only reused assets?
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afternoon lads

sat in my underwear

eating last nights kebab meat

watching Asterix and Obolix

when did third year at uni get so BAD
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>>27881083
I'm on my first playthrough of DaS1 lad, apologies for the confusion.
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>>27881090

Sounds like heaven compared to post-uni life mate.
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>>27881108
finish in 5 weeks lad

i'm so fucked for life
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>>27881095
Oh right senpai. Have fun. It's a solid game.

Also I kindled every bonfire in DaS1 to max because i'm a shitter and really needed those extra flasks.
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>>27881083
Anor Londo does, and it's tedious as fuck
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>>27881095
are you on pc and human lad?
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>>27881147
Good to know that kindling each is possible. Humanity doesn't seem (so far) to have any other purpose anyway.
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>>27881179
Nah, 360. I assume you were gonna offer to help though? Appreciate it all the same.
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>>27881195
>you were gonna offer to help though?

yeah of course senpai
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>>27881185

You can use humanity to reverse hollowing at bonfires that puts you in human form and allows you to summon other people to help you in co op.

Also means you can get invaded, so it's a risk vs. reward kind of thing.
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it's past noon
whose drunk already here?
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>>27881211
Yeah, not interested in coop anyway (playing in offline mode to be honest).
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>>27881185
It was useful to always keep yourself human so invades happen but the game is so old not many people play it now. Invades are rare, least on pc anway.

There are still some npc's you can summon to help in bosses if you're human though.
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>>27880865
just talk to people, dude. being sociable was something I've been actively working on for the last 3 years. It's something I really threw myself into doing at freshers week and it's really stuck with me, I find it really easy to talk to anyone now, just these days I don't bother because I get very negative about people in general and feel like connections I make will always be shallow since usually the people I meet I don't really share much in common with. Also been having depression problems and seeing a therapist about it now.

Really man, just force yourself to talk to random people about anything. "What's the time?" "Lovely weather today, ennit?" Whatever gets the ball rolling. You'll gradually get better at it.

>>27881022
ikr I'll admit I've only jumped on it in the wake of Skepta getting big, I heard Dizzee's debut before but thought half of it was very dated but now I've been to many gigs and club nights I completely understand it

>>27880973
That has been the only time and I couldn't get it up then, either. So I guess I'm technically still a virgin.
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>>27881255
>just talk to people, dude.

...

Just leave
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I don't care what anyone says, I just pre ordered overwatch.
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>>27880959
>>27881060

More estus is never a bad thing, especially if it's your first playthrough.

Taurus demon is a fun boss fight, I always looked forward to it on a new character.
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>>27878895
Feel sick pretty much all the time now. If I bend over vomit comes up my throat. Not a great feel tbqh~
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>>27881255
god just kill yourself please
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Where/ how do I find a cannabis supplier??
I am total autist in the middle of nowhere and I don't want to meet up late at night with a gang of 15 year olds in an adidas tracksuits who'll rip me off.
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Got one of those Euro Shopper energy drinks from the shop, the big 500ml one.

Sour Cherry.

Fucking foul.
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>>27881326
Dark net desu lad
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Where do I find a qt gf that is into role play and incest?
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>>27880959
I'd tell you to go human and put a summon sign down but I got killed by a level 150 naked person when I first went human.
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>>27881293
Just felt my first pang of Dark Souls frustration. Taurus was down to the last tiny segment of health on my ~5 attempt and he wrecked me. Can feel the satisfaction of my gameplay improving though.
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>>27881336
How much does it cost?

oc
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>tfw curled up naked in my sleeping bag watching netflix

what are you lads up too today?
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>>27881322

Keep it up Fatilde
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>>27881365
I bet you'd want me to write it all out wouldn't you detective?

Go find out if you're serious.
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http://myreadingmanga.info/gujira-4-gou-gujira-a-boy-who-lost-himself-to-drugs-kimeseku-ni-maketa-shounen-eng/

Best doujin to bee (buzz buzz) honest lads
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>>27881505
Or just list 1 price for 1 weight to give a general idea?
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Poleaboo is bored, doesn't really know what to do with himself

What sites do people here often visit to kill time?
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>>27881546
>What sites do people here often visit to kill time?

4chan innit
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>>57916552
>>57916537
>>57916536
Navigating too many boards/thread is too annoying while my 4chan pass is disabled

Also, the more open threads, catalogs the more chance something will trigger me
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>>27881582
>carrying links over from /int/

Fucking retarded paki
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>>27881546
>Poleaboo is bored

Indeed.com
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>>27874613
i do physics tutoring, GBP25/hr. Glasgow.

why ascii racist?
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>>27881546
>What sites do people here often visit to kill time?
You're on the site right now.

Besides go pirate dark souls 3. Great time killer.
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>>27874613
It's not even proper Physics until University

How the fuck do you fail it
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>>27880696
it's not rocket science but well done anyway. the fuel efficiency questions annoyed me. What the fuck has that got to do with safely driving a car?
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>>27880832
I get this in the lead up to having to do stuff. by stuff I specifically mean work or travel (driving or train). Not bothered by exams or coursework deadlines.
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the only guarantee I have in life is that nobody will visit my ok cupid profile.
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>>27881543
when you logon to a dark net site (see reddit/r/darkweb - or something - for urls), guess what? there will be prices. amazing. you'll need bitcoin. which can be purchased in various ways. again, see the reddit for ideas.
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>>27881767
They'll visit it, but they won't ever message you first or reply to your message.
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>>27881767
Poleaboo made an account once, sent some messages asking women if they wanted to dom him

He was eventually banned
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>>27881782
>They'll visit it
ive had it years, and no , no they don't.
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>>27881787
to be fair they probably get a lot of dirty pakis messaging them. don't feel bad.
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>>27881693

Running out of fuel on a motorway isn't very safe.
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So glad i filtered pakipoos posts. britfeel is so much comfier now
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>>27881818
It's also illegal
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>>27881818
There are places to buy fuel on motorways

>>27881833
It actually happens to women all the time, so it can't be actually illegal
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>>27881827
Don't be racist
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>>27881804
Do you message women? They won't visit if you never message.
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>>27881866
Meant for >>27881791 laddo
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>>27881846
It actually is illegal though so you can actually go swivel
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>>27881866
>They won't visit if you never message
That's the problem isn't it, they're too up their own backsides.
I visit a lot of profiles, don't message people except maybe 1 in 1000, but no one ever visits me back.
That's a pretty good indicator that they're generally not interested from looking at your picture. They couldn't be bothered to even look back.
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>>27881928
>I visit a lot of profiles, don't message people except maybe 1 in 1000
There's your problem. You need to send out those mass messages to even have a chance. Even them you won't get many messages/visits back.

Online dating is harder than irl if you're not chad. It's all looks/job status online.
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>>27881857
ALL SHITSKINS NEED TO LEAVE NOW
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>>27881960
>You need to send out those mass messages to even have a chance

im not gonna mass message anybody, not interested in 99999% of them, theyre all fucking disgusting uninteresting shallow bitches.
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>>27881909
you sound like you're not old enough to drive to begin with
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>9 and a half hours sleep

>feel exhausted and just want to get in bed and go back to sleep

not liking this meme
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>>27882001
>failed to see the irony in my post

And you sound like a cunt
Had my license for 8 years
Checkmate
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>>27881995
>theyre all fucking disgusting uninteresting shallow bitches.

Women in a nutshell. Any worth dating are already locked down in long term relationships.
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Well I made it past Taurus demon (fucker fell off the bridge with me when he knocked me off, feel like a cheated a bit desu), Taking a break now because undead parish started pushing my shit in.
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>>27881966
Brb claiming bennies
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>>27882097
god i wish i could invade you
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Thoughts on Adderall/Ritalin/any other study drugs? Worth it? Which ones are recommended?
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>>27882097
Were you doing the plunging attack method?

I'd also recommend learning how to roll through attacks instead of just blocking everything. It's almost always better to dodge than block, since you recover quicker for a counterattack, use less stamina etc.
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>>27882097
Most people cheese that boss with the ladder trick anyway.
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15 to 1 has really been dumbed down since it used to be on
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>>27882182
Me too, I easily spent 1000 hours on DS1 doing invasions and PvP.

I used to invade sen's fortress dressed as the iron giant using his axe. So much hatemail from knocking people off ledges with the sonic boom attack.
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>>27882182
I'll take that as a compliment. Cheers m8y.

>>27882202
I wasn't, I was actually trying to roll and dodge his attacks, but either my timing was off, or I was getting a bit too close, or something because my success was varying.

>>27882205
I take it the ladder trick is the same as the plunging attack the other anon mentioned? Didn't think of that honestly. But yeah, I feel like a became a bit better acquainted with the mechanics by not doing that.
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>>27881526
I need a part 2 senpai,I've read it 10 times over and love the guys design.
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>>27882228
>tfw pirate copy of dark souls 3 so no invades for me

Still considering buying it just for that but 30 bongs is too much. Can't find anywhere that sells for 20 bongs.
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>>27882182
>mfw invading people in the catacombs in DaS3

One of the most annoying areas in the game made worse by cunts like me who block the path to the boss.

They can either turn back and fight the endlessly respawning skeletons or they can fight me on the rope bridge (if start losing I just roll back and cut the bridge lel)
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>>27882257
Highly likely a woman made it.
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>>27882294
I don't get Dank Souls, I watched it on twitch and it looks like some 2007 LOTR game
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>>27882394
The biggest appeal is that it doesn't hold your hand and give you tutorial after tutorial with gaint arrows telling you exactly where to go.
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Poleaboo ended up getting a takeaway since it looked like his mum wouldn't cook for him and his tummy was growling
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>>27882443
What the hell is that called? And how do you have takeaways opened this early Amir? The earliest they do delivery around here is 430.
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>>27882443
Wouldn't mind one myself but being neet, I'm already piling on the pounds.

I need to run around my room for some excersize or some shit desu.
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>>27882472
Donner on chips

Got a can of Pepsi with it too, only 2:80

It's primarily a chippy so open even before noon, I think
Live near the town centre so it was walkign distance
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>>27882472
Looks like donner and chips with chili sauce lad.
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>Guaranteed a 2:2 in English from UCL unless I get like average of 90 in all my exams
>Ordered Nembutal online yesterday
>Hopefully the senpai will think I just went in my sleep or some shit
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>>27882494
>Nembutal

What's that for?
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>>27882488
Good lad eat the meal of your people.
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>>27882502

It's a drug they use to euthanise people
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>>27882506
Come on senpai.

Live the comfy neet life. It's a bit sad but it's not all that bad.
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>>27882502
It's the new meme method for dying that no-one actually goes through with.
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>>27882212
15 TAI wan
I get 15 items, you tell me which one is from taiwan.
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>>27882519

Don't have anyone who'll support me

I didn't realise things were so bad for me until I took my head out of the sand like a month ago

Just want a career - I know I'm not gonna be Trump but I don't wanna be retail/NEET forever

I realise my choices up to now aren't congruent with that aim
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>>27882560
>Don't have anyone who'll support me

Bennies+living with parents is enough.
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>>27882560
>tfw I dropped out of a shit uni and now I am on the verge of an ok career
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>>27882580

>having parents
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>>27882494
2.2 in English that is pretty bad you should kill yourself tbqh
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>>27882590
In that case you really were an idiot for picking english.
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>>27882588

Doing what broski
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>>27882591
>>27882603

I know that now

asdasd
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>>27882443
Lad, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke lad, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a million pound house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fucking poverty dinner on /britfeel/ ever the fuck again mate, and by mate i mean never my mate, fuking cunt
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>>27882604
I did CS, now working for online retailer on website
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