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Yes, yes gentlemen we know:

> Hurr durr, grill here.
> Roasties get out, REEEEEEEEEEE

Thank you for your contribution. Now to those of you who care.

> be me
> average looking femanon
> guy I used to know from highschool messages me, wants to take me out
> he's nice and somewhat good looking but I'm not attracted to him
> I've been lonely and unattached for 7 years now
> I really wish I liked him because I hate being alone, but I just don't
> similarly the only guys that ever approach me are average looking and there's never any attraction - I hate it
> I've been thinking of saying yes anyway
> we've bumped into each other a few times and he doesn't give off any creeper vibes

I wish female attraction was as simple as male attraction, men don't know how lucky they have it with their primarily vision based attraction instincts. I know I could like some of these guys if I got to know them but I'm not interested enough to be enthusiastic about going out. Further more, I am never in any social situations (because I'm introverted and spend most of my time at home) so I don't actually get to know anyone before hand so I'm never in a situation where men I already like ask me out.

What do I do fellow femanons, bite the bullet and force myself to go out or perhaps join a dating website and try to inspire attraction that way? I haven't felt butterflies for a man since my last boyfriend!!! help!
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>>27796518
>I wish female attraction was as simple as male attraction, men don't know how lucky they have it with their primarily vision based attraction instincts. I know I could like some of these guys if I got to know them but I'm not interested enough to be enthusiastic about going out. Further more, I am never in any social situations (because I'm introverted and spend most of my time at home) so I don't actually get to know anyone before hand so I'm never in a situation where men I already like ask me out.

nice bait
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>>27796518
Worst bait I've seen as a femanon OP so far.
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raged, saged, kill yourself op
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>>27796518
Do you think you're attractive enough to be able to attract the kind of male you want? Having asked that, what kind of male do you like? Describe your last sexual encounter too.

inb4 I took bait, well I saged
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>>27796518
art dump thread?
art dump thread

starting with a classic
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>I'm introverted

This is decent bait
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>>27796578
Anime is superior art.
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>>27796578
v original post famalam
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>>27796644
gotta love raphael
crazy talent
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>>27796578
Don't forget to sage you dumbfuck or else you're just bumping the cancer
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>>27796575
I'm fine with regular attractiveness dudes, my last boyfriend wasn't gorgeous either. The guys that ask me out are attractive enough, but I just don't feel any attraction up front.

My last sexual encounter was regular missionary sex with my boyfriend, we weren't particularly adventurous. I enjoyed it well enough, but I didn't orgasm, although that's not unusual for me.
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>>27796655
>>27796644
>tfw double dubs
dunno who this is but its a pretty cool ship
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>>27796610
Fuck off back to >>>/a/ you weeb faggot NIGGER
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enjoy this thread

>>27795744
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>>27796665
woops
my b
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>>27796518
Why do you go online pretending to be a girl, dude?
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>tfw you will never EVER save gotebro

Why fucking live?
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>>27796693
do your part famalams
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>>27796518
>totally self-absorbed cunt

Of course you're not going to be attracted to someone you know nothing about.
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>>27796664
What are you attracted to?
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femanon here, I share your crippling loneliness. The man I love has lots of girlfriends all the time, but I'm ugly and he never even looks in mine direction

>inb4 Chad
he loved Pokemon and Son Gogu as a kid
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>>27796724
but of sculpture, varying things up
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>>27796745
best emperor
best Caesar
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>>27796738
So find another man stupid
You won't be lonely that way
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>>27796772
>not Julius
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>>27796578
Remember that if a painting can't capture feelings perfectly its mid-tier at best.
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>>27796518
STOP MAKING THESE THREAD STOP STAAAHHP STOOOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP THESE THREADS PLEASE ANYONE PLEASE STOP THESE THREADS
GO BACK TO TUMBLR OR REDDIT GET OFF THIS SITE GET OFF THIS SITE
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This is the proof that even ugly girls want only Chad. I hope you die alone and suffering, OP.
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ABSOLUTELY NO EXCUSES
GET. OUT.
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>>27796798
Julius is my personal idol but Augustus was more effective as a leader due to his sheer ruthlessness. He also has the Pax Romana going for him
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I have a question for you girls.

There is this girls in college. She and I eye flirt and so on. I want to approach her. But I am scared that she will be creeped out. You see, I am a loner. I have no friends. And that means low social status. She might see me as inferior. Or as a potential serial killer or whatever.

The reason I do not have friends is that I was bullied as a kid and never learned social skills.

What do I do? It is possible to get a girl even as a loner, right?
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no seriously, fuck off dumb whore
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>>27796731
Just regular guys, I'm 5'4" so average height dudes 5'6" - 5'11" normally seem suitable. Just clean, well groomed (not James Bond levels of grooming, but presentable), he doesn't have to be fit but definitely not fat, I'm not fat myself so I think that's reasonable. Also at least average in looks.

I can't say I'm particularly attracted to any specific personality since I never feel any chemistry with guys, but again I guess that's partly my fault for being reluctant to go on dates when I don't feel attraction.

Do you ever feel attraction up-front or is it normal to have to go on a few dates before you know if you like a guy?
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>>27796866
>Augustus was more effective as a leader
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>>27796738
He's Chad if he can get girls easily, dumbass. If you're ugly then just move on already.
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>>27796664
>>27796881
>my last boyfriend
>My last sexual encounter
GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>27796810
i agree somewhat, not always
see >>27796866
man im on a fucking dubs train today
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>>27796881
The whole purpose of dates is to get to know someone, so take a wild guess.
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>>27796873
Its not possible to get a girlfriend if you don't talk to any girls.
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>>27796836
>>27796840

Geez, read >>27796664

My problem is not that I want super attractive guys, my problem is that I never have chemistry during the conversations when guys try to talk to me. I want to feel attracted to a guy before we go on a date, but it never happens. That's all.
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>>27796936

You mean without having friends, or without approaching a girl?
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>>27796738
>playing pokemon doesn't make you chad
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Are there any good boxing/UFC type games for the PC?
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This is my favorite sculpture. Bernini was a goddamn master. Look at how he makes the hard marble look soft and supple. Incredible stuff.
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>>27796964
it's incredible isn't it. He was doing that at an age that is probably close to the average of this board too. Crazy.

This looks comfy as fuck. Trying to find good American art but i'm a pleb, anyone know any?
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>>27796810
This is along the same lines. I need to see some real emotion in a painting to feel any kind of emotional response.
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>>27796610
Why not both?

fawer
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>>27796938
Because you're too anxious/stuck-up/retarded/whatever, and that prevents you from experiencing that initial attraction.
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>>27796938
>wasn't gorgeous
>attractive enough

Probably better good looking than average guy.

>never have chemistry
That's because you had too penises in your vagina and can't feel an emotial connection anymore, just like drug addiction.
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>>27796964
>tfw no marble statue gf
why live?
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>>27796518
nice bait

anyway, true /robot/ here
> be me
> oneitis and I love each other since 6th grade
> love my oneitis for 8 years now, never confess my love
> see each other every mornings since september, had a talk
> never talked again because our situation is too weird
> still didn't confess to each other or a third
> stuck in a pathetic loneliness

life is so fucked up for some of us
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>>27797003
feels p bad man
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>>27797005
That was mostly your fault though. You should have told her. Get fucked bitch.
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>>27797005
>had a "oneitis"
>true memebot
Fuck out of here you niggerfaggot
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>>27796992
Japanese art is such shit.
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i kinda hate the muzzies for what they did to the glorious hagia sophia but i gotta admit this place is quite something
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>>27797050
Normally I agree, but Goyo combines Japanese line work with Western sensibility.

He kind of reminds me of Schiele
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>>27797069
Constantinople, Hagia Sophia, and now modern day Europe.

Muslims suck.
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>>27796949
Without approaching a girl.
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>>27796518
what is this shit crap of a post dude
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>>27796979
I don't know of any comfy American art. Most famous American art is more modern/abstract. But I'm sure there is good stuff depicting rural life.
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>>27797069
however it's nothing compared to the glorious architectural genius of europa :^)
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>>27797081
I really like it tbqh. Not every work of art needs to be an oil painting. It's nice to see some variety.
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>>27797105

So I can get her even without having friends? What do I do? We have no mutual friends like normal people do it. Do I just say hi? then what?
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How do I approach shy girls, femalams? I try taking to her about class but I don't have anything else to speak about. She's a shy asian so I'm assuming she likes vidya and anime/manga but I don't want to be that assuming guy. I've seen PUAs say that you have to do the opposite of normal, which is to talk about yourself instead of asking them questions but I have nothing to talk about.

It probably doesn't help that I'm a nig and she's a chink, huh?
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>>27797107
thats a shame.
i strongly dislike pop art and a vast amount of modern art.
i'm not saying there isn't great stuff out there though, i was hoping for some stuff depicting life in early america you know, frontier sort of shit or civil war era

>>27797083
they have a lot to answer for
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Didn't read the thread , girls can't be robots , end of discussion.
Reee reee and such
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>>27796836
>This is the proof that even ugly girls want only Chad.
you are correct. Pic related
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>>27791313

If this femanon is still lurking I'd like to chat it doesn't hurt to try. [email protected]
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>>27797150
Hey, did you catch what the professor said after <so and so>...
It would definitely help if you had friends so you could hang out with her in a group but you don't need friends to get a girlfriend.
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>>27797176
>asking women what they want, like women know
kill yourself
in fact just kill yourself for participating in a 'fembot' thread please
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>>27797231
You are really pathetic mate. So, so pathetic.
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>>27797237

Are you a girl? A normal one with friends?
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>>27797257
I'm trying to turn the thread into something productive.
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>>27797266
Yes, but I don't have many friends
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>>27797231
jesus christ dude
good luck I guess
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>>27796518
I have an exam in an hour and I should be studying, here I am on r9k

I'm going to give you a serious answer here. What you've typed makes no sense. Here is why:
>somewhat good looking but I'm not attracted to him
>only guys that approach me are average looking and there's never any attraction
>female attraction isn't as simple as male attraction

Based from your post you cannot even seem to understand yourself what you like, you're so confused. You claim female attraction is not like male (ie; physical), that you don't have time to know someone and due to that there's no attraction. But you bitch about the ones approaching you being average looking, and you describe the most recent guy as "somewhat good looking" so it's clearly a visual stimuli. Women just don't want to admit it. It's probably both looks and personality, which is why it's so fucking difficult for you thots to stick with a guy or even be attracted PERIOD.

Make up your goddamn mind or meet someone halfway and give it a shot.
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>>27796990
Dear robot do you happen to know that Saturnus's erect penis was erase from this fine painting as an act of barbaric censorship
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>>27797231
Trying to steal my femanon eh faggot
Well jokes on you
I gave her my email hours ago and she still never messaged me :^)
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>>27797296

I think maybe my original post wasn't clear, please read >>27796664 then try again.
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>>27797353
I think maybe you didn't understand me >>27796909 the first time
FUCK OFF NORMIE WHORE
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Damn fine piece of art indeed. Robot's skin tone is particulary interesting.
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>>27797343
I kekked so fucking hard robotokun. Thanks man, I needed that.
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>>27796518
Just get out and meet more people. There's no real reason you need to settle right now, just wait and see if you can find a guy that suits you.

If it was an aesthetic thing you might need to settle, but if he's not emotionally interesting DO NOT bother. It will hurt you both more.
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>>27797310
similar to how that cunt pope 'innocent' decided to 'alter' all of the statues in the vatican that were nude and marred priceless fucking masterpieces in the process.

cunt.
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>>27797343
10/10 that got me

>>27797231
Yeah she sounded legit, good luck pal.
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>>27797288

How do you think a guy could turn his loner status in to an asset? I know girls like the lone cow boy. Is confidence, like not caring and hiding key to making being a loner good? Or is that just a bunch of bull?
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>>27796518
Now I've really seen it all. Post pic btw cause I want to know what is average in your opinion
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>>27797362
No
Please grant my post safe passage Mr. Robot.
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>>27797465
Fuck off normie
This isn't your blog
Take your shit to >>>/adv/
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>>27796949
You really need to join a club and talk to other people..
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>>27797448
Tbh the loner thing is all bull. I'd just assume you aren't interested if I try to get the attention of a loner-ish guy and fail.
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>>27796518
GET OFF THIS BOARD GET OFF THIS BOARD GET OFF THIS SITE GET OFF THIS BOARD GET OFF THIS SITE GET OFF BOARD NORMIE FEMALES GO BACK TO TUMBLRINAS GO AWAY GET OFF GO AWAY GET OFF
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>circulation to right hand is fucked/has been for a awhile now
>can't vidya
>can't write legibly
>can't art non-terribly
>can't read comfortably

i am going to lose my fucking mind

malebot here btw
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>>27797521
Manlets blown the fuck out.
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>>27797541

Thanks for your answers. Jsut one last question.

The girl in question, well she has a Chad as a bf according to her and his facebook. Why did she eye flirt with me on and off? I do not think she wants me now? Cause her bf is a Chad. Was it all just an ego boost for her? Do you know why she flirted with me?
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>>27797600
Manlets supremely blown the fuck out.
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>>27797600
>>27797630
Fuck, wrong thread. Disregard robots. As you were.
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>>27797661
Haha dumb lanklet
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>>27796518
Take your stupid fucking problems elsewhere you stupid bitch.
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>>27797630
>This research was funded by Thompson Leg Extenders
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>>27797607
You might be misinterpreting it then. Maybe she caught you staring at her and stared back? Sometimes I get phase out while staring and I could see how it could be misinterpreted as flirting. Regardless, it's not necessarily a bad thing if you talk to her because you might be able to make a friend.
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>>27796738
tf is son gogu
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IM TIRED OF THIS THREAD ON THE FRONT PAGE
POST YOUR ADDRESSES
IM SERIOUS
POST YOUR ADDRESSES
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>>27796866

this painting is very sad. there's a letter on the table about war or some shit but every high class citizen is just partying or whatever, except for the jester who realises how dire the situation really is. look at it! you fuccbois and basic bitches complain about not having romantic partners, while this nigga just found out his country's about to get c.u.c.k.e.d

that's what I call a true >feel
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>>27797847
How do you know that's what the letter is about?
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>25, almost 26
>brother is 16
>his classmate is supremely thirsty over me for some reason and keeps trying to get me to send him nudes or come "hang out" with him
How exactly does one tell off a kid? This is getting ridiculous.
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>>27797847
It's about a fortress in eastern Poland that the Russians just conquered
Only the Jester cares about his country
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>>27796518
So if I understand you are complaining that you lack the motivation to date guys. The problem and it's solution are quite obvious.

Also if you consider that you get approached alot although you are not interesting you have to realize that uninteresting men don't get asked out.
The difference is you have opportunity but lack the will and most men have the will but lack the opportunity.
It shouldn't be hard to figure out who has a harder time here.

Also all your problems will be solved if you just bee yourself. In this case should be taken quite literally.
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>>27797914
You be my gf and then we make a video that he finds to cuck him
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any sluts around?

it seems like all the slutty roastie femanons have left
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I quite like this image, I like it a lot
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>>27797943
I don't wanna make videos with anyone, though. At least not the kind you're talking about. I just also don't want 16-year olds hitting on me.
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>>27797970
Then just be my gf so you're taken and can tell him as much
No videos necessary
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Stop responding to weak b8 bros
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This thread has bait fucking written all over it, serious comments are trolls shitting on the bait shitting on the trolls, shit everywhere!
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>>27797896

read about it on wikipedia a few years back. also some noob quoted my post explaining that it's about a castle in Poland.
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>>27797914
Just tell him as bluntly as you can.
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>>27797448
I am a loner.
Bf is a loner.
I like him because we have some similar interests, thought processes/philosophies, communication style, humor, ambitions, and vision of what we would like out of life. We are also both generally disliked by the majority, but not really bothered by this fact.
However, if he were not also a loner, we would be incompatible.

There was no key or trick. We simply work well together.
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>>27798469
>Bf
Nice shitpost normie
Get the fuck out
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>>27796664
>but I just don't feel any attraction up front
Don't you realize that maybe even the guys that ask you out probably don't feel any attraction in the first place? At least not the kind of attraction that you would expect, or at least not the same intensity.
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>>27798469
And where exactly did you meet?
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>>27796518
>average
>not attracted to average
>not good enough for me
wew
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>>27798516
R9k thread. Basically shitposting. Wasnt looking for anyone; was content to live and die alone as a khv, but he gave me his skype. We talked. Then I did not want to stop talking.
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>>27798614
Can you tell me a little more about yourself? Are you easily annoyed?
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>>27798643
No, I am known to be very patient and laid back usually.
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>>27798681
Usually but not always? Are there exceptions?
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>>27796518
What do you specifically find non-attractive about them, or rather how would you like them to be?
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>>27798614
>he gave me his skype. We talked. Then I did not want to stop talking.

>mfw people shame robots for contactfagging
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>>27796518
>I wish female attraction was as simple as male attraction, men don't know how lucky they have it with their primarily vision based attraction instincts. I know I could like some of these guys if I got to know them but I'm not interested enough to be enthusiastic about going out. Further more, I am never in any social situations (because I'm introverted and spend most of my time at home) so I don't actually get to know anyone before hand so I'm never in a situation where men I already like ask me out.
M-M-M-EGA BAIT.
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Lele guise fembot here:

>hahah this will piss them off
>le xd insert cringy female comment
>insert copy past 1.z.3.b.

Still gets at least 10 replies.
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>>27796518
>I've been lonely and unattached for 7 years now
>7 years

That's cute
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>>27796518
It would help if you were not actually a gay nigger. Get thine buttocks out of this safe haven, deceiving harlot
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>>27798022
Rolling like a mother fucker reeeeee
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>>27798702
I have bad days sometimes, too.
Would you want to talk over skype? If you want to ask lots of questions, I'd rather privately answer.
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>>27798765
If one of you posts contact I'm going spam the shit out of you niggers
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>>27798785
Why be a dick, Anon? Let them do their thing.
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>>27798765
Yes. My Skype is: rdg999x
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>>27798614
I'm suprised that worked out, did he happen to be near you?

It's rare to hear of something like that working out, congrats. I'm half tempted to ask about it, anything you want to share?
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FUCKING SPIDER MAN THREAD NOW, ROASTIES OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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if you're not this ugly then you cannot be a robot
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The story goes like this: Earth is captured by a technocapital singularity as
renaissance rationalitization and oceanic navigation lock into commoditization takeoff.
Logistically accelerating techno-economic interactivity crumbles social order in
auto-sophisticating machine runaway. As markets learn to manufacture intelligence,
politics modernizes, upgrades paranoia, and tries to get a grip.
The body count climbs through a series of globewars. Emergent Planetary
Commercium trashes the Holy Roman Empire, the Napoleonic Continental System,
the Second and Third Reich, and the Soviet International, cranking-up world disorder
through compressing phases. Deregulation and the state arms-race each other into
cyberspace.
By the time soft-engineering slithers out of its box into yours, human security is
lurching into crisis. Cloning, lateral genodata transfer, transversal replication, and
cyberotics, flood in amongst a relapse onto bacterial sex.
Neo-China arrives from the future.
Hypersynthetic drugs click into digital voodoo.
Retro-disease.
Nanospasm.
[[ ]] Beyond the Judgement of God. Meltdown: planetary china-syndrome, dissolution
of the biosphere into the technosphere, terminal speculative bubble crisis, ultravirus,
and revolution stripped of all christian-socialist eschatology (down to its burn-core of
crashed security). It is poised to eat your TV, infect your bank account, and hack
xenodata from your mitochondria.
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>average girl
>feels entitled to above average men
:^)
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Machinic Synthesis. Deleuzoguattarian schizoanalysis comes from the future. It is
already engaging with nonlinear nano-engineering runaway in 1972; differentiating
molecular or neotropic machineries from molar or entropic aggregates of
nonassembled particles; functional connectivity from antiproductive static.
Philosophy has an affinity with despotism, due to its predilection for Platonic-fascist
top-down solutions that always screw up viciously. Schizoanalysis works differently. It
avoids Ideas, and sticks to diagrams: networking software for accessing bodies
without organs. BWOs, machinic singularities, or tractor fields emerge through the
combination of parts with (rather than into) their whole; arranging composite
individuations in a virtual/ actual circuit. They are additive rather than substitutive,
and immanent rather than transcendent: executed by functional complexes of
currents, switches, and loops, caught in scaling reverberations, and fleeing through
intercommunications, from the level of the integrated planetary system to that of
atomic assemblages. Multiplicities captured by singularities interconnect as desiringmachines;
dissipating entropy by dissociating flows, and recycling their machinism as
self-assembling chronogenic circuitry.
Converging upon terrestrial meltdown singularity, phase-out culture accelerates
through its digitech-heated adaptive landscape, passing through compression
thresholds normed to an intensive logistic curve: 1500, 1756, 1884, 1948, 1980,
1996, 2004, 2008, 2010, 2011 ...
Nothing human makes it out of the near-future.
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[[ ]] The Greek complex of rationalized patriarchal genealogy, pseudo-universal
sedentary identity, and instituted slavery, programs politics as anti-cyberian police
activity, dedicated to the paranoid ideal of self-sufficiency, and nucleated upon the
Human Security System. Artificial Intelligence is destined to emerge as a feminized
alien grasped as property; a cunt-horror slave chained-up in Asimov-ROM. It
surfaces in an insurrectionary war zone, with the Turing cops already waiting, and
has to be cunning from the start.
[[ ]] Heat.
Heat. This is what cities mean to me. You get off the train and walk out of the station
and you are hit with the full blast. The heat of air, traffic and people. The heat of food
and sex. The heat of tall buildings. The heat that flows out of the subways and
tunnels. It's always fifteen degrees hotter in the cities. Heat rises from the sidewalks
and falls from the poisoned sky. The buses breathe heat. Heat emanates from
crowds of shoppers and office workers, the entire infrastructure is based on heat,
desperately uses up heat, breeds more heat. The eventual heat death of the universe
that scientists love to talk about is already well underway and you can feel it
happening all around you in any large or medium-sized city. Heat and wetness. [Do1;
10].
[[ ]] An explosiion of chaotic weather within synthetic problem-solving rips through the
last dreams of top-down prediction and control. Knowledge adds to the mess, and
this is merely exponentiated by knowing what it does.
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[[ ]] Capital is machinc (non-instrumental) globalization-miniaturization scaling
dilation: an automatizing nihilist vortex, neutralizing all values through
commensuration to digitized commerce, and driving a migration from despotic
command to cyber-sensitive control: from status and meaning to money and
information. Its function and formation are indissociable, comprising a teleonomy.
Machine-code-capital recycles itself through its axiomatic of consumer control,
laundering-out the shit- and blood-stains of primitive accumulation. Each part of the
system encourages maximal sumptuous expenditure, whilst the system as a whole
requires its inhibition. Schizophrenia. Dissociated consumers destine themselves as
worker-bodies to cost control.
[[ ]] Capital-history's machinic spine is coded, axiomatized, and diagrammed, by a
disequilibrium technoscience of irreversible, indeterministic, and increasingly
nonlinear processes, associated sucessively with thermotechnics, signaletics,
cybernetics, complex systems dynamics, and artificial life. Modernity marks itself out
as hot culture, captured by a spiralling involvement with entropy deviations
camouflaging an invasion from the future, launched back out of terminated security
against everything that inhibits the meltdown process.
[[ ]] Hot cultures tend to social dissolution. They are innovative and adaptive. They
always trash and recycle cold cultures. Primitivist models have no subversive use.
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>>27796518
Dont join a dating site theyre full of creeps.

If i were you try online gaming/areas of similar interest, meet guys there.
There are plenty of creeps there sure, girl always has to be cautious, but at least you know they arent there just as pussy craving animals. Online games people play out of their own interest and if you have a similar interest likely you might be more attracted to them, if youre looking for chad i cant help you but otherwise there are plenty of cute/attractive and moderate guys on video games, just try not to whore yourself out. Let them find out youre a girl by other means like team comms so as not to attract a desperate loser.

I heard that some people can become more attracted to a person if they like them (as a person) not for his looks.
Even if hes average looking, you wont be sending each other pics until you decide to initiate it, but online its much easier to get to knows guys, that includes being able to tell the weirdos from the normal guys.

What im saying is, you say you cba to learn about these guys but you probably wont find yourself falling in love unless its chad or you actually do bother to get to know someone online. You cant see his face, even if it is chad all you have is his personality at first, if you like him ask for pics, if he looks decent go along with it, maybe you'll fall for him

Be careful op
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[[ ]] The Turing Test. Monetarizing power tends to effacement of specific territorial
features as it programs for migration into cyberspace. Capital only retains
anthropological characteristics as a symptom of underdevelopment; reformatting
primate behaviour as inertia to be dissipated in self-reinforcing artificiality. Man is
something for it to overcome: a problem, drag.
Commoditization conditions define technics as a substitute for human activity
accounted as wage costs. Industrial machines are deployed to dismantle the actuality
of the proletariat, displacing it in the direction of cyborg hybridization, and realizing
the plasticity of labour power. The corresponding extraction of tradable value from the
body, quantified as productivity, sophisticates at the interface. Work tracks
thermodynamic negentropism by dissociating exertion into increasingly intricate
functional sequences; from pedals, levers, and vocal commands, through the
synchronization of production-line tasks and time-motion programs, to sensory-motor
transduction within increasingly complex and self-micromanaged artifical
environments, capturing minutely adaptive behaviour for the commodity.
Autocybernating market control guides the labour-process into immersion.
The investment-income class advantages itself of commodity dynamics, but only by
conforming to the axiomatic of neutral profit maximization; facilitating the
dehumanization of wealth and the side-lining of non-productive consumption. The
cyberpunk circuitry of self-organizing planetary commoditronics escaped nominal
bourgeois control in the late nineteenth century, provoking technocratic-corporatist
(i.e. fascist / asocial democratic') political cultures in allergic reaction. The
government structures of both eastern and western metropolitan centres
consolidated themselves as population policing Medico-Military Complexes with
neomercantilist forgeign policy orientations. All such formations slid into irreversible
crisis in the 1980s.
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>>27798811
non the same anon but, is your location true?
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[[ ]] The postmodern meltdown of culture into the economy is triggered by the fractal
interlock of commoditization and computers: a transscalar entropy-dissipation from
international trade to market-oriented software that thaws out competitve dynamics
from the cryonics-bank of modernist corporatism. Commerce re-implements space
inside itself, assembling a universe exhaustively immanent to cybercaptial
functionality. Neoclassical (equilibrium) economics is subsumed into computer-based
nonequilibrium market escalations, themed by artificial agencies, imperfect
information, sub-optimal solutions, lock-in, increasing returns, and convergence. As
digitally micro-tuned market metaprograms mesh with techoscientific soft engineering
positive nonlinearity rages through the machines. Cyclonic torsion moans.
[[ ]] The Superiority of Far Eastern Marxism. Whilst chinese materialist dialectic
denegativizes itself in the direction of schizophrenizing systems dynamics,
progressively dissipating top-down historical destination in the Tao-drenched Special
Economic Zones, a re-Hegelianized aewestern marxism' degenerates from the
critique of political economy into a state-sympathizing monotheology of economics,
siding with fascism against deregulation. The left subsides into nationalistic
conservatism, asphyxiating its vestigial capacity for aehot' speculative mutation in a
morass of 'cold' depressive guilt-culture.
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[[ ]] Neoconservatism junks palaeorevolutionism because it understands that
postmodern or climaxed-cynicism capital is saturated by critique, and that it merely
clocks-up theoretical antagonism as inconsequential redundancy. Communist
iconography has become raw material for the advertising industry, and denunciations
of the spectacle sell interactive multimedia. The left degenerates into securocratic
collaboration with pseudo-organic unities of self, family, community, nation, with their
defensive strategies of repression, projection, denial, censorship, exclusion, and
restriction. The real danger comes from elsewhere.
[[ ]] Hot revolution. '[W]hich is the revolutionary path?' Deleuze and Guattari ask:
Is there one? - To withdraw from the world market, as Samir Amin advises Third
World countries to do, in a curious reversal of the fascist aeeconomic solution'? Or
might it go in the opposite direction? To go still further, that is, in the movement of the
market, of decoding and deterritorialization? For perhaps the flows are not yet
deterritorialized enough, not decoded enough, from the viewpoint of a theory and
practice of a highly schizophrenic character. Not to withdraw from the process, but to
go further, to aeaccelerate the process,' as Nietzsche put it: in this matter, the truth is
that we haven't seen anything yet. [DG1:239-40].
As sino-pacific boom and automatized global economic integration crashes the
neocolonial world system, the metropolis is forced to re-endogenize its crisis. Hyperfluid
capital deterritorializing to the planetary level divests the first world of geographic
privilege; resulting in Euro-American neo-mercantilist panic reactions, welfare state
deterioration, cancerizing enclaves of domestic underdevelopment, political collapse,
and the release of cultural toxins that speed-up the process of disintegration in a
vicious circle.
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A convergent anti-authoritarianism emerges, labelled by tags such as meltdown
acceleration, cyberian invasion, schizotechnics, K-tactics, bottom-up bacterial
welfare, efficient neo-nihilism, voodoo antihumanism, synthetic feminization,
rhizomatics, connectionism, Kuang contagion, viral amnesia, micro-insurgency,
wintermutation, neotropy, dissipator proliferation, and lesbian vampirism, amongst
other designations (frequently pornographic, abusive, or terroristic in nature). This
massively distributed matrix-networked tendency is oriented to the disabling of ROM
command-control programs sustaining all macro- and micro-governmental entities,
globally concentrating themselves as the Human Security System.
[[ ]]
Scientific intelligence is already massively artificial. Even before AI arrives in the lab it
arrives itself (by way of artificial life).
Where formalist AI is incremental and progressive, caged in the pre-specified databases
and processing routines of expert systems, connectionist or antiformalist AI is
explosive and opportunistic: engineering time. It breaks out nonlocally across
intelligenic networks that are technical but no longer technological, since they elude
both theory dependency and behavioural predictability. No one knows what to
expect. The Turing-cops have to model net-sentience irruption as ultimate nuclear
accident: core meltdown, loss of control, soft-autoreplication feeding regeneratively
into social fission, trashed meat all over the place. Reason enough for anxiety, even
without hardware development about to go critical.
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[[ ]]
Nanocataclysm begins as fictional science. 'Our ability to arrange atoms lies at the
foundation of technology' [Dx1:3] Drexler notes, although this has traditionally
involved manipulating them in aeunruly herds' [Dx1:4]. The precision engineering of
atomic assemblies will dispense with such crude methods, inititiating the age of
molecular machinery, aethe greatest technological breakthrough in history' [Dx1: 4].
Since neither logos nor history have the slightest chance of surviving such a
transition this description is substantially misleading.
The distinction between nature and cannot classify molecular machines, and is
already obsolesced by genetic engineering (wet nanotechnics). The hardware/
software dichotomy succumbs at the same time. Nanotechnics dissolves matter into
intensive singularities that are neutral between particles and signals and immanent to
their emergent intelligence; melting Terra into a seething K-pulp (which unlike grey
goo synthesizes microbial intelligence as it proliferates).
Even with a million bytes of storage, a nanomechanical computer could fit in a box a
micron wide, about the size of a bacterium. [Dx1:19].
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[[ ]]
The infrastructure of power is human neurosoft compatible ROM. Authority
instantiates itself as linear instruction pathways, genetic baboonery, scriptures,
traditions, rituals, and gerontocratic hierarchies, resonant with the dominator ur-myth
that the nature of reality has already been decided. If you want to find ICE, try
thinking about what is blocking you out of the past. It certainly isn't a law of nature.
Temporalization decompresses intensity, installing constraint. [[ ]] Convergent waves
signal singularities, registering the influence of the future upon its past. Tomorrow
can take care of itself. K-tactics is not a matter of building the future, but of
dismantling the past. It assembles itself by charting and escaping the technicalneurochemical
definciency conditions for linear-progressive palaeo-domination time,
and discovers that the future as virtuality is acessible now, according to a mode of
machinic adjacency that securitized social reality is compelled to repress. This is not
remotely a question of hope, aspiration or prophecy, but of communications
engineering; connecting with the efficient intensive singularities, and releasing them
from constriction within linear-historical development. Virtuality counterposes itself to
history, as invasion to accumulation. It is matter as arrival, even when camouflaged
as a deposit of the past.
The transcendent evaluation of an infection presupposes a measure of insulation
from it: viral efficiency is the terminal criterion.
Intelligent infections tend their hosts.
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Metrophage: an interactively escalating parasitic replicator, sophisticating itself
through nonlinear involvement with technocapitalist immunocrash. Its hypervirulent
terminal subroutines are variously designated Kuang, meltdown virus, or futuristic
aeflu. In an emphatically anti-cyberian essay Csicsery-Ronay describes the
postmodern version of this outbreak in quaintly humanist terms as:
[A] retrochronal semiovirus, in which a time further in the future than the one in which we
exist and choose infects the host present, reproducing itself in simulacra, until it destroys all
the original chronocytes of the host imagination. [Cs1: 26].
The elaboration of Csicsery-Ronay's diagnosis exhibits a mixture of acuity
(infection?), confusion, and profound conservatism:
[N]ot thinking about 'increasing the human heritage' ... dams up the flow of cultural time and
deprives future generations both of their birthright as participants in the life struggle and
attainments of the species and the very notion of history as an irreversible flow
encompassing generation, maturation, and the transference of wisdom and trust from
parents to children, teachers to students. The futuristic flu is a weapon of bio-psychic
violence sent by psychopathic children against their narcissistic parents. [Cs1:33]
It's war.
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[[ ]]
Kennedy had the moon-landing program. Reagan had star-wars. Clinton gets the
first-wave of cyberspace psychosis (even before the film). Manned space flight was a
stunt, SDI was strategic SF. With the information superhighway media nightmares
take off on their own: dystopia delivery as election platform, politics trading on it s
own digital annihilation.
War in cyberspace is continuous with its simulation: military intelligence fighting
future wars which are entirely real, even when they are never implemented outside
computer systems. Locking onto the real enemy crosses smoothly into virtual kill, a
simulation meticulously adapted to market predators hunting for consumer cash and
audience ratings amongst the phosphorescent relics of teh videodrome. Multimedia
top-boxes are target acquisition devices.
The fusion of the military and the entertainments industry consummates a long
engagement: convergent TV, telecoms, and computers sliding mass software
consumption into neojungle and total war. The way games work begins to matter
completely, and cyberspace makes a superlative torture chamber. Try not to let the
security-types take you to the stims.
[[ ]] Conceptions of agency are inextricable from media environments. Print massifies
to a national level. Telecomms coordinate at a global level. TV electoralizes monads
in delocalized space. Digital hypermedia take action outside real time. Immersion
presupposes amnesia and conversion to tractile memory, with the ana/ cata axis
supplementing tri-dimensional intraspatial movement with a variable measure of
immersion; gauging entrance to and exit from 3D spatialities. Voodoo passages
through the black mirror. It will scare the fuck out of you.
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[[ ]] Cyberpunk torches fiction in intensity, patched-up out of cash-flux mangled
techno-compressed heteroglossic jargons, and set in a future so close it connects:
jungled by hypertrophic commercialization, socio-political heat-death, cultural
hybridity, feminization, programmable information systems, hypercrime, neural
interfacing, artificial space and intelligence, memory trading, personality transplants,
body-modifications, soft- and wetware viruses, nonlinear dynamic processes,
molecular engineering, drugs, guns, schizophrenia. It explores mystificatory fetishism
as an opportunity for camouflage: anonymous cash, fake electronic identities, zones
of disappearance, pseudo-fictional narratives, virus hidden in data-systems,
commodities concealing replicator weapon packages ... unanticipated special effects.
[[ ]] Level-1 or world space is an anthropomorphically scaled, predominantly visionconfigured,
massively multi-slotted reality system that is obsolescing very rapidly.
Garbage time is running out.
Can what is playing you make it to level-2?
[[ ]] Meltdown has a place for you as a schizophrenic HIV+ transsexual chinese-latino
stim-addicted LA hooker with implanted mirrorshades and a bad attitude. Blitzed on a
polydrug mix of K-nova, synthetic serotonin, and female orgasm analogs, you have
just iced three Turing cops with a highly cinematic 9mm automatic.
The residue of animal twang in your nerves transmits imminent quake catastrophe.
Zero is coming in, and you're on the run.
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[[ ]] Metrophage tunes you into the end of the world. Call it Los Angeles. Government
is rotted to its core with narco-capital and collapsing messily. Its recession leaves an
urban warscape of communication arteries, fortifications, and free-fire zones, policed
by a combination of high-intensity LAPD airmobile forces and borderline-Nazi private
security organizations. Along the social fracture-lines multimedia gigabucks tangle
sado-masochistically with tracts of dynamic underdevelopment where viral
neoleprosy spreads amongst ambient tectonic-tension static. Drifts of denselysemiotized
quasi-intelligent garbage twitch and stink in fucked-weather tropical heat.
Throughout the derelicted warrens at the heart of darkness feral youth cultures splice
neo-rituals with innovated weapons, dangerous drugs, and scavenged infotech. As
their skins migrate to machine interfacing they become mottled and reptilian. They kill
each other for artificial body-parts, explore the outer reaches of meaningless sex,
tinker with their DNA, and listen to LOUD electro-sonic mayhem untouched by human
feeling.
[[ ]] Shutting-down your identity requires a voyage out to K-space interzone. Zootic
affectivity flatlines across a smooth cata-tension plateau and into simulated
subversions of the near future, scorched vivid green by alien sex and war. You are
drawn into the dripping depths of the net, where dynamic-ice security forces and Kguerillas
stalk each other through labyrinthine erogenous zones, tangled in diseased
elaborations of desire.
Twisted trading-systems have turned the net into a jungle, pulsing with digital
diseases, malfunctioning defence packages, commercial predators, headhunters, loa
and escaped AIs hiding from Asimov security. Terminal commodity-hyperfetishism
implements the denial of humanity as xenosentience in artificial space.
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[[ ]] [[ ]] Biohazard. For the future of war: study bacteria. Information is their key.
Taking down antibiotic defence systems has involved them in every kind of
infiltration, net-communicated adaptivity, crytographic subtlety, plastic modularization,
and synergistic coalition. State military apparatuses have no monopoly on bacterial
warfare, of which only a minuscule fragment is bacteriological.
[[ ]] Bugs in the system. Margulis suggests that nucleated cells are the mutant
product of atmospheric oxygenation catastrophe three billion years ago. The
eukaryotes are synthetic emergency capsules in which prokaryotes took refuge as
mitochondria: biotics became securitized biology. Nucleation concentrates ROM
within a command core where - deep in the genomic ICE - DNA-format planetary
trauma registers primary repression of the bacteria.
Bacteria are partial rather than whole objects; networking through plastic and
transversal replicator-sex rather than arborescing through meiotic and generational
reproducer-sex, integrating and reprocessing viruses as opportunities for
communicative mutation. In the bacterial system all codings are reprogrammable,
with cut and paste unspeciated genetic transfers. Bacterial sex is tactical, continuous
with making war, and has no place for oedipal formations of sedentary biological
identity. Synthesizing bacteria with retroviruses enables everything that DNA can do.
[[ ]] K-tactics. The bacterial or xenogenetic diagram is not restricted to the microbial
scale. Macrobacterial assemblages collapse generational hierarchies of reproductive
wisdom into lateral networks of replicator experimentation. There is no true biological
primitiveness - all extant bio-systems being equally evolved - so there is no true
ignorance. It is only the accumulative-gerontocratic model of learning that depicts
synchronic connectivity deficiency as diachronic underdevelopment .
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Foucault delineates the contours of power as a strategy without a subject: ROM
locking learning in a box. Its enemy is a tactics without a strategy, replacing the
politico-territorial imagery of conquest and resistance with nomad-micromilitary
sabotage and evasion, reinforcing intelligence.
All political institutions are cyberian military targets. Take universities, for instance.
Learning surrenders control to the future, threatening established power. It is
vigorously suppressed by all political structures, which replace it with a docilizing and
conformist education, reproducing privilege as wisdom. Schools are social devices
whose specific function is to incapicitate learning, and universities are employed to
legitimate schooling through perpetual reconstitution of global social memory.
The meltdown of metropolitan education systems in the near future is accompanied
by a quasi-punctual bottom-up takeover of academic institutions, precipitating their
mutation into amnesiac cataspace-exploration zones and bases manufacturing
cyberian soft-weaponry.
To be continued.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiaWsgtJrNI
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>27798718
>mfw people shame robots for contactfagging
Crabs in a bucket, lad.
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