What are you fembots looking for in a male partner?
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What are you fembots looking for in a male partner?
>>27788600
Just somebody who supports my art. Somebody who will put up with my emotions and mental illness. Somebody who actually cares and calls me beautiful, even on the days I am not looking so good.
Somebody who will cook for me when I cook for them. Somebody to go on camping trips with.
Somebody who is completely obsessed with their hobbies or career.
>>27790196
>Somebody who is completely obsessed with their hobbies or career.
Most important part of this post
>>27788600
Big dick, lots of money (Not afraid to spend some on me, or most of it on me). College degree, needs to be social, large poo of friends is a must because I need to be shown off. He also needs to not be a virgin, I don't have time to babysit someone and teach them sex. So yeah thats basically it.
>>27790196
>>Somebody who is completely obsessed with their hobbies or career.
Any reason why this is so important? Surely if they were less obsessed they would have more time to spend with you? Especially regarding their job.
>>27790196
Are you a virgin? Do you think as a roastie you deserve such a partner?
>>27790221
>large poo of friends
India pls
Why are these threads even created? we will never get ourselves a fembot. Especially since each post has about 5 guys replying.
We all need to compete with those guys. It's all a big game of chess.
>>27790288
Not him, but that kind of obsession can show how much passionate and motivated someone is, if you don't have a hobby/carrer to be passionate about, chances are you can't be passionate about anything, including her/him.
good taste in music and movies, openminded and funny into rough and passionate sexytime, doesn't treat me like crap
>>27790196
>Somebody who will cook for me when I cook for them
Sounds like you'd wind up with too much food, in that case.
>Somebody who is completely obsessed with their hobbies
I do love my videogames.
>>27790196
>>27790217
>>27790288
>>27790315
>no passion or motivation at all
JUST KILL ME NOW FAMILY
someone who doesn't get his political opinions from a fucking anime image board.
>>27790329
>oy vey he is only allowed to get it from the tv
fuck off bitch.
>>27790323
>Wanting to attract succubi.
You realise even if you were full of it, the moment your energy\passion\motivation drops, these roasties are moving on, right?
>>27790340
the last "fembot" from here i talked to claimed to be suffering suicidal thoughts and depression and that she was lonely
she had 170 contacts
she replied to me once every few hours
someone who can get stoned and marathon anime with me without trying to fuck or even initiate conversation
>>27790340
Of course I want to attract a succubus, I'm biologically hardwired to want them although I hate myself for being so weak.
>>27790329
you shills never miss a single opportunity do you?
>0.50$ has been loaded into your account
A guy who doesnt lust after 10/10s qts and doesnt want other women while being with me. Someone who doesnt demand everlasting youth.
So basically, I am destined to be alone forever.
I call it 6 6 6
6 feet tall
6 figure income
6 inch girth
That's what it takes to make me orgasm. Anything less and you're BETA MALE SCUM in my eyes and should be locked away in a concentration camp with similar subhumans
>>27790379
>and doesnt want other women while being with me
Have you been with a single guy before?
>>27790352
Being a loser is cool, especially when youre not actually a loser. Same shit as im a grrrl gamer/nerd etc. Whatever a girl considers herself is really just a fashion statement.
>>27790388
Yes. And none of them were able to control themselves.
>>27790360
you want to fuck them mercilessly
nothing more
get that into your head
>>27790367
oh noes, I triggered the manchild! better call the waaambulance!
>>27790416
So you're a roastie?
>>27790396
Pic related
>>27790418
I just want a woman to talk to and cuddle with. I don't even care about sex, it's overrated.
>>27788600
Someone who actually doesn't look at us as attention seeking whores, acting as a way of some sort of fashion statement and gets autistic whenever we make fun of their severe depression, and virginity.
>>27790196
>Somebody who is completely obsessed with their hobbies or career.
What the fuck? Why?
I want a man who has no hobby except being completely devoted to me. Why do you want to be second place?
>>27788600
atleast 6"5', 9+ inch cock, must have a good job as an executive, banker, doctor or celebrity, fast car to drive me around in, must have a lot of sexual experience so as not to bore me in bed, wants kids, must have a dog (preferably lab or golden), must have a good sense of humor (not creepy)
bonus points: owns at least 1 house and a few businesses, willing to pay to support my family, buys me an expensive gift on the first date
>>27788600
A guy who gets dubs
>my pussy when
>>27790435
>sex
>Overrated
It must have been some boring sex, f.am
Someone with a beautiful BBC
>>27790352
What if 150 of those contacts were girls?
It's more like only 5 were girls but what if.
>>27790438
Why would you make fun of someones severe depression?
What I'm looking for in a female is for her to not be a cunt. It's an unrealistic and unattainable standard.
>>27790475
He said
>claimed to be suffering suicidal thoughts and depression and that she was lonely
Even if they were girls (which they weren't, they were obviously orbiters), she wouldn't be "lonely" would she?
>>27790491
> thinking the person you replied to is actually a woman
wew lad
>>27788600
A guy who doesn't change into a jerk after he cums. Apparently this is too much to ask.
>>27790329
Okay
Be my gf now
>>27790500
True, but you can always fill up your contact list with fellow robots. Would it make as much of a difference as you'd want it to?
>>27790512
Jokes on you
We wouldn't even have sex while we were dating!
>>27790196
>calls me beautiful, even on the days I am not looking so good.
Why would you want to be with a liar?
>>27788600
I don't know. There are so many things you want but you don't know if they actually matter.
Don't be fat? Be nice? Be cute? Don't have a small penis?
I don't know.
>>27790538
>Don't be fat? Be nice? Be cute? Don't have a small penis?
okay i match
>>27790522
Huh? I'm not claiming to be depressed and lonely, apparently this girl was.
Also, most male robots who are lonely can't just do that. As has been observed in various studies, both men and women have a preference for socialising with and being friends with women. Every one of those orbiting nu-males would prefer to spend their time chasing women than befriending a lonely robot, and as nu-males their friendship would be worthless anyway.
>>27790538
>I don't know.
Why even reply?
>>27790553
There probably still a thousand things that wouldn't make us a good match.
>>27790558
Sorry.
>>27790577
>There probably still a thousand things that wouldn't make us a good match.
doubtful
>>27790538
>be nice
note that when a girl says she wants a nice guy, she means nice to her, but a "bad boy" to the rest, before you autists actually go around smiling and caring, which is absolutely not attractive.
>>27790429
If you mean literally then no.
If by that you mean not looking like men's definiton of qt and beauty- then yes.
>>27788600
A partner in life that knows divorce is not an answer, that will sign a prenup as a show of mutual love and trust, is good eith money, has an okay job, plays vidya, wants kids but only once we save enough to afford a house and to have them, will be chill and help clean around the house, will wait until marriage, doesn't care about my ugly teeth and is a nice guy. Hopefully i will find someone someday.
>>27790512
you get wet when we are jerks and think less of us if we arent
now spread your legs
>>27790597
What do you look like then roast?
>>27790597
What I mean is, you've had a string of failed relationships with Chads or semi-Chads, and now you'd like someone to love you for who you are.
>>27790581
Well, I'm a NEET for one.
>>27790594
That's not what it means.
>>27790622
>Well, I'm a NEET for one.
Why would that bother me?
That's just more time to talk :^)
>>27790554
>I'm not claiming
I didn't mean you as in (You), I just meant "you" as in referring to anyone. You, me, anon, whoever.
You're right about everything else, though. Why is it that we only want to talk to womwn? Emotional investment? Do we need to see it going somewhere, even if it won't?
Gay robots must have it so easy.
>>27790615
why would anyone love a cumdumpster
thats what she really is, stop projecting your fantasy into females
>>27790452
>tfw you give your answer and no qt robo boy notices you and sweeps you off your feet and saves you from your current world
>tfw you really are a girl
Is it because I am not trying hard enough to make myself alluring? Someone respond to me and make me feel special
>>27788600
I just want some qt, tall guy, that had a good job and know how to take care of a woman, why is so hard get a bf?
>>27790615
No. I had two relationships in total. Neither of guys were even close to be being chads.
>>27790640
it's probably because you don't post contact info or if you do, you ghost on people
>>27790640
That seemed like a joke answer
But here, I'll get dubs
>>27790611
Average, with features that dont make men hard, basically.
>>27790657
>tall guy
>>27788600
A virgin.
I want our first time to be special
>>27790672
The ISS doesn't launch nukes.
>>27790671
That sounds cute enough for me
I'd get hard with anyone I had an emotional connection to
>>27790657
women and their materialism
you sicken me
>>27790684
>I want our first time to be special
Hello~
>>27790663
If you are 6/10 or below at your best and no prospects of cosmetic surgery, then that's fairly normal. Either date someone who is way below your league, or try to find the rare person that for some reason considers you a 9-10/10
>>27790196
>>>27788600 (OP)
>Just somebody who supports my art. Somebody who will put up with my emotions and mental illness.
Confirmed tumblr tier waste on society. I hope your mentall illness leads you to suicide
>>27790221
>implying you have a vagina
>>27788600
I dont even have a lot of standards yet so far I've not met a single one that lived up to it. I dont know what happened to men but you really have to step up your game guys. All I asked was a handsome 6'7" succesful buisiness men with a 9 inch cock to come sweep me off my feet and to take care of me forever while I don't put in any effort whatsoever. Is that so much to ask?
>>27790690
i have a lot of male friends and they are poor, dont be a salty faggot
>>27790696
And they won't lust after 10/10s? Even most below averagr guy I was with did that. Even guys on r9k spend they time on "perfect waifu threads/you love you lose".
>>27790717
women care more about the job their husband has than the fucking man himself
kill yourself
>>27790722
You could always try dating someone devoutly religious
They probably wouldn't be inclined to be looking at other women
>>27790604
>tfw even robots don't care about you
>>27790722
Of course they will, but they won't act on it. If I had a perfect 10/10 flawless gf, I'd still lust for other girls, I just wouldn't act on it. It's normal for men to want to fuck hot women regardless of how the one they're with currently looks or behaves. The question is simply whether or not they will act on it.
>>27790668
Shit son, so close. Now I can't ever be attracted to you, sorry anon, it wasn't meant to be
>>27790739
most robots dont want someone that wants to get married and have kids within the next 5 minutes
>>27790604
>>27790739
I like pretty much everything you said tbqh
Not sure what you want me to say. Fuck off whore?
>no current mental illnesses
>some interest/hobby that isn't anime or vidya. doesn't matter what
>not overly sexual, likes cuddling and stuff more/willing to wait>no need to be rich but capable of supporting a family so i can move in with them and start a new life somewhere else as their perfect waifu and have their babies
>>27790751
w-why else would you want a woman though? if Id wanted to lose my virginity Id just pay a hooker
>>27790741
Then I dont want to be in relationship with any man.
Its so fucked up that for men it is "normal" to always want other women and I should just accept that and pretend they are able to love with that attitude.
>>27788600
someone who won't break my heart again
>>27790759
3/4 isn't bad right?
>>27790664
I am from canada if that matters. I have talked to a few people on here but the conversations fell a bit flat or else they would be "cooler" than me and it made me insecure and think we wouldn't get along. I have never really ghosted someone, seeing as it never turns into something where I am that significant to them that it matters. The way I see it, when we don't get along its better that way, now they can be free to go date who they are meant to be with. It doesn't always work like that, sometimes some guys are pissy and clingy which is why I have to be so straight and emotionless. Its a shield.
>>27790759
This would be fine if it wasn't for the kids, well, I'm sure there are other robots that don't mind that
>>27790767
I think there are guys that don't have eyes for anyone but the person they are in love with.
I was like that before. Took me years to get over her.
>>27790777
I'd date anyone that gets trips like that
>>27790785
Thank you anon. Nice bateman meme. So, come here often?
>>27790640
>>27790777
Move to New Zealand and I'll love you forever.
>>27790751
I see.
>>27790754
Thanks for saying that, except for the very last part. That part was rude.
>>27790739
i didnt reply because i think you are bait
i want to get married and make babies
>>27790792
Too often
Have a bebe bateman
>>27790711
I dont but was wondering how many replies i could get with the most obvious bait. Kinda disappointed, I see worse bait get more replies all the time.
>>27790805
The last part was a question
Were you looking for a bf on /r9k/ of all places?
>>27790799
>Move to New Zealand and I'll love you forever.
But then I'd beat you to her :^)
>>27790767
You seem to not understand that "love" and "want to fuck" are two different things. Wanting to stick your dick into hot women is normal, guys do tend to get the "only have eyes for her"-stage that >>27790782 describes, but it usually wears off, you can't expect that to be present until their deathbed; I wouldn't expect a girlfriend to only ever think of me forever when she faps, either. That doesn't automatically mean that they would drop me the moment a hotter person appears.
>>27790808
Ahhhh thank you. Its funny, I get it.
>>27790799
Thank you dubs anon, I was gonna say no because I don't want to move but
>those dubs tho
>>27790805
You aren't describing a person in your post. You describe what you want out of the person.
Which is money, security and kids.
>>27790825Would you post contact info dubs fem
>>27790825
>Thank you dubs anon, I was gonna say no because I don't want to move but
>>those dubs tho
I would reach into the heavens and make a gift of the stars just to see you smile.
>>27790842
>>27790841
>>27790821
>>27790820
ahahaha you people are so pathetic
>>27790842
>>27790841
I can't have two boyfriends. You guys need to have it out, deathmatch style to determine who is more worthy. I will ref.
>>27790777
>they would be "cooler" than me and it made me insecure and think we wouldn't get along
This is /r9k/, the people contacting you should typically be khhvs, they're not gonna be "cool". Not getting along after talking for a while is a different thing, but don't just rule people out because they appear, at first glance, to be above your level. I have some moderately fancy things to write about myself, that doesn't make me any less of a loser from a social perspective, yet what you describe has seemed to happen a couple times, may well include you specifically.
>>27790806
Trust me i'm not but nice to know that. I hope you find your qt one day
>>27790820
I dunno but this seems like the best place to go to to find someone compatible.
>>27790826
Ah i see well i suppose those things are more important when i think of life partner. I suppose for a person i want someone nice and loyal that plays vidya and all that. I prefer guys with brown hair and blue/green eyes but ive been attracted to all types before. Looks aren't that important to me because i hear that once you start really liking or loving a person they are always beautiful and attractive to you. Obviously i dont want a guy with a scooped out face but otherwise its fine. I also find the guys that are conventionally attractive know it and are jerks.
>>27790878
I live closer to you than the Kiwi :^)
>>27790889
>I suppose for a person i want someone nice and loyal that plays vidya and all that. I prefer guys with brown hair
is this enough to make up for my gray eyes
>>27790904
Gray eyes are interesting i don't think I've met someone with them before
>>27790936
alright
so why do you think you'll find someone compatible here?
>>27790879
Maybe you are right, anon. I think part of it is just my low self esteem, it makes me think right off the bat that I am not good enough and that I annoy people with my presence. I need the other person to be the cooler one to feed off of their energy in social situations but not too cool where as we can't relate. Those people I talked about who were cool were straight up normie tier, it would have given me major anxiety to try and live up to their level. I guess I am just worried that I will fuck up or else it will be a dead end, it sucks when you try for something and it turned out to just be a waste of time. Not that people are wastes of time, but what if in that time I spent chasing a dead end I could have been with the "one"? I am someone who devotes myself to one person at a time so its not like i can just KNOW that person is gonna be cool and we are gonna like each other. All of this shit is just way too hard, thats probably mainly why I bail, I can't be bothered to try and fully grasp the mechanics of socialising and having relationships.
>>27790892
Ok, where are you from? You got a fake email I can message?
>>27790759
That sounds decent
>>27790994
murrica
[email protected]
and sure
>>27790994
>>27790892
Woopsie i meant a temporary email, a fake email defeats the purpose of trying to get in touch with you lol. Unless you aren't afraid of giving your real email out on here
>>27790958
Because they have similar life experiences to me (bullied, lonely, depressed) and also a similar sense of humor and most likely like vidya and anime. I don't watch too much anime now but i would if i had someone to watch it with.
Now when i say similar experiences i know its different for grills because they have opportunities for sex and guys have to work harder for it. Its also easier to find people that can be nice to you because grills are seen as weak/in need of help. I dont mean that at all obviously there are robot feels i will never feel. But the general feel of depression, dislike of normies, people being bullies to you...that i get. And id like to be with someone that understands that feel.
>>27791011
Ok anon I sent it. And you got dubs :')
>>27790777
>I have talked to a few people on here but the conversations fell a bit flat or else they would be "cooler" than me and it made me insecure and think we wouldn't get along.
What the fuck.
>>27791012
even jotaro is laughing at you
>>27791022
Okay yeah I guess I can see what you mean
Maybe you should post your contact if you really want to try and find someone though
>>27790196
That actually sounds nice. What's your art like?
>>27791040
Yeah, what is it with normies on r9k thinking they belong, making the rest of us appear and feel inferior in comparison? Don't they know there is a facebook specifically for them?
>>27790976
>it sucks when you try for something and it turned out to just be a waste of time
Certainly, but
>but what if in that time I spent chasing a dead end I could have been with the "one"?
you won't know until you get there.
I mean, this sucks shit, obviously, but that's just how it is. I don't even like this normalfag-infested board, but I browse it because there's literally nowhere else where you have an even remotely decent chance at finding a female with somewhat similar interests and mindset. And then when you accidentally come across someone that appears decent, they either bail, or it turns out they're the type of sad and lonely that has a million contacts and doesn't have time to give you anything but a half-assed reply every five hours, at best. Still, the only choices are either giving up or continuing in the hopes that you get lucky somewhere far down the line. I mean, it's all about chances in the end, and doing this shit certainly does increase your chances.
Even if i live up to some of you girls' standards where would i even find vidya playin 4chan postil fems?
>>27791066
I don't understand what you are talking about or if you meant that directed at me, but only a Normie posts his initial Skype/Email in the first place in threads like this in hopes of hooking up. Nothing more but people wanting a girlfriend for the sake of it. That's how i see it and most of the time they don't have much in common.
Still a cunt move with what she mentioned she does above. And these people want "friends".
>>27790976
I can imagine what it feels like. I often bail out of social situations as well.
It's probably best to go in without any expectations so as not to be disappointed. Meet new people and let things take a natural course. You will eventually find someone.
>>27791078
Yep,but what can you do? Its not like you can go and change those girls mind, its the past. At least you managed to enlighten me and teach me not to do that anymore. I have to work to try and see if a guy is worth it, THEN I can give up on it. >>27791111
How is it cunty? If it wasn't working out then it wasn't gonna, if you get hurt every time someone doesn't want to talk to you anymore maybe it wasnt meant to be. And there is nothing wrong with lonely people wanting to reach out and make friends, just because you are so elitist that you think your way is best and yoy are top robot. Don't shame the people who want to make friends.
>>27791059
I've done that before just one day and got a couple replies whichwas nice. Mo one in this thread is interested which is okay. I hope they all have success in the 3D someday
>>27791198but i'm interested
>>27791178
>How is it cunty? If it wasn't working out then it wasn't gonna, if you get hurt every time someone doesn't want to talk to you anymore maybe it wasnt meant to be.
Why would any talk to you when you make the conversation flat on purpose in fear of being uncool? Your logic is completely flawed and it seems like you have your head shoved up your ass. The thing that bothers me is as a male, i won't get adds or if I'm lucky it's one add and if that doesn't workout I'm back to square one.
A female can go back on the internet and have other men add her and have many more options and chances at making friends.
>And there is nothing wrong with lonely people wanting to reach out and make friends, just because you are so elitist that you think your way is best and yoy are top robot. Don't shame the people who want to make friends.
You aren't lonely if you are getting adds, and purposely making it flat like i said above about your own insecurities. And when they seem a bit clingy you are "emotionless"
As someone with no friends thanks for ticking me off.
>>27791217
Do you mind posting a throwaway..?
>>27791223
>27791223
Ok now you're putting words in my mouth and making assumptions? I never said I make it flat on purpose, please tell me where you get that from. I am sorry that happens to you but its not my fault. I'd give you a chance if you are nice and capable of holding a real conversation i am not gonna pretend to like you just for the sake of being "nice". What the fuck would be the point in leading you on?
Maybe theres a reason you have no friends and girls run away from you anon. Get help.
>>27791261
Alright
But this one can't reply
[email protected]
>>27791269
There should be a "but" between conversation and i am.
>>27791269
>Ok now you're putting words in my mouth and making assumptions?
Your English is all fucked up and looks like you use a translator of some sort but here is where you mentioned it;
>>>27790777
>I am from canada if that matters. I have talked to a few people on here but the conversations fell a bit flat or else they would be "cooler" than me and it made me insecure and think we wouldn't get along.
> I'd give you a chance if you are nice and capable of holding a real conversation i am not gonna pretend to like you just for the sake of being "nice". What the fuck would be the point in leading you on?
You'd have to let others give you that chance firs,t it seems you have as much of a shit personality and cant hold conversations like myself if your conversations with robots fall flat.
Pull your head out of your ass, you aren't lonely.
>>27791223
just being a girl doesn't automatically make your life easier. If anything, you guys make it worse by dismissing any problem a girl has as a superficial one.
Just because a girl has many contacts doesn't mean she can connect with most of them. One can feel lonely in a big group of people.
>>27791272
Thanks familia. I willreply as soon as i nap in preparation for making a dentist appointment. Until then take care
>>27791307
>Just because a girl has many contacts doesn't mean she can connect with most of them. One can feel lonely in a big group of people.
At least she has the choice of trying and has the option to try and connect, unlike that of a male. Use your head before speaking.
>>27791307
>One can feel lonely in a big group of people.
so women are lonely by choice?
>>27791307
>Just because a girl has many contacts doesn't mean she can connect with most of them
Sure, but she's still making the conscious choice of juggling between dozens of people and keeping orbiters. She could choose to focus on one or two at a time and dismiss those that she finds a not sufficiently good match. That's a pretty big luxury and her loneliness is primarily caused by herself and her approach to communication, not by a lack of people interested in talking to her.
>>27791323
I don't see how what I said implies that
>>27791300
The conversations fell flat either because that person was boring or we didn't get along. I don't intentionally sabotoge my chances, don't be fucking stupid man. I give people chances, it just doesn't always work out. Also its not a competition who can be the most lonely so I am not gonna get all defensive on that remark, but I know I am lonely and thats all that matters
>>27791346
>The conversations fell flat either because that person was boring or we didn't get along
But how do we know you aren't the primary cause for the conversation falling flat? you did mention you didn't want to seem uncool and like they were better then you.
You seem narcissistic, i can see why you are "Lonely" even with your countless orbiters.
>>27791336
What is mental illness for two hundred dollars alex
Please leave roasties. For fucks sake just go back to Facebook and leave us be
>>27791336
This thread alone proves how easy it is for a lady to get a friend and countless people replying to her posts. Imagine if this was a thread dedicated to that of a male.
We'd all be replying to each other because the opposite sex isn't anywhere to be seen.
>>27791358
She mentioned that in two different scenarios though
>>27791379
The last scenario was enough to know she' sa dumb cunt and not at all lonely.
6'2, rich, handsome, slightly above average penis, doesn't have to be wealthy but it'd definitely be a plus. That's all.
>>27791406
>doesn't have to be wealthy
>rich
>>27791393
You don't even know what the fuck you are talking about anon, trying to sound smart and deep calling me a narcissist. Fucking lol, whatever helps you sleep at night just because I was honest enough to tell you why people might not want to be your friend. Allow me to be more honest, since you make it so easy. People don't like you because you are delusional, nitpicky, paranoid, self pitying, narrow minded and assumtpive and you try to be a detective of social relations when really you are just a butthurt sensitive douche I wouldn't be your friend even if you paid me to, you have got a rotteb horrible attitude and I would avoid someone like you at all costs if I knew better right off the bat. Go get your head evaluated, even though your retardation is incurable.
>>27791444
>whatever helps you sleep at night just
We aren't the ones here who are afraid of people being cooler than us and us seeming uninteresting and the such like yourself, which is one of the reasons for the conversation falling flat. You have a horrible personality, and it seems you are the primary course for the conversions falling and being uninteresting.
Men aren't the only one's that are supposed to try in a conversation, baby ;)
>>27791444
I don't want to keep replying to you, you might think I'm too cool.
>>27791489
Don't worry, I don't think there's any risk of that happening.
>>27791470
Ok there tough guy. You know me so well lol and your reading comprehension is on point, and your dick is huge. You are a gentleman and a scholar who can do no wrong. Every one should be like you.
>>27791497
Who knows what goes on in her narcissistic mind.
>>27791444
>I wouldn't be your friend even if you paid me to
We did it reddit!
A guy who is intelligent, maybe a little bit un- self-assured (doesn't completely have their life together). A guy who will desire me, a guy above the height of 5'6 (cuz thats my height) but im not that fussy ,a guy will have a slightly cynical sense of humour and most importantly not a complete normie
>>27791489
*cue that gif of those black guys*
OHHHHHHHHH NIGGA GOT BTFO HAHAHAB LOOK AT HIS SMUG PEPE DAMN HE SHOWED HER-
>>27791497
>THEN THIS NIGGA WALK UP
HOL UP NIGGA NOW YOU gOT BTFO DAAAAAAAAMN (his response to you was better desu)
>>27791521
Proof that women don't know what they want
>>27791444
I'll teach you another thing, femanon: regardless of the circumstances, ad hominems of any degree only make you look bad, with the two exceptions of shitposting or being amongst people so dumb that they are incapable of recognizing it, i.e. /soc/, Facebook and other normalfag places. Never post ad hominems otherwise.
>>27791508
This is why you have no friends, look at that personality of yours. You are extremely bitter and violent. I sincerely want friends but i don't flat line a conversations because they are cooler then me or have friends.
In fact i added someone from /soc/ who is a female, and i believe would classify as a normie but i don"t care in the slightest as she is friendly as fuck but stopped talking to me.
This is the life of someone boring. Seek help!
>>27791540
what do you mean how could i be more specific?
>>27791513
LOL BAW.
>a girl doesn't like me
I-it must be because shes a narcissist! ;_; my mom says I'm still cool
>>27791434
Oops, my mistake :P
>>27791561
>>27791537
>>27791508
whats wrong with you? did you get disowned by daddy? or did you get rejected by a cool robot?
I like to read these threads and fantasize about bettering myself and sharing some of my time on earth with a qt fembot. But I already talk to a qt fembot but I don't know if she'd be my gf, nor do I know if I'd want her to anyway. What a waste of space I am.
>>27791544
Now you're just getting fedora tier,just stop. I can't even read what you are saying because you are grasping at straws so hard. Its actually really hilarious, I lold. Tell me more about why people don't like to talk to you lmao
>>27791470
It's easy to feel overwhelmed when talking to people that you see as being better than you. You should know best.
Finding someone that you can relate to is hard.
>>27791521
what race are you and how much do you weigh
>>27790538
So do you actually believe that small penis is not workable ?
>>27791540
its all personal stuff anyway baka maybe itll change in the future but thats what im into now, and trust me I have had kind of chads interested in me but we just don't mesh.
Great big benis fo ma bagina.
>>27791546
GOOD FOR YOU. LOL YOU ARE THAT BUTTHURT BECAUSE I GHOSTED A FEW NIGGAS, LIKEEEEE JUST DON'T TALK TO ME AND STOP LUSTING AFTER ME IF YOURE SO SUPERIOR TO MY DEVILISH WAYS :^) I'LL LIVE
>>27791561
dam girl you a narcissist. Maybe you should go back to tumblr dam
>>27791609
You should start a blog about this desu
>>27791614
I don't understand, my man. I only ant friends.
>>27791617
So that's the only word you know? You don't have any other meme buzzwords to throw at me to show how informed and cocky you are? Btw the fact that you try so hard just shows how fragile your ego is ;) who's the narcissist now? You're getting boring though, I gotta bail. Pce. Hope you find your femanon
>>27791617
I think she's a bit more, she seems retarded. She's got an extra chromosome.
>>27791643
Wow, are you okay?
>>27791644
Same fag. At least you are learning new insults though, thats funny because I have never gotten that one yet. You might wanna try to be more accurate just so you can actually hurt my feelings, its like you guys are in kindergarten or something
>babbys first time calling someone on the internet retarded
Congratulations, your efforts didn't go unnoticed by me.
>>27791643
> yfw she's a narcissist
>>27791585
No, no, don't get me mixed up, I wasn't involved in this conversation beyond >>27791078. You're genuinely making yourself look bad by throwing around petty responses. Don't get all worked up over shitposting in the first place, anyone can tell.
>>27791680
>pulling the samefag
Sorry hunny, but i'm not the only on who thinks you're retarded.
>>27791406
Do you really think that a guy with small penis can't make you orgasm. P.s. : orgasm is the only one goal in sex.
>be a girl
>stop talking to someone because they will be cooler then me
>stop talking to people if they get a little clingy
>tfw so loenely
>>27791683
She needs help for that narcissism. Quicker she gets placed in a mental hospital the better this board will be.
>>27791683
You got me there though. I really am a narcissist >:) what narcissist admits to it? I love myself, I can't help it, weeding out the inferior people is how I make sure i stay on top. I have too much self respect to put my effort into someone who isnt worth it. It was fun playing this game with you, you smart, you loyal, you reply to my comments. I am sincerely glad we could share this experience <3
>>27791716
Yet you wonder why you have no friends, get help you narcissistic freak.
>>27791692
>he pulls the hunny card because he is smug and loves cocks
Ouch, was not expecting that cringe. Who the fuck calls people honey? Are you a woman?
>>27791714
Lol u r funny haha
Wait, what's wrong with being a narcissist?
>>27791716
Have you thought about taking medication to help you through it?
Check out this link i found;
http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/1519417-medication#2
>>27791735
No. I never said I didn't have friends, again with your reading comprehension. I just said I don't have time to spend on people who are dumb and inferior. I don't wonder at all, I know precisely the reason. Also cool turning my "get help" retort back on me, thats a good one. Now I know which one really touched your feelings.
>>27791769
please seek help, I'm afraid you might end up killing yourself. Wouldn't want a poor little Canadian killing herself now ;(
>>27791755
No. I just want to argue with anons online, getting help isnt in my agenda. Maybe when it starts negatively affecting my life but getting help would be pointless at this time. Plus, I hate doctors
>>27791769
>No. I never said I didn't have friends, again with your reading comprehension
but you said you were lonely
so
which
is
it?
>>27791777
I am gonna kill myself. Why does it matter if I am canadian or not? Is this your attempt at trollbaiting me? Oh, anon! Silly anon, you're trying to get me to kill myself *cue that spongebob pic*
>>27791802
>I am gonna kill myself.
thank god. well good bye now
>>27791802
What is your name? my fellow robot.
>>27791795
I have like 5 friends, if you can call them that. There are people who I like and who would talk to me like a human being and probably hang out with me if I wanted to but they don't put in the effort and they aren't like best friends or anything. You act like my method is so fucked up, you should meet my friends, my supposed best friend ghosted me for 3 months for no reason. If you knew my story you'd get why I am so fucked. I could hang with these people and try harder to make them like me but that won't change the fact that I am lonely deep to my core in ways no other person could possibly understand. Not even you.
>>27791808
LOL THIS NIGGA TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF.HAHAHAHAHHAS WEW LAD NICELY DONE HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE NOT A FAGGOT AT ALL :^)
>>27791819
I am Meme Cringington, defender of 4chan, lurker of the shadows, biggest narcissist this side of the continent. But you can just call me Meme
>>27791840
Well, I'd like to be your friend
>>27788600
>Has an ethical code
>Has brains
>Enjoys deep discussions
>Sense of humour a plus
>Compassionate nature
>Committed
>Understanding
>Doesn't listen to chart music or watch mainstream TV
>Not retarded
>Doesn't think he's "cool"
>Not obsessed with his looks or working out to get ripped
>If he has a car that's nice too cause I want to go camp under the starts and I don't drive either
>>27791864
What's wrong with you mate? you only get weirder with every reply. What's your biological name? You spark me as an interesting person, i have no friends either nor will i put my hand out for friendship.
>>27791869
You lie! How dare you lie to me like that, anon. You're that same guy from before aren't you? The one calling me a narcissist? You're not funny :(
>>27791882
Oh god. A person who thinks I am interesting. What are we gonna do, brain? Brain: RUN AWAY
>>27791896
Why do you continue to avoid the question? I fall into all those categories of why you don't like people or get along with them.
>uninteresting
>boring
>etc..
So I'm not trying to befriend, just curious my robot.
>>27791884
I'm not, I'm quite sick of how everyone here atcs so unreasonable and trvivializes someone's problems just based on their gender...
>>27790759
ey yo grl i meet ur criteria
>wanting to shack down with inferior females
Robots can still get stacies, I'm living proof. Just hold out and better yourself
>>27791924
This is the set up for some joke right? You're just shitting me? Here let me help you out, "roastie toasted reeee" there now everyone is happy
>>27791914
I don't want to give my name because a)this place is scary and b) i don't see the relevancy of it sorry anon
>>27792003
>i don't see the relevancy of it sorry anon
I have a eerie feeling you are the one i added from /soc/ for some very odd reason, i just cant place my fingers on it But she seemed completely normal and very content with life and enjoying it. And the first person that's been friendly to me in a long time.
>>27792024
Nope never been to soc sorry. She was probably inferior because she wasn't me.
>email Canadian fembot
>she ignores me and just stays here to argue with autists
What's the point of even trying
>>27791999
isn't there a point where it's too late?
>>27792034
>being less entertaining than a bunch of shitposting bitter neckbeards
Why are you surprised she's ignoring you?
>>27792034
> Succumb to my beta tendencies
Be strong robut
>>27792034
I think that was a different one
>>27792031
Are you sure? she also uses them smiley faces and types out similar.im sorry for being boring
If that's not the case, get fucked cunt, she's superior in every way.
>>27792003
No, I'm serious. If you wanna have a more civilized chat, just let me know.
You can use this address [email protected]
with a screencap of your comment (to confirm that it's you) to talk to me.
Someone who will die with meJust kidding. Someone who is detached, unambitious and watches interesting movies all day. I want to leech off of his knowledge of and taste in media.
>>27792076
>detached, unambitiousand everyone else on this board
That fits me
>>27792076
>Someone who will die with me
This is literally all I want.
But I'm fairly sure you know me already. Maybe not.
>>27792038
If you're at least a 4.5/10 and have a decent job, you can pull stacies with the right attitude.
I've dated a fembot once too, and she was terrible. Basically just a leech who couldnt think for herself or support herself. No opinions, no passion about anything. Had a roastie to boot.
I'll take a feisty stacy any day
>>27792031
I actually like narcissistic girls, but on the condition that they have at least something to be narcissistic about. Are you good at anything, anon, other than throwing shitfits?
>>27792034
Send me another email yours got lost in post. Actually though, my phone only shows me my last 13 inboxes so you will have to be the one to message me, I don't know your email
>>27792110
I'll take one feisty fembot, please.
>>27792096
I'm fairly sure YOU know ME
I think the shoe is actually one the other foot, hereDon'tstop messing with my head
>>27792110
what kinda attitude is that. don't say cocky and funny
>>27792110
Can you tell us a story about the fembot
>looking for
I've always been engaged and then determined whether they were acceptable or not from there.
I don't have a checklist.
>>27792120
Music, art, and I cook. I am more than my abilities though, I am superior for other reasons.
>>27792124
*on the other foot
not one the other foot
>>27792121
No
If you want to argue with /r9k/ about whether or not you're a narcissist after begging for a bf you can do just that
>>27792124
Alright, I'm not sure anymore. I don't think I know anyone so honest. Anyway add me on Skype and we will see: rdg999x
>>27792034
why would you even try? look at how fucked up she is.
>>27792151
Hahahaha who was begging? I do want to do that actually, thanks for giving me permission first lol
>>27792146
>other reasons
Elaborate. Are you extremely logical, detached, or what? I mean you didn't give that impression
>>27792159
>not liking fucked up girls
maybe all plebeshits should just leave
>>27792172
Thanks for ignoring me again, it's you ain't it.
>>27791926
date me then?
bloxxblox
I just want someone who'll listen to me. I want someone who will cuddle with me when I'm upset and tell me everything will be okay.
>>27792146
>superior
>doesn't know how to spell "relevance"
what did she mean by this
>>27792195
Fucked up is fine/sociopath or mega bitch is not
>>27792207
weight race and age
>>27792195
this isn't just fucked up
she threw a little tantrum in here and already reveled her true colors.
>>27792203
>reply to her earlier
>no reply
Fuck you whore
>>27792209
sociopath girls are 10/10, what the fuck are you talking about kid
>>27792223
Look at it the other way around, at least you already know what you are getting into, rather than having a super nice girl throw a tantrum out of nowhere two months later
>>27792227
Can you explain the benefits of dating a sociopath? Be specific
>>27792227
enjoy being tricked into having kids who will go on to be brought up in a sociopathic family.
and just to clarify, that's your luckiest scenario right there
>>27790767
Something tells me that you would lust over other men and would consider it normal. Selfish cunt.
>>27792190
I make jokes. I can joke about anything, in any situation because life is just so funny to me. I am an excellent troll, I have the uncanny skill of making innocent robots think I am a real female. Also hurting my feelings is like water off a ducks back, you'd have to really be trying if you want to hurt me otherwise its just nothing to me. This comes in handy when internet autists start throwing down memes because I dared to speak up, arguments are my main forte. Also I don't think I am really a narcissist, I just like being cocky and getting people anonymously enraged for lulz.
>>27792240
you must be the thirstiest person in the world to want to date that fucking mess
enjoy your headaches
>>27792245
It makes the robot's life interesting and exciting instead of boring, empty, and useless
>>27792265
>sociopaths
>interesting and exciting
How old are you, kiddo?
>>27792132
Not much to tell since we didnt do much. Watched a lot of bad shows on netflix. Tried to have sex and that didnt work out too great. She tried to cook breakfast for me a couple of times and it was so bad I was literally gagging trying to get it down
>>27792207
You've posted this in multiple threads, gotten replies each time, and you still keep posting this
You just want attention
>>27792199
LOL. I didn't ignore anyone this time. If you're someone i legit messaged and you're not seeing my response and now getting clingy 2 minutes after we got introduced then you need to check your privilege and sit the fuck down. Also check your junk folder. You're probably talking about another anon like that other guy suggested.
>>27792207
That's cute and realistic anon. Just having someone you can share everything with is really comforting, good luck!
>>27792291
I didn't email you, i already mentioned I'm boring and everything you hate. I meant regarding /soc/
>>27792277
I know from experience that they are the most interesting and exciting people out there, on average at least.
>>27792291
>check your privilege
What is r9k turning into family
>>27792208
Lol I went and checked just because you got me worried there about something that doesnt matter. I did not spell it wrong. You need glasses. >>27792224
What, is this the new meme? "I messaged that bitch, she didn't respond" you're trying to make people paranoid to talk to me, I am responding to everyone you fuck
>>27792240
>you can throw a tantrum online
You guys need to go outside, you're taking this way too seriously.
>>27792265
I'd much rather be genuinely loved by someone then used and abused and dumped as soon as you can't serve them.
>>27792323
>You guys need to go outside, you're taking this way too seriously.
picture related it's you, typical narcissism.
>>27792328
>I'd much rather be genuinely loved by someone
Well good luck you fucking retard
>>27792259
Your damage control is not quite as good as you think it is. Your ability to argue was fine until you got pissed off but from that point on it was nonexistent. You're probably right that you aren't much of a narcissist though, it's just that you're not that good at reflecting and second guessing yourself. I'll pass though, I live far from you anyway.
The roasties replying should be required to include what they are bringing to the table too
>>27792350
>>27792350
This, And it's so clear the way the bitch got so upset in the argument she litrelly went haywire. She is like a little child.
>>27792301
Oh, you're that guy. Well I am not the waifu you are talking about and I am not gonna settle for some dude who is talking about another woman. Just admit defeat and accept that shes not coming back. I didn't want to reply to you because I didn't see the point
>>27792357
they're probably all fat mixed race basket cases
>>27792341
Thanks, hopefully one day I'll meet someone with self respect and the ability to respect others and do basic shit like be honest, lol.
>>27792363
Fair enough, i already accepted it. But i only wanted to know because your typing style is a bit similar and so is the way you use your smile faces. Well since my friendship failed because I'm a shit cunt and boring have fun with your future endeavors.
I hope you make a friend or something more.
>>27792384
Okay see you when you're 90 and alone and it never happened and you realize you were wrong
>>27792399
So what you think I should settle for an abusive person? Seems more realistic anyway, thanks for the pep talk
>>27792350
I never said I thought I was that good. Or did your brain just gloss over the part where I said I am a troll? I don't argue so other people watching will think I have sick burns, I just say cringy shit that comes to my mind so that I can get a response. I only do my jokes for myself but its no matter because I think I am hilarious. Not doing so well tonight though, my brain is more foggy than usual. I only got pissed when it got repetitive and that samefag guy wouldn't shut the fuck up. I am not good at self reflecting because autism. Actually, thats a pretty good reason that sums up anything i do. And you guys bullied an autistic person, thats a hate crime.
>>27792428
I don't think you should do anything, I just think you're stupid.
>>27792362
Cool story bro.
>litrelly
Kill yrself m8
>>27792442
Yeah I'm not stupid but thanks anyway
>>27792431
>that's a hate crime
Good thing I don't live in Canada, or even the west for that matter :^)
It was kind of cute though in the way >>27792362 describes, just don't do this once you're seriously looking to meet someone
>>27792431
>Or did your brain just gloss over the part where I said I am a troll?
i seriously think you really are retarded though..
>>27792492
You mean throwing an autist tantrum and going full retard? Ok, thank you senpai, I will remember that and keep it in mind for next time. I was jk though, how is it not funny to pretend you are butthurt over petty insignificant stuff on the internet? I thought that was the joke. We're just goofing, we're all good friends here. You call me a faggot, I call you a nigger. Its how we do.
>>27792531
see
>>27792339
that picture sums you right up
>>27790604
Well I regret being late to see this. That's actually perfection. That's exactly what I'm looking for, marriage is just as much about "business" and practicality as it is romance, you need a balance of both and too few girls understand that.
>>27792515
I think you are a woman who is just jelly because everyone responded to me and not your boring haggard ass. Get rekt m80
>doesn't use proper grammar and punctuation
>we have spell check
>calls me retard
>um
>>27792549
What's it feel like to not be a real woman? Must suck being trans.
>>27792542
I get it. Me woman, me retard, that triggers you guys. Doesn't change the fact that its actually funny, no amount of 9gag memes you throw at me are gonna change my mind
>>27792357
>tfw literal retard, fat, mean, ugly
>still approached on regular basis
Shit's fucked up.
>>27792558
of course it won't, you aren't normal in that head of yours baby. You have underlying mental issues.
>>27792553
Well, anon, its like this- OHHHHHOHOHOOHO I GET IT, YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME TO ADMIT I AM TRANS. YOU'LL NEVER GET IT OUT OF ME :^)
>>27792574
At least note it next time that you are a guy before i email your ass you faggot.
>>27790604
I don't think you'll see this but I'll leave a throwaway in case.gobsoff44@gmail
You have very similar ideals so it would be a shame to my atleast try this much.
>>27792567
Naw. But whatever dude, I have got better things to do right now, you're not even one of the more interesting people i have argued with. You are so boring not even a retarded roastie wants to talk to you. How does it feel to be the biggest failure on the internet? Ur mad becus i am hot ur not
>>27792584
You didn't email me. Even if you did, and you really are that person i am talking to then stop talking to me because I don't want to talk to you. You dont have the right sense of humour anyway.
>>27790221
You need to be shown off so you can line up the next sucker to use.
>>27792617
>You dont have the right sense of humour anyway.
Says the autistic queer.
I want to be with a man who loves me.
>>27792662
ill love you if you spread your legs ;)))))
>>27792662
That's pretty nondescript. I'm sure most of the people here would love you if you gave them a chance.
What traits do you value the most?
>>27792531
>>27792558
>We're just goofing, we're all good friends here. You call me a faggot, I call you a nigger. Its how we do.
>>>/reddit/
nobody wants you here and nobody is "just goofing" on you. there are no "good friends"
>>27792679
You don't love me. ;_;
>>27792699
Just unconditional love.
>>27792761
>You don't love me. ;_;
get used to it, that's what guys here will want you for ;)))
>>27792761
Okay, I'll give you my unconditional love for no reason forever. Deal?
>>27791592
Im white and im not sure how much i weigh but im pretty thin lol
>>27792761
Hmm. Let's rephrase that then. What type of guy do you think suits you? Who do you think would fall in love with you?
Imo "unconditional love" should be present in any functional marriage. To me it's being there no matter what and working through any problems. And being able to spend a day fighting but never once doubting that they still love you at the end of the night.
But what is unconditional love to you?
>>27792781
Okay. Are we dating now?
>>27792761
Alright give me your email/skype/whatever and i'll love
>>27792819
No, we're talking on 4chan. I'd like to date you though. Give me contact info.
>giving your contact to a bunch of creeps who are thirsty and want you just because you typed out a few words and know nothing of you or care
Enjoy getting pumped and dumped, females.
>>27791521
>doesn't completely have their life together
I can relate to that. Every semester I do something dumb like not passing in a lab report and it maims my grades. I'm lucky that I was born book-smart because I wouldn't have made it to my last semester otherwise.
The rest of that is pretty much standard on this board desu
>>27792818
I'm not sure, maybe a man with strong morals and good judgement who could lead me and allow me to care for him as a woman should. I don't know who would fall in love with me.
I agree with you about unconditional love.
>>27792903
Be my lesbian gf
>>27792903
>maybe a man with strong morals and good judgement who could lead me and allow me to care for him as a woman should.
got skype?
>>27792929
fuck off dyke
>>27792903
It's certainly good to have an open mind, but be careful not to get caught up by a less than ideal individual, girls who don't ask anything if a guy are easy targets for that type.
If you want strong morals and good judgement roll with that imo. There's nothing wrong with wanting something like that; the problem only comes when you want too much.
>allow me to care for him as a woman should
So you have a more traditional sense of marriage?
>>27792943
Cucked by a woman, do you hate us even more now?
Don't forget, the only people who request contacts are normies who browse this board.
>>27792965
You must have a very low bar set for "cucking"
And I don't hate women
Only fags
>>27792958
Thanks that was actually legit advice which gets pretty rare on this board.
>>27792975
Nice normie filename
>>27792985
Of course it was, he's the typical normie trash who plagues this board in hopes of finding women to fuck.
Don't come crying when they find someone else.
>>27792958
Yes, like a traditional relationship. Thank you for your advice anon.
>>27793007
So question - can a guy ever be loyal to one girl?
>>27793051
>can a guy ever be loyal to one girl?
My grandfather was to my grandmother
And my father is to my mother
I plan to do the same myself
>>27793051
Yes, but not from this board. You have to be retarded to add someone from here which they only added you simply because you stated your sex.
Get some self respect
>>27793067
>not being loyal to your grandmother
plebe
>>27793067
That's cute. Glad people like you exist.
>>27793023
>Yes, like a traditional relationship.
Traditional relationships seem less and less commonplace, although I suppose it depends where you live, the Northeast may be a bit eschewed. So is what you're looking forward to kids and being a parent?
>Thank you for your advice anon.
Any time, it's nice to talk with someone who seems sincere.
>>27793092
>>not being loyal to your grandmother
He was
>>27793111
>Any time, it's nice to talk with someone who seems sincere.
Why not just go ahead and do what you want and ask for her contact? it's obvious you are trying to suck up to her in hopes of sex.
>>27793089
I haven't added anyone off this board, but thanks for telling me much self respect i have when you literally don't know who I am and can only pin one sentence on my identity, you sure are insightful.
>>27793109
Nah we're just a family of religitards :^)
>>27790196
except needing my personal time sometimes
except being lazy but always trying to better myself
I did all of this in my most important relationship. Still it didn't work. She wanted 'party more' or 'take me out more' or 'jewelry more', and what else she all said. I guess she secretly loved me and didn't want to hurt me in the future so she backed off. Probably she thought she was missing something in life or career if she fully engaged with me.
Probably I was a bad cook to her?
I complimented on her rap while I was in my death metal band.
I say she is wrong. Probably I was not the most open heartet all the time. But it shows now, when there comes a hard time and she just leaves me alone in it, that she didn't believe in me. They all left in the hard times.
I stayed in my flat and left everything as it was for three weeks now, somewhat hoping, not wanting to beg or make too much of a big deal out of it. But since now it's monday of the fourth week and she hasn't even called. I will talk to her about coming back now and forever. Otherwise I will get rid of her stuff, quit my job, take all my savings and move out of the flat. As I majored in chinese studies I thought about going to china and start a new life there.
Thansk for listening to my story.
>somebody who won't leave you alone when you must face a serious problem
>>27793118
Nope. I'm just bored and sick.
>>27793051
Yeah it's pretty easy, just get to know the person first and don't get blinded by love-goggles.
Why do women come here? You aren't lonely. Fuck off.
>>27788600
Big throbbing cock and money
If you dont have those i will cpnsider you a free meal :)
Please grow up befoee you spiek to me !!
>>27793123
Then why are you here posting about what you want? you stupid twat. You are hoping someone adds your hideous ass.
>>27793167
Or she's just posting because she's bored too. Not everyone has a life that revolves around /r9k/. You can have a discussion without needing to gain something from it, sometimes it's just fun to talk.
>>27793200
White knighting won't get you laid, you fat blimp. Don't speak out of line.
>>27793111
Loving my husband and starting a family together, yes.
>>27793230
>Loving my husband
>posts on r9k
You'd make a shit wife.
>>27793237
And we'd make shit husbands
Doesn't mean we can want something nice
>>27793224
Who would get laid on /r9k/? That's just inefficient friend. There's 2000 better ways to go about it. I'm just bored and want to chat. Why, would you like some attention too?
I've got nothing else for the day, tell me about you senpai! It'll be fun.
>>27793247
No we wouldn't, men are different and most of us have a legitimate reason to be here. Women live life on god mode and for one to end up here she;'d need to be mentally fucked up and hideous.
>>27793254
heres your (You), you attention whore.
>>27793263
If you aren't mentally fucked you have reason to be here you fucking normie
Redpillers need to go the fuck back to r eddit
>>27793224
made me chuckle a bit
though irl I would punch you in the face to calm my rage about your assholeness
>>27793281
found the fat ugly roastie. Go back to lolcow.
>>27793281
>>27793263
*have no reason
>>27793089
>>27793118
>Why not just go ahead and do what you want and ask for her contact? it's obvious you are trying to suck up to her in hopes of sex.
Fuck off jealous, beta(s). Women are all filthy sluts anyways.
Stop trying to persuade girls into not posting their contact info.
>>27793290
No you wouldn't, I'd break your jaw with a single paunch and stomp on your head while you're on the ground.
>>27793230
Aww hang onto that dream, it's becoming less and less common.
>>27793263
>Women live life on god mode
Oooh one of those guys. Dunno if you can be on God more with crazy ass hormones like that. Seems like shit to me desu, I like being able to think with a clear mind.
Thanks for the you I guess? I'm actually more looking for things to respond to than responses, so this works better for me. ^.^
>>27793319
>Oooh one of those guys
Don't forget you dumb whore, men run the world and you are nothing more but a bitch who was genetically wired to take cock.
http://pastebin.com/fNST9u0L
>>27793319
>getting outlogic'd by a smug roastie
That other guy should just kill hinself, you've already won, bravo anon
>>27793319
>Oooh one of those guys. Dunno if you can be on God more with crazy ass hormones like that. Seems like shit to me desu,
Do they not speak English in your shit hole of a country?
>>27793254
>>>/reddit/
jesus christ
>>27793367
Sorry, sick and typing on my phone in bed, some grammar issues are inevitable. I'm sure you can figure out what I mean, right senpai?
>>27793430
That's not a simple grammar mistake, you're a fucking moron and cant type out a basic sentence that makes sense.
Drink some bleach.
>>27793310
kekerinino
>>27793430
You're asking a lot of people on 4chan who can barely use more than the same 10 words.
>>27793468
>>27793352
Why are you white-knights so pathetic?
>>27790221
i have a large poo my friend
>>27793416
But then I could be held accountable for the the (not so) anonymous friends I upset! Where's the fun in that?
>>27793450
Uhh it makes sense if you just change "more" to "mode"... I guess I should spell it out more clearly. I'm sorry I didn't explain the context anon, next time I'll be sure to explain the entire thought process, just for you!
>>27793468
Yeah I realized my mistake once he explained, I'm glad he told me so I know to rectify it. Wouldn't want the poor anons to get confused. :/
>>27793503
Good job throwing out some pseudo intellectual bullshit to try and make yourself sound smart. The only problem is you're as dumb as a bucket of rocks!
>>27793517
Baseless claim time? My favorite!
You're bad at checkers, HAHA gotcha! :^)
>>27793475
I am no white knight. I am just a
F E M B O T H E R E
who doesn't appreciate it when everyone gangs up on someone just because they're a woman. There is no logical reason for you to exist, you are just butthurt because she won't fuck you.
>>27793575
Wasn't long until the fat butch from the beginning started having another cry and sperging out when she gets angry :^)
Guess that conversation you were having with the guy went flat because you thought he was too cool.
lol
>>27793591
be my white knight gf
>>27793591
>There is no logical reason for you to exist
sad frog.jpg
>>27793591
>There is no logical reason for you to exist,
>no logical reason for men to exist
http://pastebin.com/fNST9u0L
Why are you so dense?
>>27793514
Yep, aren't you just grateful for the douchebags who get all pissy just because they managed to find a fault they can use against you? Gotta love them insecure egotistical little fucks.
>>27793610
She won't sleep with you beta :^)
>>27793601
Ok
>>27793607
HA
>>27793608
>link
Yeah, I am definitely gonna click that, thanks anon for the link to something i am totally going to go on and am not just lying to you about
>>27793641
>Ok
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>>27793641
Hey everyone, that fat bitch is back with the little tantrums :^)
The narcissistic one with no friends :^)
>>27793621
Yes she will. Just watch, if you're nice to girls there is more a chance they will want to sleep with you. Besides, all i gotta do is ask to find out. She didn't say she didn't want to bang me. Do you want me to ask her so we can all find out whether it works or not?
>>27793664
Getting someone to say yes on an anonymous image-board, while never meeting that person or seeing her is probably one of your biggest accomplishments in your life.
lol
>>27793658
Hey, its that sad samefag who lurks in threads so he can insult people to build himself up. Nobody respond to him like you are already all doing, because hes crazy and nobody else agrees with him.
>accuses me of having no friends
Just kek
>>27793591
I'm pretty sure gal-pal left a while ago, I'm just having fun egging them on.
>>27793596
I'm so very confused... To begin with I AM the guy, I don't think the girl has been here for quite some time. I guess you got a bit confused at some point, you could always retrace your steps and see when it happened.
>>27793664
what the fuck, man
this post offends me, you are so pathetic
>>27793686
>implying that tranny wasn't you
:^)
>>27793683
Putting yourself above a random person for your ego because youre a weak sad pathetic little baby who's brain is damaged and incapable of holding a thought for more than 10 seconds, so he has to constantly reassure himself that he has purpose when actually hes just some dense neckbeard manlet with superiority complex
>>27793610
I don't think he found a fault, but it's fun to watch him grasp at straws. It's like playing with a cat using a laser pointer.
He's kind of adorable desu, look at my fangs, I'm a scary anon. Rawrr.
>>27793731
>Look at me use my pseudo intellectual brain
:^)
>>27790196
You should be drawn and quartered.
This better be b8
>>27793696
This game again?
>implying you haven't been a female this whole time
*Gasp* the irony. Say it ain't so anon?? Tell me our claims are equally baseless, I believed in you!
>>27793773
You don't need to pretend, we know you are that tranny.
:^)
>>27793737
No, I didn't mean a literal fault obviously, none of the guys here ever have any base to their argument other than rage due to not getting their dicks sucked. Thats why they always have the same go to insults
>women are dum
>I'm lonelier than you! Normie
>YOU'RE RETARDED LOL UR GRAMMAR HAHAHA I WIN
etc etc. It's kind of making me dumber coming here, it takes a toll seeing the same few words being repeated every other comment. Yeah, it's fun watching them get really mad, especially since they can't do anything since its all anonymous. Especially especially because they take their precious image posting board so damn seriously
I need a real man to step up to the plate Daquan left at the table
>>27793783
Why aren't you talking to that guy you were talking about earlier via email? Did he ditch you already for being uncool?
:^)
>>27793784
Did you say a real man? M'lady, let me introduce myself. I like to describe myself as a jack of all trades, and a master of some. ;)
May I inquire about obtaining your Skype info, m'dear?
>>27793755
>I use a few big words
>dumbasses who don't use logic are gonna think you're being pseudo intellectual
Alright fair enough. Next time I will be sure to dumb it down when I know I am talking to a retard, my mistake
>>27793806
>Look at me flex my pseudo intellectual brain
>Guys i really am as smart as you
>Please give me attention
:^)
>>27788600
IIT: robots trying to get laid and finding only trolls
>>27790354
Are cuddles ok? :3
>>27791521
I kind of fit that
>tfw this isn't a real post
>>27793792
What guy? Who said I am not talking to him? Are you really that invested in someone else's life that you really remembered a detail like that? So cute anon, it must make you feel like you actually have friends, prying in other people's business like that. I will let it slide since you're obviously a lonely friendless faggot who has never left his moms basement. Its so adorable how you try to be smug, I see you're taking lessons from me. You'll get there one day scamp, keep at it :^)
>>27793784
open your legs for me slut.
>>27793842
Sorry he ditched you for being too uncool :^)
>>27793779
You learn something new every day I suppose. I'm a tranny who's been fighting with a woman this whole time. I never would have guessed...I guess that means I like guys now. It's too bad you're a girl or I would totally be into the whole scary anon act!
>>27793864
Sorry you aren't cool enough for friends :^)
>>27793792
Lol dude just stop replying to her. All your doing is displaying to everyone how assblasted you are by going that far just because she called you btfo. You did get btfo, and by a femanon no less, you deserve to be publicly shamed by women. I can't believe anyone would go that far just to get mad at someone over something so petty, but there it is
>>27790459
Stop
No one wants blackbots, not even roastie femanons
I just want to die
>>27793883
I'm not reading all of that gibberish you type, but maybe in your next life you will be cool! :^)
>>27793857
LOL. I am sorry you're retarded and don't have any guys asking to talk to you :^) I am gonna send that guy a screencap of this thread so we can laugh at your idiocy :^):^)
>>27793803
Are you ok with dating a single mom with a black child?
>>27793854
Don't speak to me or my son ever again
>>27793783
>It's kind of making me dumber coming here, it takes a toll seeing the same few words being repeated every other comment.
Yeah it's certainly not a good way to gain intelligence, I'll give you that.
But they're so fluffy and harmless, how could I resist. It's like a litter of very angry mewling kittens.
>>27793914
Have you tried being cool? maybe then they wouldn't ditch you :^)
Just be yourself :^)
>>27793878
Aww I thought we were friends anon! We've spent so much time together, I thought I'd really gotten to know you senpai.
No need to be shy. :)
this thread has reached a new level of irony ;^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>27793944
Just be yourself and be cool :^)
>>27790604
>ugly teeth
No
Go to a fucking orthodontist.
I slaved away as a janitor for 4 years to afford my braces and I've kept my teeth in top form.
I will not settle for some bongistan inbred with horse teeth
>>27793914
i hope the next time you don't get ditched for being uncool and boring :^)
>>27793896
>too cool to read my response .jpg
That doesn't prove how superior you are anon, it just says you don't have the reading comprehension level of the average middle schooler. Go ahead and be smug about whatever, you need it lol ur dum. Also,
>is obsessed with being cool
Thats sad m8 I hope whoever is making you feel bad sees their ways, I know you don't have real friends so you have to accuse other people of it
>tfw I'm the guy everyone's arguing about
P-Pls stop
>>27793945
>even in the highest levels of irony, I still can't get a gf
Make it stop
>>27793686
>I'm pretty sure gal-pal left a while ago
:^)
>>27793914
:^)
>>27793970
Didn't read :^)
>>27793945
Yeah to take a moment of clarity I actually have no fucking idea what's going on anymore. But it's pretty fun.
>>27793952
Thanks for the advice senpai! That means a lot coming from you; I'll engrave it into my heart!
>>27793969
I didn't though
>anons grasping so hard at them straws, he has to pretend to believe his own delusions just so he has something to go off of
Its the crazy beta angry autist variety hour
>>27793983
maybe one day you'll not be boring and will finally make friends and be cool :^)
>>27794000
sorry you got ditched but just cant handle it, narcissism :^)
keep calm and be cool B)
>>27793979
I stand corrected... Possibly? I have no idea what's going on anymore.
I was pretty sure the girl I chatted with about "unconditional love" left a while back.
>>27793977
see
>>27792617
>and you really are that person i am talking to then stop talking to me because I don't want to talk to you.
>You dont have the right sense of humour anyway.
:^)
>>27793979
Sorry, i didn't read what you just wrote there even though its only 3 lines because I am retart :^)but watch me still respond to you because my ego is so fragile and weak that I must put in the last word and say how I don't read because I learned how to be smug the other day
Admit it, I just pwnd you, thats why you have to keep responding and saying shit. Now I and gonna go get laid by a guy because I am not ugly and retarded like ahem you. And you're just gonna keep responding because your ass hurts and you just love displaying your raw throbbing anus to everyone here
sure reeks of reddit in here
>>27794049
Didn't read, maybe next time :^)
>>27794013
>not even speaking proper english anymore
>repeating the same thing over and over
>probably has a small penis
Whats that anon? I win? Ok. You: :^(
>>27794066
Sorry you got ditch for being uncool, sugar-lips :^)
>>27794001
Probably not. Boring life, boring friends, I practically bleed stability. That's what happens in the real world I guess.Save me senpai I don't want to live in real life, spirit me away to your fantasy land. :^)
>average looks (not fat, skinny, short, or some other deformed combination)
>decent income that can support both of us
>active social life
Those are the basic requirements but of course there's like character and all.
>>27794080
Not reading all that, not here to read peoples life stories :^)
>>27794085
>Posts on r9k
>Wants others to have a social life when hers is zero
the irony :^)
>>27794063
Sure you did, curiousity just burned in your soul so fiery, wondering what amazing response i could have possibly come up with that would make you cry, of course you can't give off the impression that you actually did read it because then that would make you the pussy we all know you are. And besides, even if you weren't reading my responses, all that shows is that youre a sad weak dumb faggot who has to block out things he doesn't like because he can't accept that he is wrong. I am gonna go live a happy long life now, knowing that I am not you :^) can you say the same, anon?
>>27794049
Female anon please, be nice. He's an adorable little kitten who doesn't know better, don't you think it's mean to give kittens that think they're lions a reality check? Let him have his fun and humor him!
>>27794105
still not reading all that, tranny :^)
>>27794085
You're now my gf
I don't have decent income :^)
You don't get a choice
>>27794114
HEY that's not me. You can't just accuse anyone you don't agree with of being a tranny. I thought I was special. ;_;
>>27794091
Fine by me, it's a lot more fun if real life and /r9k/ stay separated anyways.
>>27794099
>his only argument is "you have no friends lol"
>acts like he doesn't care all of a sudden just to serve your argument
Jeez, I wonder what this anons problem is, if I didn't know any better I'd assume its a direct result of having no friends :^) anon why don't you just go get a friend who wants to listen to you? Clearly nobody here has agreed with you yet, you're your own echo chamber.
>>27794145
just be yourself :^)
>>27794146
at least i have friends :^)
>>27794111
Ok. I am sorry, youre right. I am giving him too much fodder to think hes actually doing anything. Its just funny to get a reaction and watch him try to come up with any argument he can pull out of his ass, I have never seen someone so desperate until now. Do you think he has ever even spoken to or seen a woman in real life? Maybe that's why hes so sad
>>27794174
stop whining, and wipe those tears :^)
>>27794174
>Do you think he has ever even spoken to or seen a woman in real life?
Don't forget, you're a tranny and not a real woman :^)
>>27794166
No you don't shush
>>27794145
Trans anon you're the coolest ;_; how do I be witty and have superior insults like you do? You do the smug thing so well, much better than the retard who is still responding because he thinks anyone is paying attention to him :^)
>>27794231
feels good having friends :^)
>>27794200
I forgot, what was I supposed to remember again? Brb gonna go get my dick sucked by someone because I am still better than you
>>27794248
wearing your mothers clothes doesn't make you a woman :^)
>>27794174
>Its just funny to get a reaction and watch him try to come up with any argument he can pull out of his ass
I can't really complain, I've been goading him this whole time, but I was doing it by trying to be nice, he seems very fragile.
>Do you think he has ever even spoken to or seen a woman in real life?
In a romantic sense? Heavens no. As far as he's concerned women are everything wrong with the world. Accountability and self-reflection don't even even exist.
But that's kind of endearing, if you stop taking him seriously that is. Very much an innocent kitten behavior. Afterall, kittens never think they're at fault and tend to claim everything right? The problem is that people are trying to treat him like an equal. >.>
>>27794245
Not that you would know kek unless you count this weird role playing thing you do where you make people mad at you because thats the only way you can get a response, sure anon, """""""friends""""""
>>27794265
shame you don't have any friends :^)
I want someone who is smart and likes the things that I like without being super pretentious about it.
Ideally he would have dark hair and glasses
>>27794288
get acid thrown at your face :^)
>>27794288
What things do you like?
>>27794302
butthurt blondelet detected
>>27794231
>Trans anon you're the coolest ;_; how do I be witty and have superior insults like you do? You do the smug thing so well, much better than the retard who is still responding because he thinks anyone is paying attention to him :^)
I'm not trying to insult him, he's adorable. Death to those who bully kitty anon! :^)
>>27794313
>What things do you like?
i love getting fucked in the ass and tall string men with black hair and glasses. reminds me of my dad
>>27794262
True. I didn't have any other reason to argue other than i was bored and he seemed an easy target. Lo and behold, all you have to do is respond to him and he gets frothing at the mouth mad. We should lock retards like him up. He might bite someone with that sass of his. HIS SASS LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS. It's funny you keep referring to him as a kitten, hes certainly a wild animal who somehow got sentience and access to a computer. The weirdest thing is hes using his asshole to type up his arguments. I didn't even know assholes could talk! Also don't you think its hilarious he claims to have friends? I guess we are his friends now because we responded to him lol poor guy.
>>27794327
Don't forget, you are mentally handicapped and need psychiatric help :^)
You will never be a woman :^)
>>27794339
stop whining, super-lips. :^)
>>27794339
At least i have friends :^)
>>27794288
You did not choose the best time for a serious discussion. On the other hand if you like the circus... Enjoy the show!
Smart is pretty much the key element for me too, I would struggle to make a relationship work if we weren't of comparable intelligence.
>>27794329
I don't think you're her anon
>>27794347
Shes a woman to me, anon, I will fuck her boipussy just to prove how progressive and true to my word i am. Believe you me, I will make her a woman. Even all your friends will be there watching. Get it? I insultef you, wrap your brain around it it may take you a while :^) also thanks for the compliment, my lips are super
>>27794363
>On the other hand if you like the circus... Enjoy the show!
it is a nice show, trans faggots thinking they are woman :^)
>>27794377
at least i have friends :^)
>>27794361
At least I ACTUALLY have friends that really exist. Pwnt n00b lol I HAVE FRIENDS :^) FRIENDS
>tfw you have friends
DAE HAVE FRIENDS? lol my only good trait is my ability to talk about the friends i dont have
>>27794313
Anime lol, programming and cooking I guess, I also work with cats. I'm also a uni student
>>27794363
Yea I just realized lol
>>27794401
you don't have friends, they ditched you for being uncool :^)
>>27794405
I like cooking and cats :^)
>>27794339
>He might bite someone with that sass of his.
He won't if he knows what's good for him. Kitties that won't stop biting might get put down when all's said and done.
I'm largely indifferent to the friend discussion though. Having friends wouldn't really help his case either way. It's just his attempt to justify bad behavior. Much in the vein of something like; "I couldn't possibly have such a great job if my drugs were really a problem!" He's trying to act like having friends excuses poor behavior and attitude. It's better not to acknowledge the comment at all if you're trying to rebutt him.
Or you can offer to be his friend, I've no doubt he'll respond in the affirmative!
>>27794446
im sure the trans will sleep with you :^)
>>27794426
My friends are cooler than that, they accept me for who i am. You know, the friends who totally exist and I didnt just make up just now? :^) f r i e n d s h i p
>>27794347
>You will never be a woman :^)
Good? Are you trying to help the case that I'm not a tranny or...? Because I'm pretty comfortable being a guy.
Try the opposite approach, it seems way more fun.
>someone who has some sort of direction in life
>in shape (but definitely not /fit/ gym ripped)
that's it
>>27794461
you don't have to pretend to have friends on the internet :^)
Seek help for thinking you're a women because you wear your mothers clothes :^)
>>27794479
okay i accept
>>27794446
I don't think he actually knows what hes doing, hes just responding with whatever he thinks people will try to get defensive about so he can make fun of them. His bitter angry brain is incapable of thinking beyond that stage, lets not flatter the guy. You're right, I am just using it to make fun of him because if hes being real, he really thinks we actually believe anyone woukd really want to be his friend. Its pretty obvious hes just a mad angry troll who wants to fuck us but doesn't know how to go about it. He wants to be our friend, I say we be nice to him from now on. All the guy wants is to have friends!
>>27794385
Eh? I'm a boy through and through, again you're better off taking the opposite approach. This isn't very much fun otherwise.
>>27794405
That's pretty easy to find on this board, even I share most of those interests.
It's probably easier if you narrow it down, what do you want out of a relationship?
>>27794486
No i am wearing your mom's clothes. Slightly mistaken there anon, but I will forgive you, I am trying to get in a good word with your mom. You don't have friends.
>>27794531
don't forget to take your meds :^)
>>27794536
wearing female clothes won't turn you into a woman, seek help :^)
tranny :^)
6ft tall
6 figure income
8" cock minimum
I dont think it's too much to ask
>>27794459
Wait... I'll sleep with me? Or is everyone who disagrees trans? You need to elaborate senpai.
>>27794526
>All the guy wants is to have friends!
Exactly! He's projecting, so we might as well give him a hand. I'm worried that he'll do something drastic in real life if nothing changes. :/
>>27794557
Still will get laid more than you though. :^) am i right or am i right? Respond to this comment ( or dont) if i am right
>>27794588
getting laid telepathically doesn't count, tranny :^)
>>27794537
>don't forget to take your meds :^)
See! That's a way better approach senpai. Keep up the good work, I know you can do it!
Someone who is gentle, patient with my mental illness, respectful, doesn't scare me (I'm scared easily by certain tones of voices, noises). Sensitivity is nice. Someone who reads a lot, because I read a lot and we could do it at the same time. Someone who communicates well or verbally explains their thought process often. I get confused otherwise, then scared. I think maybe I need a home help nurse, not a boyfriend.
>>27794619
you need a bullet to the cranium :^)
>>27794596
But I am still right though
Me and tranny chan are gonna lick each others boy clits, suck it, jelly anon i got laid before you did
>>27794619
I hope you find a very nice bf someday to read cute books with
What's your mental illness?
>>27794619
What kind of mental illness? A boyfriend could certainly manage lots of that, but it would be dependant on what the illness is...
Also this thread is a bit bonkers be wary.
>>27794631
let it happen first before opening your slack jaw :^)
>>27794629
Guns are illegal here, or I would have done this ages ago since this method lends itself so well to spontaneity.
>>27794531
Hmm, I think I would like for the guy to be like my best friend but romantic I guess.
I want someone to do things with that align with my own interests. For example, there's a wine and chocolate event coming up and I would like to go but all of my friends either don't drink or are too concerned with their calories to go.
I also want someone who can teach me anything, and for me to be able to do the same.
>>27794664
jump in front of a train or jump from a high building :^)
do it :^)
>>27794671
you'll get everything you want and have people to take you places as long as you spread your legs. Dumbass.
>>27794671
>I also want someone who can teach me anything, and for me to be able to do the same.
That's a really good thing to desire. Lots of respect for that, it means you want an actual partner.
It's always good to be best friends, I can't imagine a relationship lasting otherwise, relationships based purely on romance end when times get hard. You need someone you can work with.
That's pretty much the healthiest relationship ideal I've seen described here. Are your sure you're a robot? ;)
I would totally eat chocolate and drink wine with you!
>>27794765
put a cock in it, tard.
I'm going to be sad when this thread bumps out and kitty is gone forever. :(
>>27794671
>she wants to date some fat drunk
>>27794649
I'm not sure what my illness is as I'm very avoidant and usually quit before being diagnosed. When they trapped me in hospital I was diagnosed with aspergers (I don't believe this) and psychotic depression (I don't believe the psychotic part of this, I'm just bad at communication).
>>27794791
Jump in front of the train already, whore :^)
>>27794619
If you were cute enough and enjoyed sci fi enough I'd be patient and willing enough to do this. Shame.
>>27794791
Why did they trap you in the hospital? Did you do something?
>>27794783
Who's kitty? Is that someone here?
>>27794653
I think it would be hard for me to have a boyfriend since I can't really form attachments. If someone liked me I wouldn't believe them or would know they would leave me for someone better. Also in the back of my mind I know I am going to kill myself so it would be hard for me to have a normal relationship.
>>27794765
Well the anxiety makes it hard to talk to people! I usually end up romanticizing my nice professors which doesn't go anywhere :(
>>27794791
Psychosis in this case just means you're pretty far out of touch with reality.
Those are both very manageable if you have mitigating factors, a boyfriend would actually help a lot, if nothing else than because you have someone to rely on completely.
>>27794831
Thats our nickname for the adorable angry guy who was aggressive like a kitten and just as threatening who kept responding to us.
>>27794802
I am very cute looking and I love Sci fi. I have a pretty repulsive personality though and would be very impressed if anyone could spend more than a day with me and not kill themselves. Also I won't be cute for long because I am really unhealthy, never sleep, and getting old. So I don't have anything going for me besides liking to read Sci fi, which a lot of people also do. Shame.
>>27794892
be my /r9k/ gf
>>27790438
>gets autistic whenever we make fun of their severe depression, and virginity.
I want a Senjougahara gf
>tfw too autistic to break ice
>>27794860
I have found it completely impossible to manage the depression. I have done things in the past to improve my life and found I just preferred spending all day in bed. Everyone is going to die anyway. I find it hard to care. Anyway I have almost no energy, I can't see how I could ever be normal. I can't even shower on a regular basis.
>>27794837
That actually doesn't suprise me too much, professors hit the intelligent and reliable dead on. Unfortunately they're also a dead end.
Anxiety's certainly a pain in the ass. I can't really say much beyond the cliche of doing your best to try and overcome it. You can also try some easier things like online dating but... Eh. For the most part it comes down to luck if your anxiety is bad enough.
Although that all depends on age and the like, I had anxiety bad enough that I couldn't even post here a few years ago, but now I'm basically socially functional. All I can really say is wing it and hope for the best. :x
>>27790512
Good luck. You've been tainted by dicks and I wouldn't offer myself as tribute if sex was all you could give.
>>27794892
What sci fi do you like to read? I've read 8 different authors. Also like ghost in the shell or virtually anything that has to do with science fiction really.dick being my favorite author
You personality can't be too repulsive if you enjoy sci-fi.
Reminder that the women expect you to devote your every action to improving their lives while not receiving a shred of genuine affection in return.
That is the reality for a man who wishes to have children.
>>27790604
Is this bait? I myself want a partner to hang out and stuff often. Too bad I prefer if she had no friends so my side of standards are too rare and red flagy.
>>27794927
Do you like to make other people happy? Could you survive if there was someone who needed you?
If not it would be very hard to overcome without treatment. Otherwise you just need someone who wants you. You don't have to be active, or even shower I guess. But knowing that someone NEEDS you, even if it's just alive, goes a long way.
Depression that serious isn't really something you "manage" it's something you "mitigate".
>>27790782
>tfw 5 years of turmoil from mutual love and ghosting
I like to assume I'm wrong and crazy but the possibility is 99%
Might not wear out even when I'm 30 and suiciding if life becomes harder to support than right now.
>>27795012
I don't really enjoy anything. I would love to live for making someone happy, but I know I would become obsessed with bad thoughts in the end and kill myself anyway, I couldn't do that to someone. I'm on anti depressants but they don't seem to do much except maybe they are preventing my immediate suicide.
>>27794962
It's pretty repulsive, even my own family can't be around me because I'm so toxic and negative. And low energy, so I can't even do anything with them besides talk about death or I how much I hate [insert almost anything]. I only like books because they provide temporary relief. My favourite author is Clarke, but recently I've been reading more cyber punk shit like gibson. I love it.
>>27795170
be my repulsive gf
>>27795093
Yeah anti-depressants help but they only actually resolve minor cases.
It's hard to say for sure unless you experience it, but I like to think that having someone there for you would help. You seem to think that you'd get caught up in the bad thoughts, but those are pretty easy to dispel if he communicates well. It just requires a lot of nurturing and affection. Typically depressed thoughts aren't rooted in reason or reality, so you just need someone who can bring you out of your head.
So you don't have to give up hope, although I wouldn't blame you if you chose to, it's not easy and relies on a lot of luck to find the right person. I'm rooting for you!
>>27794619
What do you think of Roadside Picnic this is important.I honestly don't read a whole lot anymore though, don't have time unless it's a really good book.
>>27795170
Gibson is very loquacious which is what makes him great, but Clarke captures the essence of setting and atmosphere so much better.
I recently picked up rendezvous with Rama and I'm going to read that after I finish A Scanner Darkly.
If you haven't read a space odyssey and watched the Kubrick film, it's essentially fills in all the blanks. You can also tell when Kubrick is writing in the book because his syntax isn't as fluid as Clarke's, tending to over-explain things instead of interact with them.
Also,cynicism is only natural in a life that promotes tragedy.
What other stuff do you like, or what do you hate; whichever you prefer
Threads about to die, over the bump limit.
>>27795288
Thanks for taking the time to talk to me. But you sound too smart to be talking to me. Trust me, I don't have anything to say about any book that you can't already just read somewhere else.
>>27795529
Hmmm. Okay. You shouldn't be so self deprecating, though, because it only fuels personal insecurity in yourself.im a high school dropout...
Anyway, wish you the best.
>>27795579
Thanks anon. Maybe in a parallel universe we make friends and enjoy talking about books together. I hate myself.
>>27795674
No it's okay. You don't have to not be friends with me. I love the idea of knowing each other in a parallel universe though. I know you probably don't like smart stuff but quantum physic's many worlds interpretation says it's possible.i don't know if you use steam but I could add you.if not then alternate reality it is, I guess.
>>27790319
I chuckled you funny anon
>>27795745
I don't have steam. But if you leave some kind of contact details I could message you. Spoilers: I'm a terrible person and friend. Spoilers: also haven't used this board since before the spoiler tag was implemented. When did that happen?
>>27795979
Hahaha quite a while ago. I'll use my back up account cause
>r9k
But[email protected]
Steam is useful for multiplayer and IM if you enjoy video games
>>27795093
I'm the same way. Wanna kill yourself with me?
