What are you fembots looking for in a male partner?
>>27788600
Just somebody who supports my art. Somebody who will put up with my emotions and mental illness. Somebody who actually cares and calls me beautiful, even on the days I am not looking so good.
Somebody who will cook for me when I cook for them. Somebody to go on camping trips with.
Somebody who is completely obsessed with their hobbies or career.
>>27790196
>Somebody who is completely obsessed with their hobbies or career.
Most important part of this post
>>27788600
Big dick, lots of money (Not afraid to spend some on me, or most of it on me). College degree, needs to be social, large poo of friends is a must because I need to be shown off. He also needs to not be a virgin, I don't have time to babysit someone and teach them sex. So yeah thats basically it.
>>27790196
>>Somebody who is completely obsessed with their hobbies or career.
Any reason why this is so important? Surely if they were less obsessed they would have more time to spend with you? Especially regarding their job.
>>27790196
Are you a virgin? Do you think as a roastie you deserve such a partner?
>>27790221
>large poo of friends
India pls
Why are these threads even created? we will never get ourselves a fembot. Especially since each post has about 5 guys replying.
We all need to compete with those guys. It's all a big game of chess.
>>27790288
Not him, but that kind of obsession can show how much passionate and motivated someone is, if you don't have a hobby/carrer to be passionate about, chances are you can't be passionate about anything, including her/him.
good taste in music and movies, openminded and funny into rough and passionate sexytime, doesn't treat me like crap
>>27790196
>Somebody who will cook for me when I cook for them
Sounds like you'd wind up with too much food, in that case.
>Somebody who is completely obsessed with their hobbies
I do love my videogames.
>>27790196
>>27790217
>>27790288
>>27790315
>no passion or motivation at all
JUST KILL ME NOW FAMILY
someone who doesn't get his political opinions from a fucking anime image board.
>>27790329
>oy vey he is only allowed to get it from the tv
fuck off bitch.
>>27790323
>Wanting to attract succubi.
You realise even if you were full of it, the moment your energy\passion\motivation drops, these roasties are moving on, right?
>>27790340
the last "fembot" from here i talked to claimed to be suffering suicidal thoughts and depression and that she was lonely
she had 170 contacts
she replied to me once every few hours
someone who can get stoned and marathon anime with me without trying to fuck or even initiate conversation
>>27790340
Of course I want to attract a succubus, I'm biologically hardwired to want them although I hate myself for being so weak.
>>27790329
you shills never miss a single opportunity do you?
>0.50$ has been loaded into your account
A guy who doesnt lust after 10/10s qts and doesnt want other women while being with me. Someone who doesnt demand everlasting youth.
So basically, I am destined to be alone forever.
I call it 6 6 6
6 feet tall
6 figure income
6 inch girth
That's what it takes to make me orgasm. Anything less and you're BETA MALE SCUM in my eyes and should be locked away in a concentration camp with similar subhumans
>>27790379
>and doesnt want other women while being with me
Have you been with a single guy before?
>>27790352
Being a loser is cool, especially when youre not actually a loser. Same shit as im a grrrl gamer/nerd etc. Whatever a girl considers herself is really just a fashion statement.
>>27790388
Yes. And none of them were able to control themselves.
>>27790360
you want to fuck them mercilessly
nothing more
get that into your head
>>27790367
oh noes, I triggered the manchild! better call the waaambulance!
>>27790416
So you're a roastie?
>>27790396
Pic related
>>27790418
I just want a woman to talk to and cuddle with. I don't even care about sex, it's overrated.
>>27788600
Someone who actually doesn't look at us as attention seeking whores, acting as a way of some sort of fashion statement and gets autistic whenever we make fun of their severe depression, and virginity.
>>27790196
>Somebody who is completely obsessed with their hobbies or career.
What the fuck? Why?
I want a man who has no hobby except being completely devoted to me. Why do you want to be second place?
>>27788600
atleast 6"5', 9+ inch cock, must have a good job as an executive, banker, doctor or celebrity, fast car to drive me around in, must have a lot of sexual experience so as not to bore me in bed, wants kids, must have a dog (preferably lab or golden), must have a good sense of humor (not creepy)
bonus points: owns at least 1 house and a few businesses, willing to pay to support my family, buys me an expensive gift on the first date
>>27788600
A guy who gets dubs
>my pussy when
>>27790435
>sex
>Overrated
It must have been some boring sex, f.am
Someone with a beautiful BBC
>>27790352
What if 150 of those contacts were girls?
It's more like only 5 were girls but what if.
>>27790438
Why would you make fun of someones severe depression?
What I'm looking for in a female is for her to not be a cunt. It's an unrealistic and unattainable standard.
>>27790475
He said
>claimed to be suffering suicidal thoughts and depression and that she was lonely
Even if they were girls (which they weren't, they were obviously orbiters), she wouldn't be "lonely" would she?
>>27790491
> thinking the person you replied to is actually a woman
wew lad
>>27788600
A guy who doesn't change into a jerk after he cums. Apparently this is too much to ask.
>>27790329
Okay
Be my gf now
>>27790500
True, but you can always fill up your contact list with fellow robots. Would it make as much of a difference as you'd want it to?
>>27790512
Jokes on you
We wouldn't even have sex while we were dating!
>>27790196
>calls me beautiful, even on the days I am not looking so good.
Why would you want to be with a liar?
>>27788600
I don't know. There are so many things you want but you don't know if they actually matter.
Don't be fat? Be nice? Be cute? Don't have a small penis?
I don't know.
>>27790538
>Don't be fat? Be nice? Be cute? Don't have a small penis?
okay i match
>>27790522
Huh? I'm not claiming to be depressed and lonely, apparently this girl was.
Also, most male robots who are lonely can't just do that. As has been observed in various studies, both men and women have a preference for socialising with and being friends with women. Every one of those orbiting nu-males would prefer to spend their time chasing women than befriending a lonely robot, and as nu-males their friendship would be worthless anyway.
>>27790538
>I don't know.
Why even reply?
>>27790553
There probably still a thousand things that wouldn't make us a good match.
>>27790558
Sorry.
>>27790577
>There probably still a thousand things that wouldn't make us a good match.
doubtful
>>27790538
>be nice
note that when a girl says she wants a nice guy, she means nice to her, but a "bad boy" to the rest, before you autists actually go around smiling and caring, which is absolutely not attractive.
>>27790429
If you mean literally then no.
If by that you mean not looking like men's definiton of qt and beauty- then yes.
>>27788600
A partner in life that knows divorce is not an answer, that will sign a prenup as a show of mutual love and trust, is good eith money, has an okay job, plays vidya, wants kids but only once we save enough to afford a house and to have them, will be chill and help clean around the house, will wait until marriage, doesn't care about my ugly teeth and is a nice guy. Hopefully i will find someone someday.
>>27790512
you get wet when we are jerks and think less of us if we arent
now spread your legs
>>27790597
What do you look like then roast?
>>27790597
What I mean is, you've had a string of failed relationships with Chads or semi-Chads, and now you'd like someone to love you for who you are.
>>27790581
Well, I'm a NEET for one.
>>27790594
That's not what it means.
>>27790622
>Well, I'm a NEET for one.
Why would that bother me?
That's just more time to talk :^)
>>27790554
>I'm not claiming
I didn't mean you as in (You), I just meant "you" as in referring to anyone. You, me, anon, whoever.
You're right about everything else, though. Why is it that we only want to talk to womwn? Emotional investment? Do we need to see it going somewhere, even if it won't?
Gay robots must have it so easy.
>>27790615
why would anyone love a cumdumpster
thats what she really is, stop projecting your fantasy into females
>>27790452
>tfw you give your answer and no qt robo boy notices you and sweeps you off your feet and saves you from your current world
>tfw you really are a girl
Is it because I am not trying hard enough to make myself alluring? Someone respond to me and make me feel special
>>27788600
I just want some qt, tall guy, that had a good job and know how to take care of a woman, why is so hard get a bf?
>>27790615
No. I had two relationships in total. Neither of guys were even close to be being chads.
>>27790640
it's probably because you don't post contact info or if you do, you ghost on people
>>27790640
That seemed like a joke answer
But here, I'll get dubs
>>27790611
Average, with features that dont make men hard, basically.
>>27790657
>tall guy
>>27788600
A virgin.
I want our first time to be special
>>27790672
The ISS doesn't launch nukes.
>>27790671
That sounds cute enough for me
I'd get hard with anyone I had an emotional connection to
>>27790657
women and their materialism
you sicken me
>>27790684
>I want our first time to be special
Hello~
>>27790663
If you are 6/10 or below at your best and no prospects of cosmetic surgery, then that's fairly normal. Either date someone who is way below your league, or try to find the rare person that for some reason considers you a 9-10/10
>>27790196
>>>27788600 (OP)
>Just somebody who supports my art. Somebody who will put up with my emotions and mental illness.
Confirmed tumblr tier waste on society. I hope your mentall illness leads you to suicide
>>27790221
>implying you have a vagina
>>27788600
I dont even have a lot of standards yet so far I've not met a single one that lived up to it. I dont know what happened to men but you really have to step up your game guys. All I asked was a handsome 6'7" succesful buisiness men with a 9 inch cock to come sweep me off my feet and to take care of me forever while I don't put in any effort whatsoever. Is that so much to ask?
>>27790690
i have a lot of male friends and they are poor, dont be a salty faggot
>>27790696
And they won't lust after 10/10s? Even most below averagr guy I was with did that. Even guys on r9k spend they time on "perfect waifu threads/you love you lose".
>>27790717
women care more about the job their husband has than the fucking man himself
kill yourself
>>27790722
You could always try dating someone devoutly religious
They probably wouldn't be inclined to be looking at other women
>>27790604
>tfw even robots don't care about you
>>27790722
Of course they will, but they won't act on it. If I had a perfect 10/10 flawless gf, I'd still lust for other girls, I just wouldn't act on it. It's normal for men to want to fuck hot women regardless of how the one they're with currently looks or behaves. The question is simply whether or not they will act on it.
>>27790668
Shit son, so close. Now I can't ever be attracted to you, sorry anon, it wasn't meant to be
>>27790739
most robots dont want someone that wants to get married and have kids within the next 5 minutes
>>27790604
>>27790739
I like pretty much everything you said tbqh
Not sure what you want me to say. Fuck off whore?
>no current mental illnesses
>some interest/hobby that isn't anime or vidya. doesn't matter what
>not overly sexual, likes cuddling and stuff more/willing to wait>no need to be rich but capable of supporting a family so i can move in with them and start a new life somewhere else as their perfect waifu and have their babies
>>27790751
w-why else would you want a woman though? if Id wanted to lose my virginity Id just pay a hooker
>>27790741
Then I dont want to be in relationship with any man.
Its so fucked up that for men it is "normal" to always want other women and I should just accept that and pretend they are able to love with that attitude.
>>27788600
someone who won't break my heart again
>>27790759
3/4 isn't bad right?
>>27790664
I am from canada if that matters. I have talked to a few people on here but the conversations fell a bit flat or else they would be "cooler" than me and it made me insecure and think we wouldn't get along. I have never really ghosted someone, seeing as it never turns into something where I am that significant to them that it matters. The way I see it, when we don't get along its better that way, now they can be free to go date who they are meant to be with. It doesn't always work like that, sometimes some guys are pissy and clingy which is why I have to be so straight and emotionless. Its a shield.
>>27790759
This would be fine if it wasn't for the kids, well, I'm sure there are other robots that don't mind that
>>27790767
I think there are guys that don't have eyes for anyone but the person they are in love with.
I was like that before. Took me years to get over her.
>>27790777
I'd date anyone that gets trips like that
>>27790785
Thank you anon. Nice bateman meme. So, come here often?
>>27790640
>>27790777
Move to New Zealand and I'll love you forever.
>>27790751
I see.
>>27790754
Thanks for saying that, except for the very last part. That part was rude.
>>27790739
i didnt reply because i think you are bait
i want to get married and make babies
>>27790792
Too often
Have a bebe bateman
>>27790711
I dont but was wondering how many replies i could get with the most obvious bait. Kinda disappointed, I see worse bait get more replies all the time.
>>27790805
The last part was a question
Were you looking for a bf on /r9k/ of all places?
>>27790799
>Move to New Zealand and I'll love you forever.
But then I'd beat you to her :^)
>>27790767
You seem to not understand that "love" and "want to fuck" are two different things. Wanting to stick your dick into hot women is normal, guys do tend to get the "only have eyes for her"-stage that >>27790782 describes, but it usually wears off, you can't expect that to be present until their deathbed; I wouldn't expect a girlfriend to only ever think of me forever when she faps, either. That doesn't automatically mean that they would drop me the moment a hotter person appears.
>>27790808
Ahhhh thank you. Its funny, I get it.
>>27790799
Thank you dubs anon, I was gonna say no because I don't want to move but
>those dubs tho
>>27790805
You aren't describing a person in your post. You describe what you want out of the person.
Which is money, security and kids.
>>27790825Would you post contact info dubs fem
>>27790825
>Thank you dubs anon, I was gonna say no because I don't want to move but
>>those dubs tho
I would reach into the heavens and make a gift of the stars just to see you smile.
>>27790842
>>27790841
>>27790821
>>27790820
ahahaha you people are so pathetic
>>27790842
>>27790841
I can't have two boyfriends. You guys need to have it out, deathmatch style to determine who is more worthy. I will ref.
>>27790777
>they would be "cooler" than me and it made me insecure and think we wouldn't get along
This is /r9k/, the people contacting you should typically be khhvs, they're not gonna be "cool". Not getting along after talking for a while is a different thing, but don't just rule people out because they appear, at first glance, to be above your level. I have some moderately fancy things to write about myself, that doesn't make me any less of a loser from a social perspective, yet what you describe has seemed to happen a couple times, may well include you specifically.
>>27790806
Trust me i'm not but nice to know that. I hope you find your qt one day
>>27790820
I dunno but this seems like the best place to go to to find someone compatible.
>>27790826
Ah i see well i suppose those things are more important when i think of life partner. I suppose for a person i want someone nice and loyal that plays vidya and all that. I prefer guys with brown hair and blue/green eyes but ive been attracted to all types before. Looks aren't that important to me because i hear that once you start really liking or loving a person they are always beautiful and attractive to you. Obviously i dont want a guy with a scooped out face but otherwise its fine. I also find the guys that are conventionally attractive know it and are jerks.
>>27790878
I live closer to you than the Kiwi :^)
>>27790889
>I suppose for a person i want someone nice and loyal that plays vidya and all that. I prefer guys with brown hair
is this enough to make up for my gray eyes
>>27790904
Gray eyes are interesting i don't think I've met someone with them before
>>27790936
alright
so why do you think you'll find someone compatible here?
>>27790879
Maybe you are right, anon. I think part of it is just my low self esteem, it makes me think right off the bat that I am not good enough and that I annoy people with my presence. I need the other person to be the cooler one to feed off of their energy in social situations but not too cool where as we can't relate. Those people I talked about who were cool were straight up normie tier, it would have given me major anxiety to try and live up to their level. I guess I am just worried that I will fuck up or else it will be a dead end, it sucks when you try for something and it turned out to just be a waste of time. Not that people are wastes of time, but what if in that time I spent chasing a dead end I could have been with the "one"? I am someone who devotes myself to one person at a time so its not like i can just KNOW that person is gonna be cool and we are gonna like each other. All of this shit is just way too hard, thats probably mainly why I bail, I can't be bothered to try and fully grasp the mechanics of socialising and having relationships.
>>27790892
Ok, where are you from? You got a fake email I can message?
>>27790759
That sounds decent
>>27790994
murrica
[email protected]
and sure
>>27790994
>>27790892
Woopsie i meant a temporary email, a fake email defeats the purpose of trying to get in touch with you lol. Unless you aren't afraid of giving your real email out on here
>>27790958
Because they have similar life experiences to me (bullied, lonely, depressed) and also a similar sense of humor and most likely like vidya and anime. I don't watch too much anime now but i would if i had someone to watch it with.
Now when i say similar experiences i know its different for grills because they have opportunities for sex and guys have to work harder for it. Its also easier to find people that can be nice to you because grills are seen as weak/in need of help. I dont mean that at all obviously there are robot feels i will never feel. But the general feel of depression, dislike of normies, people being bullies to you...that i get. And id like to be with someone that understands that feel.
>>27791011
Ok anon I sent it. And you got dubs :')
>>27790777
>I have talked to a few people on here but the conversations fell a bit flat or else they would be "cooler" than me and it made me insecure and think we wouldn't get along.
What the fuck.
>>27791012
even jotaro is laughing at you
>>27791022
Okay yeah I guess I can see what you mean
Maybe you should post your contact if you really want to try and find someone though
>>27790196
That actually sounds nice. What's your art like?
>>27791040
Yeah, what is it with normies on r9k thinking they belong, making the rest of us appear and feel inferior in comparison? Don't they know there is a facebook specifically for them?
>>27790976
>it sucks when you try for something and it turned out to just be a waste of time
Certainly, but
>but what if in that time I spent chasing a dead end I could have been with the "one"?
you won't know until you get there.
I mean, this sucks shit, obviously, but that's just how it is. I don't even like this normalfag-infested board, but I browse it because there's literally nowhere else where you have an even remotely decent chance at finding a female with somewhat similar interests and mindset. And then when you accidentally come across someone that appears decent, they either bail, or it turns out they're the type of sad and lonely that has a million contacts and doesn't have time to give you anything but a half-assed reply every five hours, at best. Still, the only choices are either giving up or continuing in the hopes that you get lucky somewhere far down the line. I mean, it's all about chances in the end, and doing this shit certainly does increase your chances.
Even if i live up to some of you girls' standards where would i even find vidya playin 4chan postil fems?
>>27791066
I don't understand what you are talking about or if you meant that directed at me, but only a Normie posts his initial Skype/Email in the first place in threads like this in hopes of hooking up. Nothing more but people wanting a girlfriend for the sake of it. That's how i see it and most of the time they don't have much in common.
Still a cunt move with what she mentioned she does above. And these people want "friends".
>>27790976
I can imagine what it feels like. I often bail out of social situations as well.
It's probably best to go in without any expectations so as not to be disappointed. Meet new people and let things take a natural course. You will eventually find someone.
>>27791078
Yep,but what can you do? Its not like you can go and change those girls mind, its the past. At least you managed to enlighten me and teach me not to do that anymore. I have to work to try and see if a guy is worth it, THEN I can give up on it. >>27791111
How is it cunty? If it wasn't working out then it wasn't gonna, if you get hurt every time someone doesn't want to talk to you anymore maybe it wasnt meant to be. And there is nothing wrong with lonely people wanting to reach out and make friends, just because you are so elitist that you think your way is best and yoy are top robot. Don't shame the people who want to make friends.
>>27791059
I've done that before just one day and got a couple replies whichwas nice. Mo one in this thread is interested which is okay. I hope they all have success in the 3D someday
>>27791198but i'm interested
>>27791178
>How is it cunty? If it wasn't working out then it wasn't gonna, if you get hurt every time someone doesn't want to talk to you anymore maybe it wasnt meant to be.
Why would any talk to you when you make the conversation flat on purpose in fear of being uncool? Your logic is completely flawed and it seems like you have your head shoved up your ass. The thing that bothers me is as a male, i won't get adds or if I'm lucky it's one add and if that doesn't workout I'm back to square one.
A female can go back on the internet and have other men add her and have many more options and chances at making friends.
>And there is nothing wrong with lonely people wanting to reach out and make friends, just because you are so elitist that you think your way is best and yoy are top robot. Don't shame the people who want to make friends.
You aren't lonely if you are getting adds, and purposely making it flat like i said above about your own insecurities. And when they seem a bit clingy you are "emotionless"
As someone with no friends thanks for ticking me off.
>>27791217
Do you mind posting a throwaway..?
>>27791223
>27791223
Ok now you're putting words in my mouth and making assumptions? I never said I make it flat on purpose, please tell me where you get that from. I am sorry that happens to you but its not my fault. I'd give you a chance if you are nice and capable of holding a real conversation i am not gonna pretend to like you just for the sake of being "nice". What the fuck would be the point in leading you on?
Maybe theres a reason you have no friends and girls run away from you anon. Get help.
>>27791261
Alright
But this one can't reply
[email protected]
>>27791269
There should be a "but" between conversation and i am.
>>27791269
>Ok now you're putting words in my mouth and making assumptions?
Your English is all fucked up and looks like you use a translator of some sort but here is where you mentioned it;
>>>27790777
>I am from canada if that matters. I have talked to a few people on here but the conversations fell a bit flat or else they would be "cooler" than me and it made me insecure and think we wouldn't get along.
> I'd give you a chance if you are nice and capable of holding a real conversation i am not gonna pretend to like you just for the sake of being "nice". What the fuck would be the point in leading you on?
You'd have to let others give you that chance firs,t it seems you have as much of a shit personality and cant hold conversations like myself if your conversations with robots fall flat.
Pull your head out of your ass, you aren't lonely.
>>27791223
just being a girl doesn't automatically make your life easier. If anything, you guys make it worse by dismissing any problem a girl has as a superficial one.
Just because a girl has many contacts doesn't mean she can connect with most of them. One can feel lonely in a big group of people.
>>27791272
Thanks familia. I willreply as soon as i nap in preparation for making a dentist appointment. Until then take care
>>27791307
>Just because a girl has many contacts doesn't mean she can connect with most of them. One can feel lonely in a big group of people.
At least she has the choice of trying and has the option to try and connect, unlike that of a male. Use your head before speaking.
>>27791307
>One can feel lonely in a big group of people.
so women are lonely by choice?
>>27791307
>Just because a girl has many contacts doesn't mean she can connect with most of them
Sure, but she's still making the conscious choice of juggling between dozens of people and keeping orbiters. She could choose to focus on one or two at a time and dismiss those that she finds a not sufficiently good match. That's a pretty big luxury and her loneliness is primarily caused by herself and her approach to communication, not by a lack of people interested in talking to her.
>>27791323
I don't see how what I said implies that
>>27791300
The conversations fell flat either because that person was boring or we didn't get along. I don't intentionally sabotoge my chances, don't be fucking stupid man. I give people chances, it just doesn't always work out. Also its not a competition who can be the most lonely so I am not gonna get all defensive on that remark, but I know I am lonely and thats all that matters
>>27791346
>The conversations fell flat either because that person was boring or we didn't get along
But how do we know you aren't the primary cause for the conversation falling flat? you did mention you didn't want to seem uncool and like they were better then you.
You seem narcissistic, i can see why you are "Lonely" even with your countless orbiters.
>>27791336
What is mental illness for two hundred dollars alex
Please leave roasties. For fucks sake just go back to Facebook and leave us be
>>27791336
This thread alone proves how easy it is for a lady to get a friend and countless people replying to her posts. Imagine if this was a thread dedicated to that of a male.
We'd all be replying to each other because the opposite sex isn't anywhere to be seen.
>>27791358
She mentioned that in two different scenarios though
>>27791379
The last scenario was enough to know she' sa dumb cunt and not at all lonely.
6'2, rich, handsome, slightly above average penis, doesn't have to be wealthy but it'd definitely be a plus. That's all.
>>27791406
>doesn't have to be wealthy
>rich
>>27791393
You don't even know what the fuck you are talking about anon, trying to sound smart and deep calling me a narcissist. Fucking lol, whatever helps you sleep at night just because I was honest enough to tell you why people might not want to be your friend. Allow me to be more honest, since you make it so easy. People don't like you because you are delusional, nitpicky, paranoid, self pitying, narrow minded and assumtpive and you try to be a detective of social relations when really you are just a butthurt sensitive douche I wouldn't be your friend even if you paid me to, you have got a rotteb horrible attitude and I would avoid someone like you at all costs if I knew better right off the bat. Go get your head evaluated, even though your retardation is incurable.
>>27791444
>whatever helps you sleep at night just
We aren't the ones here who are afraid of people being cooler than us and us seeming uninteresting and the such like yourself, which is one of the reasons for the conversation falling flat. You have a horrible personality, and it seems you are the primary course for the conversions falling and being uninteresting.
Men aren't the only one's that are supposed to try in a conversation, baby ;)
>>27791444
I don't want to keep replying to you, you might think I'm too cool.
>>27791489
Don't worry, I don't think there's any risk of that happening.
>>27791470
Ok there tough guy. You know me so well lol and your reading comprehension is on point, and your dick is huge. You are a gentleman and a scholar who can do no wrong. Every one should be like you.
>>27791497
Who knows what goes on in her narcissistic mind.
>>27791444
>I wouldn't be your friend even if you paid me to
We did it reddit!
A guy who is intelligent, maybe a little bit un- self-assured (doesn't completely have their life together). A guy who will desire me, a guy above the height of 5'6 (cuz thats my height) but im not that fussy ,a guy will have a slightly cynical sense of humour and most importantly not a complete normie
>>27791489
*cue that gif of those black guys*
OHHHHHHHHH NIGGA GOT BTFO HAHAHAB LOOK AT HIS SMUG PEPE DAMN HE SHOWED HER-
>>27791497
>THEN THIS NIGGA WALK UP
HOL UP NIGGA NOW YOU gOT BTFO DAAAAAAAAMN (his response to you was better desu)
>>27791521
Proof that women don't know what they want
>>27791444
I'll teach you another thing, femanon: regardless of the circumstances, ad hominems of any degree only make you look bad, with the two exceptions of shitposting or being amongst people so dumb that they are incapable of recognizing it, i.e. /soc/, Facebook and other normalfag places. Never post ad hominems otherwise.
>>27791508
This is why you have no friends, look at that personality of yours. You are extremely bitter and violent. I sincerely want friends but i don't flat line a conversations because they are cooler then me or have friends.
In fact i added someone from /soc/ who is a female, and i believe would classify as a normie but i don"t care in the slightest as she is friendly as fuck but stopped talking to me.
This is the life of someone boring. Seek help!
>>27791540
what do you mean how could i be more specific?
>>27791513
LOL BAW.
>a girl doesn't like me
I-it must be because shes a narcissist! ;_; my mom says I'm still cool
>>27791434
Oops, my mistake :P
>>27791561
>>27791537
>>27791508
whats wrong with you? did you get disowned by daddy? or did you get rejected by a cool robot?
I like to read these threads and fantasize about bettering myself and sharing some of my time on earth with a qt fembot. But I already talk to a qt fembot but I don't know if she'd be my gf, nor do I know if I'd want her to anyway. What a waste of space I am.
>>27791544
Now you're just getting fedora tier,just stop. I can't even read what you are saying because you are grasping at straws so hard. Its actually really hilarious, I lold. Tell me more about why people don't like to talk to you lmao
>>27791470
It's easy to feel overwhelmed when talking to people that you see as being better than you. You should know best.
Finding someone that you can relate to is hard.
>>27791521
what race are you and how much do you weigh
>>27790538
So do you actually believe that small penis is not workable ?
>>27791540
its all personal stuff anyway baka maybe itll change in the future but thats what im into now, and trust me I have had kind of chads interested in me but we just don't mesh.
Great big benis fo ma bagina.
>>27791546
GOOD FOR YOU. LOL YOU ARE THAT BUTTHURT BECAUSE I GHOSTED A FEW NIGGAS, LIKEEEEE JUST DON'T TALK TO ME AND STOP LUSTING AFTER ME IF YOURE SO SUPERIOR TO MY DEVILISH WAYS :^) I'LL LIVE
>>27791561
dam girl you a narcissist. Maybe you should go back to tumblr dam
>>27791609
You should start a blog about this desu
>>27791614
I don't understand, my man. I only ant friends.
>>27791617
So that's the only word you know? You don't have any other meme buzzwords to throw at me to show how informed and cocky you are? Btw the fact that you try so hard just shows how fragile your ego is ;) who's the narcissist now? You're getting boring though, I gotta bail. Pce. Hope you find your femanon
>>27791617
I think she's a bit more, she seems retarded. She's got an extra chromosome.
>>27791643
Wow, are you okay?
>>27791644
Same fag. At least you are learning new insults though, thats funny because I have never gotten that one yet. You might wanna try to be more accurate just so you can actually hurt my feelings, its like you guys are in kindergarten or something
>babbys first time calling someone on the internet retarded
Congratulations, your efforts didn't go unnoticed by me.
>>27791643
> yfw she's a narcissist
>>27791585
No, no, don't get me mixed up, I wasn't involved in this conversation beyond >>27791078. You're genuinely making yourself look bad by throwing around petty responses. Don't get all worked up over shitposting in the first place, anyone can tell.
>>27791680
>pulling the samefag
Sorry hunny, but i'm not the only on who thinks you're retarded.
>>27791406
Do you really think that a guy with small penis can't make you orgasm. P.s. : orgasm is the only one goal in sex.
>be a girl
>stop talking to someone because they will be cooler then me
>stop talking to people if they get a little clingy
>tfw so loenely
>>27791683
She needs help for that narcissism. Quicker she gets placed in a mental hospital the better this board will be.
>>27791683
You got me there though. I really am a narcissist >:) what narcissist admits to it? I love myself, I can't help it, weeding out the inferior people is how I make sure i stay on top. I have too much self respect to put my effort into someone who isnt worth it. It was fun playing this game with you, you smart, you loyal, you reply to my comments. I am sincerely glad we could share this experience <3
>>27791716
Yet you wonder why you have no friends, get help you narcissistic freak.
>>27791692
>he pulls the hunny card because he is smug and loves cocks
Ouch, was not expecting that cringe. Who the fuck calls people honey? Are you a woman?
>>27791714
Lol u r funny haha
Wait, what's wrong with being a narcissist?
>>27791716
Have you thought about taking medication to help you through it?
Check out this link i found;
http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/1519417-medication#2
>>27791735
No. I never said I didn't have friends, again with your reading comprehension. I just said I don't have time to spend on people who are dumb and inferior. I don't wonder at all, I know precisely the reason. Also cool turning my "get help" retort back on me, thats a good one. Now I know which one really touched your feelings.
>>27791769
please seek help, I'm afraid you might end up killing yourself. Wouldn't want a poor little Canadian killing herself now ;(
>>27791755
No. I just want to argue with anons online, getting help isnt in my agenda. Maybe when it starts negatively affecting my life but getting help would be pointless at this time. Plus, I hate doctors
>>27791769
>No. I never said I didn't have friends, again with your reading comprehension
but you said you were lonely
so
which
is
it?
>>27791777
I am gonna kill myself. Why does it matter if I am canadian or not? Is this your attempt at trollbaiting me? Oh, anon! Silly anon, you're trying to get me to kill myself *cue that spongebob pic*
>>27791802
>I am gonna kill myself.
thank god. well good bye now
>>27791802
What is your name? my fellow robot.
>>27791795
I have like 5 friends, if you can call them that. There are people who I like and who would talk to me like a human being and probably hang out with me if I wanted to but they don't put in the effort and they aren't like best friends or anything. You act like my method is so fucked up, you should meet my friends, my supposed best friend ghosted me for 3 months for no reason. If you knew my story you'd get why I am so fucked. I could hang with these people and try harder to make them like me but that won't change the fact that I am lonely deep to my core in ways no other person could possibly understand. Not even you.
>>27791808
LOL THIS NIGGA TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF.HAHAHAHAHHAS WEW LAD NICELY DONE HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE NOT A FAGGOT AT ALL :^)
>>27791819
I am Meme Cringington, defender of 4chan, lurker of the shadows, biggest narcissist this side of the continent. But you can just call me Meme
>>27791840
Well, I'd like to be your friend
>>27788600
>Has an ethical code
>Has brains
>Enjoys deep discussions
>Sense of humour a plus
>Compassionate nature
>Committed
>Understanding
>Doesn't listen to chart music or watch mainstream TV
>Not retarded
>Doesn't think he's "cool"
>Not obsessed with his looks or working out to get ripped
>If he has a car that's nice too cause I want to go camp under the starts and I don't drive either
>>27791864
What's wrong with you mate? you only get weirder with every reply. What's your biological name? You spark me as an interesting person, i have no friends either nor will i put my hand out for friendship.
>>27791869
You lie! How dare you lie to me like that, anon. You're that same guy from before aren't you? The one calling me a narcissist? You're not funny :(
>>27791882
Oh god. A person who thinks I am interesting. What are we gonna do, brain? Brain: RUN AWAY
>>27791896
Why do you continue to avoid the question? I fall into all those categories of why you don't like people or get along with them.
>uninteresting
>boring
>etc..
So I'm not trying to befriend, just curious my robot.
>>27791884
I'm not, I'm quite sick of how everyone here atcs so unreasonable and trvivializes someone's problems just based on their gender...
>>27790759
ey yo grl i meet ur criteria
>wanting to shack down with inferior females
Robots can still get stacies, I'm living proof. Just hold out and better yourself
>>27791924
This is the set up for some joke right? You're just shitting me? Here let me help you out, "roastie toasted reeee" there now everyone is happy
>>27791914
I don't want to give my name because a)this place is scary and b) i don't see the relevancy of it sorry anon
>>27792003
>i don't see the relevancy of it sorry anon
I have a eerie feeling you are the one i added from /soc/ for some very odd reason, i just cant place my fingers on it But she seemed completely normal and very content with life and enjoying it. And the first person that's been friendly to me in a long time.
>>27792024
Nope never been to soc sorry. She was probably inferior because she wasn't me.
>email Canadian fembot
>she ignores me and just stays here to argue with autists
What's the point of even trying
>>27791999
isn't there a point where it's too late?
>>27792034
>being less entertaining than a bunch of shitposting bitter neckbeards
Why are you surprised she's ignoring you?
>>27792034
> Succumb to my beta tendencies
Be strong robut
>>27792034
I think that was a different one
>>27792031
Are you sure? she also uses them smiley faces and types out similar.im sorry for being boring
If that's not the case, get fucked cunt, she's superior in every way.
>>27792003
No, I'm serious. If you wanna have a more civilized chat, just let me know.
You can use this address [email protected]
with a screencap of your comment (to confirm that it's you) to talk to me.
Someone who will die with meJust kidding. Someone who is detached, unambitious and watches interesting movies all day. I want to leech off of his knowledge of and taste in media.
>>27792076
>detached, unambitiousand everyone else on this board
That fits me
>>27792076
>Someone who will die with me
This is literally all I want.
But I'm fairly sure you know me already. Maybe not.
>>27792038
If you're at least a 4.5/10 and have a decent job, you can pull stacies with the right attitude.
I've dated a fembot once too, and she was terrible. Basically just a leech who couldnt think for herself or support herself. No opinions, no passion about anything. Had a roastie to boot.
I'll take a feisty stacy any day
>>27792031
I actually like narcissistic girls, but on the condition that they have at least something to be narcissistic about. Are you good at anything, anon, other than throwing shitfits?
>>27792034
Send me another email yours got lost in post. Actually though, my phone only shows me my last 13 inboxes so you will have to be the one to message me, I don't know your email
>>27792110
I'll take one feisty fembot, please.
>>27792096
I'm fairly sure YOU know ME
I think the shoe is actually one the other foot, hereDon'tstop messing with my head
>>27792110
what kinda attitude is that. don't say cocky and funny
>>27792110
Can you tell us a story about the fembot
>looking for
I've always been engaged and then determined whether they were acceptable or not from there.
I don't have a checklist.
>>27792120
Music, art, and I cook. I am more than my abilities though, I am superior for other reasons.
>>27792124
*on the other foot
not one the other foot
>>27792121
No
If you want to argue with /r9k/ about whether or not you're a narcissist after begging for a bf you can do just that
>>27792124
Alright, I'm not sure anymore. I don't think I know anyone so honest. Anyway add me on Skype and we will see: rdg999x
>>27792034
why would you even try? look at how fucked up she is.
>>27792151
Hahahaha who was begging? I do want to do that actually, thanks for giving me permission first lol
>>27792146
>other reasons
Elaborate. Are you extremely logical, detached, or what? I mean you didn't give that impression
>>27792159
>not liking fucked up girls
maybe all plebeshits should just leave
>>27792172
Thanks for ignoring me again, it's you ain't it.
>>27791926
date me then?
bloxxblox
I just want someone who'll listen to me. I want someone who will cuddle with me when I'm upset and tell me everything will be okay.
>>27792146
>superior
>doesn't know how to spell "relevance"
what did she mean by this
>>27792195
Fucked up is fine/sociopath or mega bitch is not
>>27792207
weight race and age
>>27792195
this isn't just fucked up
she threw a little tantrum in here and already reveled her true colors.
>>27792203
>reply to her earlier
>no reply
Fuck you whore
>>27792209
sociopath girls are 10/10, what the fuck are you talking about kid
>>27792223
Look at it the other way around, at least you already know what you are getting into, rather than having a super nice girl throw a tantrum out of nowhere two months later
>>27792227
Can you explain the benefits of dating a sociopath? Be specific
>>27792227
enjoy being tricked into having kids who will go on to be brought up in a sociopathic family.
and just to clarify, that's your luckiest scenario right there
>>27790767
Something tells me that you would lust over other men and would consider it normal. Selfish cunt.
