>800 word paper due in a week
>haven't even started
It's only 800 words.
Do you not know how to write a paper?
I wrote a 5000 word essay in under a week, and I had to had proper sources and whatnot beforehand.
Let me know if you need help.
start dumbass
800s not that bad
>5 word essay due in 2 months
kill me now
>400 page memoir about my life due before I die
>already finished
>>30024129
why should we care anon?
please tell us why we should care
What's it on OP? 800 words is nothing.
Maybe if it's something I know or care about I'll write it for you.
< 800/12 on SAT writing and 5.5 AW GRE
>Being in school
>Not dropping out and having mommy pay for everything
Stay keked, cuck
Also, underage b&
Not that hard. Just get off your ass and start.
>>30024191
Nigger I wrote a 5000 word paper in a day.
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>>30024246
retards fall for it every time
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>>30024246
Jesus Christ. Please lurk more before posting.
800 words? Thats funny. I wrote 3000 word papers in college buddy. Its just a paper. You can do it. Stop being lazy.
start the first paragraph counting from 1 to 700, you now only need to write 100 more words for the rest of the paper.
>one hundred-page dissertation required to enter my major
>dropped out of college a year ago
>>30024129
>7 word essay due in 800 days
I am out of options, lads.
/r9k/ newfag can someone explain the joke?
I like your strategy m8
make a thread about it on /r9k/ and procrastinate even further
i bet that will pay off
>have coloring assignment due in three days
>Haven't started
>acronym thesis due at heat death of universe
Jdims
Wow, this is a large amount of newfags
You should all kill yourselves before you get stuck here
>>30024331
not him but it did for me
had two guys get into a large argument about nuclear energy, so I put down their sources and paraphrased them.
granted this was way back when r9k actually talked about topics other than sex and women.
>>30024129
dude i wrote a 800 word paper in under a day in highschool
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>implying you have not fallen for the they fell for it b8
>implying you are not b8ing me into replying to you
