ITT: Embarrassing school stories
>be me
>be 10
>at school
>in gym class
>playing volleyball
>when through a faze where I was obsessed with wizards
>everytime I hit the volleyball I would shout
>"MAGICCC MISSILE" or "FIRE BLAST"
>crigiest. shit. ever.
>mfw I think abot it
>>30021892
>white
>Year 7 (13 years old)
>metal work class, we were given rusty metal that needed to be sanded before use
>get rust over my skin
>"Hey, I look like [pajeet] now!"
>everyone but pajeet starts calling me a racist
>h-h-hey stacy w-w-will you g-go out with me?
>that look of disgust on her face
Why did i do it bros
Why the fuck did i do it
>>30022461
>year 8
>rumors going around that stacy wants chad to ask her out
>chad being a bit of a bitch (not sure if he was keen or not)
>chad says he'll ask her out the next day
>hey, I have a great idea! I'll ask her today, in front of her friend!
nope. lucky she wasn't a piece-of-shit about it
>>30021892
At least you're living your childhood dream
>Be me in middle school
>Super nerd
>Never missed a class
>The passing grade was 7
>Never received anything less than 9.5 out of 10
>Teacher gives me a 8
>Cry like a little bitch in front of the class
>Half the class laughs at me (oneitis included)
Shit was embarassing son. I don't know how such a diligent boy become the useless piece of shit that I am today. There's one class in college that I'm taking for the third time (third time's the charm, right?).
>>30022753
Hey, you're still trying. Doing better than the neets here.
(and I mean that as a compliment)
I used to runescape larp in gym
>>30021892
>in elementary school
>sort of friends with girl a grade lower than me
>out family goes to their christmas parties, but that's about it
>she has a sister a year older than me, but I never interact with her
>now in senior year of high school
>haven't seen the girl I was friends with in more than 7 years
>tfw i walk down her street one day, and she's right there walking in front of me
>she's walking slow as fuck so I awkwardly speed walk past her and shoot her a quick "hey there"
>tfw it's her older sister, not her
I was cringing for weeks.
>>30022851
Which aspect? Combat, magic, crafting, trading?
>every Friday in class our teacher has the entire class talk about philosophy
>gets everyone involved
>calls on me to speak when I'm visibly shaking
>try to say something but it just sounds like random gibberish
Fuck I got a shit ton way worse than this
>>30024261
pls tell us anon man
>>30024622
>going through roughest year of high school
>have to give a speech about a poem
>fake confidence and tell everyone around me about how good this speech is going to be
>get up there and realize my hook is lame af
>still want to be as cool as possible
>start to give it but then actually start crying
>teacher walks me through the speech and gives me pity points
If it's any inspiration to anyone I've gotten way better socially since then
>>30022753
wew had a ked do this at my middle school shit was cringe, i can only wonder if you are the same robot
>>30024901
Not me, but a kid at school
>first few second of speech
>messes up a line, badly
>"shit!"
>realises he yelled shit in front of the whole class
>"FUCK!"
>>30022748
UnderratedGee. You know what's a good fucking idea. Let's make every post on a fucking IMAGE BOARD have to be original. It's not like the board periodically has threads completely dedicated to images and gifs. This board made for people whose main trait is feeling sad really needs some fucking DISCUSSION.
>Be me Noah
>Chop poo in half
LOL XD
>be me, 9-ish, 4th grade
>Have diorama project
>Don't really remember the specifics of what I have to do, but fuck it I'll make it up
>Finish diorama
>Get to class
>We have to present our shit
>OhFUCK.ogg
>Feeling pretty confident
>I'm presenting
>Teacher starts grilling me about the project, missing shit, and I just have no idea
>Get overwhelmed
>Run crying back to my desk
>Thankfully the class just pretends it didn't happen, no laughing
