So which one is the chosen god of /r9k/?
I'm guessing it's mostly Nurgle but with a strong Khornate minority.
Also, who is the god of normies? Slaanesh perhaps?
>>30021050
Slaanesh master race
I'm an eldar fag, so i'm quite biased.
Papa nurgle is too happy to be robot
All of them are too positive
What do we have here?
Khorne and nurgle are the patron gods of /r9k/
Slaaneshfags can fuck off to /d/ and tzeentchfags can fuck off to /g/
>>30021372
==BURN AND MAIM NORMIE SCUM==
>>30021050
I vote khorne
dsfsf
>>30021050
fuck off heretic, here we only server the Emperor.
>>30021050
Fuck off heretic trash
AVE IMPERATOR!
>>30021050
tzeentch
there isn't even a choice, it's far too obvious
Slaanesh is best god.
>Nurgle posts - Piss Jugs, Cum rags, Bedroom threads, Pee pee poo poo, good boy points
Patriarch: Fridge bro
>Tzeentch posts - Hijack/Roaches, Devilish, green text stories, Wagies/NEET, Race bait
Patriarch: Eggman
>Khorne posts - Beta uprising, REEEEE, normies out, Roastie btfo, suicide
Patriarch: Elliot Rodger
>Slaanesh posts - Traps, boipussi, cuckposters, tfw no gf, waifus, drugs, >open door see this, tendies
Patriarch: wan wan anon
Malal: Jus be urself/normie advice, Not a robot if X, no future/depression
Patriarch: None
>>30021050
/r9k/'s god of choice has to be Nurgle, in general. Papa Nurgle is quite joyful, though, so there's inherently a Khornate minority.
I serve the Greater Good, though, so I'm biased towards Tzeentch.
I'll be praying to Khorn for strength when the Beta Uprising kicks off.
Nurgle seems pretty rad, and seems to represent what this place is.
A place of death and rebirth. A place of both hope and despair.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE
>>30021641
What ever happened to fridgebro anyway?
>>30022208
He's like your old robot uncle who is so complacent with out he lives that wallows in filth. Despite his overall grossness, he's really kind. Sometimes he'll let you borrow one of his crusted piss bottles because his bathroom is blocked off by trash.
>>30021050
Normies ignore Chaos and follow only the Emperor. Particularly terrible normies might even look to*gag* joining the Tau.
Most robots are probably either Slaanesh or Nurgle, depending on how much they fap.
>>30022381
I fap constantly, but I don't want to be murder fucked forever while tripping on satan acid.
Tau are for tumblr. Even normos know something is up with them.
>>30021431
>using 8gag markers on 4chan
>>30021050
>first sentence from wiki
Nurgle, also known as the Plague Lord, is the Chaos God of Disease, Decay, and Destruction. In particular, the emotion of despair in mortals empowers him.
Total robot god, even a chaos god and resemblance to kek
We wallow in our misery and filth. This pleases the nurgle.
>>30022450
How do you know you wouldn't enjoy murderfucking on the satan acid? You might find out the satan acid turns murderfuck into something quite pleasant!
Imma have to go with nurgle, whose power waxes in decay and despair.
I think tzeentch is normie in that they chase fads and change stages in life
Slaneesh obviously chads
Khorne i dunno, maybe the mindless destruction wrought by roasties
>>30022627
Is Slaanesh going to NTR me away from Nurgle?!
All Hail our Empress of Mankind
