>freshman year gym class
>overheard girls talking about me and how hard it was to carry on a conversation with me
>"he never talks"
>"do you think he's ever seen a vagina? 'NO'"
>"he gets no loving"
>during free time in gym, I went off by myself and laid down near the bleachers
>girl came over and kicked me in the back but I pretended to sleep
>she kicked me a few times and then sat on my face
>she put her ass down lightly and then more pressure, checking to see if I was going to push her away and going "hmm...nope? Is he awake now?"
>I turned to the side and pretended to be annoyed and the other girls were watching and I was getting insulted by the male students from a distance
>wished the guys weren't there so I could just surrender and let the girls know I wanted it the whole time
>heard another girl talk about the incident and calling me a pervert the next day during another class
Never got any more contact and still a khv
>>30020155
>not posting this pic
smdh at you f4m
Anyways I was the like practice boyfriend of some punk girls
One time a girl came on to me in high school and I put my hand on her knee and rubbed her knee. She didn't seem to like that very much.
>>30020225
I wanted to post sweaty ass volleyball girls but couldn't find them
Man I was really hoping to hear more stories
>>30020155
Also when I was like 8 years old I was walking to the local pool by myself and had to go through this alleyway.
Coming from the opposite direction were these two giggling older girls who were in their swimsuits. They could have been like 15 or they could have been 25, they all looked the same to me at that age.
Anyways as we're within eye contact of each other on whispers to the other and then asks me "hey kid have you ever seen boobies before?" and before I can say "no", she flashes me and then they run off giggling.
I was mostly sad and confused 2bh.
>>30020155
>presses her ass to your face
>this makes you a pervert
women logic everyone
>>30020637
lol this is similar to something in my life
When I was around 8 I think I was in a swimming class and older girls (around 15 I think) were assigned with making sure we didn't cause ruckus or something
so this one girl was holding me and I didn't want to be held so I grabbed her swimsuit and pulled it so it snapped back onto her except it exposed her boob
she was mad and told me not to but I did it again right after
one day I wish I was as alpha as 8 year old me
>>30020565
I can greentext what happened with
>>30020225
>practice boyfriend of some punk girls
in a second
Once i told a girl i didnt know how to flirt, she said "ill teach you" and kissed me.
Then i touched her boobs for a while.
>>30020791
>Once i told a girl i didnt know how to flirt, she said "ill teach you" and kissed me.
>Then i touched her boobs for a while.
normie
>>30020785
OK, cool, dawg
>>30020802
The fun part was that she tought i was flirting when i said that but i was being 100 percent honest.
>>30020155
The closest I ever got to sexual contact was accidentally bumping my face into a girl's ass going up stairs. Felt like a pillow against my face. I found it pretty embarassing at the time, girl just laughed.
>>30020225
>be like 16 or 17 years old
>be semi-attractive mallgoth pop-punk poser
>meet these two chubby punk girls through MSN chat back when that was still a thing
>be complete KHV at the time, barely even talked to girls at all
>hang out with them at the movies
>one of them likes me more than the other
>she starts 'dating' me
>she asks me why I haven't kissed her
>be autistic and tell her I don't know how to
>she tells me that she's going to kiss me next time
>sure enough, she kisses me next time
>kissing feels great
>she asks if she can go to my place
>bring her over, she sucks my dick and I play with her tits but I can't cum because of sensory overload and also because I don't have a lock on my door and my parents keep barging in
>eventually she invites me to her friends' place for a sleep-over
>figure there'll be like 7 or 8 people
>it's just me, girl who gave me the succ and her friend that I used to hang out with
>friends' mom asks me if I have "AIDS or anything"
>no, no I don't.
>we watch some movies
>both girls keep giving each other looks and at one point say "well okay I guess we'll go to sleep then"
>lights out
>hear them doing something
>smell smoke
>16 year old me thinks "oh no they're doing drugs!"
>they blow weed in my face and I pretend to still be asleep because I think drugs make you retarded
>a few more minutes
>"girlfriend" comes up next to me and starts kissing me
>I play with her tits and feel her pussy
>starts beating me off
>*SPLOOOORT*
>cum way too early
>she sighs in frustration
>I clean myself off in the washroom
>we finally fall asleep
>cont for size limit
>>30021124
>wake up early morning
>'gf' and her friend are in the same bed
>they whisper and giggle to each other
>I'm laying on the floor
>gf's friend sits down in front of me
>I forget what she said, probably something about how I came all over myself yesterday and she saw me
>she extends her leg out and her bare foot is on my crotch
>IMMEDIATELY get hard
>she's all "haha gross, is that all it takes" and starts rubbing her foot on my crotch
>'gf' comes over and whispers into friends' ear
>friend then gets up only to get on top of me
>we're both dressed in jeans, but she starts grinding on top of me
>I'm too stunned to do anything
>she keeps calling me "cum-boy" and "hard dick"
>'gf' has me grabs her tits, but over her shirt
>too scared to grab her tits for real or do anything else
>she's grinding me some more
>hear her mom call her name
>the shocks makes me *SPLOOOOORT* in my pants
>the girls can obviously tell since they laugh at me
>friend goes to her mom
>'gf'' grabs my dick to make sure, and sure enough grabs a handful of cum
>we have to leave
>literally never see them again
>'gf' had broken up with me within a week after meeting a punk Chad with a studded leather jacket.
>girls sits on your face
>calls you a pervert
what
>>30020155
>not slapping it & telling her to b-back dat ass up
>girl that I knew from highschool wants to hangout
>had only been talking to her for about 2 weeks
>go to her place and watch Uncle Buck and some simpsons with her
>pure autism mode, barely talk to her the entire night
>next day says she wants to hang again, somehow she didn't suffer enough
>end up watching random TV and one of the 90's Batman movies
>even more robotic this time, one word answers and general stupidity
>she goes to make some food, I pass out because the movie is boring as fuck
>wake up to her kissing me and playing with my hair
>end up fucking her on the couch
She also thought I was 23 like her but I was 19. She's gone full SJW now, even shaved her head.
>>30021550
Anyone got that cap? I'd like a giggle.
>>30021742
you didnt dick her right and now shes gone hysterical good job robot
>>30022464
At least I got to dick her a few times before she went from liberal to full retard.
