I assume I'm about to get knocked out from behind. If the jews wanted to kidnap me because I'm on to them that's how they'd go about it probably. Even though I would think they would know I'm more into traps by now...

>>30019447

WTF ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM WHO ARE YOU

>>30019590
Dude.. it could still be a trap. You don't know for sure. See, you'd start trying to figure it out and it would distract you so much. The jews are so smart desu.

>>30019447

Ask her to fart in my face, shit her panties since shes in my room on my bed and bent over like that.

Slowly back away, go outside, call the police.

>>30019675

probably the best option

ask her what she's doing in my room. if she says she wants to bang, I would ask to record it for legal purposes. if not, or if she refuses that request, I would tell her to leave

call the police obviously

>>30019590
That is a trap. Dumbass.

>>30019675
>>30019703
>>30019729

Why the fuck can't you bitches handle your own business? Call the police? What the fuck, just make him leave yourself.

If I find a stranger in my house, they are going to get shot.

Someone is ready to push me from behind to make me fall...and probably take my wallet in the process the fucker

>>30019447
take out my phone and post this thread

>>30019447
Do a 360 and walk away
>not original comment

>>30019590
>>30019647
>>30019876
maybe they want to confuse him whether it is a trap or not, and use that confusion to attack

>>30019900
If only all of us had the laws that allowed that.
I'm pro-gun and pro shooting unwelcome people in your house, but unfortunately most of us would get in jail for that

>>30019900
I don't want them to "just leave." I want this guy prosecuted and imprisoned for breaking into my home and invading the sanctity of my living space.