time for a drinking thread, I'm enjoying some cheap rum in a dark room because my lamp is broken and I can't afford to replace it
come drink with me, you pathetic autistic alcoholics
What should I drink Samson-kun
>>30019090
Fuck my life man.
I went to Save-Mart today, they had handles of Smirnoff for $17. So I get all loaded up and forget my fucking pin number, and I have to put my entire fucking order back. I've just been sitting at the computer, too fucked to move for hours, and I still don't have any liquor.
>>30019199
sad. maybe next time go to the bank first
>>30019107
cheap rum or bourbon
>>30019221
It's Sunday, so that doesn't help. I know I've got the money, I could still online bank, just not anything with my damn card. Now I've got to call across country because my bank only has branches in Georgia and I live on the west coast.
Do you have any advice on bay area weed docs?
>>30019277
not really. just find one with good reviews, pay the fee, tell the doctor your troubles and 90% of the time you'll get the card. I'm considering getting one with my next paycheck, but legalization is probably happening this year and I have good connects, so idk if I should even bother
>>30019332
I'm not sure if there's going to tax medical the way they will recreational. If you have connects I'd say fuck it, but I don't have any, so it makes sense for me, and the CA card works across state lines.
>>30019433
I'll probably be buying through CL like I did when I had a card, so I'll be able to dodge taxes. also, look into buying trim. one can get it for under $100/lb in a few months, make a whole bunch of hash and edibles
>>30019090
Probably going to start drinking soon I just did a suboxone out of boredom
God I wish I had weed. Why can't I have a plant?
>>30019605
wish I could have a plant, but I live in a condo and can't afford/don't have the space for an indoor setup. if I am ever able to move out, I'll be moving to somewhere slightly more rural, so I can have space to grow
>>30019605
>God I wish I had weed.
Go outside. Look on the ground. Pick up weed. Takes 10min. You're high for free.
>>30019706
yes, the magical weed fairy is always dropping dank, perfectly dried nugs everywhere. this is why no one bothers to grow or sell weed anymore
>>30019090
Fuck off normie
Go get hit by a train please
>>30019090
you can't beat me
i drink 70% ethanol mixed with tap water because it's the cheapest way to get drunk
so fuck you op for your cheap rum
one bottle of this lasts me a week
>>30019090
you're still a faggot but you make comfy drinking threads, cheers m8
>>30019528
Not a lot of trim sellers or a big CL market up here in Reno. That's why I'm getting a card.
>>30019788
jesus, that sounds miserable. at least cheap rum has some flavor besides just alcohol
>>30019090
faggot face i wanna punch you nigga
>>30019751
>the magical weed fairy is always dropping dank, perfectly dried nugs everywhere.
Yes actually, she is. If you ever bothered to look you'd know that. I collect 6-8 roaches every single night. I've found many barely smoked joints, joints that were poorly rolled and given up on and tossed with all the weed left inside, and I've even found baggies with gram nugs inside. Weed is all around you, just waiting to be found. I get high every day just from the stuff I pick off the ground. I don't remember the last time I had to pay for weed like some cuck.
>>30019843
hi official homo! glad to see the AIDS hasn't killed you yet
>>30019824
I see. can non CA residents get CA cards?
>>30019794
cheers to you too
Please don't drink so much, Samson. You're literally dying ;~;
>>30019826
it's not about flavor. it's about getting fucked up.
don't you know this by now?
>>30019885
Nevada residents can, we had an article in our weekly alt-paper telling everyone how to do it. As long as you use a federal ID like a passport to get your CA card it's all legal.
Are you on r9k 24/7, samson? Damn...
>>30019885
this guy is cute.
is this actually him or just someone using his picture because ive seen it like 5 times today
>>30019090
You're the only attention whore tripfag left now, I've not seen any others in a while.
When will you fuck off?
>>30019855
maybe where you live. with all the hobos around here, any cash or drugs that gets dropped is quickly snapped up. usually, the South Bay is where I have better luck with that sort of thing, Sillycuck Valley asshats are wasteful as fuck
Cheers :3
>>30019090
Holy shit samson I didn't think you would still be here!
I might join you drinking, just about an hour ago, do you smoke pot or use any other drugs?
>>30019948
It's him. He's our local alcoholic and train enthusiast.
Drink straight from the bottle.
don't use that baby cup.
>>30019907
awesome
I've seen some good CL deals in eastern CA, so a trip over the border might be worth it
>>30019950
never, so quit your bitching
>>30019887
that's the whole point though
Are degenerates welcome?
>>30019961
pizza PLEASE contact me i need you on my bike RIGHT NOW
>>30019751
i think he lives in canada, they just drop their roaches on the ground. I always spot mine
>>30020024
I find I get drunk faster when I take shots
OP you inspired me to go get some Olde English malt liquor from my fridge and some crackers from my pantry.
This is my life until I can re-up on real drugs tomorrow.
>>30020045
I'm scared of motorcycles.. would never get on one sorry.
>>30019961
Hi pizza, I'm a huge fan.
anyone else like their whisky with ginger ale?
>>30020083
sounds delicious
olde english goes well with cheese
>>30020130
ginger ale is too weak, I prefer ginger beer. and I find rum goes better with it than bourbon, for whiskey cola works best
>>30020130
whiskey with gingerale is great, but vodka with ginger beer is better
Forced to be at wedding so drinking at open bar, free rum and cokes for me!
>>30020105
Hi. What kind of fan are you?
>inb4 dyson bladeless wind hole
>>30020184
>tfw my dad is ex alcoholic, so there probably won't be any kind of bar at his upcoming wedding
ah well, at least I have a job now, so I can afford my own booze
>>30019090
What time is it there senpai?
Can't drink alcohol now; just sipping some coffee is what I'm doing
tfw I can't even deal with my pathetic life by getting drunk because of a hepatic dissease.
Fucking end it already.
>>30020171
went and got some Velveeta
it's pretty chill
>>30020256
any time of day is a good time for alcohol
it's 4:30pm
>>30020285
samson do you wanna go to thailand with me? cheap booze and ladyboys
>>30020272
can u smoke tho
with coke
>>30020305
I can't afford flights, hotels, etc. also, I'm not into traps
>>30020276
I meant real cheese, but ok
>>30020412
>tfw you will never be samsons r9k waifu ;_;
![cq5dam.web.1280.1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MiFIIOu.jpg "cq5dam.web.1280.1280[1].jpg")
>>30019090
Cheers I have jagger
take it to /soc/ ya cuck
>>30019654
Do you have skype? Will you be my friend
>>30020481
you're the cuck, take it to wizchan
>>30020459
>I have jagger
>>30020449
sorry. maybe if you are reborn as a biological female and then wait 18 years
>>30020285
I agree man. I just don't have enough money right to do it everyday and every time I'd like.
What music you into?
kek I sound like i'm looking for a date
>>30020519
apbrit420
but I probably won't be your friend, I'm not good at being a friend
>>30020561
mostly metal, but also some other stuff
like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jd0VICL4og
>>30020449
pizza are tyou single i could really usea trap waifu
>>30020645
Ok nvm
>>30020652
Not single, I have a gf.. sorry
Buffalo trace on the rocks here. Love it when the ice slightly melts to give it a bit more smoothness. Great drop
>>30020645
What bands you consider good nowadays?
How far along are you on tha booze?
Fuck, i'm tempted to drink.
>>30019090
holy fuck I haven't seen this tripfag in about a year.
>>30020731
pretty much the same ones I enjoyed years ago, music in general is going to shit
and I'm quite drunk right now
>>30020692
iced whiskey is delicious, I added some ice to the last of my Evan Williams yesterday, it was nice
>>30019090
Started with a bota box of cabernet sauvignon, moving onto scotch now.
guess who has to go to work tomorrow?
>>30019090
Also...
Q: hair care, what do? I tried growing my hair out once, and it was pretty hard to take care of. do you do anything special?
>>30020939
just use shampoo every time you shower, condittioner once or twice a week, and finger comb/brush regularly
>>30020878
I also have work tomorrow, which is why I'm drinking plenty of water and plan to stop drinking booze at 9pm
>>30020200
I'm actually a lasko desk fan, ok
>>30019090
The hell is wrong with your lamp?
>>30021115
Just out of curiosity, what is your vocation? Is it something that requires an advanced degree or not? Always curious as to what fellow wageslaves are up to.
I work in a STEM related field, for better or for worse.
>>30020645
Remember when you were supposed to livestream your suicide?
I know you forgot because you're so full of yourself but I'm still waiting.
>>30021326
it takes about an hour to turn on for some reason
>>30021469
I make cold brew coffee. it requires no degrees, but having some culinary experience helps
>>30019107
Bleach you pathetic faggot
>>30019090
Why don't you keep these threads on >>>/soc/ instead of leaking to r9k? Piss off you normalfag
>>30022203
because it pisses off faggots like you
fuck off to wizchan, there you can be a whiny faggot about "attentionwhores" who are better than you in every measurable way
>>30022335
>better in every way
t. alcoholic trainspotter
>>30019090
I'm surprised the mods haven't pruned your thread yet Samson. But hey, the chin hair is starting to look good. I don't remember it being that thick in the years I've seen you post. Good job on getting a job too, I remember you acting pissed about unemployment.
>>30022418
even the crackwhores sucking cock on BART contribute more to society than you. you'd be more useful as maggot food than as a legion cuck shitting up this board with your incessant irrational whining about anyone better at posting than you
>>30022335
That means nothing from a pathetic tripfag who has to drink to justify his posts here. Jump in front of a train.
>>30022603
>alcoholic trainspotter calls someone else useless waste of oxygen
Hypocrite?
>>30022625
no u
>>30022666
but you are a waste of oxygen
>>30022575
they must be sleeping right now, it's only a matter of time. and yeah, my facial hair is improving. maybe soon I'll be able to grow a proper goatee
my favorite cis white males
>>30022836
i'm a kike though, so by /pol/ standards I can never be white
Seagrams Gin. I'm basically a worthless alky like the rest of my family. Almost every single one.
Drinking some Ron Barcelo that a coworker brought me from his trip to the Dominican Republic.
Its ok.
>>30019090
Buy some fucking blinds/curtains you fucking piece of human waste
>>30024082
but if I did that, I couldn't buy rum
>>30024064
nice
>>30023207
my dad was a worthless alchie, but he had hobbies, responsibilities, and people who gave a fuck to make him stop. I don't have any of that really
>>30024914
hey Ian
gonna pour out a shot for a fallen bot
rest in pepperoni buddy
>>30024971
not ian, just wanted to make sure you got the news.
I'm only 19 and my only way of getting drunk is by emptying a bottle of sherry into my asshole. You're all a bunch of pussy ass faggots. You all wish you were as brave and cool as me. You might think I'm joking which only goes to show outrageous my awesomeness truly is.
>>30025062
1. Locate Hobo
2. Give him money
3. Have him buy you something
>>30025171
1. Be a hobo
2. Live in Canada
kys
>>30024989
I did. just poured out a shot for my brother in the pen and contemplated the inequities of life
>>30025350
he's not in yet. sentencing hearing in august, magistrates so the maximum he can get (for the multiple offences he pled guilty to) is 1 year.
i hope they acknowledge his upbringing and psychiatric history, at the very least to afford him treatment they've completely let him down on, if not also to be taken as mitigating circumstances.
he's gone through more hell than all of his victims combined.
>>30025631
Do I sound like I'm crying? That other anon was implying I live in the US so I fixed his shit. Type properly dumbass, being drunk is no excuse to be a retard. I just plugged half a bottle of 20% Canadian Red (and I was already mad drunk to begin with) and I still take the time to type my shit properly. I don't mind being homeless and I like living in Canada as I am of age to buy booze here. I'm also happy I don't live in a 3rd world shithole like Uruguay.
>>30025740
Sorry. I know, its just hard when I go over board.
I am officially out of Ron Barcelo, tomorrow is going to be a fucking horrible day at work.
