>just want to catch some qt Pokemon like a jigglypuff
>Pokemon don't live within 20km of my house
>no friends and no one wants to be seen outside with me because ugly and fat
>mom asks me if I want to go do errands with her (in the nearest city)
>yes.jpg!
>here's my chance to catch some qt Pokemon
>feel happy
>go with her in the car
>she catches me playing Pokemon
>she yells at me and says I'm a stupid loser who should stop playing children's games
>verbally humiliates me for like 15 min
>can't catch any Pokemon anymore and deleted the app in front of her
>just want to kill myself
Now we're driving back home. I'm just a stupid loser with nothing to live for and catching a dumb jigglypuff would've made me so happy momentarily but I can't even do that.
>>30017698
You should definitely kill yourself for even wanting to play that horrible "game" in the first place.
Why are you always being such a fucking dumb loser anon? Also, dumbass, tell your retarded mom I'll be over at 9-9:30ish to plow her train tunnel.
>>30017746
Because I don't get to watch anime and play video games at my parents house ever. I can't even play neopets because my parents barely get any bandwidth a month. All I can do is shitpost on 4chan with this internet. ;_; I just wanted to do something fun...
sounds fake desu
>>30017796
I wish my life was fake...Added bonus: I'm a grill>>30017788
>>30017746
>hanging
>not violent
>>30017817
>Grill
Now I feel bad, I read about guys with terrible parents all the time, but a GRILL, LORD FORBID ANYONE BE MEAN TO DOUBLE XX CHROMOSOMEjoking, sucks for you op
Prolly better for you anyway, you should stop having childish hobbies, I used to play vidya all the time and would have gladly installed this time waster but I got bored of it and realized I needed to grow upbut then again you're a girl, act as childish as you want
>>30018600
My mom always says if I was born a dumb Stacey it would've been better
Like she literally said those exact words today
>1998
>be 10 years old
>Mom buys me Pokemon Red
>2008
>20 years old
>Mom buys me Pokemon Platinum
>2016
>28 years old
>Mom buys me Pokemon Go
>2030
>Mom dies
>I kill myself
>>30018692
I don't play vidya or watch anime at all. All I have to do here is study.
She says I'm "ugly as fuck" (another quote), so I try to work on my physical appearance (tan, go for swims or jogs or do exercise) and she tells me I'm stupid and need to study more and stop wasting time.
And implying anyone care about me studying, no one cares. Even she says she wish I was born a dumb Stacey.
>>30018704
>Like she literally said those exact words today
No she didn't.
>I'm a grill
No, you're not.
You're an anime attention mlp faggot. BTFO
>>30018784
Yes she did
She said
>why couldn't you have been born like _____, she's dumb and looks like a stripper but she has prospects in life
>it would've been better if you were born a dumb (foreign word that means Stacey) than whatever it is you are
>>30018821
Therefor I stand correct, these were not the "exact" words "literally"
>>30018844
Yes she said those words + more
Durr
>>30017698
Your mom is a horrible, horrible person and I hope you find the courage to stand up to her. It's your own damn business what makes you happy, and tons of adults play Pokemon Go anyway.
>>30018784
Fuck off, dude. If she said that's what her mom said, then her mom said that, you friendless, bitter virgin.
>>30019546
EXCEPT SHE LITERALLY DID SAY THAT
WHY DOES NO ONE EVER BELIEVE ME
>>30019600
Because you're asking people to believe your mom used /r9k/ memes in a conversation
>>30019546
Awww, thank you for defending me!!!
If I didn't already have a bf, I'd consider going out with you.
>>30017698
Jesus your mom sounds like a bitch
>>30019917
"Stacey" is a word that is used in other languages too, it just isn't literally "Stacey" its another word. It's a name, it means "girl who is a Stacey"
obvi she didn't use r9k memes
>>30021114
>she LITERALLY SAID X
>w-well she used a different word but still
>>30017817
>I'm a grill
oh that's good. i was feeling bad for you but turns out your life is actually on easy mode.
>>30017698
Tell her to go fuck herself.
She's a fucking bitch.
See this: >>30023536
S.m.h at you, nigga
gibs Pics OP
>>30018742
Pretty much my plan.
