>Just go lift her off her feet brah, she'll love it!
>>30017277
I don't think I could lift an infant let alone an adult woman
>>30017277
God, she's fat.
>HELP!!! THIS CREEP IS TRYING TO ABDUCT ME!
t-thanks for the advice chad
punchable white boi face
>>30017293
You don't have to lift them that much. You can let them fall in your arms and then make sure they rest their weight on your body to get some pressure off your arms. You still have to lift them a little though.
I've been weight training (a bit) for a while and actually picking up people and lifting them is pretty damn hard.
>>30017306
>God, she's fat.
Originalo
>>30017472
he looks like a douche version of the cinematographer from the iCarly show
Wait is that Froy?
>>30017306
I know right? Look at those thighs, she looks more like a football player than a girl
>>30017277
She MIGHT be chubby enough just the way I like them, but there could be NO ASS in that dress, it might be just gravity making it look that way. She might be fooling us all with those horizontal stripes! NOT THIC AT ALL!
not only is she chubby but her face looks like ass
literally DROPPED
>>30017874
>literally DROPPED
Yeah, she must've been on her face to end up like that.
>>30017277
they both have such retarded faces lmao
>>30017277
>anon, be a man and lift me off my feet!
What do?
>>30017998
Start setting up a rope and pulley system.
I'm sorry, but it's hard to do.
Gotta keep on lifting... :/
>>30017277
this is why ive just given up on every finding a gf, I have a bad back, I do work at a warehouse and lift all day but i'm in so much pain and anguish, I also have forward shoulders and pelvic tilt
>>30017998
>Of course I'll do since I'm so strong and manly
>*Hear something break*
>Think I'm gonna put you down...
>>30017277
>boy trying to be instafamous and a mutt of a girl
I ain't even mad senpai
>>30017490
No its not. Youre probably weak as shit.
What do you deadlift? 135lbs 1RM?
>>30017277
>wearing a jean jacket with jeans
are we back in the 90s?
>>30017998
>What do?
Goto the emergency room and have my arms put into casts
>>30018656
>What do you deadlift?
I don't. I did 100lb once though. I don't think I could do much more. I'm always worried about hurting my back. I mostly do upper body. 180lb bench, 50lb bicep curls and 40lb hammer curls (per hand). I just want to be able to pick her up and lift her. I realize it's stupid now lol. I'm supposed to lift her with my legs. I don't have a real balanced work out plan or whatever. I just do a lot of curls. It's better than nothing.
>>30018989
Bodyweight? Thats weak as shit, find a real program.
Dont be a fucking pussy and do your squats and deadlifts
>>30019035
>Bodyweight?
No I have dumbells and a barbell, it's always what I use.
>Dont be a fucking pussy and do your squats and deadlifts
It's too exercisy. At least the other stuff you can do while sitting or lying down.
>>30017277
I actually weigh less than the average woman, so that wouldn't work.
>>30019455
same lmao
I weigh almost 30 pounds less than the average woman weighs nowadays
how the fuck did women in the US get so fucking huge? What happened?
I'm too fucking weak, sorry
>>30019108
No I mean what is your bodyweight. How was that not obvious in context
>That other bullshit
You act like a fucking pussy and wonder why you dont accomplish anything or get strong. Doing only curlbro exercises is going to fuck up your shoulder health long term.
Grow some fucking balls for once in your life and do a real program. Two hours three times a week is not a fucking lot, and it will get you 90+% of the benefits of lifting.
>>30019455
6'0 and weigh 20 pounds lesss than the average female weight
>tfw even chad has to date an ogre in 2016
>tfw hungry skeleton mode manlet
>constantly being confronted with the fact that I'm quite literally not man enough for most women
>>30020577
>>30019567
5'6 (168 cm) and 110 lbs (50 kg) here.
>>30017277
God, she's so cute
I did that several times when drunk, girls do like it but everyone was commenting on it later cause im normally so serious.
>>30020716
female and you've got my dream weight. fuck you
>>30020716
>5'6
damn you are short senpai, I'm like 5'9" 110 pounds
>>30020721
you mean "god, he's so cute"
>>30020752
he's whatever. Just look at how the sun hits her skin and is completely flawless and how his hand sinks into her soft leg.
>>30017277
was in partial hospital program for depression and shit
meet a cutie
one days playing kickball as a group
cutie ask me to carry her like that pic
chicken out
>>30020751
damn you're mean. robots, be nice to robots for the rest of the world is going to be mean
>>30020793
that guy is like an 8 and that girl is like a 4
really hope you are kidding desu
>>30017277
Whats wrong with her face!?
Commento
>>30020818
>damn you're mean.
I didn't mean to be mean, I was just stating a fact...
we both know 5'6" is pretty short
I think you are a tad too sensitive mate, I don't think I said anything wrong
>>30020824
God fucking dammit I don't care about the guy. I just wish I could be carrying her.
>tfw no cute chubby gf to carry
>>30020824
not that guy but look at his face/hair/body
>wrinkly even though he looks young
>too skinny for a guy
>greasy hair
>bad teeth
look at hers
>normal weight (??? i dont get the anons calling her fat look at her arm its basically normal)
>clear skin/wrinkle free
>great smile
>great hair
>>30020895
i'd still let him pick me up ;_;
>>30020895
>great smile
you are saying this because there is literally nothing else you can compliment on her face. Her body isn't great but it's her face that brings her down, it is by all metrics below average
>>30020844
you don't need to state that he's short, he already knows he is.
Robots if you think that is fat/chubby post what you think is a normal healthy weight for girls then :^)
Pic related! Healthy as fuck!
>>30020937
what the fuck is wrong with her face? she hjas clear skin, straight teeth, good eyebros, normal nose, good hairline.. seriously dying to know what you guys are talking about
>>30020937
>good nose
>good eyebrows
>straight white teeth
>good smile
>clear, wrinkle free skin
>great eyes, no eyebags or wrinkles, good eyebrows
>symmetry all over
>shiny hair that seems healthy
>thin arms/calves/legs
>not an obvious stacey whore
Dude on the other hand looks like a douche wearing two different types of denim, has an asymmetrical pig nose, disgusting skin, bad teeth, etc. What the fuck? The only thing even remotely wrong with her might be her neck is a little too thick and short for her face, and her forehead is a bit big. But that is all 100% solved if her hair was down to cover her neck/forehead. Meanwhile he looks like shit at a good angle.
You guys hold women to too high standards, and men to too low standards.
>>30017277
So im just supposed to go around lifting women off their feet? In this rape case climate? What happens if theyre mutant gays? What do i do if shes heavier tham she looks? Do i get to sue her if i get a hernia from lifting her?
What is wrong with her face!?
>>30021064
>long list of reasons why we SHOULD find her attractive
o-ok
>>30017277
>tfw you look pretty much just like her and everybody's calling her ugly
T-thanks guys
>>30017277
>skinny body.
>fat prune face.
Literally how??
>>30021102
>woman with a pleasant body and attractive face posting on 4chanPlease be in London
>>30021119
Literally youth
>>30021064
>taking any of this seriously
You started criticizing the guy and it's not like r9k looks as good as this generally. It's all going to go to shit now.
>>30021102
>tfw you look pretty much just like her
DAYUM
good for you
>>30021119
>I only find 10/10 staceys attractive, the post
Pic related is probably a 5/10 to you
>>30021142
/r9k/ thinks any guy who has the balls to put on some real clothes and leave his basement is a 9/10 chad, regardless of what his face looks like
>>30017277
Where did you get this picture from?
>>30021168
Robots don't even think it's worth it going outside because of their faces...
>>30020969
>dem knobby knees
>>30021168
Shed honestly be cute if her face wasnt so fat and jowley. shes like a young female Richard Nixon.
I get that we're only worth average to below average women, but i cant be with a woman whos face makes me laugh every time i look at it.
Harooooooooooooo
>>30021142
thank you, I think...
>>30021259
oh boy... fucking kek...
>>30018728
>implying chads needs to ge /fa/ to get bitches
Just have a nice face and a fag hair and you're good
>>30021259
>fat and jowly
What? She's smiling, the dude also has "jowls" (they aren't jowls, they're nasolabial folds) and he's standing in the shade (where they shouldn't be visible at all) upright (where they shouldn't be visible at all.) Yes they aren't as visible, but if they switched positions his would be way worse if they're already that bad. (the shadow around his nose/mouth region)
She's on her side in the air, in direct sunlight which emphasizes the contours, fully smiling. Of course she will have NLF. Everyone, except uncanny valley PS addicts, has them. It's only if your making a straight face, standing upright, in proper lighting, that you should be worried about them. Jesus christ have you never seen a person smiling? Go outside.
Pic related: average to you once again. EW GROSS JOWLS!!! YUCK!!!
>>30019108
>too exercisy
Fucking new generation faggots are why we are ettig buttfucked on a daily basis
>>30021329
Holy shit...
HUH. OK.
That anon was joking, and it was funny.
If he really doesn't think this girl is cute then nothing can be done about it, he just thinks that and it's weird. But I really doubt it.
How can you take any of this seriously?
>>30021414
Because that's what normies think is ugly. They think average ppl are ugly and attractive people are average..
Normies are LITERALLY cancer. They're the reason I don't leave the house anymore. I don't want to hurt normies eyes by unleashing my 4/10 face on them. I see the way they revolt upon seeing me.
>>30021329
>tattoos
You got shit taste senpai.
>>30021450
>normies
they think they own the whole outside
CAN'T WAIT TO PURGE THEM ALL
>>30017277
Skinnyfat normies who have never set foot in a gym can do this. If you can't pick up your gf like this, you are either weak, injured, or in a relationship with a fat girl.
>>30021259
>>30021289
>young female Richard Nixon
you can't even begin to imagine the post-fap feelings I've had...*"It ain't me" starts playing*
>>30020721
Looks like shrek. not fiona, shrek.
SOME
