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2016-07-17 18:00:08 Post No. 30014259
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2016-07-17 18:00:08
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>be me
>at river
>chilling
>drank around 6 beers
>have to piss
>decide to do it in nearby woods
>see mosquito
>at the time it seemed like a big ass spider
>lands on dick
>ohfuck.jpg
>panic
>instead of slapping it off like a normie
>run to river
>piss stream still going
>jump into river
>freezing
>piss warms it up
>now surrounded by freezing water, my own piss, and basically masturbating from this mosquito bite
>had to have someone pull me out of there
>cock is still red from bite
