>this nigga is married and you're a kissless virgin
explain yourselves, robots
>>30013946
Heh boogie
I'm also a married fatty. Not as fat as boogie
>>30013946
Because he's famous. She was a fan before marrying him.
>2016
>getting married
lel, my man
Famous + Youtube money
Didn't he got cucked by Jamal already anyway?
>>30013961
if you're anywhere even close to boogie, how do you fuck, bruh?
do you ever feel insecure about your wife's level of physical attraction towards you?
not even fat just always wondered this
>>30013946
>the world is short of crazy / opportunistic women
>>30013982
Pretty sure she married him before that.
Anyway, it's his personality or whatever. If you can make an average or slightly unattractive girl laugh, she'll probably date or marry you.
Doesn't mean she'll remain faithful though. Can almost guarantee she's cheated on him.
>>30014031
It's a lot harder than making a girl laugh desu. If that was the case I wouldn't be a khhv.
You need to add flirt to that as well. Confident flirting at that.
yeah well, I can get up and walk to the store under my own power, beat that fat boy
>>30013946
Have you considered that he may have a fat personnality, a fat sense of humor and a lot of fat virtues, which is attractive to thin women?
> He has money
>>30014008
Well this was me at my heaviest. It wasn't that bad but before zi lost 80 lbs I got winded too fast.
After weight loss my boners were much stronger and sex felt better than ever.
boogie''s internal organs must be so enveloped by fat. how long do you think he has left?
Too bad they'll never be able to consummate their marriage and boogie will be dead by the time he's 50.
>>30014102
Bruh you look fairly normal, like a chubby Johnny Depp or some shit, and your bitch isn't a looker either.
Pretty normal couple imho, and ur probably more attractive than her now if you lost weight
>>30014102
Shit try thos pic. The cat is pretty large.
>>30014129
If you say so.
I don't see it but ok.
>>30013946
Boogie is a cuck, if I was half as rich as him I would be able to have a wife and her boyfriend live with me too
>>30014115
5-10 years absolute top
>>30014031
She was a fan of his and married him, they met online
>>30014160
>>30014102
girl is qt
>>30014031
But anon women laugh at me all the time and I'm still a virgin
>>30014160
A-are you the bull for the teddy bear?
>>30014005
>>Famous + Youtube money
/thread
>>30014185
Marriedfag again. Getting the girl is not the hardest thing. Keeping them is what takes skill.
If you need to go a few towns over and hit on girls youllw never have to see again to figure out a good approach. Don't be scared of rejection. As long as you learn and apply knowledge from experience even rejection is a good thing.
To keep a girl you have to understand that all women universally crave one thing. If you can master it she'll never leave you.
>>30014005
they were together way before he made any significant amount of money.
>>30013946
Gay marriage isn't legal here
>>30014160
cute as fuck chubby depp
he actually has social awareness, wit and fame.
She will still be repulsed by the thought of fucking him, but women are drawn to gold, gold, gold. Her pussy thought her future children would have better chance surviving with his genes compared to whatever else she could get. Also, emotional stability but who really cares women aren't proper humans. Their child need not become a fat fuck like his father.
>>30014243
W-w-what's that one thing anon sempai??
>>30014160
MOAR immediatelywhy is she with you?
>>30014142
You look like an Eastern European Jack White
>>30014160
Still stand by my opinion brutha.
Your girl has a nice ass but the rest is kinda lacking, and her face looks like a marshmellow.
Not being mean or anything, but yeah, you shouldn't feel like she's more attractive than you.
>>30014313
Comfort.
Some women mistakenly associate it with money or status and sometimes those are beyond help.
If she is comfy in your car, house, on dates, and around you, she will love you. It's really that simple.
>>30014340
We met on myspace. I follow my advice preceding this post.
>>30013946
I didn't realize he was that fucking fat holy shit
>>30014357
Well you're entitled to your oponion but it IS your opinion. One I disagree with.
>>30014357
you are a homosexual friendo
>>30014443
You've done very well for yourself Mr Chubby Depp. Don't let this obvious homosexual get you down.
>>30014487
If I listened to every jackoff with a debbie downer attitude I would never be as happy as I am.
>>30013946
easy. be an extroverted sociable normie and bam, sooner or later you'll have a wife or a gf.
really. it's his popularity + socializing all the time and being good at that.
boogie is more sociable than all of r9k combined. that's what I'm picking up from that guy, at least.
>>30014437
it's so sad though because he can't even walk anymore, needs a cane and needs a mobility scooter (yes, that walmart meme shit you see fat murrican spurdo driving around on),
>>30013946
God, I hate this fat fuck, his voice sounds fucking retarded
>>30013946
I wonder when is the last time he see his dick
>>30013946
Do you think he actually has access to his penis?
>>30014382
How do you make them comfy?
>>30014595
>his voice sounds fucking retarded
it really doesn't. it only sounds like that if you watch his Francis character videos. but those are theatrics for fun.
>>30014565
That's not it at all, he's got 3 million subscribers on YouTube and a loyal viewer base. He is the recipient of endorsements, his wife was a fan of his YouTube channel.
A social extroverted man his size would not be successful with women if he was not so well off.
The man can not have sex with his wife. What woman signs up for that?
>>30013946
>shocked that such a large man is married.
You can't get that big without an army of feeders, so I'm actually not surprised.
Btw, people always get "comfortable" once they're settled.
>>30014684
>people always get "comfortable" once they're settled.
He's been obese the entirety of his adult life, he only recently got married.
because i have a literal microdick and i know no woman would ever accept it
>mfw this guy's been lamenting about his tremendous weight for years and has done jack shit about it
I guess he realizes that his entire fanbase is built on pity and he would fade into obscurity if he stopped being morbidly obese.
>>30014721
His whole fanbase makes excuses for his every failure and poor actions. Imagine eating a Whopper mixed with a Big Mac or an entire jar of mayonaisse while being upwards of 600lbs and having tens of thousands of people tell you it's ok to slip every once in awhile (:
Occasionally he'll make a video where he angrily gets up in the camera and takes his shirt off then says "I'm going to lose weight or die trying"
>>30013946
Money can buy anything, remember that. That fatass has 3 million subs and he make like 1 grand a day. Bitches love money
>>30014648
Every woman has different needs and preferences. A little communication reveals a lot. Just learn what they like and don't like. Easy things to control is avoid music she hates, avoid being places too hor or cold, avoid food she hates, make sure your cologne is not very strong etc.
By the way if you use 1 spritz of perry ellis 360 degrees and two of original joban musk for men you will like the result. It worked very well for me.
Don't forget small gifts are a powerful thing. Not even expensive gifts, just a little teddy or a rose once in a while. Don't wait for an occasion, don't give a reason. Don't spend a lot.
>>30013946
His wife definitely fucks other guys on the side, this fat fuck can't even see his micro dick
>>30013946
How does he expect anyone to believe he's eating right when the guy has gained 50lbs over the last eight years of attempted weight loss?
If anything he's eating a caloric surplus, hes eating himself to death. He will literally never feel the joys of pussy despite being married for years.
>>30014746
>Occasionally he'll make a video where he angrily gets up in the camera and takes his shirt off then says "I'm going to lose weight or die trying"
It's pretty obvious to everybody that he's going to die while not trying at all.
>>30014771
You sound like you have an inherent understanding of this stuff. I'm happy for you and your cozy gf.
>>30014142
you're actually really cute
>>30014991
No anon. I am like you. i learn thi gs the hard way.
>>30014838
>never feel the joys of pussy despite being married for years.
you just described most marriages
>>30015007
Thanks for lying to me desu senpai
>>30013946
>this nigga is married
He also doesn't have sex with her and she fucks some black guy.
I'm not jealous about not of being a 500+ lbs cuckold that's going to die within a decade.
>>30015038
you're my type so to me you're cute
no lies family I promise
>this nigga is getting cucked and you're a free man who doesn't have to worry about alimony, asset splits, child support, rape accusations, etc
fixed that for ya
>>30015083
I'm guessing you're either a guy or a large biker chick. That's what I attract.
How often do you think he has sex with his wife?
Poor boogie
>>30015191
Never. She has a bull on the side.
>>30015017
I don't imagine boogie has ever had sex
>>30015127
he's still less of a faggot than you
>>30013946
>>>30015127
>he's still less of a faggot than you
Wow that was an original post?
>>30013946
I don't make 6 figures a year(some say he finally hit 7 figures) making youtube videos.
>>30014518
Dammm son how the fuck did you get such a qt pie women dont usually date down (no offence famalam), so how do you compensate are you wealthy? Funny?
>>30015713
Not wealthy at all m8. This is the story.
i saved it for easier reposting
>>30015746
She only married you for the green card bro. Just admit it.
>>30015878
She was an american citizen already dingdong.
>>30015746
Bro y-you found fucking TRUE LOVE ;-; while im destined to get an arranged marriage
Fuck my life
I would dislike you too anon if you were dating my daughter while living in a car
>>30015921
So how far do you go to keep her comfy? Do you vacuum?
>>30014102
I see your posts all the time brah. Good job on getting that qt
>>30014061
Robots aren't funny. Humour is social and you guys are cringeworthy.
I'm an ugly comedian and being funny gets me laid all the time.
>>30015985
I don't really clean actually. But I cook. Literally one of the easiest things to git gud at and women dig it.
>>30013946
He has redeeming qualities.
I don't.
Thanks for making me cry again.
>>30015746
That's a pretty cute story anon. I'm jealous of your happiness.
>>30013946
Implying boogie has the ability to have sex
Best he could do is rub his dick between his fat folds
>>30014160
what the fuck is with the stuffed animal hammock
>>30016192
Every time i pass a toy crane I play it. You're looking at 2016's winnings.
>>30016228
Does you wife mind you posting pictures of her online??
Have you two made any porno?
>>30016261
She knows. She lurks.
We have home movies.
>>30014487
He's probably not gay.
Her body is great but her face is average at best.
>>30016335
So you dont post it online than ????
>>30015127
>wanting to be with an ugly, autistic, salty pseudo normie tripfag
You know you'e probably going to die alone, right?
>>30016469
I don't. She wouldnt want me to and no one wants to see my fat hairy naked ass.
Woogity boogie niggers
>>30016228
http://imgur.com/a/ikfvW
Francis videos were awesome till I discovered it was an act.
That the 300 dollar angry birds bill guy?
>>30014008
>>30014142
I didn't know Jack Black browsed /r9k/.
>>30019523
Ah ha ha ha ha hahahahah ha
>>30014142
Jack White + Johnny Depp + Fat
Lose the weight and get a haircut that hides your huge forehead and you'll be a pussy slayer friendo
>>30020695
I'm ok with how I look.
>>30015746
thats really cute anon, feeling happy for you guys
>>30021534
That's the spirit fatty, never improve.
>>30021647
If I lose weight it's health reasons. I'm too old for vanity.
I have shit to do
>>30021545
Thanks senpai. Hope the best for you.
>>30015386
>>30016500
no one is more of a worthless faggot than a willing cuck. even the scuzziest, weakest, half dead junkie hobo is stronger and better than a cuck
>>30022920
Gtfo tripfag
Can i get a rEEEEEEeeeEeeeeEeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeee-feel?
Money and social status
rekt
/thread
>>30013946
He's a popular Youtuber they generally are popular because of their personality so ofc. they are more likely to to have found somebody that likes them
>>30013946
You fuckin' suck on 1v1ing me in RoonSkeip.
>>30023606
Shut it twat
>>30013946
wasn't this guy meant to lose weight like 5 years ago? this guy is successful by a fluke. someone this fat who can't even commit to a diet is 99% of the time destined for failure.
>>30023888
Y u b h8n m8?
>>30014102
She's fucking gross!Stop showing her off like she's something special brahh.
>>30025473
Keep hating. While you're at it show us what you got going for you.
>>30013946
This nigga has money and his wife fucks people behind his back,i didn't read any of the other posts here,but i am sure someone pointed this.
>>30013946
>explain yourselves, robots
I was molested several times as a child and have a pathological fear of being alone with women.
>>30025890
>>>30013946 (OP)
>This nigga has money and his wife fucks people behind his back,i didn't read any of the other posts here,but i am sure someone pointed this.
Out of curiosity how does everyone know she cheats on him? Does he know and just not care?
>>30027360
This is an echo chamber if assumptions
