>first job
>get kicked after a week
>23yo and never had a job
>1st day at new job
>celebrate after by getting shit faced
>sleep through alarm and wake up at noon
>fired for no call, no show
>>30013791
OP here. im 25
my mom was so proud i finally got a job...
>>30013829
what was the job and how did you get fired? r9k is for greentext stories newfag
Me too.
Apparently you're not supposed to talk back to your co-supervisor.
I was unaware wagies and normies agreed with the caste system, I always thought subservience and grovelling was a tv meme or for chinese people.
>>30013848
>woman boss
>woman coworker
>everything I did was wrong even when I was doing exactly what I was told to do
>blaming me for stupid shit all the time
screw them
>>30013870
my boss was chinese. it was a job at a chinese restaurant.
I never talked back tho or not too much. She just fired me because she thinks im useless despite not really comiting that many mistakes...
Lasted 6 months at my last job. A new record!
>>30013908
>women
just don't be a creepy beta faggot. you deserved to get fired it sounds.
>leave shitty job due to low pay, poor treatment and no benefits
>sitting here broke, no insurance, and I've been looking for work since may 5th.
Just want something full time, pays well, and has benefits. That's it, so I can get a car and get the fuck out of here for good.
>>30013783
>tfw first job
>it is shit and i have to stay on my feet for 6 hours
>quit after a week
>gib money
>no
>1 week went to shit
>first high paying job
>literally played the recruiters, got myself a high wage claiming other company offered me that (which was true)
>"okay, let's take a risk with you"
>2 month and 3 days later
>talked with floor manager a week before, she seemed optimistic, bubbly
>company boss asks me into his office, my layoff on desk, sign here, no need to redistribute your workload, we'll do that
>go home before even lunch
>say servers went down, pretend i have a job for 3 more weeks before telling parents
>get sporadic, but well paid freelance work after
Jobs are literally nothing, they're just one of a million things you do all the time. Don't be down because of work or unemployment. Work is less than 1% of what makes you you.
Got kicked for "not fitting into collective" which sounds less ominous but not less idiotic in my language
>>30013791
>25 never had a job original
>first job
>got it through nepotism
>it's actually the perfect robot job and it pays well with benefits, stress free and easy
whelp I guess I have the rest of my life figured out, sucks to be you guys.
>>30014039
>i have to stay on my feet for 6 hours
its not that much
>>30014090
>father used to be museum director
>museum was hole-in-the-wall tiny municipal one, barely any visitors ever
>talk with friend about work
>tells me he know a guy who does security for a warehouse
>arrive, 4chan, walk around, 4chan, go home, 4chan, sleep, 4chan, get paid
>get security guard license
>don't get the museum job i wanted but am offered to try some office building
>talk with guy there
>says before he worked AT THE EXACT SAME MUSEUM
>IT WAS EXACTLY AS I IMAGINED
>ARRIVE, NO VISITORS, 4CHAN, WALK AROUND TWICE A NIGHT, 4CHAN, VIDYA, GO HOME GET PAID
I was a little mad, but mostly happy to hear I was right about it.
Also security guard anecdote: I didn't meet one person there who didn't have higher education. There was a HW engineer there, agricultural engineer, some ex-soldier with Mgr. title. Literally only smart people end up in the worst paying jobs in the eastern bloc. Sucks.
>i get a part time job
>i am unable to muster the courage to get a fulltime job
>slaving away at the same job 2 years after
i am so pathetic
>>30014090
>first job
>got it through nepotism
>it's high stress and difficult
Can we trade
jobs should be a right not something only people with skills can do.
>autist gets hired at work
>supposedly brilliant or some shit, has high marks in college
>is a complete fuckup, cant do anything right
>super awkward, stares at people and doesnt say shit
>mumbles when asked questions
>one time got in his face and yelled at him because he was just standing there like a fucking retard
>every day in the break room we'd roast the fuck out of him, even tho we're management
>mfw he lasted a week and terminated him thanks to at-will employment state
Keep sucking up your NEETbux, faggots. I don't even want to see your face near me.
Learn to be a cyborg like myself or just fucking off yourself.
>>30014230
cyborgs are the male version of girls that think they are geek just because they play video games and browse 4chan.
you are just a chad. a failed chad at must but not a robot
>>30014287
If I'm a chad how am I still a virgin, faggot? I'm not a beta either, because I've had girls try to get me to orbit them and I've told them to fuck off every time.
That's a cyborg, bruh.
>>30014318
everything you say sounds like a failed normie to me.
Is doing online work from home with textbroker or something better than finding a fixed position as a security guard or something?
>>30013812
You're either an idiot who deserved it or a drunk who needs help
>get first job at fast food place
>normies are dumb and the work is easy, despite not really befriending anybody everybody liked my presence at work and I was awesome at it
>hardass who should really be managing an office instead of a mcdonald's becomes gm
>despite recognizing my worth I was kinda klepto and got fired for taking waste-fries
>three months later now an IHOP waiter
>management tells me to claim $XX for however many hours I work
>they tell everybody to do this
>tell them to go fuck themselves, make plenty anyways
>short $22 one check
>"claim $22 extra"
>fuck no
>closed the gap by $7 four days ago but now they're giving me no hours cause I go to basic august 1
Which cop do I call?
>>30013989
Why did you quit before finding a new job?
>>30014624
A lawyer
>>30014898
I'm broke, dude
>>30013783
>first week of first Job
>Co-workers already making fun of my limp
End me now
