>be me
>bemarried
>think cheating is utterly wrong under any circumstances
>have very intense urges to suck a shemale's dick for a few years now
>it's becoming unbearable
>lost count how many times I've looked up shemale escorts in my area
holy fuck what the fuck do I do?
Ask 4chan for help, obviously
>>30012154
book a half hour session to meet and just TALK with one.
You'll realize how misguided your fetish is.
Either that or cold turkey quit the shemale porn.
Any fetish you get through porn instead of experiences is bullshit, it's just your imagination running out of control.
just suck your wife's dick lol?
>>30012175
where the hell else could I go? this isn't something I can just ask a friend for advice with
>>30012197
it's not simply a fetish for shemales, it's more of a general urge to suck a dick, but I'm repulsed by the idea of being sexual with something masculine presenting so it would have to be a shemale
>>30012154
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NO
>married
>>>>>>>>>>>>HAS A LOVING WIFE BE FUCKING THANKFUL
tell your wife to wear a strap on while you suck on it?
>>30012154
>Tell your wife that you want to suck a dick and have a threesome.
>Never mention that you will hire a tranny
>Then offer her doing it,and you take care
>Hire a tranny
>Threesome
I solved your problem.
>>30012419
>asking for a threesome
might as well ask for a divorce
>>30012353
already done friendo, it's fun but it simply doesn't get rid of the urge
>>30012419
what this guy said>>30012450
I know my wife and a threesome is a no-go
>>30012467
Ask her to get cucked,not a threesome,and after the tranny fucks your wife you lick the tranny's dick
>>30012154
tell your wife that you want to suck a dick,because you want to try a little bit of something before you get too old.
she'll get all irrational asking "do you want to kill a guy before you get too old too?" depends on how cool she is.
also this >>30012197
but i guarantee you're still gonna wanna try sucking a dick. YOLO so YMAW
>>30012287
>be OP
>be married
>finally man up and suck a trap dick
>get herpes+HPV+syphilis
>have sex with wife
>ruin her life
>get divorced
BUT AT LEAST YOU GOT TO SUCK A DUDES DICK