Rules:
Everybody posts two truths and one lie about themselves, and it's the other anons' jobs to guess the lie. Whoever gets it right goes next. I'll start.
>a. I'm deathly afraid of heights and enclosed spaces.
>b. I've had four girlfriends but no sex.
>c. I have an unhealthy obsession with Germans and Germany.
Go to, robots.
>>30011855
B is false
>>30011876
Afraid not, B is true.
>>30011855
>I am good looking by most standard, I've been told I look like Shia lebouf mixed with George Clooney.
>I've been a NEET 2 years, I love to sit alone by myself playing vidya and watching anime.
>I am not a virgin
Can you guys guess which one is a lie? :^)
>>30012027
C is false, right?
>>30012056
Actually yea, you got it
>playing this "icebreaker" game at uni orientation
>all the normies say theirs and start looking at me
>"Stop looking at me..."
End my life family.
i've taken lsd in a mental hospital
i stayed in a homeless shelter overnight once
i lived in a Buddhist temple for a month and helped the monks make bread
>>30012312
Is it A?
>I live with my parents
>I'm a blackbelt
>I buy and resell vidya codes
>>30012431
B, most robots are too lazy for that stuff
>I have a large collection of anime figures
>I don't watch anime
>I bake bread from time to time
>>30012234
I hated this.
Orange
>>30012518
A
>served in the army
>killed a man
>khv
>a. I have an unhealthy obsession with obscure internet memes
>b. I have not killed a man before and gotten away with it
>c. I pretend I'm content with my being alone all the time
>>30012507
Actually Abut I'm moving back in with them in august
New round
>I masturbate only once a month
>I don't drink milk
>I don't own any anime figures
>>30012545
It was C
Yours is C, you probably fucked a guy in the army
A. I practiced kickboxing and actually won some medals and awards.
B. I am allergic to pineapples.
C. I am fit as fuck.
>>30012648
B, gotta be
>>30012696
kek. It's true. My tongue hurts like shit and my lips swell to the point where I look like a white nigger.
It's C. Put on some weight after I quit doing sports. Thank God for being over 6 feet so I don't look completely like a ball.
>my birthday is sometime this month
>I have blond hair
>I have a folder dedicated to over 151 of /r9k/'s dicks
>>30012740
C.
If it's true I want proof.
>>30012740
B.
You don't have blond hair you stevie wonder looking motherfucker
>>30012608
nope its B
A. I am not a virgin
B. I am fit as fuck cuz i'm running a lot of marathons
C. I have no money
> I'm 6'1
>I speak 3 languages
>I love my father
>I prefer sucking dick to getting my dick sucked
>I have a sexual fantasy where I'm throwing Doritos my fat ex-GF dressed as a maid and she eats them up off the floor whilst I jack off into her hair
>I successfully put my pennis and also dicke but not balls in more than 10 women
>>30012847
B
>>30012886
B
Originalcommentsan
>>30012912
C, you're bisexual and have only been able to get a fat gf.
>>30012886
B
>>30012847
B
>>30012912
I guess it's C but I hope it's B
A. I was a camwhore
B. I used to steal phones
C. I quit my last job after a week
>>30012998
True even though i run alot of marathons i still wont get fit (not eaten shit food or candy for 11 months running every 3rd day)
>>30013121
probably A
>>30011855
Not gonna play your stupid normie game, normie.
>>30012847
What's your marathon pr? Fellow robot who runs a lot here. You go on letsrun by any chance?
>>30013031
kek was actually B, though i doubt i'll be believed
>a.I was molested
>b.Ive done the incest
>c.I cant stand people from central america. Mexicans are Ok
>>30013178
The lie was C. , I left my last job after 2 days of working. (3 if you count the interview+teaching)
>I'm considered to be a gorgeous girl who does modelling for extra cash.
>I'm a grade 8 vocalist
>I have a pet parrot who I teach to say suicidal phrases in an attempt for a cry for help
>>30013425
The lie is that you've done incest. Correct?
I'm disappointed in myself for thinking this would be original on this board. Fuck me.
