hes okay for now, but I don't think he can take much more :(
Best course of action is to definitely kill yourself.
>>30011813
Please don't take it out on the turtle anon. Rape the little girl next door or something but please don't hurt the poor turtle. What did he ever do to you?
>>30011813
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr2pcowl0Vw
Do you masturbate on your turtle or something?
>>30011813
I see. So, after you masturbate you get so angry at your turtle because it's bigger than your penis, so you decide to throw it against the wall to take out the frustration of a tiny animal being bigger than your penis?
>>30011905
No, he's like a cat, he just roams around my apartment
>>30011813
have some self-control you stupidFUCK
you know you have it, don't try to pretend
>>30011813
turtles are designed to be tossed against walls anyway.
survival of the fittest mother fucker.
>>30011966
Nice dubs.
Also OP is a faggot
Jeb is that you?
Oregano
>>30011975
His shell is starting to get little cracks in it and he tries to hide under the sofa. I don't think he likes it
>>30012089
>I don't think he likes it
>Think?
throw something else like a pillow
>>30011813
Troll thread but you're still an asshole for posting this as a troll thread
>>30011813
Fuck you OP
Leave that poor creature alone
>>30012124
You shouldn't hurt the turtle because it's just a thing and it doesen't know why this is happening. You should hurt yourself, like cut yourself, punch yourself, or hang yourself..
>>30012136
I've tried that, but running around my apartment looking for the turtle to throw gives a better rush than masturbating does
no one gives a shit about your filthy turtle
>>30012185
Greg isn't filthy. I scrub him when we take our baths
You should cook and eat him
Turtle meat is very yummy
>>30012124
If he really didn't like it, wouldn't think that he'd say least try to crawl away faster or find a better hiding place?
You're probably making shit up to get a reaction so 4/10 you made me mad reading this and I actually wrote a reply to you.
>>30012089
Fuck you you degenerate faggot fuck go die in a fire yoh disgusting pleb
>people fall for this ancient, ancient copypasta
>>30011813
Kill yourself you piece of shit.
Seriously.
I'm not making this up. I'm looking for advice. Doesn't anyone else have a pet?
Stop throwing him you fuck
>>30011813
you have some sort of weird OCD that triggers when you orgasm, go see a therapist right now or else you grow up to be a serial killer.
>>30012617
I'm already grown up. My mom's husband tried making me go to a therapist a few years ago. Idk I thought it was a scam
I know that feel. When I was really angry and miserable, I beat my dog. He might flip out and bite me one day, but who cares.
>>30012441
But it feels good. I got Greg for only like 20 dollars at the pet store. Maybe the next one I'll get will be a girl? Do they have harder shells?
>>30012857
You should get a turtle to toss around. You won't have to worry about it getting upset and hurting you
>>30012887
True. But my room has walls made of drywall. I'm afraid the turtle might damage them. It would be awkward having to explain turtle-shaped holes in my wall.
>>30012911
You have to aim for a stud
>>30012354
haha baited xd
