ITT: We pretend we're Chads
>>30010921
Hey bro i fucked this chick at the party last night, you had to see that booty dude.
It really bugs me when betas ask me how to get girls. It super easy just be yourself man. Every night I go to the club with the boys and I just walk up to girls and ask them to have sex with me, going on 6 nights in a row now, trying for another threesome tonight. Just gotta be myself.
im unable to do this tbqh
>>30010941
wow, sick bro!
im gonna lift some weights and maybe go to the beach to pick up some stacies. are you in?
>>30010921
Wanna play some ball with me and the boys? After we might go for a beer and pick up some chicks. You in, bro?
>pretend
Not original
>>30011329
fuck yeah bro!
you should've seen the chick i banged last night! got her number too so im going back for more LOL
Hey man, 'sup....How are things with you and Stacy? I heard she's a nice girl...
It's alright bro, you've just gotta be yourself.
Chad invited all our mates for a swim...you guys interested?
>>30011375
Chad on the far right is a manlet.
>mfw 6'3
>>30011375
Yo bro meet me and my boys, from left to right
Brad, Trent, Chad (me), Brandon and Chris (he's a manlet lol, but shhh, don't tell him)
dude, bro, no one thinks I can have real problems because I'm attractive and socially deft. Bra, sometimes I feel like I have TOO MUCH pussy being thrown at me
You retards are confusing being in shape to being a chad
>>30011415
it's being in shape + being handsome
>go the gym with my bro
>we get boners in lockerroom
>end up making out and sucking each other's dicks
>we both have girlfriends
>>30011392
It's alright bro...no one's perfect. But you've just gotta be yourself and everything will follow.
>>30010921
Hey brahs ordering pizza anyone else game?
>>30011415
i think you don't get how this is working
you can be socially fucked in the head beyond repair, but with a body like that and your shirt off you'll get all kinds of attention from girls, turning you into a Chad, like it or not.
the end
>>30011617
Not really, i have a Chad body since i've been working out for so long, and not for attractiveness but more because i like to stay in shape. I also have at least 7/10 facial aesthetics objectively speaking and i would definately consider myself an attractive person, i've seen a lot of stacies and good looking girls checking me out, but there's no help if you're still an autistic robot with a shitty personality and social disability. Girls may look at you, but they will probably never come to you, don't expect that shit like Elliot Rodger did.
>>30011375
do you think this is seriously "Chad"?
It's so fucking annoying to have all this bitches texting and talking to me. I'm sick of fucking so many hoes and not feeling love or a buzz anymore.
FUUUAAARK BRO JUST DID SOME KET AND LANDED IN THE K HOLE LMAO
>>30011733
Shit man, autism sucks balls. I was blessed with a schizoid personality disorder so that i can find a way around and never really introduce my self. Drinking and taking roids in moderation (unrelated to gymfagging, mind you) brings all the bitches you want and otherwise to you. i was gymming for 2 years, clean of roids, only used creatine and whey protein for supplementation, and that's what got me laid and devirginized me. befoe that i was a fat fuck who didn't even get a handshake from women, not to mention hugs and kisses. i am mentally fucked from autism, but being schizoid is a blessing because you can adapt to every social situation without expressing who you are. when you get laid, you leave so that you don't ever talk to her sober.
>>30011617
You could not be more wrong, I have a body comparable to theirs and I still get nothing. Your face and height are your fate, girls don't even care about body as long as you're not fat or chubby.
>>30011750
Well I guess my personal standards are really low then.
>>30011750
These guys think anyone in shape is a chad, if only.....if only. I would be a ultra chad if that were the case. Sadly that isn't how it works.
>>30011864
if you go for 7+/10. but your standards are the ones fucking you, not your height.
Damn bros fucking white girls is so easy here lmao
>>30011733
>Not really I have a Chad body.......
>>30011733
>>30011903
Proof or you'relying.
bloxblox
>>30011392
TFW Manlet chad still gets more ass than you
>Chad can be literally anyone that makes the choice to live a lifestyle in which they take care of their body
>>30010941
FUCK ONLY ONE CHICK WHAT THE FUCK BRO YOU FUCKING GAY BRO.I FUCKED 8 CHICKS IN THE CLUB TOILTS LAST NIGHT
>>30013516
The last two digits in my post number is how many I banged last night.
>>30013539
OH YOU MAD DOG 39 SHIT MAN THAT BEATS MY RECORD 34 WE GOTTA GRAB A BRUSKI AND CATCH A GANE SOMTIME
>>30011375
those shorts look seriously retarded.
Bros, I haven't had sex since yesterday. What the fuck! Am I right!?
I'm just going to fuck a fat girl off of tinder, because I'm getting desperate. Hopefully my fwb doesn't find out, because she'd kill me. Wish me luck bros.
>>30011375
>the blonde guy and the far right guy tryina fit in with the chads
kek
>>30010921
I had to be the designated driver on Friday. Yeah, I know, it sucked.
>>30011375
>poorly fitting cargo shorts
>autism shoes
>generic, bland haircuts
this isn't chad
![New_Balance_1500_BLOG[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MqIOkuL.jpg "New_Balance_1500_BLOG[1].jpg")
Just got these new running shoes.
Pretty ugly right? Don't worry babes I just needed a cheap pair for the marathon today, I wouldn't touch them otherwise.
Damn dudes I still cant believe i scored 5 touchdowns on friday. And i still had the energy to fuck Stacy in the back of my Ford F-150!
GUYS I'm so depressed :((((( my girl left me man. I don't know if I'll make bros, hold me ;^(
>>30013685
haha that's really cool man i'm so happy for you. Wanna have $10,000? I have a stack of wads just lying around my house haha!
>>30013689
shit i know how you feel man, my girl left me too
but then she returned a day later with a chick and wanted to have a threesome lmao
sup bros its ya boi
just chillen ya know
gf is coming over later, so yeah but in the mean time lets hit the gym
yo if you trying to hit the bar tomorrow night im down too, lemme know if you up, brad dont pussy out on me like last time haha jus playin
t. chad
This crazy dude at school who is really mute all the time, yeah that one without friends ... i gave him a big ol ass beating.
thats what you get for looking at my BFF
lol
>>30013777
thats not cool man what the fucks your problem
each of us carries a soul just let people be man
just chill out damn
>>30013777
you talkin bout Steve bro? I shoved him on the ground yesterday to see him roll over like a fuckin turtle. Was funny as fuck bro XD
>>30011375
Everyone stops doing the 'The-more-oversized-the-cargo-shorts-are-the-cooler-you-are' game in early middle school. No fucking way is that a group of chads
Come fuck me Chad
>>30013852
Yeah bro. that little wussthat is me :'(I stole his laptop and saw all these pictures of girls. he is such a creep i burned that thing
so the only things chad talks about are girls and "ball"?
>>30014044
can't have both at once
>>30010921
There's this one weird kid at school who need my help here. Kind of looks like he wants a girlfriend, so I told him to be himself yet he said it's not working!
Any more advice I should give him?
>>30014044
you gay bro? Who doesn't talk about girls and ball?
>>30014158
Tell him he has put put himself out there, he can't just get a bitch by playing world of warcraft or whatever these dweebs do lol
just played skyrim when my fuck buddy gave me awesome blowjobs
>>30014158
Tell him hit the gym brah! Tell him to get that six pack and chicks will automatically sit on his dick.
>>30011375
>the little dyel troll on the right
>chad
>>30011733
>>
Who told you you are 7/10?
Pic attached is 9/10 for reference. How can you compete?
Guess what brahs. When I was working out I saw some skinny stick loser walk in the gym. LOL. Me and some chicks I just met told him to get out. He was all red and shit
>>30010921
what the fuck are you doing at our party, you fucking nerd. Hey mike, get a load of this loser. He thinks he's part of the team
>>30011375
Middle guy gets the most pussy followed by the guy on the left. The manlet on the right gets no pussy no matter how much he lifts. Manlets are forever perma-virgins.
>>30014812
>9/10
more like a 3/10 lol
>>30013600
The blonde guy has the best arms and face tho.
Being blonde isn't a negative if you're attractive enough to make it a distinguishing feature, which that guy is. It only counts against you if you're already ugly and beta.
>>30014970
Too bad most blonde males look more like boys these days. This guy was blessed with some seriously masculine genes.
>>30010921
I added this chanslut on skype last evening and she was masturbating on cam for me within an hour. She keeps sending me messages and wants to call, but I don't really care about her, I was just drunk and bored.
Should I just block her? She's kinda hot, but I don't date nerdy girls who hang out on chans or skype and Stacy wants to "date" (fuck) tonight anyway.
'90 Chads are the best Chads
>>30015041
Will I pass?
originoes
>>30015136
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>>30015136
>>30015149
You will pass alright as a lewd trap sissy.
>>30015136
No sorry. You can kind of see the sperginess on you.
>>30015149
This has to be shopped.
H-hi Chad. How's life treating you? Y-yeah I've had sex with tonnes of girls hahah! What kind of loser could last a day without sex am I right hahah? Don't worry Chad we were still friends when you shoved me into the lockers, r-right?
>>30015210
C'mon, it was just a prank brah.
>>30014812
>selfpost your ugly mug
>call yourself 9/10
hahahaha, only in your dreams dude
you're well below average
>>30011466
It's never gay if you say "no homo"
happens to me all the time brah, don't worry you can still smash... no homo
>>30013657
>buying new shoes for a marathon
>>30015267
>buying cheap shoes for a marathon
>>30014812
You have a good sense of humour anon
>>30010921
Hey anon want some weed or anon dont be a pussy and drink some beer.Anon bet you did some crazy shit back in your day. How many girls did you bang?
>>30015136
>>30015149
Too feminine for women to like. This is why people often say that blonde girls are very sexy because they are feminine where as the males are ugly because they look too feminine. Blonde hair blue eyes just gives a very feminine look.
Unless you look like that football chad or pic related you are likely not going to look masculine enough. Cheer up though. Black women have it the worst because they look extremely masculine.
>>30015304
>beat up old sneakers
>not GOAT for running
i've run holes into 2/3rds of the soles of my sneakers
>>30015414
First of all beat up does not equal cheap.
Secondly, whose wearing shoes w/ holes for a marathon?
Fucking autists. Do you even run brah? Stick to opining about world of wizards or whatever that nerd shit is.
>>30015376
What the fuck, I'm glad I'm from an aryan state where the majority are blue eyed and many people are blonde.
Blonde hair is not feminine at all. You must think so because where you live only dumb brown eyed cows dye their hair blonde, and nobody has natural blonde hair.
>>30015486
Nah blonde hair is a little fay.
Ever heard the expression "tall DARK and handsome"?
>>30015569
Not around here, no. Most people here prefer blue eyes and light hair. I guess it depends on what you grow up around and people like things that make them feel at home. So you like niggers and mexican chicks, while I like blue eyed qts.
>>30015569
This
(original post here)
>>30015595
Dark doesn't mean ethnic retard.
>>30015651
Correct.
Black hair blue eye master race reporting in.
>>30015595
Blonde women say otherwise these days.
>>30015452
i ran six miles to work on a daily basis when i was younger. that's a half marathon and some extra. you can't concieve of it because you aren't aware of how tough your feet can get. honestly wouldn't be surprised if sneakers are a conspiracy to keep peoples feet soft and squishy so they develop physical problems later in life. i prefer vibrams for the most part.
>>30015682
>brown eyes
>hair dyed blonde
Shit tier subhuman.
>>30015688
>6 miles
>half marathon
Cool story moron.
>>30015688
Old-timey running shoes had crazy thin soles, all until shoe execs started meeting "support" to sell inch-thick soles.
Seeing people run on their heels upsets me.
>>30015745
It's almost like technology is advancing.
>>30015699
Oh really now? How do you explain all these blonde girls breeding black then?
>>30015745
Untrue. Pic related is pretty much the father of the modern day running shoe. It's sole isn't any thiner than the 2016 running shoes I wore this morning.
Why do robots always have such retarded opinions about running. Is it because it's the only 'sport' where there Forest Gump-esque retardation is somewhat an assest?
>>30015736
and from*** i assumed you could infer that
>>30015765
yes, technology is advancing, the obesity epidemic was engineered because fat people make more money for the medicare industry, and they can't run against hard pavement or their fragile ankles snap.
>>30015852
>wears thin soles
>you're retarded for arguing against thick sole shoes
let's ignore that for now
have you been in a non-high end shoe store lately? 80% of the stuff is high sole, trainers take up maybe a third of the store, and when you do get a low sole shoe it's fitted with fancy bullshit and sold as a high-end product for some unsourcable mystery cause.
a lot of the shoes have this pure shit horseshoe on the bottom of the heel to. doesn't do anything but worsen the impact of your heel against the ground when your heel presses into it.
>>30011733
that's fucking true, i was rated 7/10 face on soc, decent body, manly full beard, dressing nice, but social disability, too fucking shy, feel nervous talking to girls, bad social skills, low self estreem.. not many friends, zero female friends - contact , and other social autistic shits.. i'm 20 never had a gf, only 1 kiss in the lips from a drunk girl at the age of 20 yo. (few months ago), feels bad man, every time i go out, too shy to talk with girls, or don't know what to say, so i just stay there waiting, but zero girls approach me
pic rel - my body (i know i'm slim, i'm not telling my body it's awesome, but decent)
>>30010921
haha bro, this thread!
Dude I am so bored right now, want to head down to the beach? I met some girls on like tuesday, they said they wanted to hang out maybe hook up
this is one of them, got her friend to take a pic lol
>>30016437
Work on those pecs brah
>>30013587
yet they still fuck
u mad
that's not even a good photoshop op. looks how fucked up his abs are.
>>30011392
but since you're here i assume you're about 300lbs heavier than manlet chad brah
