encounters with females
story time
>be me
>meet girl 8/10, 9/10 with makeup
>meet her irl, exchange details, her friends are my friends
>start texting her
>constantly start conversations
>she probs thinks im annoying
>eventually she starts texting me willingly
>she first texts everyday
>horyshet.png
>we keep talking, turns out we have a shit ton in common
>goes on for a year
>one day she says that im her best friend
>shrug it off, actually happy that im her best friend
>finally realize that this is what the fabled friendzone is
>block her on all forms of social media
i want to die
>>30009877
Why didn't you make a move sooner?
>>30009917
my autism, guess i just suck with girls
>In club with normie friends
>girl approaches me
>can't dance
>ask her if she wants a drink
>get her a drink
>obviously uncomfortable
>dance akwardly
>dance akwardly for over an hour
>she loses interest
>desperately ask for her number
>no
>mfw I got one chance and blew it.
>>30010014
Nigga I was in club with my friends like 7 times I think? Only thing I managed to do was dance a few times, kiss once (I actually forced the girl to kiss me for some reason) and thats all. Only literal whores go to clubs and not a single one was interested. Going to club so many times and not getting your dick wet at least once is actually achievement itself. I really am a lost cause
>>30009877
I feel sad when stuff like this happens cause there's a chance you weren't frirndzoned at all. I told my boyfriend he was my best friend before we got together. I wonder if that girl is sad and wondering why you lost interest
>>30010151
I feel sad when normal faggots like you won't fuck off already
>>30010151
holy crap your right i want to die even more
You guys will love this one
>2 normies invite me for pre-drinking and going to a bar afterwards
>Go with them because muh dik
>Arrive slightly buzzed, try talking to a few people but don't know anyone
>After a while a girl friend of one of the guys I went with aproaches me
>"Anon, you should ask stacy to dance with you, she likes you!"
>Ask the stacy to dance
>Can't dance for shit and am drunk
>She comes closer and I start sperging out
>Decide fuck it it's now or never
>Proceed to lick eachothers mouths for 5 minutes straight
>It's sloppy and wet and I'm groping her tits and ass like crazy
>After a while open eyes, half of the club looking at us
>They all start woohoo-ing
>Litteraly no clue wtf is happening but at least noone bashed my face in yet
>Wake up next morning at friends place
>Tells me the girls name, turns out she goes to the same school as us and she's also a friend of those 2 guys I went with
>Then he tells me she has a boyfriend
>Don't really care but feel like a dick for the boyfriend
>Then my friend also tells me the other guy that went with us has had a crush on her for like 2 years
>Now I do feel bad
That was my first kiss, it was so romantic.
Gotta love girls man
>>30010276
I have fetish for cuckolding others. I want to be that guy that fucks someone else s gf in front of their eyes. Or beating up someone and taking their gf
>>30010276
at least you've kissed
ohrignal coimaint
>>30010332
To be honest I dont care that much about her current BF since I dont know him but I do feel bad for my friend since I made out with and groped the shit out of his 2 year long crush without even knowing her name.
>>30010348
It wasn't that great though man, and she was pretty hot too so I figured I'd at least get a hard-on but no.
It's really all about the personal connection and that's bad because otherwise I could've maybe faked being a chad.
>>30010358
dont worry same thing happened to me. It hurt when it happened to me, it will hurt him but if she was interested in him she would already be with him. You did him a service for showing him she is a slut
>>30009877
>shrug it off, actually happy that im her best friend
>block her on all forms of social media
you had a friendship that made you happy and could have become something more, and you threw it away because of an internet meme
memes irl: not even once
>>30010584
i actually felt like a normalfag before this but now i feel like i belong here
>>30010110
nah its not senpai.
i dont know what clubs you're going to but most people don't hook up, i dont know how it is in america but I go to deep house (lol) clubs and the only pople that hook up are the homos.
people fuck through tinder or uni, not clubs man, thats were everyone just spasses out on drugs.
>>30010276
lmao my first kiss happened in the same manner only it was with a chubby indian at a park at like 4 am surrounded by her friends and my one friend begging me to stop moaning.
fuck.
her tits were huge. i ran home after she tried to feed me a cupcake romantically and i saw her in the light. what a day.
>>30009877
Just unpack your feelings toward her before you block her you fucking pussy.
>>30009877
>finally made a friend
>immediately cut her out of my life
>why don't I have friends?
I mostly don't care enough to keep relationships alive. I'm not actively destroying them.
>>30010649
yea, thanks anon i think we've already established im a complete shithead for throwing her away
>>30009877
>block her on all forms of social media
You fucking idiot.
>>30010605
Im east european. Girls are sluts here by default you dont even need to go to clubs to meet a whore that is willing to suck you off and I still managed to be virging for 18 years
>>30010276
That's very alpha anon. You'll become the spooky gf ass-fuckihg cuckold monster
>>30010584
You're wrong. The girl clearly just friend zoned the shit out of him. And no girls would like beta friend. They're "nice guys" to girls
>and she already fuck alpha chads on the side
Is chad thundercock her friend? I don't think so. Best friend means cuck beta shit. She'll probably complain to OP about how chad fucks and dumps her
>>30010755
agree, a 7/10 slut i knew for a long time fucked me when we were drinking together, didnt even have to do anything, turns out she had a crush on me for a very long time. lost contact with her, and havant had sex since, fuck me
>>30010805
yeah man she totally did. she constantly talked to me about other dudes
>went out drinking for friends birthday last night
>first time out in over 2 years
>friends friend is a 9/10 super qt
>able to talk to her after several drinks
>warming conversation about anime and anxieties
>i think i'm in love
>ask her how she knows our mutual friend
>"My Boyfriend is friends with...."
>all my hopes crumble around me
Seems like this is always going to be the case, I'm too old. Literally all my friends are in relationships.
There's no hope is there?
>>30010873
i feel ya mann i feel ya
>>30010251
You can fix this. Don't be so self destructive and try to salvage this.
>>30010933
how tho, how can i fix this? please guys halp me, maybe i dont have to be a robot after all
>go to friend's birthday party
>woman there that I've never met
>I run a trivia game for the party and we chat
>decide I like her but I'm not going to see her for another year if I don't do anything
>add her on facebook and ask her out
>we go to see the good the bad and the ugly in a theater
>been together for four years now
>>30010251
M8 just say it to her. If you succed you will get puss, if you fail just block her
>>30010014
retard you should have been honest andd joked about how you can't dance.
>>30009877
Lol what a moron. What did you really think such attractive girl would like you?
Even if you dated her she would just cheat on you
>>30009877
>>be me
Who else could you have been OP?
Your brother?
>>30010276
>the sound of people whooing in unison
literally my PTSD
>Wagecuck at a busy bar/nightclub
>collecting empty glasses
>stacked just overhead high
>7.5/10qt approaches
>"wow,that's a talent"
>"No, it's my job"
>she proceeds to help collect glasses for me
>Stack glasses higher than I ever have before
>atleast 6'7ft of glasses
>She gives be the last glass in the area
>Sweat dripping from my brow
>Her and her friends all watching me
>Have fully extend my arm and use my fingernail to fit the glass into the rest of the stack
>After some struggle I manage it
>Group claps and cheers
>7.5qt turns and makes out with her friend
>mfw she was a lesbian the whole time
>>30010276
REEEEEE OFF MY BOARD
