You can not be a robot if:
>you've ever had a close relationship with a female
>you've never been admitted to the psych ward
>you haven't been a shut-in for longer than 6 months
>you're over 5'10 or attractive
>a female has ever showed romantic interest in you
>you haven't been on 4chan for at least 5 years
fuck me why not
>>30009726
why do girls care if you are tall? they are such fucking assholes. like why does it matter. as a man i have logic. and it does not really matter how tall anyone is. girls are evil.
>>30009726
>you've ever had a close relationship with a female- i did.
>you've never been admitted to the psych ward- i have
>you haven't been a shut-in for longer than 6 months- i have
>you're over 5'10 or attractive- i am not
>a female has ever showed romantic interest in you- she did
>you haven't been on 4chan for at least 5 years-only 2-3 years
i am a hybrid .
i hope youfucking kill yourself worthless fucking midget
>>30009726
>Blessed with good bonestructure & facial genetics
>Blessed with willpower and hapiness
>Blessed to be able to be rippedas fuck
>Blessed to have made probably millions and become teenage girls wet dream
>Is a manlet
There just might be a god, robots
>>30009726
5/6
the lack of height/attractiveness thing is the only one I don't have
>>30009726
>You're white.
Pepe was hll
>>30009748
Because society will judge them for dating what is basically a hyperactive squirrel. That means people will assume the guy is rich or has a big dick which in turn means they assume the girl is a golddigger or a size queen. So it's in any girl's best interest to not date a short guy.
>>30009817
Normalfag is normalmad
lol women have literal reptilian brains, how can you not see this?
it's almost unfathomable how stupid they are. like monkeys obsessed with shiny objects tier stupid.
but that pic also looks doctored and trollish.
>you've ever had a close relationship with a female
I haven't
>you've never been admitted to the psych ward
I'm not mentally ill (atleast seriously)
>you haven't been a shut-in for longer than 6 months
Check
>you're over 5'10 or attractive
6'2 and OK looking
>a female has ever showed romantic interest in you
Only a few I know of
>you haven't been on 4chan for at least 5 years
3 years
I'm a robot and this will not change the fact
>>30009726
If you make shitty posts about your shitty normie problems
>You are a normie
If you give people shitty normie advice in threads that don't even ask for advice
>Go to /adv/ you fucking normie
If you make posts about your gf/friends/loving family in threads about NOT having those things
>FUCK OFF FUCKING NORMALFAG
If not, you're welcome to stay.
>>30009726
you forgot the number one criteria faggot:
if your penis has been inside a vagina, and you didnt pay for it, you are not a robot and need to leave right now
this is the absolute minimum requirement for robothood
>>30009726
>if you are straight you can not be a robot
>>30010236
But they will only assume this because no woman would take them because people would assume it.
Wow,, modern society.
>you've ever had a close relationship with a female
check, both only lasted like a week
>you've never been admitted to the psych ward
Been so often they should give me a discount
>you haven't been a shut-in for longer than 6 months
Sorta check, been a shut in for years in the past though
>you're over 5'10 or attractive
Half a check, not sure on this one, I'm below that height and the second one is a matter of opinion
>a female has ever showed romantic interest in you
Check
>you haven't been on 4chan for at least 5 years
Been here longer
Can I be here?
>>30009726
im fine with not being a failure
