even robots don't want me
>>30009622
damn those are some busted boobs tbqh
>>30009622
How old are you?
oregegmbshjbfe
There's nothing remotely appealing about your body. You have the tits of a 50 year old female that didn't have enough hormones to mature into an actual woman.
Perhaps, but this cyborg would happily take you
Who am I kidding....you wouldn't want this
You look a bit awkward but I'd still definitely give you the dick if you were kinky. You have a nice shape and aren't fat. Do you do anal?
>>30009622
why are you hiding your vagina?
Damn those hips I'd kiss you all over
>>30009656
No, stop.
/puts on Wonka hat
tits and timestamp then fuck off or fuck off
bunch of thirsty faggots
>>30009622
>Breast implants
>Solved
That's a ridiculously easy thing to fix.
Something anyone with a brain would've thought about even before they turned 18.
>>30009622
I want you, I'll worship you, the ground you walk on. Please. Where do you live?
>>30009622
would smash. awesome hips, nice skin
>>30009622
tits or .....oh
GET THE FUCK OUT!
>>30009622
I think your weird tits look cute. But no, I highly doubt I would want to be in a relationship if I knew you as a person.
This is the equivalent of a dried up circumcised dick but everyone just hops on it. There's a stark disparity here between sexes but I guess there's no recoup for that. Men are destined to just take it and women get free reign whatever their flaws.
>tfw would pay for your breast surgery if you wanted it
You're pretty cute, but then you'd just leave me and I'd of spent 5k for nothing
>>30009622
it's not about your tits, its that you probably are a horrible person like me and everyone else here.
>>30009700
>Breast implants
dude just spend thousands of dollars and undergo surgery problem solved
>>30009721
Hes right, your body is perfect, get some breast implants and you are a basic 7-9 depending on your face.
>>30009622
rest is ok, would bang and gf
>>30009622
youre right roflmao youd be better with no tits at all
Is this the thread for fembots with 0/10 bodies?
You don't even look that bad. If you hate your tits just keep your bra on if you ever get intimate with a man. Men don't find insecurity unattractive so you'll be fine.
>>30009849
The stomach stuff just means you were fat once, it's not super attractive but it wouldn't turn me off. The gross part is the fucking blue hair, get that degenerate shit out of here
>>30009849
I'd post mine but I'm not a whore.
But my tits are gross and so is my stomach. Not even fat.
>>30009849
>ever dyeing your hair
>>30009745
It's like $5k, something you'd normally save up for if you've been doing summer jobs before you turned 18.
>>30009898
be my non-whore gf please
>>30009849
Been pregnant? Or ex-fatty?
>>30009656
you are being ironic right?
>>30009849
Just imagine that this girls is in his early 20s probably and already has a body like this. So if you marry her, you'll have to live with this for 20+ years. Sad.
youre basically flat, which i can tell you right now a lot of guys are into.
>>30009955
Bit harsh, if you like her who cares?
I'll be your bf, but the problem is that I'm a 5'5 manlet and non white.
You "robots" are the biggest hypocrites I've ever known.
>>30009984
>>30010007
You two know what's up, it really is what's on the inside that counts to me.
>>30009622
at least you can fix that
I want to make sweet, sweet love to you and your lovely hips, OP
>bf likes big boobs, that are perky and firm, like all men duh
>I have saggy small tits like the women in this thread
>has to suffer with me for the rest of his life>or till he upgrades me to a stacey
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
don't reply to them
>>30009622
You think dis a fuking game?
I would happily date that girl if she has a nice personnality. The reverse probably ain't true.
>>30009849
Tattooed, died hair, smug smile, wouldn't touch with a magic wand.
>>30009622
Not a guy but it looks like your breasts are your only problem so you should be fine.
>>30010143
>Trying to find small boobs hentai when you're not a pedo
>Really like the synopsis and tags until you see she has cowtits
>>30009622
damn no shit those tits are fucked
>>30010220
>born with a deformed body
>normalfags somehow think being unable to find DFC in hentai is equivalent to being deformed
Fuck off
I've never really liked how I look. I realize there's nothing extremely lacking or out of place but I just feel revolted whenever I see my reflection or a photo someone has taken of me. I don't let anybody get close to me but I yearn affection. I fear I'm narcissistic but I'd like to think I'm not. I wish I had a broken boyfriend so we could help each other out.
>>30010253
watch out for the hook robots
>>30010253
>Stacey decides to attention whore and collect orbiters in a thread for ugly femanons
Yes you literally are a narcissist
>>30010253
Too bad you're not the girl in the picture, she's perfect.
>>30009622
>>30010253
These tits with this body
>100% fuckable, no effort required
>endless nights of orgasmic squirting bliss. I would not stop for less
Honestly, men have it waaaay harder.
wow cant be real im leaving i just...
>>30010253
You do like how you look, I can tell by the expression on your face, styled hair, lipstick and the fact that you are fishing for compliments on a pakistani politics board
Go be fake somewhere else
>>30010238
Sorry I was just shitposting
>>30010253
>i fear i'm narcissistic
oh shit, we got a self aware one!!!!
this is monumental, let me take this down in my life journal, a woman actually realized she might be a narcissist, holy fucking shit, can we have the associated press alerted immediately please??? i'm dead serious right now.
>>30009644
The tits are awful but she has a nice waist to hip ratio
>>30010299
>I'm not going to give you the attention you want, because you're clearly pretty.
You're still doing it, just indirectly.
>>30009622
>>30009849
Those titts completely dont bother be at all provided:
1 you have a qt face
2 youre still a virgin
Other than those two im able to deal with pretty much anything else save extreme pathology
>>30009622
You would be ok for me if you didn't shave and be between 25 and 29
>>30010321
Yeah unless you're an ugly girl, then it doesn't matter how decent your tits are.
Fuck off, men have no idea how hard it was.
>>30009849
>tatoos
get the fuck out whore.
>>30010446
It doesn't matter how ugly you are as long as you aren't fat and do anal.
>>30010464
>do anal last night with bf
>cry because it hurts so bad but don't tell him to stop because i don't want him to leave me
>he washes his cock off and then spends like an hour playing pokemon go
>feel neglected and think to myself "this wouldn't happen if i was a stacey"
>>30010446
Let's keep the whohasitharder gender war going
Does anyone have the pics for that girl with the man's face who posted around about her (not ungrounded)ugliness and ended up with a bf from plebbit?
>>30010497
>Pokemon GO
>bf
Do the exiting normalperson
>>30010497
I feel for you, but you really should spend some time getting yourself used to butt stuff before you let some dude stick his dick up there. It takes some work to get used to it.
>>30010525
Stacey doesn't have to do anal. Men would literally cum spontaneously just by looking at her >>30010253. How is that fair? My asshole still hurts.
>>30009739
>you're pretty cute
>can't even see her face
Jesus fucking Christ, so many fucking cucks. I can understand white knighting like a beta bitch trying to get nudes or to fuck a chick...but this...saying she's cute when you haven't even seen her? And on top of that no real proof that the pic is even her? This is just beyond pathetic you fucking faggot.
>>30010497
>this blatantly obvious shitpost
>dumb fucks still for the b8
I swear this place never gets old.
>>30010556
We all have to make do with what we have. I'm a fat guy but I manage with women because I put in a ridiculous amount of effort in bed and literally will not stop until they can't move anymore. Hotter guys can get laid, come quickly, and move on and the girl will feel happy that she fucked a hot guy, I have to spend an hour fingering a girl to prove I'm worth a second go.
I'm sorry your ass hurts, anon. Give it a few days and do some more gentle work with it next time.
>>30010590
>my life is literally b8
I know.
>>30010591
>I'm a fat guy
So lose some fucking weight, you undisciplined swine. Don't even try to compare your problems to mine, fatty. You have no idea what the words "hard" and "work" mean. You were born with a functioning body that YOU chose to ruin.
>inb4 muhhh genetics
So convenient with you fatasses, isn't it? :^)
Oh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damned depressing.
>>30010611
Too lazy, turns out my strategy actually works since all of my relationships have lasted years and I get laid a few times a week.
I never brought up genetics or blamed anyone else. I just really like food. It's delicious. :)
>>30010614
Right! Yeah, they're like The Notebook sad.
>>30010614
I want to put those 2 little tits in a casket and give it a dignified burial. Mournful, she has mournful tits.
>>30010641
Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damnit she has gloomy tits!
>>30010253
girl in pic is hot, you should probably troll with a photo of yourself though
>>30010614
It's like she put a dollars worth of change into some old socks and then taped 'em to her chest!
>>30009622
>Those bikini lines
Normie get out
>>30010686
>jews becoming erect
>>30009622
I'll bang you if you keep your shirt on
oregano
>>30009622
Why do all women shave ? That's awful, do they think all men are pedos ?
>>30009849
That smug smile is cute
>>30010717
Or from behind.
oregano
>>30010726
#YesAllMen
>>30010497
You're stupid if you can't speak up. You literally just have to say ow, which is a basic human reaction anyways. Something you'd have to repress.
>>30009868
Looks like baby stretchmarks to me
>>30009849
Would not touch with a ten foot pole
>>30010726
Hairy cunts are fucking disgusting. I make girls shave before I'll fuck them.
>>30010785
Then you are a pedophile. Real women have hairs, not yeti style maybe but hey have. There's nothing disgusting in that as it's natural and the way we are made.
>>30010253
what happened to her? I fell in love with her the moment I saw her for the first time in 2010 or around 2011.
>>30010497
>BOO HOO CHAD ABUSES MY HOLES
>>30009622
Literally easy mode. I'd still fuck you, but that's only if the conditions were right. Nothing about your body is too unattractive for me. Men will overlook this if you are a sweet person and are interesting. I've seen landwales land men whom had no business being with them.
>>30009622
you're fine besides your tits
I have no idea what your face looks like but I'd hit that
Post ass plz
>>30010771
>don't let him fuck my ass
>he dumps me for Stacey anyway
>>30010812
>chad
I found him on here.
>>30009868
This.
Why do girls think dying their hair some fucking neon color is attractive?
>>30010807
I don't want to get hair in my fucking teeth. I shave for the same reason. I don't want a girl to be hacking up hairballs.
Expecting some hygiene and effort out of someone isn't pedophilia, jesus.
>>30010829
>I found him on here.
Are you still looking for something? GTFO
>>30010829
Not even what I said. Just day ow. He'll slow down or stop if he cares.
>tfw would bf any of the girls in this thread
>>30010831
there is nothing not hygienic in being natural as long as you wash herself regularly. You are just a barbaric brainwashed by TV, advertisement, peer pressure.
>>30010611
Planned on giving tips on anal, but since I witnessed a third class poster replying to an anon horribly, I hope he fucks your ass so hard you get a generous amount anal fissures and bleed every fucking day of your life from your anus.
>>30010636
Fuck off normal fag, you may be better than a female but you're still second class poster
>>30010883
yourself * probably. But I think I would like to get in a shower with a woman. Maybe, once, to try. Or not, I don't know
>>30010859
>this is what they want you to say but this isn't what they're looking for
Strange innit?
>>30010883
Not who you are replying to, but in the only relationship I've been (she died) the arrangement was "shaved balls = licked balls" and she held herself onto the same standard (shaved crotch = licked crotch).
>>30010906
I dont care anymore, a (you) from a girl would be enough for me for a while
>>30010913
I don't want anyone on earth to lick my balls ! That's disgusting ! We are not animals for christ sake.
>>30010895
Nah famalam I've been here forever and I'm not leaving, it's not my fault you're less sexually active than a fat piece of shit
>>30010913
Fucking exactly this. I don't lick hair. Hell, I even shave my asshole for rimjobs.
>>30010924
Here's your (you) anon, I hope you have a good day
>>30010962
Pretty sure we are though unless you have a bunch of copper wires and bolts in you
>>30009749
>>30009721
Thanks for coming to the aid of a lady
>>30011006
There are no humans in zoos, we are clearly something else than animals. Even if you don't believe in God you should be aware of that.
>>30010975
BE MY GF
BE MY GF NOW
OR ELSE
>>30011056
>we are clearly something else than animals
Fungi?
>>30009622
Hey is that you Kimmy?
>>30011056
Do you even fucking know what an animal is you summerfag retard?
>>30011135
Clearly you will enlighten me. Proceed.
>>30011147
Clearly you failed high school or are underage. Use google. Are you really so fucking clueless you don't know about the animal kingdom, plant kingdom, etc?
Jesus Christ. "It's only an animal if it lives in a zoo."
How can anyone be this autistic?
>>30009622
hips/thighs look noice, those tits look kinda busted
kinda want tho
>>30011160
I never said that it's an animal if it lives in a zoo but that only animals are in zoos. Not all species of course but an interesting mamal like a human, if it was considered as only an animal will definitely be in a zoo somewhere. We are social animals that evolved a little bit outside of that and we don't consider ourselves as animals as a specie.
>>30010497
>>30010829
Are you sure he's your bf? Does he wear glasses by any chance?
>>30011203
>we are not animals
>we are social animals
>>30011264
>that evolved
you cannot read more than 2 words ? Are you from USA ?
>>30011287
Not all of us are highly evolved energy beings like you, but most of us pretty much still fit the definition of animal.
>>30011287
>doesn't realize that self-contradiction over multiple posts invalidates everything you say
are you from summer
>>30011325 >>30011348
I just don't like sniffing and licking genitals like a dog or a monkey and I consider that as humans, animals, if you want, that can comprehend the very nature of mater and the whole universe we should refrain to copy behaviors of animals we have for entertainment or are not even capable to talk.
>>30011389
smoke a joint and eat out a rank pussy
for science
>>30011389
>we should refrain to copy behaviors of animals we have for entertainment or are not even capable to talk.
Well then you better stop having sex altogether and stop eating, pooping and breathing
>>30011215
No why do you even ask?
He is my bf, im just depressed i cant be enough for him
>>30011470
eating pooping and eating is unavoidable to live. Sex is optional, for reproduction purpose why not, I don't see where licking a woman's ass come into this. Is it mandatory to live ?
>>30011521
Cancer is nature's way of telling you that your bloodline needs a rest.
Your compartmentalizing behavior is literally cancerous.
Since it's obvious that you have compartmentalized your animal self so far away, let's take a short break. Get up and stretch. Do some eye and neck exercises.
>>30011521
You never wanted to lick a woman's ass? Seriously. Humans are special, special in that we pretend we're not animals, we pretend we don't want to sniff buts and lick vaginas, some even pretend they don't fart, but we do, because it's in our nature. We'd pretend we didn't even breathe if we could. You can not run from your own butthole
>>30009622
i wouldnt worry too much, if you're euro just say your boob shape is giving you mental health/confidence problems and you could then get implant/treatment surgery for free..maybe even in the US depending on where you lived
you could be like a extra in a movie as an alien, aliens always have fucked up boobs
>>30011581
i don't think other animals do rimjobs and shit but hey.
>>30011755
I've seen elephants give each other rimjobs with their trunk.
I wouldn't mind a potential gf having an average body, but she would need to be nice.
>>30011786
10/10 post
googling this now
>>30010831
Then you better shave your balls and asshole
No girl wants to smell your fuzz
>>30011819
I do shave my balls and asshole because I like having my balls and asshole licked. I expect women to shave their assholes too.
>>30009622
>areola practically takes up the whole breast
>breasts are deflated and saggy
>breasts are small
This is like being a roastie but for breasts. Your breasts look how I feel. You might as well just kill yourself and get it over with.
>>30009622
That wouldn't even bother me. You look like you might not have a pancake ass and that's all that matters as far as looks go
>>30011494
You reminded me of someone.
What's having a robot bf like? Is he ugly, fat, awkward or a NEET?
