Any doctors in here who can tell me why my pussy smells like a barn?
A little background on my pussy: I never wash it and I shove sheep shit up it whenever I get a chance. Which is often because I live in a barn.
When you say "sheep shit" do you mean literal feces, or sheep paraphernalia?
>>30009621
I mean literal feces, but if you lived in a barn like I do, walking around naked rubbing my pussy on everything, you would know that sheep don't keep good track of their belongings and many times their shit gets mixed up in their shit.
I forgot, in case it helps, I sleep every night in stirrups with robot arms holding my pussy open and an industrial fan blowing air directly into my pussy and I keep all the animals and their feces on the other side of the fan. Probably unrelated but I want to leave no stone unturned in my quest for the reason that my pussy smells like a barn.
Also I crush thousands of barn animals at a time in a machine and render them down into an eye dropper full of essential barn animal oil, and then I squirt the whole eye dropper as far as I can up my cunt, every day.
nice roleplay op, bet some scat fetishist is jerking of as I type
>>30009942
Seems like your post was a haphazard rush job. You know it's not "jerking of." Maybe I'm typing to the masturbator right now.
>>30009942
>you sigh in relief as you realise your furfaggotry hasn't progressed so far that you identified this thread as a scat thread