>tfw stepped on a Lego
>tfw your parents didn't love you enough to buy to legos
>tfw stepped on a mega blok
>think I'll go outside and read in my sunny garded
>a few minutes into reading a wasp lands on my left arm
>panic and try to punch it with my right
>tear a huge fucking patch of skin off of my nose, starts bleeding somewhat heavily
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30009333
my sincere condolences anon
but hey, look on the bright side, you just got trips boi
>>30009335
How the fuck do you even do that?
>>30009414
My right arm had to curve to hit my left, but it was too close to my nose and my thumbnail tore out a decent sized chunk of skin
>tfw when my mother stepped on a lego and broke it
Never again could I construct all the sets containing this specific piece at one. Also:
>one year after moving out, mother casually mentions how she gave away all my lego because i don't need it anymore
