>Just bee urself brah :^)
>Just lift brah :^)
>Just put urself out there brah :^)
>Just get a haircut brah :^)
>Just dress better brah :^)
>Just talk to people brah :^)
>Its a numbers game brah :^)
>>30009217
>Fine wallow in your self pity brah
>just lift bra
>just buy the working out stuff or buy some gym ticket bra
>just find a job bra
>just have education to get a job bra
>just go back in time to not be just a generic kid without rich parents or contacts bra
succes = femwhores
Don't be yourself, yourself sucks. That's why you don't have any friends
Just get interesting hobbies faggots.
>>30009341
>Just get hobbies brah :^)
>just wear a bra, bra.
>Check these dubs brah
>>30009217
>just be yourself brah
Be ahead of the curve brah
>>30009217
I'm going for the lifting one, it's gonna be a loooong time until I achieve a body that I consider would help me.
Then I can report back and tell people who it go
>>30009217
>Just go to a therapist brah
>>30009506
How tall are you?
>oreegano
>>30009539
>Just be full of confidence brah :^)
Just give up, brah. It's not worth your effort anyway.
>It's not difficult bro :)
>Well there's gotta be something wrong with you because it worked for me :/
>You deserve your pain cause you never put in the effort brah :^)
I look like a fucking caveman and I'm a manlet yet somehow I managed to get with an objectively gorgeous woman that's highly intelligent. I show people pictures of her and they're always genuinely impressed.
Women aren't dropping their panties over the way I look homies. Just try to keep your mental illness under wraps and be a good person to be around.
>>30009630
You look like a 5.5/10, don't think you are the savior of robots or some shit.
>>30009645
You sure about that son? I look like an awkward Indian dude.
I also thought women only wanted tall Chads. Do I look like Chad?
>>30009630
nice, you like like oscar isaac in drive
>>30009704
You've got a normal face shape, although you suffer from lazy eye.
>>30009630
THIS ISN'T /SOC/ YOU FUCKING NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30009747
The trick to being physically passable is being well groomed, dressing well, not being out of shape, and being a pleasant person to be around. Fuck, you don't even need all that sometimes.
You see that H3H3 dude? He's fat and gross and weird looking but that nigga is married.
>>30009807
You are giving advice to the wrong board. You see, autsim is forever.
>>30009630
holy fucking shit you look like me
>>30009823
Then you have a chance. You're probably taller than me too.
Post thyself, you don't look too bad. Nobody really does unless they're hideous.
>>30009822
I'm pretty mentally ill and she doesn't mind because I'm really funny and a good person. Just need to find the right girl brah.
>>30009217
God, you're retarded, and I'm a meet, too. I'm here because I don't care, but even I know that this self improvement is the key.
>>30009862
Unless they're deformed* rather
Even then I know poor midgets who've cucked normal able bodied men, guy wasn't rich either.
>>30009883
Neet reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>30009883
>Just improve yourself brah
>>30009901
Yeah brah, why don't you?
>>30009916
>Depression isn't real brah :^)
>>30009217
Well if you do all of this it will certainly raise your chances.
Can't do more than that.
>Just smile more brah :^)
>Don't be sad brah, life is beautiful :^)
OP, most people really do just have to be themselves because putting on a charade in social situations to make themselves seem more interesting and fun than they actually are is a part of their personality naturally
as a robot you're either too smart for your own good and see through this transparent shit too easily to partake in it or you just had some weird experiences that kept you from learning how to do it
there's nothing you can do other than learn how to put on a show or pray that you find a girl with the same social difficincies that you have that isn't hideous
>>30009989
>Fake it until you make it brah :^)
>>30009989
Being interesting isn't hard if you're a normal person. Unfortunately, op is autistic.
>>30010059
>Being interesting isn't hard if you're a normal person.
Bitch, do you know where the fuck you are!?
>>30010059
You have it topsy turvy pal. The reason they're called "normies" or "normalfags" is because they're common and similar to one another. Autists are interesting people, more importantly they are DIFFERENT. Because they are different they are ostracised. I'm attractive enough that I can put on a normie mask and blend in. But they disgust me. I'm here shitposting with autists because autists are better people.
>>30010152
This
/threadolingo
>>30009538
6'8 260 lbs of pure muscle2 inch dick so it don't matter
>>30009217
All good advice, I bet you carry out non.
>>30010261
damn anon
original
>>30010051
What's wrong with "fake it till you make it"? In my experience it's the only thing that truly works.
>>30009228
First post best post.what you gonna do about it?
>>30010420
>Just listen to me brah, it worked out for me brah :)
>>30009630
Let's see this gorgeous GF then?
>>30010498
Have you done any of the advice in ops picture?
>>30009217
>be 5'4 balding, indian man with a thick indian accent
>some white chad tells you to just be yourself
>normies on /r9k/ shame you for hating women, even though they hated you first
Did you actually follow through with any of that shit :^)
Bet you didn't :^)
Bet that's why you're a hugless kissless permavirgin with rage :^)
>>30010925
Answer the question fuckface, have you done any of the advice given?
>>30010991
yes
didn't work
now give me advise
this is me
>>30010907
>>30011009
post pic of gains?
post pic of fashionable clothes?
post evidence of asking out/talking to people (through social media)?
>>30011009
>>30011071
Come on you fucking pussy I'm waiting.
>>30011140
>asks for retarded proof
>doesn't post any proof himself
>just insults people
>I'm such a nice person giving people life changing advise :^)
gymcels = scum of the earth
>>30009217
>>Its a numbers game
What the fuck does that even mean? I never understood this one.
>>30011194
it's normiespeak telling you to continue being a good little drone despite all the rejection and humiliation and remember to never question the will of the female gender
>>30011182
Why the fuck are you strawmanning me you stupid retarded imbecile. I never claimed that I have even done any of the advice. The paki shit stain baldy has however claimed that he has followed the advice so I 'm asking for evidence. Neither have I claimed I'm a nice person, I'm a horrible person for the most part. You some dumb fucking nigga.
>>30011223
Yeah but what is a numbers game? What does it mean?
>>30011240
The advise doesn't work. You're a retard if you think it does. If you honestly think lifting some weights and buying some nice closer makes up for being ugly, indian, being 5'4, premature balding, whatever, you are too stupid to ever make it.
>>30011252
The idea is that if you approach enough women one of them is bound to say yes.
>>30011259
YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGA THE GUY HAS CLAIMED HE HAS FOLLOWED THROUGH WITH THE ADVICE AND I'M ASKING FOR EVIDENCE TO SEE WHETHER OR NOT HE IS LYING. I DON'T CARE IF THE ADVICE WORKED OR NOT I JUST WANT PROOF HE HAS DONE IT. JUST KILL YOUR SELF YOU DUMB FUCKFACE.
>>30011289
Oh okay. I thought it's got something to do with getting girls' numbers or some shit.
Anyway, I can tell the numbers game thing is bullshit.
>Just stop giving a fuck brah :^)
>>30011568
It's true though. Adopting the type of attitude where you just do whatever suits YOU and you don't give a shit really makes things better.
