>"Oh look, Anon came out of his room!"
>"Wow Anon, you can actually speak!"
Why
>taken my little brother to the circus
>uncles comments "anon finally got out of the couch"
>>30008832
What were you doing inside of the couch anyway?
>>30008998
being part of it
>>30008998
>he doesn't hide inside couches
reeeee 2bh
>"Wow Anon, you can actually speak!"
I work at a gas station and had a woman say this to me yesterday
>tfw your parents call your PC your girlfriend
>quiet one at work
>announced during a meeting that I'm leaving for another job
>"How did you get the job? Did you even speak at the interview?"
Fuck you, I make more money than you now you dick
>Try to speak but everyone talks over you
>Come out of room
>Hey look, Anon finally came out of his cave! Hahaha
>Turn around
>Head back in room
>They get offended
>"Oh wow, why does he do shit like that?"
>>30009053
>tfw you actually beat the shit out of your pc
>>30009125
Holy shit I've had the exact same thing. Also;
>visiting cousins
>wow you stopped playing your games
>got a girlfriend anon?
REEEEE
>>30009391
That's pretty lewd desu
>>30009053
sounds like they're some HBO-watching normies anyways
>grandma makes this face
>curses you if you don't lean so she'd kiss you
>>30009053
>parents called the time you spent in your room doing homework or studying in order not to embarrass themselves in front of their friends
>>30009567
NO!!! DONT YOU FUCKING REMIND ME OF THAT SHIT ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING THEY ALWAYS FEEL SOGGYYYYYYY FUCK MAN WHY
>>30008799
I really hate condescending normie humor.
>"come on Anon, get out of your cave! Look what we did last time!"
>"Friends" send me pic of them with underage teens
Should I call the cops?
Wow you guys are over sensitive. I delt with those kinds of comments my whole life and I laughed it off every time, and I've always been a really sensitive person. I remember once on the way home from a basketball game in a car with me and maybe four other guys, and towards the end of the trip someone made a joke about how I hadn't talked the entire way home and everyone was laughing at me, and even then I just laughed it off. Get over yourselves.
>can you say anything else than yes or no?
>you have to talk so I can help you
leave me alone reeeeee
>>30010433
>"hey anon, you haven't said anything the whole ride, hehe"
>"yeah anon you're pretty quiet, haha"
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH I AM QUIET HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pretty sure you got em good
>>30010526
That's not really how it was, though. It was a long time ago, but if I remember right everyone in the car was laughing loudly at a dumb joke about how quiet I was, and I was smiling and laughing along and saying something acknowledging his observation.
>>30010616
Oh, it was worse
>>30010433
holy shit fuck off normie
Why the fuck are normies so talkative? Why can't they shut up for five fucking minutes?
>>30010433
>I've always been a really sensitive person
>really sensitive
Oh, you are?
>meet up with coworker to hang out
>excited as this is the first time anyone asked to hang out with me in ages
>"hey anon we're going to meet up wit another friend! hope you don't mind :^)"
>wasn't expecting this but whatever.jpg
>we eat at KFC
>i say little throughout their conversation
>they make no effort to include me in convo
>friend's friend asks "hey can that idiot speak?"
>want to leave, but can't as i'm in the window seat
>we eventually go to the other friend's apartment
>everyone there smokes weed
>doesn't offer me any at all
>have to talk to other friend's gf
>"man our mutual friend is so great wonder why he's single girls would like him!"
this is why i rarely go outside
>>30011674
What were they talking about anon? Was it too complicated for you or was it dull?
>>30011760
this was three or four years ago, so i can't remember exactly what they were talking about.
it wasn't anything complicated, though. basically gossiping about their other friends, dudeweed. not the most exciting of stuff, mind.
>>30011814
So they were just dullards? You don't need them.
>>30011926
i realize that, which is why i haven't spoken to them much since, beyond a "hello" when i see them (rather, when i see the work acquaintance) around town.
>>30010433
>>is actually a shitty normie who makes the kinds of comments posted in this thread.
>>is ass mad because they realize theyre being assholes by hurting other peoples feelings, and hate feeling guilty about it.
>>"g-grow a thicker skin so I can continue to make fun of you without feeling bad, anon!"
