Help me get laid, I've started already
How to finish the deal?
Hey, would you like to go out for a drink sometime? My number's ----------
>>30008233
I dont want go on a date, i want to bang her dude
>hahah
sound like a fag
>>30008245
you start with the date, then move on to the dicking
>>30008214
>Want to have a coffe/take a walk?
>My number is X
After the coffe take it to your plcae to watch a movie or whatever and fuck her
>>30008247
That's how people text m8
New match boys, what do I say?
>>30008214
>Hellen with two Ls
Avoid
Normie. Ree. Fuck off.
beehive
>>30008245
Move the conversation to the sex area.
>Have you ever had a boyfriend?
>What is your favorite sex postion?
But as he said>>30008257 it is safer to go to a date.
just place your phone on the floor and take a picture of your self fully naked and flaccid crouched over it looking dead at the camera and send it to her
went nuclear here
>>30008305
>Australia
Why am I not surprised
>>30008305
You just crossed the Rubicon.The absolute mad man
Asked a girl wether she wanted to meet for some drinks, she said she was busy with exams, did I blow it? Should I just ask for her number?
>>30008266
begin with SUP BOII
LETS HAVE SOME FUN!
>>30008343
Might as well dude, what have ya got to lose
Just say "give us a shag"
>>30008343
>did I blow it?
No.Maybe she is just not interested/she is saying the truth.Asking for the number asap is a great strategy
>>30008305
nice one mate, I've got half a mind to get a smart phone just to do this sort of shit
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
>>30008455
thats p charming id fuck u
>>30008481
thx bb, lets hope she thinks the same
>>30008455
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
'gve me a shag luv' would have been better tho
>>30008455
She blocked didn't she
Update.What are you going to roast the bitch?
please update op
t-t-tell me what happen sempia
Please update the thread, I need closure for fuck sakes.
>>30008836
I'm waiting with you, brother
>>30008836
op is kill
If he was successful, he would've updated. Now, he's off having a cry because they blew him off. gg, online dating sucks.
>>30008305
if thats your view of nuclear you're a fucking faggot
>>30008868
pics of more nuclear shit from you or GTFO
>>30008903
Do you understand Spanish?
>>30008986
Not that poster, but I do happen to understand Spanish. Post away.
>>30008986
Post it anyway, and translate it for us. Otherwise, you can't call OP a faggot, because he's done better than you. Prove me wrong.
Man, I am really suprised at how well tinder works, I already have 2 cutish girls who seem really interrested in a date.
>>30009004
Here you go. If anyone wants translations just ask
>>30009013
>>30009047
This is the girl btw
>>30009047
cerdo asqueroso
>>30009071
Gracias guapa. Unas fantas?
>>30009110
dale, pero solo porque son fantas
>>30009134
Primero sube una foto de tus pies
When I used Tinder, I literally opened with "Suh, dude" with every single girl and always got a response.
>>30009143
nah lo siento compadre
fotos de mis pies salen a la tercera cita
If you don't have her number in <10 messages you're beta orbitting
>hahah
kys senpai
>>30008294
>Have you ever had a boyfriend?
asking a stacy this...might as kys
>>30008455
u fucked up niga
>mfw i discovered the best opener to discover the keen girls and eliminate the attention seeking girls
>mfw gotten more numbers the past week in the past year
you need a beard though, only works on girls who you can polarize who are pro beards
>>30009274
Any tips for those of us who have shitty facial hair
>>30009274
If you're going for the "le beard and tattoos so hot" crowd you might as well ask whether they want to be tied up during all the sex that you will be having.
>>30009301
>being this forward
will not work for 99%.
its not my fault girls like dudes with beards, play what you have. i dont have tats.
>>30009282
lift and get tattoos cause these hoes only want bad boy alpha fucks
unless youre rich than show how rich you are and get beta bucks pegged
>>30009356
It was a joke you autist.It does still work though
