tfw normalfag but kv
>>30008096
>no template
kys
templ8 m8
>>30008096
63
But a lot shouldn't count
>>30008096
44 here, really lacking on the social and a bit on accomplishments
Does getting blowjobs and handjobs count as losing your virginity? I've heard varied responses.
45. I scored really well on physical.
>>30008373
No, Virginity is strictly PiV or i guess PiA iff your gay
>tfw used to be chad till' 18
>everything changed when my dad died
>>30008096
Ouch, got 32
I got 30,could be worse i guess
About what I expected, honestly. Just a little on the odd side.
78, that basically sums it all up
>>30008373
nope. Cock to pusi is when you become a man
cant post mine, says file is to large, wtf
>>30008597
Save jpeg, not as png.
I sincerely like myself.
>>30008096
68
I don't actually know that I'm depressed, though. I fit some of the symptoms that I've read about, but I'm much too cowardly to speak with a therapist or any sort of medical professional.
tfw had sex including threesome but still low end robot
grand wizard at 20
i'm fine
>>30008788
turn to drugs man
life has nothing else to offer u
>>30008096
I'm so pathetic lmao right
11
when do i kill myself
origidesu
>>30008096
>123
I'm only here to get a laugh once in a while.
i got cyborg but i identify more as a robot,
i think being a sexually frustrated KHHV instantly makes you a robot, forget everything else because that's all that fucking matters lets be honest
Last time i checked it was 55 and i was a robot, now i'm a cyborg and i feel like nothing has changed.
>>30009834
actually it should be 71, i didn't see the ''no sexual attraction under 15'' part
>>30008828
i would but i have 0 income and you need to actually talk to people to get drugs
bump i like dis
>>30008096
Cyborgs report in.
fuck me i thought i would do better
70
i solemnly swear that this comment is totally original
62
Cyborg reporting, 29 yr old and still trying to find my place in this world
>>30008096
tfw slightly strange at 85 points
94 reporting
The only thing that sets me apart from normies is that I prefer keeping a small circle of really good friends that I'm very close to rather than a large one, that I don't go outside that much and that my hobbies are all nerdy as shit.
Not that I mind at all, I get to shit in the face of arrogant normalfags while having a fulfilling life and surpassing them academically. Little beats the stupid pleasure of shitting in the faces of people who look down on you.
>>30008096
>41
Why the fuck was there so many questions on smoking
Gets me everytime I see this one
>smoking
>vaping
>alcohol
>weed
>drugs in general
All of those are NORMALFAG things to do, only stupid fucking retards would actually smoke or consume alcohol on a regular basis
ouch
>tfw total fucking loser
>>30008096
>5'7
>balding
>diagnosed Asperger's
>will climb up 11 flights of stairs at work instead of taking the elevator so that I can avoid the risk of people stuck in a small space with other people
>spend almost every Friday/Saturday night alone in my room playing video games/watching cartoons
>all my relationships have been online ones, though I did meet two of them in person
>two IRL friends, one of whom also has 'tism and one of whom is a stereotypical neckbeard who lives with his parents and leaves his onahole out in the open where I can see it
I still scored 114. I'm not going dispute that I'm a normalfag, but I think there are flaws with the test if I got that close to a Chad ranking despite all that.
>>30012819
>the risk of people stuck in a small space with other people
*avoid the risk of BEING stuck in a small space with other people
>>30008096
119 points, can I stay? Also, you kids jelly?
>>30008976
119, I know your ways. This please is great when very bored.
>>30008919
Yeah living on your own gives you like 30 points
72
apparently I'm a cyborg
I guess it fits...
>>30013013
Fuck I meant to respond to this post
>>30012819
135.
Feels off slightly. I was a robot earlier in life, but now things are good senpai
108... I guess I'm really only fucked mentally
>>30008968
If you're not already full NEET, I'd call it magic.
>>30008096
73, seems about right, but I would argue some of the more diehard points of the robot/normie dichotomy
>>30008096
>>30008178
i think i was wizard or apprentice.
which is funny as there's still hope. i feel more like a cyborg because i'm between normies and total spergs, but my score says i'm well below that.
>>30008096
>116
This is our board now.
Robots get out.
71, accurate because I'm an autist who somehow manages to be liked by normies.
61. I've always been a cyborg. I can usually blend in with the normals for a short amount of time and I was generally liked back in high school. But I still don't feel like a normal nor do I really like them. My close friends are all autists and look up to me as the closest thing to normal that they know. The cyborg is truly blessed and cursed to walk between worlds.
>>30008096
>Slightly Strange
Killing myself now, goodbye!
99. welp. goodbye 4chan turns out im normal
>>30008096
>21
Barely a Wizard, I don't think reaching Grand Wizard is possible for me now.
Good luck to anyone seeking to reach the higher powers.
>25
As I get older, I expect that to drop further. I'll be in grand wizard territory before the end.
I guess I'm a robot. Was expecting to be a bit lower down on the scale.
114.
I did a second run through answering as I would have five years ago and I got 29.
Life is a funny and terrible thing.
>TFW 44
>TFW robot
I'm not that bad, right?
As expected.
>tfw you have plenty of friends but always push them away, never becoming heavily invested in any group.
>125
>never had a gf
epic just epic
>127
>this is why I never post, only lurk
>still feel terrible about everything.
Oh boy, I went up from robot a year ago to cyborg now. (Current age: 24)
Main changes
>Depression not a daily/constant thing anymore
>Content now more
>No more "ohgoditsallfornothing" when I try to sleep (sleep issues now are mosquitoes and heat, fucking summer)
>in Pseudo-employment/training (govt subsidized thing)
>All the above: moving forward
>>30015511
>Chads
>>30014837
What are you doing that healthy diet+regular exercise+no alcohol/drugs and shit leads to no healthy weight?
>>30008096
>40
not bad could be worse right ?
>30
I lost 10 points since last time.
>>30008096
89, it would be a hell of a lot less if I never had sex.
>>30008096
>tfw just scraped 96
this doesn't even feel like a victory
>>30008733
Don't be afraid. It's really not too bad. It can actually be pretty helpful
I'm still depressed, but I no longer want to kill myself and I've been able to make a few nice things happen that wouldn't have happened without therapy.
Don't expect a magic bullet or an instant fix, but it's better than just sitting there being depressed
Not that bad, I can't really say I'd like to be a normie in the first place. Having a partner would make me fully content for life regardless of other circumstances.
>tfw my only real friend is a 9/10 qt from Estonia who was also in love with me but I am a faggot
Now I have to navigate through the hordes of hedonistic degenerate sluts who make up at least 90% of the total percentage of faggots in hopes of finding someone pure with similar qualities..
tfw thank god i'm not a weirdo!
proud to be a normalfag
tfw still think i'm little strange
>>30008096
Answered as honestly as I could. 132.
>tfw still depressed and hate life
>>30016243
facking liar, i got 100 and say 'yes' to almost all questions. i hope you die
but if you are real chad, i hope a car crush on your skull
jk
>>30008096
>slightly strange
Yep, that's me. Hang out with normal fags most of the time, but i'm a weirdo.
>>30008096
43, literally nothing ticked under social and only a few in accomplishments.
Done this too many times
83. slightly strange life is horrible. i dont fit in anywhere.
Im 21 and i resent my friends. i was weird in high school and now i want to make new friends that don't have that eccentric perception of me from high school so im slowly burning bridges and essentially doing some spring cleaning ridding of negativity from the past
>>30008096
118. Just fucked my girl. Feels good bro.
some succubus sexed me in freshman year, preventing me from becoming a wizard ;_;
>>30008096
118
>what the fuck is this about finding a gf easily
I look like a normie, but my autismo powers make the ground shake.
I gotta ask for some of you guys; why do you feel like people are staring at you whenever you go outside?
>i feel like people stare at me most days because im having a bad hair day
>>30008096
Anyone can escape robotism if they truly work at it.
>tfw belong nowhere
>>30020507
because I feel like I'm so ugly or awkward that it's funny for other people
>>30008096
Chad, but I didn't need a test to know that.
>Inb4 roo norman
I'm here because i like you guys more than my braindead friends and their whore gfs
>all of these normalfags
I fucking hate this board, honestly.
>>30021737
>Anyone can escape robotism if they truly work at it.
I can't because I'm mentally ill. Don't talk about what you don't know you piece of shit.
>>30021916
Have you tried therapy? I have BPD with psychotic symptoms and went through tons of doctors/medications/therapists before I found some that worked for me. Keep trying, anon.
Physical- 15
Mental- 7
Social- 2
Accomplishment- 21
Bonus- 10
Overall- 55 Robot
No friends in real life or on steam. Have held a conversation with a grill for 2 years.
>>30019001
if a girl finds you attractive enough to have sex with u you are not a wizard, hell you are not even a robot mate best you are probably a norman.
i guessed myself as slightly strange and i got it. test is good. btw the times i've talked with females in my entire life is less than 50. i'm not a khhv, i'm like a lookless and talkless virgin, next level in virginity technology.
>>30021995
Correction, I have not held a conversation with a grill for ~2 years.
>>30008096
18yo 118 Chad here. All I need to be successful is get a gf, move out, and/or finish uni(Psychology, minor in either biopsychology or philosophy pic4u)
Last time I took it I was slightly strange.
Breaking up did a lot of harm to the mental section.
>>30008096
everyone who doesnt get robot score leave this board now
Got 40, last time i got something around 27 - 31, so i'm getting somewhere i think
>>30008096
Face: 5
Healthy Weight: 4
Exercise: 1
Minor: 3
No smoking: 1
Don't weed: 1
Don't alcohol: 1
Drugs r bad: 2
Shower: 2
Doctor: 1
Hairstyle: 2
Pride: 1
Subtotal: 24
No sig autism: 3
No sig depression: 3
No wild changes: 1
Sub total: 7
Kissed: 3
Hands: 1
Friend: 2
Once a day: 3
Screen time: 1
Sub Total: 10
Accomplishment:
Won Award: 1
Sub Total: 1
Bonus Round:
Healthy View: 3
No Criminal Record: 1
Texted: 2
Fetish- None: 1
Don't consume the hentai: 3
Sub-Total: 10
Full total: 52
>Given everything Physically
>Still fuck shit up.
I just come here for the memes, sorry lads
>>30023213
ye but ur still a manlet
>>30023213
kill yourself
originalooiyrcdg
57 robot fml
here. take this. I don't know why I'm here.
>>30011907
Seconding this, some of the options are stupid. Things like going to uni, or
>keep your living space clean
most normies live like fucking animals, especially girls. I had to share student accomodation with some girls once and they sat in the living room watching tv and scrolling on tumblr 24/7, and would stuff their faces and leave wrappers everywhere, and I don't think they know that you can hang clothes in wardrobes or fold them into drawers
I keep my room obsessively clean, things all lined up pointing the same way and equal distances around them
I got 58
38 it's okay I guess, thought I would score higher but whatever
>>30023243
>tfw 5'11
Such is life
I scored 118. I'm not even Chad though.
i've been on 4chan for a long time and i've managed to keep my surface life clean
>126
sounds about right, pissed i'm not successful though... i'm successful by most normie standards
41
Godamnit i'm not a wizard apprentice
>>30008096
120 here m8
i think i dont belong
Cyborg reporting in..
Slartibartfastoriginal
7
Fucking seven.
How the hell have I gone so low in life?
40
is that too bad for am 18 yo?
I didn't check no significant autism, aspergers etc because I have tourette, it counts right?
>>30008096
>tfw 94
>no friends, no romantic prospects, no future, just a 30K a year job.
129
this is kind of a bullshit list. then again, i suppose i pass as a normie, although i certainly don't feel like one
