Why don't you want a girlfriend r9k?
>I like shy guys teehee
She has absolutely no idea
>>30007955
because I enjoy being alone now. I used to, but now I can't imagine living with someone else and having to deal with their problems.
Too much effort, money and time needed to maintain it. I can't keep up the necessary emotional attachment for long either. I get bored with people easily if I see them more than a couple times a month.
Why would I want something that I a)have no use for and b)won't enjoy? I throw out anything I no longer use or that doesn't make me happy in some way
>>30007974
Similar. After dating a bunch and just talking to females on Tinder, I've stopped wanting to have anything to do with them
Seems like too much work to care about someone, also I have no desire for a gf or sex.
>>30007970
This anon speaks truth. I also do not enjoy socializing a lot. After talking with someone for a few hours I want to be alone for at least a week. Preferrably, for more than a week.
>>30007970
This. It's just talk. After a month of actually being with one she'd be complaining non stop about how they never go out to clubs or some shit.
>>30007955
Too much effort, not worth it. I'm not good at being around people, I prefer to be alone.
>>30007955
>implying girls want to date me
Anon pls
>>30007955
>pic
>Why don't you want a girlfriend r9k?
QUIT TEASING US LIKE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30008063
This right here would be my answer.
>>30007955
I'm a programmer, I watch anime and play video games. That's the answer.
>>30007955
Here's a question: is it more robotic to want a girlfriend, but be unable to attain one, or to simply not want one at all?
I don't know,i kind of do,i just want a nice girl who will hanging out with me and do nothing but cuddle,lounge around and watch shit with me.A nice boring girl.
I can't handle the unending expectation of it.
>>30007955
>Teehee Chad with glasses is soooo cuute and shy xdddd
>Ew, anon? That guy is so dorky and weird, keep him away from me!
>>30007955
Because I'm an unemployed depressed guy. No woman wants that, and I don't blame them.
>>30008102
I'll play video games and mention u in my thoughts from time to time, bathing in the comfort that somewhere out there, there's another nigga who has life figured out.
>>30007970
>>30008130
> teehee
That's already enough.
>>30007955
>Why don't you want a girlfriend r9k?
>don't you want a girlfriend
>want
What? You think it boils down to that?
Had one, loved her. Then I lost her and I never want to feel dem feels again
>miss you so much
>cryeverytiem.jpeg
>>30008199
I'm not OP, but for some people it does. I personally have no desire for a girlfriend or really any social relationships whatsoever. Some people are just wired differently.
its cos i'll never have the upper hand, f a m
>no looks
>no money
>not outgoing
it'll have to be all about her and she'll have all the needs, desires and resources
that's a shitty deal
>>30007955
I stop being attracted to girls once I have sex with them once or twice. I don't know why.
>>30007955
Sour grapes / I can't get one so I pretend I don't want one
>>30008030
this.
that shit is exhausting.
I have no idea how people can just talk and talk all fucking day.
I get bored after talk/texting to girls but after a while of not talking to any I want attention from them again. Wtf is wrong with me ?
I think they mean a "socially awkward Chad".
>>30008282
Yeah, me too. Except I don't pretend very hard.
to have someone to hug
>>30008063
>implying girls want to date me
This.
>>30007955
>Why don't you want a girlfriend r9k?
It's quite simple, simpleton. As a robot, emotional bonds to a mere mortal make no sense to me. A mind allows me to discover more profound levels of reality while my body is nothing but a vessel, holding me back. Thus, the desire to spend your life with a 'significant other' is merely a tradition developed over thousands of years we have grown accustomed to; a mere social norm. However, I, as a being desiring to transcend this reality, such norms only distract me from my goal. Have fun, normies.
>>30008363
Yep, you right, ypu're a special snowflake.
I do. I'm just a fucking autist. I'm not even ugly, I'd give myself a 6-7/10 on the face, and I'm /fit/ so that's a big plus.
>>30007955
Because the last girlfriend I had not only almost completely destroyed my life's opportunities by putting me off track completely, but my entire confidence around anything that has a vagina that I haven't already known for longer than 5 years.
I'll get a hooker from time to time. Sometimes I long for a girlfriend, but for the most part, my own company is more than enough because I don't want to open that shit up again.
I dont want to. My current situation is not perfect but i am content. I have my own place without any annoying normie room-mates who would do annoying shit like houseparties or making noise. I love my apartment wich is my comfy little fortess against shit-spewing peasants.
and i`ve had my fair share of those, believe me.
>>30007955
Because I won't compromize for anything less than a 9/10.
>>30007955
I'm a selfish person, I don't want to take any responsibility nor spending my money to someone else.
>>30008108
Those who don't want one are happier and COULD be desirable, therefore definitely less robotic than sadbois who we KNOW are undesirable.
i gave up on women the exact same way i gave up on my dreams.
one day they just disappeared from my head.
i'm doing an experiment to see if i die alone without actively trying. i'm also trying to be a good person, just to see if it means anything whatsoever. (protip: it doesn't, no one cares or notices).
also doing an experiment to see how long i can go as a virgin. probably til death.
>>30007955
What she didn't mention - the socially awkward person needs to also have the following attributes:
/fit/
lifts
goodlooking
nice eyes
strong facial hair
5'7 or over
strong hairline
play sport
good jaw line
confident in other areas
possible for her to change him into Chad, ie. he's not a real robot, but rather a quiet Chad in the making.
>>30008363
He's more than you >>30008512 will ever be
>>30010153
5"7' is acceptable?
>>30007991
Someone else like me!? I thought I was alone on this board.
I have a schizoid personality and I'm happy with myself. I was unhappier when I tried to force myself to conform to other people's idea of a "healthy" social life rather than what makes me feel good.
Lots of people on here are salty af about relationships and girls. They want a gf but they're depressed/angry/bitter. I don't feel that way at all. I just prefer to be alone.
There's so much to love about the world, like nature, art, food, traveling, etc. I don't mind doing it with other people, but I'm fine doing it by myself.
>>30007955
>what they want
>shy guy who looks like a chad
>what it actually is
>some nerdy looking bastard who can barely talk
To answer your question OP I really do, i'm just incapable of good conversation unless i've known the person for awhile.
>>30010791
This. Nice to see not everyone is miserable being alone.
>>30010153
Well boyou let me tell you something right here:
I have the first 3 (maybe 4), 5'7, strong hairline, sports, and decent jaw and I'm still incredibly awkward and a virgin. I just went on a date for the first time in years on Friday and it went absolutely nowhere. I was visibly nervous and this girl was practically begging for me to make a move on her and I still barely did anything. All that happened is I put my arm around her once and I kissed her on the lips as she tried to kiss me on the cheek. This was after she literally told me to make a move on her through text the day before and told me she thought I was attractive.
She hasn't messaged me anything after that (I haven't messaged her but still you'd think she'd say something like "I had a good time!"). It's fucking hopeless. We're all going to die alone and constantly thinking about our predicament which we'll never change. You could spend all the time in the world at the gym and eating right but the autism will find a way. Some of us are just that unappealing personality wise.
>>30011146
You're literally retarded you're correct
Why don't you be the one who messages her if you're interested in seeing her again? There's one way to change your beta behavior right there.
>>30007955
panicked for years about being single and a virgin.
then i finally had sex, and found it was boring to me. and i learned to like the freedom that came with being single.
so here i am.
>>30011169
Why do that if she won't say anything?
I don't think she had a very good time. All I want is to bang but I don't know how to show that.
>>30011198
how do you know she won't say anything?
maybe she wants you to stop being a little bitch for once and actually take initiative. be the man. you think you have fucking problems kid? try being a fat 24 yo kv with a lazy eye like me. you went on a date and got a fucking kiss and you're complaining about that. fuck you for thinking you know what being a robot is. you're not a robot, just a cuck
>>30011237
Why would she say anything if she hasn't already? I don't want to waste my time become another casualty of society
We're in this together dude. We're both autistic and will die alone. I just happen to fill the emptiness in my life with vanity and going to the gym. I will never get women with my personality, so my goal is to reach peak physical perfection to the point where it will not matter and I can be Chad. It's not working. Still a virgin, 18 years old, want to die. Save the vitriol for someone else, not one of your own kind.
>>30011342
you don't get laid because you listen to sum 41
>>30011365
Sum 41 are great
Fuck off
>>30011399
Yeah in 2000 maybe.
Either way you're not a robot you prick. Girls will find your awkwardness "cute".
>>30011342
You should probably stop coming to this board desu
>normie girls literally think all males are intrinsically confident and full of self esteem they're just "socially awkward" on the surface
Lucky me
>>30007955
You're acting like I have a choiceplus I'd rather just stick to my waifu.
>>30012001
No
I'm not a normie, I have literal assburgers. I could look like one and fake it for a little bit but I have no comprehension of the female mind or any idea how to escalate. It's like I can't genuinely express myself emotionally or have a clue how to show a girl what I want.
>>30007955
They are boring
