hey robots, is this story believable enough? im gonna send it somewhere and i need your opinion if it makes sense or its retarded
>hey /k/, i have a fucking problem. theres these jock faggots that iv had to deal and theyve been screwing with me lately, so i had it with them. one day i sent a fake message to one of them and got him to meet at an area. When the faggot came i just walked up and punched him square in the face and stomped his ass on the floor. i wasnt sure if he would tell his buddies so i was cautious when i went to class or had to go somewhere where they might end up. but this night some fuck just threw a rock through my window and sped off. it was some truck but i couldnt tell anything else and i know for sure it was those jock faggots. what should i get that wont put me in jail but still put a mark on them?
>>30007547
elaborate on how you managed to make him meet you alone
>>30007547
Why do you need to lie about this story? What is your would-be weapon actually for?
>>30007619
like i mail him a police report on an area of crime, or like behind a restaurant the manager thinks he has something that belongs to him with his name. or maybe someone has something that he wants(drugs, money,etc) and they can only meet at a hidden location
idk, i kinda thought this was the weakest point in the story
>>30007658
secret
>>30007731
Oh come on, I don't care, I'm not gonna tell, I'm just really interested. I hate normies, I don't care what you do to them. Also I'm surprised the robot hasn't filtered the single word "secret" yet, that's odd
>>30007748
im gonna post this on another board
>>30007748
and i just noticed that too
>>30007843
Don't you think someone could just see this thread and realize you faked the story on /k/ anyway? Even without you revealing the truth?
>>30007702
say that you know one of their 'dark secrets'
threaten to fuck their lives if he doesn't meet you in person alone
surprise wait at him at a hidden location with a bat
beat the living shit out of him
he can't talk about it because it would put his secret at a risk of being revealed
what could that secret be? you just guessed that they might have tried raping a young girl?
>>30007892
not k, o
>>30007903
nah, i just want to beat the guy up and i know he wouldnt tell the cops or anyone but his bros. i dont know much about them and only want to lower their confidence