>tfw no shipman bf to give you a lethal dose of morphine
>>30007254
>tfw no rodger bf to splash starbucks latte into your face
>>30007254
I wouldnt even want morphine if I could get my hands on some seconals or similar (ie barbiturates/old-timey sleeping pills)
but regardless Im gonna sudoku by hanging tonight, its just shitty to have to go through such a shitty unpleasant method just to achieve what little self determination I can
>gave her a lethal dose of benis :DDDD
>tfw no mexican cartel bf to give you a lethal dose of drogas
>>30007530
do it by falling, you could pass out from the adrenaline so you'd go out while already unconscious
>>30007456
This really starred my buck
>>30008090
I plan on being unconscious anyway
Ill put on the noose then wrap a second rope around my neck and tighten it until I loose consciousness and fall off the chair (which is when the first noose engages and ensures my death)
I hope the plan goes well like described Im still kinda scared Ill wake back up but people have accidentally killed themselves while jerking off in this way so it cant be too bad
Ill try and come back to haunt this board to tell you how it went if theres an afterlife
>>30008124
Lol what if you end up in hell? You really wanna be butt-fucked by flames for eternity?
>>30008143
well if it exists Id just end up there anyway
truthfully though Im quite certain theres no afterlife that part was just my way of saying "unfortunately I wont be able to tell anyone how painful or not the method I chose ended up being"
>no sadist gf to drug, rape, and torture me
>>30008124
There's probably no afterlife
Also don't kill yourself
>>30008124
Don't do it, for the love of God, do not do it. Why is this seen as such a casual thing here? Fuck. Take a lot of time to actually think about it and reconsider, please.
>>30008167
I've read a lot of near death experiences where people do in fact end up in a place very similar to hell. They say the worst part is that nobody knows they're there. Just stop being a faggot and go with Christ brah
>>30008183
>There's probably no afterlife
Entirely false.
>>30008193
Stop pretending that you care. People are honest here. We all think about suicide. If he wants to kill himself well, that's his choice. Can't say I blame him. I think he'd be better off just sticking around and seeing how things play out but I don't know his situation
>>30008218
Could be but I'm betting otherwise
>>30008183
>>30008193
fucking christ since when was this board overrun with butthurt normalfags falling for the le suicide is bad meme
fuck off Ive had enough of this shit and this time Im going through with it, sage'd
>>30008246
>le suicide is bad meme
This is kind of making me wonder why the fuck I'm here, as a mentally healthy person
>>30008167
Before you do anything brash, watch this video. I'm not trying to convert you or anything. I just felt kind of compelled to share it with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm647n1360A
>>30008270
so do I
so why dont you just fuck off normalfag
>>30008306
Are you the same guy? I'll still tell you once more, don't do it. Look past all the memes and 4chan banter and think long and hard about what you're considering. That's all from me.
>>30008327
>mfw that level of selfrighteousness
you dont think Ive thought really fucking long and hard about that? if you like why dont you walk in my shoes for a while see how you like it. no just fuck off normalfag
>>30008193
This post is a prime example of a normalfag poser. Notice the random fuck in the middle and the automatic assumption anon hasn't thought suicide through.
>>30008246
I'm actually indifferent but I wrote that in case someone would think I encourage suicide since they track all posts here
>>30008380
why even post at all then rather than just staying quiet
>>30007624
>tfw you see your OC resposted, feels almost as good as a lethal dose of morphine desu
>>30008564
I'm not used to tripfagging, and forgot to turn it off
