>Coworker talking about Dota 2
>Talking about how invis heroes are overpowered
>Can't contain my autism, start telling him he should buy detection
>"Oh you play games too Anon? What's your steam ID?"
>panic.exe
>Blurt it out and tell him
>Profile is full of weeaboo sim games and anime quotes. Absurd number of hours played despite having a full time job and pretending I have an active social life
>Race home to set profile to private before he adds me
>Get home, boot up PC
>Friend request is already waiting for me
It's over. I managed to pass for a normie for 15 months this time, but it's over now. Not as bad as the futa hentai incident at my last workplace though.
Do you mix real life and videogames /r9k/?
>>30007216
Pls tell us bout last incident anon, and no but most of the people I work with are old.
>>30007216
Maybe you can pass it off as "ironic" if he brings it up. If he doesn't, gradually change your profile to look more normie over time. In all likelihood he won't care that much.
>>30007308
There's a lot less to it.
I used to do bookkeeping for a small law firm full of dude bros. I would pretend to text people on my phone all day so I looked normal.
One day I went to the bathroom and came back to them gathered around my phone, all laughing. When I looked at it they were going through my photos, which was full of dickgirl pics I had saved.
I picked it up, walked out and never looked back again. Didn't even get my next paycheque despite working 3 of my 5 day work week.
To clarify, I think they were trying to find out if I actually had a girlfriend (I didn't but I told them I did).
>>30007216
He probably won't give a fuck.No one really cares about what you do in your free time
>>30007216
your little autistic brother/cousin uses your pc when you're not at home and you don't mind it
"oooh anon, you're great!"
problem solved
>>30007682
>Lying
Way to lose your good boy points
>>30007725
but you don't tell mommy
>devilish.gif
>>30007628
> he doesn't have a lock on his phone.
Nigga peoples eyes would bleed if they saw the 1k+ meme pictures I've saved on my phone. Plus occasional porn and pol tier shit.
>>30007216
welp, you're in a pickle now. you have to sign off friends every time you want to play one of your anime games. if you remove him from steam it would be rude. what will you do?
>>30007216
>not as bad as the futa hentai incident at my last workplace
You cant just breeze past that, story please
>Dota
get some taste faggot
Just deny the friend request?
>>30008006
the fact that he added me means he's already seen my page
>>30007965
He just shared it, mongoloid.
>find Steam group for local people
>join it because what could go wrong
>realize I don't know any of these people and all any of them play is CSGO and Dota 2
>leave group
>>30007216
If he saw your profile but still sent you a friend request, then he doesn't give a shit.
Oh god don't start playing dota with this normie, you won't enjoy it if he doesn't know about detection there is maybe a 1-2k gap between you. Your best bet is to get an alt, somehow make the spelling that it seems similar to your main , and add him on there and say sth like 'what ? No i don't like anime must be another account ecks dee haha'
>>30008083
Woops aww geez my mistake heck
>>30007216
just ignore his friends request, he has no way of knowing if you even got it...
>>30007628
>leaving your phone lying around where anyone can grab it
you deserve this
if he's not a total dick he won't care, or at least won't tell everyone how autismo you are. when i worked i actually had 2 steam accounts to be safe - 1 where i could "b myself" and another very generic, normified one that i added normies to if it ever came up in convo.
