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>you will never be half the man your father was
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>you will never be half the man your father was
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>>30006916
if being a man means fucking up your marriage and having a shit relationship with your two sons then you're right. i won't be anything near the man my father was.

OP go fuck yourself.
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>>30006916


or even a quarter.
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>>30006916
Just keep in mind that you are living proof that your dad got to have an orgasm inside of a woman's warm vagina as it wrapped around his penis and he made her pregnant with you while they lay together in bed.
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>>30006916
My father was pathetic. I'm already on my way to being much better than him, seeing as he can't keep his dick in his pants and needs to make more spawns.
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>>30006969
fuck you
>>30006990
>tfw
>>30006998
>tfw my mom was a nice virgin catholic farm girl and she raised me and my sister faithfully while my father worked and provided for us
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>>30006916

very nice pepe, my friend

planetes was great
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>tfw your dad loves you more than anything else and even so you can tell that he is trying to conceal disappointment every time he looks at you
It's a bad feel, bros.
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I surpassed my father when I was 10

he's a beta cuck. It's the reason I'm such unfulfilled potential
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>>30007106
it's not his fault you're a fuck

grow up
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>>30007120
Why do people do this?

Defend someone's parent when they have no idea what they did?

He's a literal fucking cuck. He basically abandoned all parental responsibilities for me and my brother and sister because it was too much for his pathetic faggot ass and raised another man's son.
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My father everyone
>knocked my mother up when he was 17
>enlisted in the navy to pay for me
>dishonorably discharged
>returns home
>becomes alcoholic and crack addict
>one night threatens to kill us all with a shotgun
>leaves when I'm 7
>kills himself when I'm 16
For the love of God let me end up better than him.
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>>30006916
>>30006998
>>30007027
tfw your dad did this inside your mother
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This thread makes me wonder what's worse, a beta father or an alpha Chad father. My dad is an alpha Chad and I hate it
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>>30007155
I remember a day when it tippified how much of a beta faggot he was

>playing game of school cricket when 12
>I'm the best player on the team
>I hit the winning runs
>run over to team and celebrate with jubilant team
>throw my helmet in the air
>dad comes over
>"don't throw your helmet you'll damage it"

fuck you dad you fucking faggot
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That feel when you will surpass ever make in your entire lineage.

I have great muscle building genetics and just the right amount of autism to reach greatness.

Just got into sailing because my cousin has gifted me with weekly races.

And just discovered diet soda to keep me away from the alcohol
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is it normal to have fantasies about smashing your dad's head in with blunt object until it's jelly?
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Does anyone else take a kind of perverse pleasure in the knowledge that you are likely going to extinguish a genetic lineage that is literally billions of years old?
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>>30006916
I got my aspergers from my dad. He's a lawyer. All throughout college and grad school he did nothing but study. No drinking, no partying, nothing. He got awesome grades and nailed the Bar exam.

I didn't want to go to college, I really didn't. I didn't like how liberal they were becoming, and I ended getting enrolled in a Liberal Arts college. Guilford College in Greensboro.

I'm trying to do everything I can just to make him proud of me. I enrolled in their version of Computer Science so he could see me suceed, and started finishing my major requirements as soon as my first semester. Then second year they introduce Cyber Security as a major, and he's all over that as an option and wants me to switch. Problem is I've already finsihed my major and most of my minor, so now I'm double majoring just to make my dad proud of me.

Problem is all I can really achieve is B's in my area of study and C's in my general education courses. To him that's like failing. All A's and B's they say. Nothing else. Even though I've got a few normies that I could technically call "friends" that I don't feel as close as I should to, which is more than he achieved, it's not enough. Even though I'm trying new things, it's not enough. All he cares about is the grades.

I JUST WANNA MAKE YOU PROUD OF ME DAD.
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>>30007214
>>30007214
>being proud of sports when you're 12
Aussie beta cunt detected
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>>30007237
GOD TIER SODA
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> father calls me on phone
> our family is falling apart anon
Stop being a faggot you fucking pussy
> stop you know that's wrong and I know that's wrong
Words don't fucking hurt you bitch sticks and stones you pussy
> Do I need to call the police?
You fucking double nigger I will die before I go back there

Average daily conversation unfortunately. The weak should fear the strong.

>>30007238
Yes actually.

>>30007253
You will have a son who will resent you for being a faggot cuck some day
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>>30007274
you're not seeing the bigger picture here
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>>30007274
Unathletic cuck
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>>30006916
My dad is so cool and never gives up, all around he's like this all knowing genie and I just wish I could make him proud.

Of course...that will never happen haha
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>>30007294

>2016
>still drinking sodas with high fructose normie syrup.
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>>30006969
>autism sons can't relate to Chad dad
shocker
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>>30006916

true, you can't be the half of 0
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>>30007396
It's diet you double nigger
> drinking the saccharine jew
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My father was an abusive cunt how constantly tried to kick me out through out my adolescence. Now he's dying of an brain annersym and I'm getting his house.
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>tfw I'll go farther in life than my dad ever has
Feels wonderful lads
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>>30007479
>diet

even worse. Nothing is more normie than dieting
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>>30007521
You are hopeless

Ps it is normal to be a fat sack food shit like yourself normie
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>>30007554

go eat your gluten free salad, stacy
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>>30006916
I brought so many girls over when I was a teen my dad was actually jealous of me which is pretty funny. As far as sex goes he's still a better man than I'll never be, he's a hard worker and I'm a NEET.
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>your father had three children
>your mother had sex with multiple men
>your father was a normie and your mother was a roastie
reee
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>>30006916
>tfw my father is divorced and spent his whole life on disability
>tfw even if I become a full time neet he will still be proud of me just for staying off drugs etc
feels good
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>>30006916
My father is one of the best people in my life.

Thank you for reminding to me text him that I love him, OP
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>>30006916
Fck I'm sorry dad
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>>30006916
My dad is Peter Rodger
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He, along with my mother, selfishly brought me into this world. They could go fuck themselves.
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>dad came from a communist block country with a backpack and like 2 dollars
>now he is the executive director of a really good engineering company

I don't how I'm going to do better than that.
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>>30006916
>abandoned me when I was a kid
>hasn't talked to me or visited me in the past 10 years

A REAL FUCKING MAN.
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Mfw when i realized i could cuck my dad
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>>30006916
my dad doesn't do anything so I'm equal to him.
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>tfw your dad is probably the hardest working farmer you know, likes spending time his children all whilst only having one leg.

It's true that I'll never surpass but to me my Dad is a pretty hard guy to surpass IMHO.
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>>30008807
>inherit farm one day
>turn it into own personal NEET ranch
>no roasties allowed
>make dad proud
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>You are a better, wiser man than you father had the potential to be at only 24.
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>following in father's footsteps
>at the moment I'm able to stay almost on the same trajectory he had
>but gaps are beginning to show

He says he's happy, he says he's proud, nut I can't help thinking he wanted more.
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I graduated high school OP.

still respect him though
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>>30006916
My old man is a normalfag who remarried while I was still a kid and ended up favouring my step sisters over me, basically instilling the ideals of gynocentrism being a great thing and that men are there to serve women, which took my entire teen years to shake off. This resulted in growing distant from my family.
He also managed to leave me broke while "helping handle my income" when I was a later teen/early 20s.
I trusted him due to his background in finance. He left me in debt and used my income to get further in his life and now he has had more kids with my step mother and they are living comfy and easy while I've spent the past near decade suffering and feeling like a piece of shit, due to being raised to view male worth as what we can do as a provider and also facing years of on and off harrassment and bullying from my mother, who helped form a fucked up view of myself, when we used to lash out at me for being a "pathetic fat failure" when I was going through puberty, despite herself having eating disorders and being belemic/anorexic all the way through her pregnancy with me and I basically spent years 0~5 being a malnourished runt who was feed nothing but fast food because the mother was incapable of caring to cook.
That lead up to my parents divorce. My brother was born after this shit and has basically been shielded from everything his whole life and he is working in a high paying career while I've trying to deal with working through mental illness and on and off homelessness due to being fucking unable to handle working with people and subsequently not being able to handle jobs.
I swear my existence is as a dumping point for all the shitty genes in my family. All the negatives from my mothers side and my fathers side combined. My younger brother grew up strong and healthy, was better fed, taller and stronger. Now I'm balding and he has thick hair. I've been working through depression and anxiety and he thinks you've just got to "get over it".
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My father was a single, working class alcoholic. I'm probably going to be exactly the man he was except I'm not having a kid.
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>tfw you dispise your father but you become just like him
>deep inside you have respect for him
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>>30007588
Enjoy your lovehandles, Normie.
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>>30006916
welp. my dad was an alcoholic so i think im fine
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>>30006916
>dad is a functioning alcoholic who works on construction sites
>much manlier than his degenerate bi son

Doesn't feel great..
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I dunno, my father's a biology professor, I'll be entering electrical engineering. I think I may just end up surpassing him, but I'll have to learn some more woodworking from him first.

And I'm half a faggot, so that's a bit of a handicap on my part.
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No, because I'm already twice the man he is.
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>>30006916
Why am I so fucking pathetic?
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My father is a NEET though, senpai
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>>30006916
i don't know im fit and am pressuing a decent job, and im planning on having kids when financially stable
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never met my father, still pretty sure I can't match him
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My dad is a grifter conspiracy who borrowed thousands of dollars from me and never paid any of it back, so I'd say I'm doing a bit better than he is.
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>>30006916
Not many people are going to be even quarter the man he was. He has 6 children from 3 or 4 different women.
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>>30007164
>tfw you slid down that face first
>tfw your face slid down the same canal that your dad's jizz was in
>tfw you were born with your dad's manjuice on your face
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>>30006916
I don't want to be anything like him. He's 46 and living with his mother. He single handedly racked up 60k in debt. He spit on my mother for crying about her WW2 vet father getting dementia. He only works at Pizza Hut and plays video games all day.
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>>30008377
but instead they fucked each other
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Bear in mind our fathers grew up in a different world where dating wasn't fucked by feminism and economic turmoil. That's WHY he was twice the man you are.

He didn't have fucked up internet porn, he didn't have xenoestrogens in everything he ate or drank or sat on, he didn't get taught white guilt in school every day, it was still possible to keep a small business running, pay was better, college was cheaper, EVERYTHING was cheaper, his friends didn't have their heads buried in their phones all day, social media wasn't keeping a permanent global record of everything he said to follow him the rest of his life, I could go on.

Life was just a lot easier back then. He wouldn't fare much better in your shoes.
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my dad is an alcoholic NEET living in his mom's house, not even joking.

I am literally 100% the man he is.
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>>30006916
>You will never be a man at all because you were raised by a single mother
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>>30006916
My dad schlubbed his way through parenting by telling me "I didn't have a father growing up so I might not always be good at this."
All he did was yell at me, it was almost funny how surprised he was when I turned out to be a failure, like he always said i would.
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>>30006916
ill never be as beta and cucked as him
Why would you even think about marrying a fire hot latina when you are a huge beta
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My father died younger than I am, so it's pretty hard to do worse than him.
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pssh, I'm already 10x the man my father ever was... he's been a spoiled faggot man child his entire life and he's going on 70
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>>30013330
same
im pretty sure im beta because he is, not sure how he lucked into mommy

the apple never falls to far from the tree
now im starting to make all his noises, its like the goofy movie
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>>30013172
>anon posts great truth
>ignored
Every fucking time.
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>>30013830
>tfw I was born when my dad was my age

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOR8R8AMDEw
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