That's a cool coat. I want one.

But anon, i love you as a friend! ahhhh save me chad

*gets stabbed*
*disappears*
*reappears behind you*

heh... did you really think i was a normal stacy... kid?

*unsheaths dual katanas*

>>30006635
*sword slides off of my chest*
Wow, you're pretty strong kid. If it wasn't for my vest I would have been injured.

*takes sword out of your hand*
You shouldn't play with knives anon.

>>30006635
>peacoat
>naruto headband on his hand
>jeans
>new balance shoes

yep, autismal lord

>>30006635
*reveal that it was my double teh whole time*
"heh... u sure r gullible... Kid"

here's how i start my day, i wake up with my balls being crushed by my semi erect dick every day, the pain jolts me awake and i have to readjust my boxers before falling back asleep. after 2 more hours i finally wake up and drink listerine straight from the bottle, then sit my ass down on my computer for an hour before fapping to cuck hentai and eating oreos. then at exactly 5:25 pm i'll go to the gym and workout for an hour before seeing my friend and getting mad at him for not inviting me to go with him. i'll call my dad to pick me up at 8 to go home where i'll tell my mom to make me dinner, then i shit post while watching chuggaaconroy videos until i pass out in my chairbed

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>>30006635
Get some proper shoes! if your gonna role play your life away at least do it properly and don't wear your autism trainers.

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>>30006635
*Eyes widen and mouth contorts into a wicked grin*
>"BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA"
>"Did you really think you could harm ME!?!!"
>"FOOL"
*Teleports behind you*
>"What is already dead.."
*Rips heart out from behind, through chest*
>"..CANNOT DIE"
*Crushes heart in front of you face*

*Disappears out of reality through a cloud of shrieking souls*

> wife's sons fathers cock erects
heh... Nothing personnel, kid
But I am the
>*whoosh*
Alpha cuck