First person to make sexual advances onto me
>be me
>18 kv shutin
>At vegas strip in some hotel with familia
>sister goes off to pokemon go meetup
>mom goes to bathroom
>break out the pokemon go
>10 minutes into go
>Some dude around 22 (he said he finished college recently) comes and starts talking to me
>I teach him the ways of pokemon go cause he hadnt played it.
>He say that he is meeting his "friend" at a gaybar
>Leans over and whispers to me "Hey i think your cute, wanna come up to my room"
>no.jpg
>I decline politely
>Mind is in a meltdown trying to decide how to escape
>cant
>stall for 10 more fucking minutes
>See mother waiting around the corner
>after 10 more attempts to fuck me i say im leaving
>leave
>tfw all you can do is attract gay dudes
actual true story happened ~an hour ago
I dont do green texts so whatever but this was just too fucking funny
Yo I'm in Vegas for a bit too. Where you staying guy?
>>30006556
live here senpai
>>30006512
>tfw I only attract little girls
>Too shy and moral to tell them to fuck off
>Have to wait for their parents to take them home
>Parents give me dirty looks
This is why I don't go outside
>>30006556
Where you at im sure i can persuade you to suck dick better than he could.
>>30006588
yooooooo fuck you im traumatized.
inb4 "ill traumatize you with this dick"
Fuck off kid.
original comment
>>30006790
that is in fact an original comment
but why
>>30006790
Psh. You're pretty good.
>>30006572
RIP. I'm so glad I'm going home after tomorrow
>>30006588
Naw tho
>>30007333
vegas sucks dick desu. nothing to do. all that is here are photons, hookers and casinos
>>30006572
Hey, I live in Las Vegas too. Judging by how you're on the Strip, you're probably livingin the dirtier "city-er" part of the city.Too bad you don't live in comfy Summerlin like I do. :^)
>>30008001
yeah summerlin is much nicer ill give you that. when my family moved here and dragged me with em we stayed with my aunt and uncle. everyone was a stuck up prick tho. I live in north vegas tho south of shadow ridge. Nice houses but lots of empty lots scattered around
>>30007333
checked nice shit anon
Why do gay men just keep trying when you say no? Does this ever even work? The first time is flattering then I want to punch you
>>30008411
because theyre probably self concious and need acceptance. he seemed really sad that i didnt want him to fuck me.
>>30008452
Well it would have been more fun him to blast a load in ur ass then to not
>>30008557
quite obvious because that was his goal. back to square one
