>be me
>at a record store
>looking for some /mu/core albums
>suddenly 8/10 qt comes in
>she's checking out some Smiths CDs
>want to talk to her so bad
>literally fuck around the store for an hour doing nothing and staying near her just to build up courage to talk to her
>she eventually leaves
>mfw
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO SPERG OUT REEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30003928
I'm going to listen to the smiths now. I've been hearing about this fucking band for aeons. They better live up to the hype.
>>30003928
>talking to people who are trying to shop
it's best you didn't. it only would've ended badly
It's for the best. Roasties don't take kindly to being randomly approached by "men" who aren't chad.
>>30003952
they have some good songs, but most "im so different" roasties listen to them.
>>30003952
They were kind of a grower to me, enjoy anon.
>>30003957
Really? I wouldn't mind being talked while shopping, and she didn't buy anything either, she was just checking the CDs.
>>30003964
I'm not even bad looking man, I just have zero confidence/experience for this shit. Also I doubt a Stacy would be checking out Smiths CD's.
>>30004038
Cold approaching doesn't work if you're not chad.
>>30004024
>>30004038
I'm on the second song of the youtube mix. It's the "Charmed" theme song. It's not bad, I can dig this.
>>30003952
they don't, but what normie hype does?
>>30004071
Listen to "The Queen Is Dead", that album got me into them.
>>30004055
Seriously? I've seen one of my friends approach girls and honestly he's far from a Chad, he rarely gets rejected. I dunno how he does it.
>>30003928
I hope you get your dadrock goth girl anon.
I got some mallgoth pop-punk numetal girls back in the day.
>>30004122
She was so fucking cute. I shouldn't have sperged out like this, should I read some pickup artist shit? Would this help?
>>30004116
I'm this anon: >>30004122
I'm no Chad, never was and never will be.
There's some sort of conspiracy on this board and 4chan in general, if not the entire world, to turn insecure young men into trannies and homos.
>ree toastie roasties are disgusting
>you will never get a girlfriend
>all girls only want Chad
>WHY HAVEN'T YOU SUCKED GIRLPENIS AND FUCKED BOIPUCCI YET?
>>30004159
That shit only works if you're chad
>>30004180
>There's some sort of conspiracy
It's not a conspiracy, it's just dank memesters
>>30004159
>should I read some pickup artist shit?
oh hell no, PUA shit only work if you're a retard Chad trying to pick up retard Staceys.
Let's say for the record store scenario just go up near her and browse the CD and then be like "I was looking for [insert album title here] the other day" or "are you gonna buy that? I'm missing that and a few other for my collection" and just talk about music since you already have that in common.
You're in a music store looking at music albums. You get free conversation starters.
Same thing if you're at a book store or a sporting goods store, etc.
Girls that aren't dumb blonde Staceys want someone smart who's on their level, culturally and intellectually.
>>30004180
I know this, I don't believe in the Chads get all the grills memes (only dumb Stacies go for Chads, not my type of girl desu)
I'm just really self conscious of approaching girls, I really overthink shit too much so I start sperging out and don't do shit.
>>30004284
I fucking know this, I was ready to talk to her but I started thinking "why would she ever like me"? It's stupid self destructing shit that I can't control.
>>30004332
I know you're running through all these scenarios in your head, but the most likely outcome is that she would've been creeped out by you. Women get hit on all day, every day. What separates you from the masses? If your on /r9k/ I'm guessing it's nothing good.
>>30003928
>looking for some /mu/core albums
haha you fell for their memes
>>30004372
I come to r9k to shitpost mostly, I'm really just an average college student. Not much I can do about it.
>>30004332
Just do visualization meditation. Just imagine yourself approaching that girl or some other girl in any type of scenario, and repeat that scenario over and over again in your mind until it becomes second nature when you finally do it IRL and you don't even have to think about it.
It's not just a meme, it helped me get over my social anxiety and it's also what athletes do to help them perform and win
>>30004372
Tranny propaganda-poster please leave.
>Women get hit on all day, every day. You're disgusting. Women are evil and have too high standards. Wouldn't you want a nice dickgirl instead?
>>30004441
>he thinks the trannyposters and the redpillers are the same people
are you this new?
>>30004423
Alright anon, sounds cool. I'll try this, thanks so much.
>>30004441
Yeah the tranny shilling gets annoying, I'm not gay so it makes me kinda uncomfortable desu.
>>30004466
>damage control
They're exactly the same.
It's not a coincidence that this board is constantly filled with women-hate and tranny-love.
>>30004505
it's two different groups of people you idiot
I despise women and trannies
>>30004273
>taking a picture of your stand for show and tell
>>30004159
PUA shit doesnt
TRP does work to an extent because its a bit more redpilled about how shit women are and puts value on fitness
Unfortunately its on Reddit though
slash r slash theredpill
I know Im shilling BTW but Id rather shill for this than shill for going tranny
>>30004273
>dank
Even ironically, please don't type or say that word ever again
>>30004667
>theredpill
Fuck no, that place is fucked up. Even worse than here. It's like the fedora version of trying to be a Chad.
>>30004441
Scenario guy here. If you can't pick up women I don't think you'll have any more luck with fags and trannies. They seem just as vapid and fickle as women, if not more so.
>>30004692
better than falling for the transgender meme desu
>>30004722
Not doing that either, I just want to get over this shitty anxiety because I know I'd do good if I got over this.
>>30004698
especially the ones that deliberately try to be extra vapid and stacy-esque in order to be more "feminine"
>>30004736
Oh I didn't know
>>30004372
I imagine someone who looks like this behind this post
