Chad is out & about with Stacey
While you sit home alone, eating spaghetti
>>30003113
Why...why can't you put togethor a simple couplet that rhymes?
>>30003113
Are we meant to pronounce it spah-gay-ti?
Stupid roastie.
>>30003164
>chad sways her with sweet rhymes
>you scream in autistic tourettes racial slurs
>>30003113
>Chad dominates Stacey he is her master
>you're at home "stirring your pasta"
>>30003538
Doesn't rhyme either. Smh. Does autisim make this hard or something?
Jokes on you, I'm eating pork ribs and asparagus.
>>30003603
Why don't you try rhyming if you think you're so tough?
I'm pretty sure you're the one with autism.
>>30003113
Chad is smart and can make good rhymes
You are at home alone eating your spaghetti
And this is why Chad doesn't want you. Can't rhyme for shit.
Schlicking and schlicking, alone in your room
Groaning and moaning, Chad paints her womb
Chad does all the girls in their pussies
tonight you eat spaghetti feeling not sexy
>>30004601
underrated desu desu
>>30003113
She tells you "Anon, you're such a sweet guy!"
Chad pumps into her pussy a thick sticky creampie
>>30003113
You masturbate alone to feminine penis
Chad nuts in her mouth and tears apart her anus
>>30003113
You spend all day posting sad frogs online
Chad fills up her womb after a bottle of wine
>>30003113
She tells you you're her "nicest friend"
Chad makes her scream his name in bed
>>30003113
You spend night after night, wondering how you can make her smile
Chad has her in his bed, legs wide open, after just a short while
>>30003113
You look, deeply longing, into her eyes.
Chad whips out his cock
And fills her between the thighs
>>30003113
You're a supreme gentleman, gentle and kind
But that just means you're a beta cuck, and she's fucking Chad on the side
>>30003113
You make her laugh with your wit and educated charm
Chad makes her choke with his cock the length of a child's arm
>something something chad
>different thing I do
Wow guys time to make a thread
>>30003113
You think about her longingly; perhaps one day you'll be together at last!
But tonight, she's with Chad, who makes short work of her ass
>>30005478
Doesn't rhyme.
Fucking autists. Smh.
>>30005561
You got the order wrong, you nigger
>You cry yourself to sleep, wishing she could be yours
>But Chad fucks her deep, filling up all of her holes
>>30005526
Doesn't rhyme.
Are you all morons?
>>30005607
>You think about her so much that it hurts
>While Chad fills her throat with violent semen spurts
>>30005624
It's called a pseudo rhyme, you uneducated cuck
>You try to make your 4chan posts rhyme
>Meanwhile, Chad ensures that her pussy is far from prime
>>30005660
Wtf is a psuedo-rhyme?
Did you ride the regular sized bus to school or the little one?
>>30003113
You just want to make Chad smile
Stacy walks him down the aisle
>>30003113
>you lay in bed, thinking of having her
>chads has her legs in the air deep inside her
>can't sleep thinking that you're a loser, just want to love her,
>He and his friends have been abusing her, no hole left unfilled, ruining her
>you just want to hold her, care for her, and tell you how you feel, she's with him doing the deal.
>chad makes her eyes roll in her head, get's to hear her squeal,
>so sad and pathetic think of her making you a meal, bent over taking chad's dick it's real
>You try and still have hope , but you know youre late
>shes in chads living room getting her asshole gaped
>>30003113
You tell Chad you think you're in love
Stacy's pussy fits his cock like a glove
>>30005688
The autisim is hilarious. Most of this doesn't rhyme and the herky-jerky rhythm is pure retard.
>>30005693
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half_rhyme
Fucking autists
>You argue with strangers on a Mongolian basket weaving site
>Chad gives her a pillow and tells her to bite
>>30003113
You pretend Chad's your boyfriend, all alone in your room
He kneels before Stacy and asks to be her groom
Betty rhymes with spaghetti.
>>30003903
Roastie can't rhyme for shit,
All my rhymes are lit
You're watching anime with your manlet provider
Stacey cums the moment Chad shoves his dick insider her
>>30003113
You just want to feel safe in his big strong arms
He dates Stacy while you post on lolcow dot farm
>>30005747
Thought it was a 'psuedo rhyme'?
And a slant rhyme is a poetic device, but not in a couplet you dipshit.
Are you this bad ar everything?
>>30005818
>The thought of her keeps you up late
>But alas, she has chosen Chad Thundercock for her mate
>>30005855
>you help him wipe his tears "four inches is enough"
>Stacey might need stitches-Chad's treating her so rough
>you suffer daily from the crippling loneliness
>Chad and Brad both fuck her anus
>>30005877
>He critically analyses the type of rhymes used in shitposts and actually cares whether slant rhymes should go in a shitpost "duet"
>Calls other people autists
Top kek lad
>You just want to hold her in your arms and tell her you care
>But she exposes herself for Chad, ass cheeks completely bare
>you spend all day looking at dank memes
>while Chad is carressing the girl of your dreams
You yearn for Chad's love instead of your cat's
He won't even see you because you're too fat
>>30005901
He's beta, poor, won't commit though he made you a roast
She's crying at their wedding as Chad finishes the toast
>>30005918
>You haven't talked to anyone for a week, you're so lonely and sad!
>Meanwhile she spreads her labia, moist and ready for Chad
>>30005940
A
B
A
B
A
B
Does my special guy need extra time to finish the assignment?
Night after night you dream only of Chad
Stacy takes his name and makes him a dad
>>30005944
>Your phone is filled with myriad Pepes, Wojaks, and more
>Chad's is filled with pictures of her being his little whore
>>30006000
Fuck off roastie, that's not how the Chad meme works. Lurk moar or go back to reddlt, you slutty inferior CUNT
>>30003113
I'm better than chad. I'm more sensitive, smarter, i have superior taste on music and art, i read more books, i know more stuffs than chad. In my mind i'm better than chad, and women's preference is not what determines my worth.
>>30006033
The OP started with a rhyme from a fembot's perspective you dumbass, I was just continuing it. Complain to the OP not me
>>30006039
.t. Euphoric neckbeard who can't get laid
Tell me more about your superior intellect, lad. Let me guess, "smart but lazy"? How do you think Chad got into Harvard? His dad paid his tuition but Chad got the grades.
>>30006039
>in my mind
>>30006033
You "reee" at bait or trannies- afraid of the norm
Chad's fucking her sweaty through a cool summer storm
Why even bother rhyming words,
when she's up screaming "CHAD, IT HURTS!!"
>>30006101
Wait, if you're afraid of the norm, why are you reeeeing ar trannies?
The autisim is astounding.
>>30006101
>You read philosophy and mathematics, completely euphoric!
>Chad beds your girl with his vernacular rhetoric
>>30006131
>you compare convenient rhyme structure to autism spectrum
>as he gaped her wider than the gyno's biggest speculum
R9k would make for some truly awful MCs baka desu
>your biggest of fears as you lie in bed at night
>her profile picture shows another man wrapping his arm around her waist very tight
>>30006155
Fucking wow.
originalio
>>30006006
Damn. I hust realised I'm a Chad then.
Feels good man.
