>ww3 draft coming up
>going to die a virgin
>>30002982
>dying a virgin
Nope. Life has fucked my ass good enough, Anon.
>>30002982
Anon, there's no better time for raping than during a war.
>world war 3 soon
>can lose your virginity by taking part in the tradition of raping foreign women
World War 2 was filled to the brim with rape everywhere. World War 3 won't be any different. Don't worry OP! As long you don't get deployed to something like Africa, then they'll be plenty of hot wimminz to dick.
>>30002982
There's a world of warcraft 3?
>>30003440
>can lose your virginity by taking part in the tradition of raping foreign women
but then i'll be damned won't i?
plus i don't think the country would be pleased if they found out
war means rape anon
I just hope we go to war with China or Russia and not a filthy arab country
I don't want to rape a hairy arab pu$$$y
>>30003423
>tfw you go lone wolf and rape a whole village becoming a legend
>>30003505
Anon......don't be naive.
Guys have always raped during rape and they all covered for each other.
A good example would be America during world war 2. A lot of them raped both in Europe and Japan during their occupation there, but no one ever found out only the native people living there. And guess what? World war 2 veterans are highly respected. Little John Smith looks up to his grandfather even though grandad may have raped a Nip or two back in his youth.
>plus i don't think the country would be pleased if they found out
Yeah so? They're miles away from your home country, so whatever.
>>30003505
>>30003604
>>30003440
>>30003604
>raped during rape
Whoops, I need to get to bed. I meant raped during war.
>Going to be a massive assault from the west in the middle east,
>the Muslim minority in Europe chimp out and start burning cities down
>Europeans have enough and start hate criming muzzies
>retaliation against whites for attacks
>>30003649
Don't worry. I thought "raped during rape" was funny. An amusing way of using redundancy.
>>30002982
Does virginity help guarantee entrance to heaven?
>>30002982
time to get alpha as quick as possible, so you can fuck somebody then die a hero in war
>>30003602
>TFW you try to go lone wolf and get executed for deserting
FTFY
>Not just hiding
>>30005360
But where?
Origanalmo
>>30004490
Considering we're on /r9k/ and have fapped to some deplorable shit I'm going to say no.
>>30003604
But camera phones are a thing now, you wouldn't get away with it
>>30002982
>tfw dad got discharged for a heart condition
>tfw it didn't even get in the way in normal life
>mfw i probably have it, and am therefore excluded from a draft
>>30003588
Arabs can be qt, that's why they make them cover themselves
>>30002982
Who cares if you die a vergin if you die for God?
Deus Vult
Imagine in the future everyone's DNA is in a database. So after the war they DNA test all the rape babies and punish the soldiers
>>30002982
Whatever, I am merry because finally I will know if I will fill anything when I kill a human being.
Also, rape and hookers exist.
Also, I will collect skulls for my new throne.
War is fun if you are alive.
>>30003440
>world war 2 was filled to the brim with rape everywhere
almost all russians, the "good guys"
>>30006675
wow god really is an asshole then
>>30003393
hahaha +1 internet 4 you
>>30006675
get hype for the next crusade
Waifus would be our new pinups or something.
>>30003440
but how could you live with yourself after the fact?
>>30007422
Easily. I'd rather be a rapist than a virgin.
dont go to the draft.Why fight for a country that has never given you sweet pussy?
>>30008813
/r9k/ morals in a nutshell.
>>30008957
I'd do it now if I knew I wasn't gonna get caught.
>>30002982
Let's be honest OP, we were all going o die virgins anyway. At least now we can die for a reason, even if it's a shitty reason
I've been to the psych ward twice, so I can just pretend to be crazy. Plus I wouldn't pass any drug tests they did on me. It's very easy to get out of the draft. During the Vietnam War, people just burned their draft cards and usually never got any punishment for it. Most Vietnam soldiers were volunteers.
>>30009195
>Wait your whole life for the happening
>Oh shit its happening
>Family wiped out in nuclear blast
>Oh shit, this is even more personal now
>Proudly walk into the draft station
>Fit for special forces, intelligent enough to be an officer, accurate enough to be a sniper
>"So it says here you took antidepressents for 2 years 15 years ago?"
>in the trash it goes
>>30009266
I would rather just hide in a bunker somewhere.
>>30009195
why would I want to miss out on DUES VULT
>>30009313
I'd go full Deus Vult if it was the middle ages and I could actually fight a shitskin. Nowadays I don't feel like getting killed without knowing who or where it was.
>>30009342
combat days last a lot longer nowadays, and although a lot of people get killed by IED's and snipers, because of the extended periods of combat a lot of soldiers sometimes get to do some pretty rambo shit, If WW3 happened because of the sheer size of earths population warfare will probably have to be a little like WW1, but because no one will want to fight that way again, it could be very interesting, any theories my friend
>>30009417
americans and russians will have some hi-tech shit and witchcraft
>>30009417
Hordes and ditches will never work.
Ditches worked because back then mortars were shit. Now we have bunker busters and portable smart missiles/explosives and soon grenade drones.
Hordes only worked in that time frame because ditches, they were already nullified with the gattling gun. Now we have 50 cent IR tracking cameras and automated minicannons we're still afraid to use.
Who /Deus Vult/ here
>>30003440
My biggest fetish is defeating men from a different tribe and raping their women next to their corpses.
>>30009417
Soldiers today "get to do Rambo Shit" because of conditioning to Aim at the Enemy directly. Most Soldiers always got second Thoughts when it came to shoot the Enemy but NATO effectively trained their Soldiers to Shoot then Think while most of the Worlds Soldiers still don't. The Result is pretty much that Picture of yours.
WW3 will be nice and Dandy for NATO forces til other global Players show up at the Other side, then it becomes a Meat Grinder for Both sides instead of just one.
But in all honesty... fuck it, deus Vult. Why not Rape and Gun Down some people if we all are going to die anyway?
>>30005501
Because everyone would be using their phones on a literal fucking battlefield. Also in WW3 the internets would be fucked.
>>30002982
Im covered in self harm scars so the liberals wont let me anywhere near a gun im sure, im safe
