>Wowww anon you sure are talkative :p
>>30001384
>oscillating back and forth between being near-mute and excessive talking to the point of seeming like I'm trying too hard
are you one of those faggots that cant shut their fucking mouth and keep talking about stupid shit?
MY NAME IS---
>>30001434
Literally the opposite. I don't talk much and people love pointing this out.
>>30001384
>you'll meet a girl one day anon
>you'll be happy in the future
>you'll get over your depression
>you're handsome and funny and smart
>>30001467
oh, then i feel what you feel.
>teacher: "wow anon youre so quiet, all you do is sleep in class"
>girl that was friend: "yeah but once you get to know him he wont shut up."
>>30001384
>oh anon you're such a great guy, I wish my boyfriend was more like you
>How are you still single
>Whoever grabs you sure is lucky
It's the worst when a woman whose single tells you shit like this... Fembots and Staceys please stop this shit, don't give a guy compliments and flirt with him if you don't really mean it
>>30001598
>don't give a guy compliments and flirt with him if you don't really mean it
you are saying these things as if you didnt know theyre telling you this to torture you.
all women enjoy being sadistic to robots as if it were something primal, something embedded deep into their psyche.
>>30001527
>girl that was friend
REEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT
>>30001598
I honestly wouldn't even know if a woman has ever flirted with me
>be at work
>be really quiet and never say anything
>co-worker brings a bit of cocaine in
>"here anon, have a line"
>become unable to shut the fuck up
>the entire perception I've built up for my co-workers is shattered
I'm gonna have to find a new job
>never speak in class
>one day prof gives the class a math problem to work on
>walks by my desk, says "how's it coming along anon?"
>without thinking say "oh, it's a bitch"
>whole class hears and laughs
>now there's pressure to say something clever every time I open my mouth because I'm "the quiet funny guy"
>>30001821
dont say anything else and youll be golden
>>30001913
>implying this wasn't 5 years ago
>implying I didn't drop out
>implying I don't work at Arby's
>>30001955
yeah, i was indeed implying that, anon.
>>30001384
>at staff Christmas party this past year(coworkers essentially coerced me into going)
>get some sort of award for being at the company for five years
>boss calls my name, tells me how many years service i did or whatever
>he said he wanted me to give a speech
>kind of freeze up, even though i know he was joking
>>30001955
oh, it's a bitch
>wow anon you're talking so much!
>anon calm down! i can barely get a word in
plz die
>>30001598
>don't be nice or supportive just be mean
for what purpose?
>>30002069
>employed
>pretending to be a robut
>>30001821
the lesson is clear
never think when making a comment just act naturally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBEBV1wkq4
>>30002149
Not everyone is a neetcuck
>>30002189
how can you be a robbit/autistic when you literally talk to people IRL every day?
Out of town for a job, so i decided to check out a bar right nex door to the hotel. It's loud and everyone's talking to each other and i'm just sitting here shitposting on my phone.
Why are they playing talking heads? I thought david byrne was a literal autist. It's like normie cultural appropriation. Qt stacy Bartender tried to be all friendly, called me handsome because i left her a dollar tip.
Fehhh, not gonna fall for that. Probably just gonna finish my beer, head back to my room and finish watching girls und panzer and drinking a whole bottle of wine.
FUCK OFF I DON'T TALK BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY FUCK FUCK FUCK YOUUUUUU
OH YEAH NOBODY NOTICED I DIDN'T TALK YOU STUPID BITCH GO SUCK CHAD DICK NOW YOU FUCKING STACYWHOREPIECEOFMOTHERFUCKINGSHITTYSHITBROUGHTTOUSBYSATANITSELF
>>30002216
being robot =/= being a NEET, though there is a big overlap between the two
having a job =/= being there (thus talking to people) every day
i work in retail, despite having two degrees. i literally don't know where/how to apply for better jobs, i have no friends, i want to be alone 24/7, etc.
guess what? i have to work. i've always been known at work as being "the shy one", "the quiet one," etc, because i rarely interact with other employees. most of the social interaction i have at work is basically rote memory (hello, how are you, do you have a points card, it's five dollars, have a good day), so anyone can do it
>you're so quiet Anon why don't you come out of your shell?
I haven't spoken to a female other than my mother in 8 months
>>30001476
>tfw my mom tells me all these things every time I see her
>>30003133
Same here anon, I wish she wouldn't get her hopes up :_;
>>30003061
fuck you piece of shit normie leave my fucking board
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>>30002126
it's not nice
>you're a great guy that women would love, not me though, or no one i know, but you're SOOOOO GREAT
