"where are we going uncle anon"
wat do?
This is why people don't like robots
i wanted to be the cool, textless post with a lot of (you)s. fucking robot.
>>30001265
drive her to the nearest bra store
>>30001284
because of shitposts?
"You're going back home because you've been here for two days and frankly you're starting to piss me off"
>>30001265
"I... I don't know, I don't know how to drive, this isn't even my car, I don't even have a car, who are you I don't even have a niece and if I did she'd be a baby or something oh god your nipples are showing am I a hostage where are the cameras?"
>>30001322
<bra store
kek, are you serious anon? Do you think girls have dedicated bra stores?
so, like, where do you even take a girl?
>>30001265
>Tfw I have her exact nose
As a guy is that even attractive
>>30001432
The botanic gardens to play Pokemon GO
>>30001397
woops, his bad. he probably thought bras are lingerie. how silly of him!!
>>30001265
This is why you're all virgins for realz
>>30001432
Go see the lady ghostbusters?
Do you mean on a date?
You're too old to be the child of any of my brothers. Get out of my car
>>30001284
>>30001508
Is this really that upsetting?
This thread made me giggle...
>>30001547
this is why you're a virgin to be honest cho
>>30001284
(you)s are the closest thing to a human interaction that robots can get. Hence, this. Sad, really. Let them have their (you)s. It's the most merciful thing you can do, outside of taking them out back and ending their suffering.
get the fuck out
*unseaths driving gloves*
*drives away while singing the bird is the word*
>>30001596
I don't know about all that, but I do love me some (You)s, here's one for (You) too.
>>30001265
Ask myself why I'm in the passenger seat
>>30001619
And (You), anotha one
>>30001648
anhta1, anybody and everybody can get it ITT
(YOOOOOUUUU)
>>30001576
>>30001596
I don't get it though.
It's shock humor and retardation... it made me laugh. Just trying to imagine the kind of edgy little nerd behind this thread makes me laugh (maybe he's cool though).
Maybe I haven't been on 4chan long enough and this actually gets old...
>>30001673
y-(YOOOUUUU) t-t-too
>>30001265
Looks strangely comfy and sexy. I don't know how to explain this.
>tfw no qt gf who dresses casually like this when it's just you two around
>>30001628
give myself one too, I gotta eat too (You) know
"d-do you mind if I take my shirt off?"
>>30001337
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>>30001531
>>30001711
for everyone else, (You)
>>30001734
(You) don't have to, but go ahead if (You) want
>>30001734
No but really how (You) doin tho
>>30001734
NEIN MY YOUNG FRAULEIN, IT IS QUITE HOT IN MEINE VOLKSWAGEN, YA? MAYBE UNCLE HEINRICH VILL ALSO TAKE OFF HIS HEMD
>>30001761
"daddy lets me ride in the car naked, it just feels nice, why don't you take your shirt off uncle anon?"
*shoots self in head*
>>30001845
I am kekking so hard
>>30001883
Yeh but this shirt cost 2000 at didier sachs so if I take it off my sex appeal will plummet, go ahead tho
>>30001883
are you sure?
you might be blinded by my bigfarmers tan
lol people saw it coming that's why they were shitting on this thread so hard and I had no idea
>>30001845
meine sides holy shit
>>30001968
"do you have any tattoos uncle anon? i want one on my left boob"
>>30001845
t. great great uncle wilhelm II
>>30002179
Boob tattoos are for tramps, sweetie, not sexually abused teens
>>30002179
NEIN NEIN NEIN FRAULEIN TATTOOS ARE VHAT GYPSIES AND VILD ANIMALS GIVE EACH OTHER AND VHAT VE USE TO MARK ZE UNTERMENSCH
Is there a video for this?
My niece is brown and developed early so she knows she can't get away without a bra anymore.
>>30002278
Does she get tan lines
>>30002286
No, she's ethnically brown because my sister has a different father. I'd have to be molesting her to see if she had tan lines.
>>30001265
uncle jay? is that you?
>>30002246
nope
>>30002228
"I think its my right to decorate my body uncle anon, I'm 16 now!"
"Daddy said you're living alone, why don't you have a girlfriend?"
>no dick
DROPPED
>>30002358
>16
no cp, please
>>30002441
You fucking cuck.
ORIGINAL COMMENT
show me your boobs already, fuck
>>30002441
It's just apart of the autistic RP anon.I hope
>>30002613
This girl could be 13, 16 isn't far from that.
>>30002358
I don't wanna believe it but you're right
>>30002680
How old is she?
>>30002441
"what do you mean, 15 is legal in our country, I lost my virginity earlier though (:".
"Do you want to feel them?"
>>30002705
I can't tell.
>>30002744
Too old.
>>30002613
>>30002705
She's 19, bros, I went to that german photog website that's in the watermark.
>>30002784
this photoset its at least 4 years old
so she is 23 by now
>>30002784
>19
>23
Way too old
>>30002744
>not a virign
Get the fuck out of my car you fucking roastie
>>30001265
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>>30002744
MEIN GOTT
DEUTSCHLAND UEBER ALLES
>>30001576
Ohoho not so fast s4s cuck. permanently filtered
