>finally mustard up courage to ask out qt girl at work i like
>she says yes and we go to in and out for some burgers
>order my usual and she orders a plain hamburger and a cup of water
>a hamburger with just the bun and meat patty
>suddenly lose all interest in her
>mfw
I guess I'm destined to be alone forever.
>mustard
u havin a giggle m8?
>>30000842
Are you me? Every woman I've done anything with has the absolutely blandest taste in food. One literally only ate chicken nuggets and chocolate milk breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I think women are just more afraid to try new things and once they are comfy with something they don't leave their comfort zone.
>>30000842
>not sticking your meat patty into her bun, plain
u wot m8
The only important part of the burger is the patty, all the leafy greens and tomatos and sauces and shit you put on top of it are just background noise and filler. Like icecream, you shouldn't put toppings on it if it's good.
