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I just want to suck robot virgin cocks and be used as a cum bucket
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I just want to suck robot virgin cocks and be used as a cum bucket until everyone lose their virginity.
Is that really too much to ask for? Why i should keep suffering with these slut tendencies and i cant fulfill them?

I want to milk robot cocks!!
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>tfw map threads are dead
>no matter how unrealistic they were, they always offered hope

I wonder if Admin died.
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But what if you get pregnant?
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>>30000504
me too

i hate knowing that there are robots who have to fap instead of using my mouth
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>>30000612
>But what if you get pregnant?
are robots so fertile that being in the vicinity of their semen can get a woman pregnant?

can just holding robot cum in your mouth get you pregnant?
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hurry up and post that butt, you little slut
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>>30000612
you cant get a cute boy pregnant
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Shitposting?
>>30000612
This are neckbeard threads you newfag
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>>30000667
But OP is a fat neckbeard
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>>30000612
It's probably a guy
Also i too want to try sucking dick desu but i'm too autistic to try anything and I'd need to get fit first
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>>30000717
>probably
>only probably
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>>30000504
All you have to do is post your location and the robots will come.
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>>30000504
Honestly, I've been working on this since I was b8.

Robots need love too.
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>>30000594
>the zeemaps threads were two years ago
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>tfw would like to lose virgoo to boipussy slut but your not gay :^(
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Can some one make a new zee maps thread for traps ???
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>>30000504
Because you're a boy, anon.
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>that feel when its a fucking guy in the OP
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>>30000504
>Is that really too much to ask for?
No I'll play with your boy pussy robot
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Reminder some robots look like this
>m-me too OP
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>>30000504
>it's an obese role-playing fag with autism on an anime image-board lusting after cock while posting cropped porn episode
*changes channel*
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>>30001794
Let chadbot meme
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>>30001926
>its a triggered heterofag episode
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>>30001794
If robots looked like this I would happily allow them to fill all 3 holes
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>>30000958
No no no don't drop this real ass knowledge on me nigga please fuck
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>>30002351
Anon an you make a new zee map thread plsss ;-;
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>>30002433
It would never be the same.
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>>30002433
I made this one months ago, but it never really took off.
Use it if you want.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1909882
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I want to be a huge boislut but am only sqrt(256) and have no car
also don't want anyone older than 20 desu
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>>30002692
MOOOOOOOOOODS desu
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>>30002478
Well i added my self on your map im that guy in the uk

Do you mind if i make threads of this map??
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>>30002692

MODS MODS

MOOOOOOODS

THIS LITERAL FAGGOT IS ONLY 16, BRING DOWN THE PEOPLES HAMMER
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>>30002692
Where are you from anon?

pls be cali
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>>30002887
>Do you mind if i make threads of this map??
Go ahead
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>>30002893
Close desu, email?
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>>30002692
welp, I could scream "MOOOOOOOOODS" in a super original way, or I could just help you out, cutie! Since you're still 16 I bet you could get the upper hand at being a trap/cuteboi. It would be a good idea to start hormones ASAP to block those last few changes in puberty. Get to doing squats, running, and exercises to get a better ass. Depending on your state, you might be able to fugg adults now, but wait until 18. That will give you 2 years to decide if you want to be a QT boislut, or just a regular person. Just remember, act fast if you want to be a passable trap, you don't have too long. Other anons likely know more than me, I'm just adding what I know. If anyone else would like t tell this cutie how to take advantage of his young age, please add further comments.

also please be New York
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>>30002692
Be careful anons, if this fuccboi offers nudes, they qualify as CP.
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>>30003056
You sicken me ew you fucking gross ass faggot look at what you're doing
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you guys make my job so easy sometimes,thanks.
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>>30003166

Pray tell what you mean
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>>30003165
fuck off mister morals, you're here for cute boys too. I'm just helping other anons find QT bois later.
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>>30002692
>>30003050
here is a guide for you boys to reach your full potential
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>>30003165
Oh whatever, do you really think people that age are babbies or something? I was just about the same at that age, just less wise, I still knew what I wanted in life, and had my first experience with someone 22 years old. Oy vey.
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>>30003222
HEY where you the anon who made that guide? I posted it somewhere else and someone said something that I've been meaning to forward to you
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>>30003184
>>30003242

Get a grip. I can't wait to meet you on the day of the rope.
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>>30003101
thanks for looking out for thirsty robots anon
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are r9gays only interested in sex?
this is why you can't be trusted.
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>tfw you're lifting so you can throw around qt girly bois and rape their bp
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>>30003270
quit it stormfag, da jooz aren't going down any time soon.
>>30003274
you're welcome anon. people can make bad mistakes when horny, and I would hate to see a robot on the new To Catch A Predator.
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>>30003270
I wasn't the one talking to them, I like older people. I'm just saying I dont think the people who did are wrong. Also it'll meet you there faggot, it'll reverse that rope on your ass, I actually excercise and take care of myself.
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>>30003314
>>30003313

I made a new meme for this special occasion of two hivemind (You)s to my bait:

zingle zongle
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>>30003365
wow, I'm so impressed. fuck off and let us enjoy our cute boys in peace.
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>>30002692
>tfw 21 and dating a sqrt(1024)/2 year old gril
I may have made mistakes robots.

A-at least it's legal in my state, r-right?
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>>30003365
Wow you elicited a 30 second response with your 30 second post, then spent some time making a screenshot, gg. I didn't realize I was dealing with the mastermind.
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>>30003426
Just don't get any nudes. That's not a big deal.
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>>30003385

Do you ever wonder what your mothers judgement would be if she was standing over your shoulder seeing you type these things? Try to imagine it. What does it feel like? I'm curious.
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>>30003484
the bitch kicked me out at 16, so feelsgoodmane.
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>>30003508

I hope she sucks your dick faggot.
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>>30003050
>>30003255

nah I didn't make the guide, the guy who made it did email it to me though
I won't post his email here, idk if he cares about that stuff but its not good form to post others info obvi
if you want I can send something to him though, just send it to me
email is [email protected]
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Alright sluts. Who wants the d?
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>>30003525
Don't feel like emailing unless you're the anon in cali, but here's the raw copy of what was said to me by salty /lgbt/ards:

>Finasteride is an easily obtainable alternative to spironolactone, but don't make the mistake of thinking it's superior. It's fucking not. Source: My endocrinologist. There are better alternatives, albeit they are harder to obtain, like GnRH agonists.

>Nowhere does it mention loss of fertility or permanent breast growth. Worse, it says the effects are reversible. This is not true, especially for someone who is still going through puberty.

>5mg finasteride and 2mg estradiol is an unusual HRT regimen which could lead to an imbalance of hormone levels and cause health risks. The guide doesn't cover information about necessary blood work either.

>The worst thing about it all is it suggests HRT as if it's like a temporary lifestyle choice. But now that's just my opinion.

>People can be stupid. This guide is leaving out important information and could really fuck up someone's life. If you're going to play doctor and tell people to take life-changing medication, then you better know what you're talking about.
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>>30003606
Thats true, it's certainly not reversible, it's feminizing the body. It only works for some and the rest are kind of screwed honestly.
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>>30003050
>>30003606
ye I'm the anon in cali
but I am quite robotic irl so I most likely wouldn't want to meet up I think
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MtF pharm fag here.

>>30003222
Is incorrect in many many ways and is dangerous to follow. However, I never knew about this place, and it's interesting, unable to find any actual potent anti-androgens on it.

It's much easier to just go to a specialized counselor - They'll write you a letter of recommendation in a few visits and you can bring it to a doctor, fill out some forms, and get titty skittles for $8 a month with no health risks, chance of being vanned, and you have regular bloodwork.

>>30003606
Correct.
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>>30003299
What's the best exercise to help you lift people? Hammer curls?
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>>30003961
300 rep dick strokes 5 times daily
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>>30004019
I bet many robots already do that.
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>>30003909
b-but you would have to go outside, and talk to somebody... isn't that a bit terrifying?
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i want a cute bf that likes anime and video games and wants to frot together
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>>30005029
The dream, but that's all it will ever be for me. I'll never have anything like that.
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>>30005029
>frotting
I would love a cute bf to frot with desu
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>>30005029
What the hell is frot
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>>30006363
It's when you rub your cocks together and jerk off in harmony
and the tips slide all over eachother spilling out their delicious precum
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>>30002692
Ban city bitch, ban ban city bitch
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