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Fuck you guys. Because of this fucking board I'm now obsessed with Reviewbrah. I think about him all day, I watch his videos obsessively, and I worry about him well being regularly. Fuck you, shitlords. I don't want this obsession.
do you have photos of his mom?
>>30000404
No. I don't care abut his mom, I care about him.
>>30000404
the mom thing is probably a meme though
>>30000697
does his father beat him regularly?
>>30000461
https://youtu.be/TmpxfYDYsAU?t=249
>that pause before he says review
Jesus christ he really is losing it.
Probably contemplated suicide
>>30000762
He beats him if he hasn't beat up the local black kid
>>30000843
John likes to subtly hide redpilled items behind him in his videos
Recently he had Mein Kampf behind him, but removed the video a day later
>>30000768
dang look at his fingernails when he's closing up the cup at 1:00, reviewbrah needs to clip his nails
>>30000883
He's got more to worry about
I'm permabanned food reviewer niggerstomper 58. I first started reading /pol/ when I was about 18, and by 22 I got really obsessed with the concept of "the red pill" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and I would repeat things like "I'm going to cuck my dad" and "I love putting Jews in the oven like a pizza" in my head for hours, and I would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes, etc. Basically prodromal schizophrenia. I'm now on antipsychotics. I always wondered what the kind of "red pill" style of /pol/ humor was all about; I think it's the unconscious leaking into the conscious, what Jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal symptoms. I would advise all people who "get" /pol/ to be careful, because that likely means you have a predisposition to mental illness. This is the voice of the report of the week, signing off.
>>30000955
Spicy, keep the memes flowing lads
>>30000000
just checking to see the GET
>>30000404
>>30000000
oregano123243
>>30000768
what a fucking madman
that was creepy as fuck t b h
>>30000768
>this is
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>review
He looks ready to die
>>30000294
Shit I thought I was the only one, btw his review of burger kings mac and cheetos is tight you should watch it
>>30000294
why does he look so off?
>>30000294
i don't know if you're kidding or not but i'm pretty sure he's a witch because
>I'm now obsessed with Reviewbrah. I think about him all day, I watch his videos obsessively, and I worry about his well being
all of that is true for me. i don't think i'm the only one.
>tfw senpai will never notice me.
i honestly feel like he's going to have a surprise video one day where he admits he has a girlfriend and an extremely normal life and he played us all. he's just too charismatic.
>>30002747
he looks somewhere in between happy and wanting to die.
Same. There is no escape from reviewbrah
>>30003296
Yeah I am the same and it feels weird. I'm worried about him. He sounded pretty down in the last VORW. ;_;
>obviously shilling your own site
stop. nobody cares.
>>30003748
>reviewbrah shilling ever
>>30003818
well he did admit that he used to shill his videos everywhere, didn't he?
>>30002747
This is scary
Non original
I feel like these Reviewbrah threads the past few days have been just 1 or 2 samefags spewing anti-brah hatred.
>>30004046
yeah it's just some underage faggots thinking its funny to mock reviewbrah, when in reality most of us really enjoy his videos and like him as a person because he is just like us.
his videos are just so damn comfy.
>>30000294
dude 100% same here. guy makes me feel so comfy. love him
>>30004046
yeah one is the canadian mental case fag calling him a racist and making up weird rumors
OP here. Please stop filling up this thread with reviewbrah /pol/ bullshit.
>>30003296
I'm not kidding. The man is a fucking enigma. I still don't know if his whole thing is an act or not but either way he intrigues me. Currently I'm going back and watching all of his videos from oldest to newest. He did 70 fucking reviews on energy drinks alone. Who is this man?
>eggman fakes suicide
>all his fans coming to reviewbrah
Get out normies
>>30004960
I don't give a shit about eggman. Irrelevant.
daily reminder that he's related to Lorde, so he gets his money to do what he does that way.
>>30004960
>He was a toby reynolds fan.
Eggman is normie as fuck, faggot. And basic, at that.
What are some videos where review brah gives the food above a 9?
Why are people memeing on this guy?
>reviewbrah goes to hooters
>all he notices is how bad the wings are
>>30005596
He should've ordered the breasts
>>30000816
I absolutely love these two posts
>>30000294
You are such a pathetic femanon.
And you have shit taste in husbandos.
>>30005786
who's your husbando?
originality
>tfw you only watch his videos when you are hungry
>>30005786
Maybe so, but I cant help my tastes, He's just so endearing.
>>30000657
his mom is in every video man it's not a meme
>>30006019
i am his mother and i can guarantee that it's not true.
>>30004900
He's a depressive young guy with a passion for shortwave radio and reviewing fast food. He probably suffers from a thyroid disorder, since in one of his videos there are cookies from an awareness committee all over the kitchen counter.
>>30006148
you left out the passion for fashion.
i hope you faggots realize that you're pulling another Ben Garrison shenanigan
>>30006554
who is, anon?
>>30000768
Guys what can we do to save him? Look at those eyes, I hate seeing him like this.
>>30006645
could leave him alone
>>30000000
don't mind me blox
>>30000768
the internet is poisoning this mans life, hang tough reviewbrah.
>>30000697
His hand looks like a mouse paw.
I wonder how often he got bullied in school.
>>30005932
Not John that's for sure.
>>30006010
He's not. I pity him for being who he is and that's it.
>>30007474
is he really doing that badly?
>>30007597
you don't sound capable of anything that requires empathy or compassion so i doubt you even feel pity.
would you a reviewbrah /r9k/
>>30007606
he seems off lately, idk man.
