Why aren't you playing Go, anon? Don't you want a qt pokegf?
I like Pokemon Go. But I'm really off it after last night.
>saw a Wartortle on my radar
>walk a bit and find it, catch it
>minute later about 40 other people show up
>they all catch it
It's not like my Wartortle is good anymore. Everyone has one. What's the point?
>>29999048
You wait until it becomes Blastoise.
>>29999243
Yeah but soon like 40 other people will have a Blastoise too. And these are the people I'm battling at gyms with.
It doesn't appeal to me. There's a lot more fun I could have outdoors than playing mobile games.
As for the girlfriend: this is somebody who spends their free time playing a mobile game. I'd really be doing you all a disservice to remove somebody with such refined taste from the dating pool.
>>29999368
>>>299999999
>>>300000000
I'm just here to peep these posts lmao
I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, haven't seen a Pokemon once and GPS errors pop up every 10 seconds
Fml
>>30000929
>>>>299999999
>>>>300000000
>I'm just here to peep these posts lmao
I'm a retardd
>>30000929
>>29998931
gps spoofing my man. easy peasy rekting normies in my town.
its too late to catch pokeymans I'll go out tomorow
>>29998931
I can't be bothered going outside and I'm too awkward to talk to women
>>29998931
my phone is too old..
>>30001003
how? I've tried this but even though the map shows up correctly, no objects do. android?
>>30000845
>this is somebody who spends their free time playing a mobile game
>meanwhile you're spending your free time on the worst board on 4chan talking about piss bottles and how all women are whores
I don't have a Google account and don't want to make one because I don't want to get spied on. Also the game doesn't look appealing.
>>30001374
Why are you so assblasted at the concept not everyone wants to play a mobile game? Does the concept hurt your feeble brain or something, you retarded normie shit
>>29998931
It crashes everytime I try to just put in my name
>I don't even have a weird phone
>>30001485
I'm just saying you're being pretty hypocritical for criticizing someone for spending time on their phone while you spend your time on this shithole. Those normies probably have more sex than most of us anyway.
>>29998931
I FUCKINH PLAU T REEEEEEEEEEE
HOW DO I MEET PEOPLE WITH IT
I GOT A PRONLFM WRONG REEEEEEE
I can't believe how much I actually want to 'play' this game.
I loved pokemon as a kid, the thought of walking around in real life and catching them on my phone sounded cool as fuck...
until I looked it up and you don't even fight them.
what the fuck
they ruined everything
>>30001308
computer
oregano i am the hacker
>>30001575
So what? The stories posted here are fun to read. you know what's not fun? going outside and playing a F2P pos game in the vain hopes of getting laid, and when normies are playing it you know it's shit. When I see a group of them playing the game I just want to go ISIS on them.
>lol what we're doing is prob nerdy as fuck xD
pls god why couldn't i be born normal
>>30002050
an android dev emulator or something?
>>30001820
they wont give you all the features in one fell swoop idiot. theyll trickle in the features to maintain interest and keep faggots interested
I dont have a phone and my social anxiety keeps me away from public places.
>>30002171
yes very good youtube tut
follow
>playing a game that requires you to go outside
I thought we told you, yer kind ain't welcome 'round these parts, fucking normie
>>29998931
Any faggot that thinks he will get a girlfriend because he plays a game alot of ther people are playing is a faggot
>>30002184
What? I didn't think they would actually do that because of how shit mobile games are, fuck now I'm a little excited.
I may have to buy a smartphone for this shit.
>>29998931I'm too ugly and socially inept for them, unlike you normies
>>30002652
other*
original mane eeeoo
>>29999368
Reading this post made me realize why robots are the way they are. You don't want competition. You don't see a point.
>>29998931
Because my qt gf plays it.
I never had a strong investment to the Poke series (never been big on skinner box heavy games)
She on the other hand loves it and is hunting bug types after work every day so far.
I've enjoy the park walks and shit though
>mobile data carrier has been fucking me over by only giving me Edge (2g) coverage and I didn't notice this until I tried to play P. Go and I couldn't because I keep dropping packets
>>29999048
>>29999368
>Im not a special snow flake in an rng mobile app game
For fuck sakes some of you bots really do have issues
>>30002114
You are aware that t4chan as a whole is full of normies including here
I mean it's nothing but gender politics and hate with mix in retarded shitposting
That's normies in a nutshell.
>>29998931
My phone is too bad, can't even install the game
>>30001535
this fucking image.
it got me.
>>30002605
>>30003745
>>30002732
http://en.bignox.com/blog/?p=424
this works for me, although honestly i'm kind of bored of it already
>>30004541
Is this safe?
>>29998931
You mean a fucking basic bitch with no taste in anything who follows whatever trend comes her way blindly?
Yeah nah lmao I'd rather stay single.
"playing go"
yeh sure let me go play go by driving to the closest pokestop, a church, and meeting thin air in the parking lot
or no i should go down to the library and try to fuck with the cute little couples. surely she will break up for me, i got a kingler
I play the pokemon go DRIVING VERSION. It involves a lot of stopping and driving down suburbs. My windows protect me from the normies.
>>30004767
no idea tbqhwyf
i partition and keep regular backups so it doesn't really matter. it works, i doubt someone would go through the effort of making an entire android emulator just to troll people looking to play go
>>29998931
Normalfaggots love Pokemon Go, you'd have a better chance of finding an autisto gf by looking for those who don't play it.
>>29998931
>Don't you want a qt pokegf?
Yes, but not the kind you're referring to
>>30004926
how tf do i use this? i have it started but my character is just surrounded by water and i click on the starter pokemon and nothing happens
>>30005219
nvm fixed it
>>29998931
Because I don't have a smartphone. Otherwise I would consider it.
Do you think girls will be impressed with my pokemans
>tfw pokestop is at my work, inside the building
>countless millennials come in asking if they can go through to catch whatever it is
>they don't want to pay admission
>some kids do
>they go in
>come out two minutes later
>spent money to catch a pokemon on a shitty smartphone game
>completely ignored the priceless museum full of history
>walked out staring down at their screen
I guess at least it's getting people to go outside, and enjoy walking. But I honestly don't see the fun in the game itself. I just as easily go on walks or bike rides myself, and the app seems rather boring and next to pointless.
but this is coming from someone who still plays pokemon games on handhelds and emulaters regularly, so what the fuck do I know
>>29998931
Because the game itself is trash. No real battling, just swipe the pokeball to win. It's not fun, it's just instant gratification. And that's not even to mention the fact that it's crafted specifically for nostalgiafags. I'll just wait for Sun and Moon
>>30005633
You are trying way too hard to fit in.
>>30005633
Do you just play nonstop? Jesus
>>30002171
http://mspoweruser.com/play-pokemon-go-windows-pc/
Here you go.
>wont work on my phone
>tablet cant find it in play store
>get it from somewhere else
>pokemons are sideways
>decide to go try it anyways
>on my way out
>servers down
Gods dont want me to play pokemon go.
>>30002828
>You don't want competition.
literally the opposite of what he was saying
They casualized an already casual rpg. Of course its crap.
Not to say pokemon is bad, but it is a generally good first rpg for its simplicity and friendly nature. However, this app is stupidly braindead simple.
>>30005742
Well during the day I work as a doctor
