Can you even pleasure a women with a pencil dick?
>>29997509
>penis size mattering
>current year
pick one
Pleasuring your woman with a dick is the bull's job.
>>29997509
If you consider women masturbates with fingers, then size doesnt really matter that much. Unless she's a whore, of course.
>>29997623
>penis size not mattering
I refuse to believe that you're not a troll.
Someone can't be that stupid.
>New research suggests that a simple measurement -- a "rule of thumb" -- might be the key to the pleasures of sexual intercourse.
About 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone -- that is without the extra help of sex toys, hands or tongue.
so please tell me again why dick size matters? it apparently doesn't do much for them
>>29997761
Yet most women achieve orgasm during rape. Solution? Rape your girlfriend.
>>29997509
I'd take a fucking pin needle dick over a cone dick like that any day
>>29997623
>Pleasuring your woman with a dick is the bull's job.
Robots need to stop obsessing over this meme...
>>29997761
It matters anon. If you whip your tiny 3 incher out she's not gonna be turned on. And that's going to effect her entire mood and take on the intercourse. Literally no on that has ever existed find dicks as small as yours appealing.
>worrying about her pleasure
This is the exact reason you won't please her.
>>29997509
There's a reason why she's not riding that cock OP, guys with big dicks have to settle with hand jobs, hugs, or friend zoning.
>>29997509
Penis size doesn't matter. Clitoris is the most important part anyway. You can fuck woman with big or small dick and she will never come if you don't stimulate clitoris. Orgasms while penetrating only are very rare and made up by porn industry.
Also, dick size can matter if it somehow turns on the woman.
Yes, size matters. I won't even consider having sex with a girl unless her penis is at least 8" and thick.
i'd rather have my slightly above average uncut dick than an uncut treetrunk. i can't imagine that not being painful when she pulls down
>>29998654
>*cut treetrunk
shit
No. Women can only get off with a big cock stretching her pussy.
>>29997871
not him, but homos find my 3.9 inch feminine penis appealing
>>29997871
o shit, I just realised I'm growing that time of beard god help me
gone keep it anyway 2bhfam
It's not about pleasuring women, it's about pleasuring myself.
>>29999571
What kind of shit facial hair do you have?
>tfw 7"x5.3" pindick
End my suffering phampai.
>>29997509
Size matters alot
>7" length
y-yes
>only 5" thick
>literal pencil dick
I would trade 2 inches of length for 2 inches of gith. Girls want nice meaty cocks that they have to put in a headlock in order to jerk off.
>tfw you'll never be able to put a .50 coin or 2 quarters on your dick
>6" girth
>Keep destroying sex toys
>Have to find faggots on grindr for anal
>Can't slide condoms down to the base due to pain for extended periods of time
Stop complaining.
>>29997509
there's such a thing as too big, dick in OP is so big he'll only ever be able to fuck whores.
>>29999834
a little thicker and it's be near-perfect
>>30001473
literally too big, will only ever be able to fuck whores as he's already found out
>tfw 6.25 x 5.5
WELP ONE CHANCE AT LIFE AND I BLEW IT
committing sudoku now
later senpai
>>29997509
This dick is not nearly as big as people here think it is. It's not all that long judging from her hands, and she's not wrapping her whole hand around to make it look thicker.
Who 8x6 here? Literally master race.
You faggots complaining about your "pencil dicks" here when in reality you are all normal or a little above
Try being 6 x 4.8, life is pain, it doesn't even look normal even if the numbers make it seem so, it looks like a literal hot dog weiner, FML
>>30001906
basically, minus a quarter inch of length and plus a quarter inch of girth.
i've never had sex with a girl who didn't bleed from it.
>>30002484
9"x7" here. There's a literal fountain of blood with every thrust lol. She takes it in stride though.
>>29999834
you fucking nigger
im 4.5"x3.5"
you can't know how this feels
Women love dat girth
>>29997509
Nope. just use your mouth
>>29997871
His hair makes me feel better about my hair. :)
>>30003640
Bruh.
You a tranny? Or asian? Thats pretty close to a legit micro penis.
probably not but use your fingers and mouth, fucking hell man this shit isnt difficult
So, how thick is your penis?
Do you have what is needed to give Hermione a mouthful?
>>29997509
Probably not. The real question is, do I care?
>>30004517
im a fatty so pretty sure there's like an inch or so that's behind my flab but that won't help because either way
>ugly
>5'6 manlet
>shitskin spic
>poor
>flunked school
seriously considering suicide fampai, this is impossible mode
>>30005168
I mean if you have legit 3.5" girth you're fucked no matter what. Did you measure it wrong?
>>30003640
3.5"x3.25"
Sometimes I'm happy that I'm trans.
I'd be fucking miserable as a guy.
>>30005367
That doesn't count if the hormones shrunk your willy.
>>29997509
A woman with a pencil dick is not a woman you faggot.
>>30003920
>tfw I have oval-shaped dick
>Unusually thick from front on view, average from side on
I don't know whether to be happy about this or not
>>29998293
Ive been with 2 girls and both came vaginal by penetration
so its not soooo rare
i dunno how to stimulate clit anyway ...
7"x5" here
just fuck my shit up senpai
>tfw manlet
>tfw smaller than average dick
>tfw even if i could charm a girl it wouldn't matter because I suffer from premature ejaculation
>would cum literally the second she touches my dick
Waiting for the sweet release of death.
I'm barely 5 feet and lost my virginity to a guy that was legit 10"
I'd rather be single than ever date a guy smaller than 8", nothing compares quite honestly. The immense pressure from the size and the psychological effect of knowing how rare a dick like that is addictive
>>30005572
eat the truth robots
>>30005572
t. fat white virgin in his basement.
>>30005572
For this shitposting I reward you with this image.
>be with a woman (far fetched, I know)
>get pencil
>open up the roast
>put the pencil (eraser side ofc) into the clit
>move around, find out where she moans harder
> try to press into that spot more and more
idk about dick size though, what do I look like, a fucking normee who gets laid??????
I'm slightly above average and I'm still self conscious about it.
>>30005572
anything above 8'' stabs your cervix, and this is for sure bait because if you were 5 feet, anything above 7'' will just thrust into your cervix
rate my mangled, dry pencil dick
>>30005821
There are women out there that actually like big cocks, anon
Even if it's more of a fetishism thing
>>30006032
Seems about average.
Any women who isn't satisfied with that is a slut that you don't want to be spending much time with anyway.
>>30006032
Pretty skinny, senpai. You want the shaft to be at least as wide as the mushroom tip part.
>>30006499
>>30006529
killing myself asap, this was the final straw
>>30005479
Buddy, how so you know they came? There is nothing inside the vagina to make penetration pleasing for woman
>>30001244
You're me, holy fuck
>looks thick from the back though
>tfw 6.75" x 5.5"
>tfw perfect bf dick
>>30005479
your girth?
>>30007128
Lmao
I love the little stories you guys tell yourselves
>have 4 inch girth
Just end me, no girl will ever see it.
>>29997509
Thread is unclear: do you have a pencil dick or does the woman have a pencil dick?
>>30008909
Tell me, if you are so experienced, what inside woman's vagina feels good for her if there are only few nerve endings? You are the one that is making yourself look like an idiot, because you seem to not know anything about female's body
>>30008921
it is less then to fingers wide? also what is the length
>>30006032
Literally my dick. Fuck I need to make it wider. How can I do this?
I refuse to believe you can change pretty much any muscle in your body except your dick muscle.
>>30009299
>dick muscle
someone tell him...
my girlfriend said i did ;)
>>30009323
Tell what?fdfdf
>>30009270
Yea, it's less. About 5.5-6 in length.
C-Can I be a big dick? 19cm
>>30010713
>only 19 cm
>not even 25cm
You need 25 MINIMUM to be a man, ideal is at LEAST 40cm. She won't even orgasm if you can't penetrate her cervix and turn the back of her womb into mince beef, then cum directly down her fallopian tubes.
>>29997509
OP my pee pee is fine
>>30010821
Just like in my favourite hentai sempai
>>30010864
That yours fampai? Wanna shove you cock deep in myboipussy and mess up myboicervix?
>>30010932
Only if you wear cute clothes and scream like japanese girls
>>30011100
Sounds good bud but you have to buy and pick the clothes
L O N D O N?
>>29997689
>If you consider women masturbates with fingers, then size doesnt really matter that much.
And men masturbate with their hands, so they don't need vaginas. Idiot.
>>30011128
I will pick up some cute pink slutty outfit for you, post boipucci
>17cm length
>14.5cm circumference
Anal is out of the question. Blowjobs usually involve lots of teeth. But I do like that I have a big penis.
inb4 trolls saying how it's average
>>30011206
>pink
Nah ya blew it, now I'm not gonna blow ya
Thanks for the fap fuel though you retarded homo-normie
>>30009370
The dick is not a muscle. You can't train it to get bigger.
>>30011233
>implying im an homo-normie
you are the fruty boy here fag
>mfw not even average length
>mfw preteen girth
feels nice to be a null-man
>>30011268
>posts picture of himself online
>has money
>confident he can get some fruityboy fucc
>willing to meet people
Your normieness is terminal.
>>30011279
>Face and dick are not the same, no ones going to recognise you by your dick
>dady and mummy have monies
>Implying you wouldnt be willing to fuck boipucci with you BMC (big mediterranean cock)
>>30011404
Just post some more dick you manwhore
>>30011165
>And men masturbate with their hands, so they don't need vaginas. Idiot.
How can you misss the point so much?Is it autism?
>>30006032
>americans literally defend circumcision
>>30011426
you are a faggot, but im a good man so here you go
>>30011636
Underside looks like chicken skin desuI have the same thing I fucking hate it reeee why couldn't I have a cute aesthetic feminine dick
>>30011700
Does not really bother me senpai, I think my wee wee looks good
>>29997509
why do you care about their satisfaction ? so beta
>>30011741
if you have good weewee there's no reason for you to be robot
>tfw only 5 inches
>>29998780
that's disgusting, how do you even get that pale?
>>30011772
Looks>being confident >wee wee
Though im overcoming this problem, the secret is getting drunk and just speak, the wee wee and looks do the rest
>>30011255
b-but there has got to be a solution to this nightmare. (not that guy)
t. micropepe
>>30011831
you don't get it, it works subconsciously. deep down you already feel good about yourself because of your dick. our feelings towards our dick is really important
>>30011854
It indeed is, but being handsome is a major confidence booster even more than your dick, if you have both, you are good to go just work on some social skills, as I have said getting drunk helps speak with people
>>30006032
>>30008921
Just when i think i have a pencil dick, posts like this make me feel a lot better. Thanks phamalam.
Mine still has some nasty scars though. Never taking a dick pic.
>>30011827
By standing in the light that comes from a window.
>>29997509
>caring about giving women pleasure
>>29997725
did you not read the bull part? no shit he's shitposting fuck's sake anon
>>30005083
Rollingasfqaer2q35rawecsrwte
>>30011831
>>30011741
>>30011636
>>30011206
>>30011100
>>30010864
>>30010713
so jealous of you. kind of confused whether i want to be you or want to suck you
>>29997761
>About 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone
Sounds like 75% of men have dicks too small to pleasure a woman.
Who here made a girl cum with your dick alone? I have
>>30012619
i've been to lolcow, reddit, anywhere where there are women online, and the statistics is true. duration and her feelings towards you is what makes them orgasm. i mean if they like big dicks and you have one, it can happen too. remember that trash girls exist. most girls told me that it already feels good even when only the head is penetrated. you're so young my friend, keep living.
I'm 7.5 x 4.5
I've had one sexual partner and she enjoyed it. I could get her off with one finger so I don't think it matters much.
>>29997509
5.5 x 4.5
Also a virgin, i hope one day somebody will murder me in my sleep without me knowing.
>>30012487
Its not all games and fun senpai, im a manlet 5`9 but once you overcome that fact everything is fine
>>30012747
dude we're dick bros
>>30012804
its easy to be positive when you hv a big dick
>>30012248
How do I get to this mode?
How would I go about handling being exposed through social media by her?
HOW DO I ACT LIKE I DON'T CARE???
>>30012830
awesome
can you murder me then please? please dick bro.
Why does /r9k/ always talks about dicks?
4.5 x 5 here
i don't care about women honestly, it's just that when i see someone bigger than me i feel so bad about myself, like i feel verrry intimidated and inferior. my dick is the only thing that stops me from loving myself.
>>30012860
I say it again
Looks>being confident>wee wee
Even if its way below average just step up you mouth/hand game
>>30012876
penis is very influential in male's mental and psychological development/condition
>>30012866
we can put our heads together and ill pull the trigger killing us both
guys what do you think about my cock?
>>30012891
but anon if i had a big dick i would literally be more confident. having a small dick means less confidence and less likely to talk to girls knowing that i cant please her with my current package.
>>30012917
Looks maybe above average? Can't really tell from that image, no sense of scale.
>>30012917
not small. so what's your life difficulty ?
How the fuck do I shave my balls properly?
I don't even care about the itching.
>>30012922
thats true, but in my opinion looks are a major confidence booster way more than your wee wee since it is the first thing the notice
>>30012917
Nice girth and curve 2bh
>>30012978
i dont even use a razor , i just use hair removal cream everywhere on my junk and let it work it's magic. does not burn or anything, the brand i use is nads.
we dicklets have no chance to properly satisfy woman
she will always look on chads massive dongs behind your back
>>29997509
Lads, if you're feeling depressed about your dick size:
>go to sex toy website
>find a dildo the same size as your dick (or smaller)
>read the reviews
5" girth 6" length
averagefag...
>>30013016
>hair removal cream
>doesn't burn
>>29997509
How can you even hope to compete?
>>30013135
Only if your an idiot and use it longer then 15 minutes, otherwise no it wont fucking hurt you, stop being a baby. Much better then risking a razor to your balls.
>>30013146
People with this much body hair need to laser it all off.
Disgusting.
>>30012975
about 16 cm, not long i guess average...
>>30013372
Yeah thats in the average of what most people are.
Your girth seems above average though.
>>30013372
14cm (=5'5) is average world wide, so your dick is above average. be happy.
>>30010713
>>30010864
you fucking insecure faggots
>>30012619
i am 18cm, and i never got a girl to orgasm with my dick alone, with my tongue i make them cum in no time
>>30013481
same dick senpai
>>30006032
it's pretty big anon, definitely much bigger than mine.
>>30013432
i bought some urethral sound and when i use them my cock goes to 18 cm and more...it's awesome.
>>30013501
Its all about the rhytm you do not just stick it inside you pound it real hard and following a rhytm like if you wanted to destroy that pussy with your cock
>>30013568
missionary i fuck her slow and steady
doggy i fuck her like i hate her
>>30013501
it depends on the girl, your synergy and a ton of other things
>>30013591
I came up with exercises to help that, go into a push up position on the floor and trust your hips to the floor like if you were fucking the floor.
I think it does help with your stamina
>>30013146
robots don't even know how to take pics of there dicks lol why is your dick so dark lol you prob death grip it every week!
>>30013640
hm, i will try that. thanks for the tip anon
>>30013667
It's dark because I'm not white.
>>30013678
It sound weird as fuck but it helps, also body weight exercises and cardio are mandatory
>>30013785
i do bodyweight exercises daily, still skinny as fuck tho but its starting to show, definatly feel much better about my body since i started doing exercise
>>30013880
and for cardio i go running for 1,5 hours every other day
>>30013167
>risking a razor to your balls
You pretty much have to actually try to cut yourself for that to happen. Shaving your balls is easier than shaving your face.
>>30005367
>>30005168
are u both sure that its so small? 3.x inches in girth is tiny.
cant really believe this. can u maybe make a picture?
17cm here
What do you guys think??
>>30009299
jelqing. worked for me. but the results arent that big and it takes quite a while
>>30013947
look good, would suck/10
>>30013372
>>30012917
whats the girth ?? can u mesaure it? it looks big
>>30013880
How much body weight exercises do you?
4x3 trousers pencil
never used for PiV
5x4 inches
pic is a little off but whatever
>>30014034
How the hell is it possible to have such small girth?
Asian genes? Measuring wrong? 3" girth is like very fucking skinny. I think it would be rarer to be that skinny than 5.5"+ girth.
>implying I've even gotten to the point where I can worry about my dicksize
How do i get to the non relative girl wants to be alone with me and have anything to do with my dick stage?
>tfw no matter what I achieve no women will love me for real
>>30014021
i do 3 sets of 25 for each exercise
morning:
sit-Ups
push-ups
pull-ups
evening:
squats
lunges
chin-ups
>>30014076
if you think 3,75x3 is micro you have never seen a micropenis
>>30014137
what do you eat for the whole day
>>30014152
it is the upper limit
Stop trying to be a smart ass faggot
morning
cerial + coffee
mid day (cant remember the correct word for it, english isnt my first language)
most of the time i get chicken noodles or something similar from a place near my work
evening
depends what i have home, always something meat based tho
>>29997509
If shes really tight, then yes, if shes average then no. One time, me and my ex got really fucking drunk and we started sharing past experiences, this is what she told me
>Pencil dicks are the worst. Girth >>>> Lenght
>Most girls think a big dick is arousing mentally, but not necessarily so pleasant physically
>One guy she had been with was apparently so big that it hurt more than it felt good, and she had several friends with the same experience. Inn other words, porn dicks are a hassle most of the time
>>30014076
I lost it at the notepad window. It seems to be to scale too
>>30014157
forgot to click your no.
>>30014186
>>30014188
Did she ever elaborate on how skinny a dick needs to be to be a pencil dick?
>>30014076
C-can someone please explain to me what the hell the second measurement is? Diameter? I can't imagine even a 3 inch diameter.
>im sorry pls forgive my ignorance, friends
>>30014205
It's circumference friend
>>30014195
I took a ruler to my screen to set it to scale, yes.
>>30005083
race war now end all niggers
>>30014219
wew okay I'm stupid. THANK YOU MUCHLY. I will go out into the world and use this knowledge
>>30014203
Not really, but i'm guessing anything below 3 inches girth would be considered skinny, mine is about 5 in girth, and she told me that was "perfect for her"
>>29997509
You can't please a woman with anything less than a 9" dick, the kind belonging to Chad. Once a woman has had a big dick, she has nothing but contempt for anything smaller than that dick.
>>30014367
Chad doesn't need a big dick.
Chad can lie to a girls face about his dick size and they'll believe him.
>>30014392
They see Chad's dick when they suck and ride it, though.
Besides, Chad is always huge.
>>30008921
>mfw my dick is literally this
end my fucking life
the best part of being ugly is no one will see my tiny dick
>>30014404
>Besides, Chad is always huge.
Chad is good looking and confident.
Dick size has nothing to do with it.
>>30011833
I hear if you get on your knees and suck bigger dicks than your own you won't feel so bad about having a tiny one.
>tfw uncut 7x5inc
>>30014015
i'm so sorry, i already came, my dick is limp right now, i can't do any more measuring...
>>30013372
same size as you but girth is way smaller :/
>>30014076
>little off
>>30014650
don't worry there will be always a qtpie who will like your penis (and what's attached to it) , just don't give up :)
>>29997509
>caring about a woman's pleasure
You fucking betas are brainwashed
>>30008921
Where did you find a picture of my dick?
Also brb, killing myself.
>>30014697
>Avg 5.75 x 4.67
>Literally 8 inches
Seems legit
Cant complain though ;)
>>30014404
Chad can have a 6" dick and a girl will literally brainwash herself into thinking it's an 8" dick. Robots can pull out an 8" dick and she'll think it's a big, disgusting thing that hurts her cervix at every stroke because he doesn't make her wet and excited.
>>30014740
>Getting cheated on
>Not beta
>>30014847
my friend has a thick dick and has been cheated on by his past 2 girlfriends
so...something isn't adding up
>>30014876
Girls want everything. His thick dick might have helped him get a gf but clearly he hasn't got enough other positive traits (height, status, money, looks, etc. ) to make them monogamous. He's basically a fuckbuddy that's not good enough to date I'd say.
>>30014921
so basically unless you're the 1% of the 1% of men a woman won't stay with you? sounds bullshit to me
>>30014967
Its just /r9k/ being /r9k/ and trying to justify why they have nogf. Nearly everyone on this board is actually delusional.
What positions would be optimal if I am 6 inches long and 4.7 inch - 5.0 inch(on a good day) girth?
inb4 cutting it off
>>30015070
Thats perfectly average and 99% of positions should be fine.
>>30014967
No. You misunderstand. 1. While girls want everything, they will eventually settle down once the years start creepng up. 2. Girls prefer traits that can be acknowledged by their friends than hidden traits, that's why a goodlooking Chad can get away with having a smaller dick but a Robot with a secret big dick is worth nothing.
To get a young woman to stay with you, you will need to be a toptier Chad or completely destroy her self-confidence so she thinks you are one.
I have a big ol meaty dick and it's only ever caused problems once we actually start fucking. I always go to deep and cause pain, ha e to stop for a minute, repeat. It completely throws off rythym and I've never been able to go full savage mode on any girl I've been with.
>>30001244
>wants to be 5x7
Girls hate short, fat dicks even more than long, skinny ones
>>30005083
looking forward to death
>>30013880
>chest squeezes
kek, do people actually do that shit?
>>29997509
I only have a 6"er but a few days ago I gave this girl a great time im surprised.
>>30005083
6" guy here again. Dang I am only big enough to make her look only 3/5 the way pleasured I could see it in her face.
