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>you have been bullied your whole life
>chad makes your crush his wife
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>you stay at home and watch Love live! Sunshine!!
>chad fucks her outside and enjoys his love life in the sunshine
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>you convince yourself your life is not worth a damn
>CHAD is making with her a brand new human

>you're brandishing a knife and are about to kys
>CHAD is pumping her taco with piss

>the blood sprays and pours on the floor
>while CHAD is making her ask for more

>to your funeral nobody goes
>meanwhile she's sucking CHAD's toes

>you go up to St Peter and again get rejected
>meanwhile CHAD and her sexted

>you spend your eternity in hell cos you did nothing right
>she was too attracted to CHAD's FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT
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>>29997557
Love Live Sunshine is bullshit, its the same as Love Live S1 but with different characters.
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>>29997557
>sunshine rhymed with sunshine

anon...
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>You make another ironically shitty poetry thread
>Chad makes her burp the alphabet while giving him head.
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>>29997488
most people get bullied and still marry anyway DX
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>>29997684
>DX
end yourslelf
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>>29997626
Yep. Chika is basically Honoka, the student council is Eli/Nozomi all over again, it really pisses me off. I only like Chika's childhood friend and the red haired girl.
>>29997653
it's not supposed to rhyme, I was using the same words in a different context. It's often used in rap
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>>29997488

Stop living in the past and move on. After all you said it yourself she was just a crush.
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>>29997699
REEEEE NOBODY ASKED YOU, HOMO
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>>29997715
>It's often used in rap
>rap is retarded

what else is new?
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>The bitter taste of life you loathe, and sit forlorn
>Inside her womb, Chad's seed takes form
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>on the pc you are
>le sadpanda you open
>while chad and your oneitis
>you will never use your benis
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>>29997748
Every time I mention rap, people immediatly get hostile. Why? I don't even listen to it.
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>she sees your post and unfriends you with haste
>she licks chad's asshole just to see how it tastes
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>>29997748
t. guy who listens to nightcore only
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>you want to take her for walks
>Chads take her with their cocks
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>>29997799
nigger detected. keep enjoying your """"music""""
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>You wrote her a sonnet and then you recite it
>She's texting Chad as she tells you she likes it
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>>29997488
>dogs fuck girls
>most men are fucking girls
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>you know there is no going back
>as chad cums inside you crush the sentiment is the same
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>>29997776
4chan is for youngsters, who don't get rap.
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>you're now 30y old
>you're a NEET but don't give a fuck and do what you want with your life
>crush got fat and is busy with kids
>some aunt got hit by her chad but is still with him
>cousins got kids and are busy with kids
>some went single mothers
Yeah, sure I don't have a perfect life but somehow I'm glad I'm not in their shoes.
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>>29997969
i hope more poor people stop looking for families. they break apart so easily.
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>You transitioned so that Chad would love you
>But all he gave you was an anal bruise
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>you google her name and look at her pics
>chad spits on her face and cums on her tits
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>>29998000
Why were we even born into this life?

humiliation?
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>Chad derides you as a wussy
>Trembling, you offer him your boypussy.
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>>29998182
stop turning me on anon
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>>29998038
yeah and to be a consumer.
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>>29997488
>you come here to post these
>chad fills her mouth with piss

>you dream about eating tendies with Stacey
>Chad fuck her at the dressing room in Macey's

>"omg anon you are so nice"
>"omg chad you are my vice"

>you write about her in your blog
>stacey is fucking chad's dog

>your heart has a hole like a crater
>she wishes chad would just rape her

>your eyes shine in her presence
>chad's cum gets on her lenses

>"she wouldn't lie to me" you say on denial
>she has those three Chads ready on speed dial

>you don't know how to express your love
>she fits around chad's cock like a glove

>you come here and shitpost to provoke
>she's using chad's cock for snorting his coke
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>>29998460
>>you write about her in your blog
>>stacey is fucking chad's dog

God fucking damn I kek'd.
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>YOU POST SCREEDS THAT DON'T RHYME OR SCAN
>CHAD'S POEMS HAVE METRE COS HE'S THE MAN
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>She looked sad in church and then soon fell away
>She gained back her Sundays to service Chad's johnson all day
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> YOU HOPE TO POST A GET
> CHAD GIVES HER ANAL SEX
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> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A POEM IS
> CHAD SPRAYS HER HEAD TO TOE WITH JIZZ
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> YOUR FAILURE MAKES YOUR FATHER HOWL
> CHAD MAKES HIS PARENTS PROUD
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> YOUR LIFE IS A COMPLETE FIASCO
> CHAD WORKS WITH HER IN SAN FRANCISCO
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> YOU HOPE FOR FOR A GLIMMER OF HOPE
> CHAD'S ALREADY TIED THE ROPE
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>YOU TYPE YOUR COUPLET USING ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS
>CHAD JAMS HER VAGINA FULL OF FEATHERS
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>>29997488
>chad knocks her up
>she leaves chad
>chad drops out of college
>chad pays child support and lives as a wagekek

>meanwhile you stay comfortable in your room with not a care for the outside world
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> YOU FAILED AT USING AN EXIT BAG
> CHAD HANGED HIMSELF WITH A RAG
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> YOU CAN'T AFFORD A KEYBOARD WITH SMALL TYPE
> CHAD CUTS HER HAIR WITH A KNIFE
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> YOU SERIOUSLY CONSIDER BECOMING A FURRY
> CHAD'S GOT A NICE CAT THAT'S REALLY PURRY
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> YOUR SOUFFLE DOES NOT RISE
> YOU ARE SHAMEFUL IN CHAD'S EYES
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> YOU POST FROG MEMES FROM THE SHITTER
> CHAD POSTS ABOUT POLITICS ON TWITTER
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> YOU'RE PRETTY AFRAID OF COOKING CHICKEN
> CHAD'S FRIED BIRD IS FINGER LICKIN'
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> YOUR KALE CHIPS ARE DRY AND PRETTY BRITTLE
> CHAD'S BAKING HOME-MADE SKITTLES
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> YOU GETTING A PARKING TICKET FOR GOING FIVE SECONDS OVER TIME
> CHAD CRASHES HIS LAND ROVER AND IS FINE
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> YOU TRY YOUR BEST AND DON'T SUCCEE
> CHAD GIVES YOU WHAT YOU WANT BUT NOT WHAT YOU NEED
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> YOU SHIT IN HER LETTER BOX
> IT'S ALREADY FULL WITH CHAD'S COCK
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Chads will win
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>You meme "Here come dat boi shit waddup"
>He treats your crush as his cumming cup
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>making a person the object that your life centers around.

truly a terrible beta way to live, giving a fuck about a woman who isnt in your pocket is pathetic, live your life for you and dont expect happiness from someone else, because they can take it away just as easy.
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>you give bucks
>chad gives fucks
>you're studying the law of conservation of mass
>chad's pounding her virgin ass

>your obesity gives you angina
>chad fucks her vagina
>you loved her in junior high
>chad's giving her a cream pie
>she's your heart throb
>she's giving chad a rim job
>You're eating ready-made meals for one
>she's eating buckets of chad's hot cum
>you want to be her boyfriend
>chad has apprehended her backend
>you can't even ask her out on a date
>she having threesomes with Chad and his mate
>your sleep is filled with romantic dreams
>chad's ears are filled with her frantic screams
>you wake up crying in bed
>she wakes up chad with head
>your're permissive
>she's chads submissive
>she says you're like a brother
>chad makes her a mother
>you're someone she talks to, leans on and trusts
>chad eats her share of pizza, leaving only the crusts
>you drive 30 miIes to watch her sick cat
>chad tells her mother that she's into scat
>you lecture anon with a useless English degree
>she takes Chad's cock with gusto, blissfully
>Chad went to college as an English major
>Stacy's cunt was the page, his cum the ink for his dissertation paper
>Mom says that you're the reason for your father's suicide
>Simultaneously, Chad cums inside
>your sexual experience comes from Moonguard RP
>she enjoys the hottest guys at the college party orgy
>she participates in refugee "welcome parties"
>it's your tenth fap to porn from /r/sharpies
>you're planning your own death
>chad has her out of breath
>you're reading about ways to suicide
>chad's marrying his beautiful bride
>you say height doesn't matter
>chad fills her with baby batter
>Stacy doesn't know you exist.
>Chad convinced her to let him fist.
>you think shes got style and class
>at night she eats chad's ass
>Stacy drives a sedan while making plans with fans.
>Your a trans collecting cans and picking up pecans.
>your obesity gives you angina
>chads pounding her vagina
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>>29997488
Chad here. I just fucked your crush right in the pussy and she liked it. There's nothing you can do about that.
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>>29997861
enjoy your kpop """""""""""""""""""""''music"""""""""""""""""""""''


hot damn, get rid of the robot
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