Fembots, why aren't you having sex with robots?
>>29996861
because they have standards anon...
they have standards;-;
I'm saving myself for marriage and robots here don't want to marry anyone.
Fembots, what would it take to get a blowjob from you?
>>29996973
chili cheese fries
chili dog
a bowl of chili
>>29996955
Ill marry you Kumiko
We're robots. With all that this involves. Usually unattractive.
We're far away.
Some of us are just jerks or even sociopaths.
Some of us are truly nice, but could very immature and depressed. That's hard to deal with.
>>29996896
Owh. Gotta feel bad for some of our femanons...
A lot of robots have way too high standards though, it's ridiculous. They'd rather be alone than have a whatever low/10 gf that would actually appreciate them and they complain all day anyway. They're pretty much trolls.
>>29996955
be my qt fiancee
>>29996896
femanon be my fuck doll
>>29996955
>Tfw I post I want to wait for marriage I'm told I'm a prude and need to fuck girlz now.
I wish I could actually meet a girl like this.
>>29996861
I just want a GF who isn't fat and has a average face.
Having sex with spergy old childhood friend.
I don't think that even if he was out of the equation that I could fuck somebody I'd known for less than five years.
>>29997786
>Having sex with
Fuck off normalfag you aren't a bot
>>29996955
you just want the "married" status so you can tell your friends, its more important to you than love or companionship, we dont want to marry, we want a relationship, we want to be loved, marrying is something that will come naturally
>>29997894
>you just want the "married" status so you can tell your friends
What friends?
>>29997894
80% of women just want to get married for the wedding and the wedding party
Because they're ugly and looserrs lol aha and plus I already have a boyfriend
>>29996955
you know why i refuse to marry?
how do i know you aren't a complete slut?
how do i know that?
>>29997946
And the divorce payment
>>29997953
>how do i know you aren't a complete slut?
I still have my hymen and I'm a shut-in.
>>29997886
>r9k being robot majority/about robot topics
Not since the Umpqua shooting.
Look at this thread, look at the catalog.
We're whiny pretentious /b/ now.
>>29997985
Would you be a nice homemaker, and have lots of cute little babbies :3
>>29996896
Probably something like this, they're holding out for someone/something.
There a lot of robots, who are even okay looking, who would gladly date a 2/10 looking girl they had some common interests with. I think for a lot of us we're past the point of caring about looks and just care about interpersonal compatibility.
>>29996992
glad its not anal
>>29997953
What do you guys consider a complete slut?
>>29998085
Has had pre-marital sex
>>29998085
Anyone who chooses to have casual sex.
Sex with someone you're in a committed relationship with is okay though.
would any fembots be my gf?
>>29998017
Nice deflection normalwhore
Fuck off
>>29996861
Fembots, like all women, want Chad and only Chad until they turn 28 and hit the wall, in which case they'll settle for a beta provider.
>>29998130
Nice try cunt this is a before pic from a rate thread, and isn't even what that guy looks like now.
I'm afraid robots will beat me and treat me like garbage just for existing.
>>29998198
pIease be in brisbane
>>29998198
do you have any hot kinks?
>>29996955
>I'm saving myself for marriage and robots here don't want to marry anyone.
tfw
>I'm 18
>a guy
>I belief in the saving yourself until marage meme
>tfw I'll never find a girl who'll thinks the same and will most likely marry a roastie who'll take advantage of me
>>29998132
>deflection
Your hugbox has been pried open, you're like a worm exposed after rainfall, writhing in the sun.
It's over.
>>29998273
>The Normalfag is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Normalfag and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."
Keep trying to shift focus. But I'm not going to change, get the fuck out you stupid normalfag.
Tear me apart robots. Be honest.
>>29997911
its just a way of talking, because woman cant into friendship either, but when they come into another human being they want something to show. that is why the ring and the party are so important
>>29998344
Serial Killer cannibal tier pic
>>29998332
Saying it's not for robots tacitly admits normalfaggotry you dumb nigger.
>>29996861
They're too short.
>>29998085
Any woman with more than one sexual partner in her life.
So effectively, all of them.
>>29996861
because i am a virgin and i want my first sex to be done in the right situation. i don't take it lightly. i stayed a virgin for two reasons
1) waiting for someone who actually loves me, likes me and is attracted to me (i'm not attractive so this is a hard one) and who i love, like and am attracted to.
2) i have had severe social anxiety since i was about 14 that has left me with zero social life because i could barely leave my house, couldn't go to social occasions at all (not that i was invited anywhere after the age of 17) and couldn't even speak to people online for a long time.
i would like to find a non-"redpilled" robot (basically, an autistic spaghetti boy or an angry misanthrope or both) to love but i really hate myself and though i have thought about contacting people, i just fear i'll be rejected so much that i can't do it. there's probably more to it but you get the picture.
tldr is basically that i desperately want love but i'm too fucked up for love
>>29998344
I would be scared as fuck to be in your presence
You're probably a 2
But I bet you're really good at CSGO, wanna play sometime?
>>29998198
Please be in the vicinity of Albany
>tfw you will never have a fembot gf who will actually be happy that you treat her like a human being instead of getting off on being degraded and bullied
>>29998439
>i would like to find a non-"redpilled" robot (basically, an autistic spaghetti boy
this fits me
>>29998486
PATHETIC THIRSTY KEKS
Is there a new word filter or why is cuck (c.uck) turning into kek
>>29998439
autistic spaghetti boy here
pls be in murrica and enjoy vidya and hiking
I really have no standards as long as you fembots like the same things I do
>>29998040
This. As long as she doesn't weigh more than me (this is the male version of girls not wanting to date someone shorter than them by the way) I can forgive anything else as long as she has a non-standard mind and isn't just one more bitch off the assembly line. I will even settle for a pleb as long as her interests are genuine and passionate and not just shit she pretends to be into to attract mates.
>>29998164
you don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, please delete your post
>>29998374
Made me smile. Thank you anon!
>>29998451
A 2? Explain further. Also no, my toaster can't run anything from after 2005. And I'm mellow as fuck and will smoke you up. Or pills, if you're into that. If you have Live and BLOPs II or III or any of the Borderlands i'll play with ya. Or Mercs2, and some others but I forget. Every game I have is dead except for shooters which I'm not that good at sadly.
>>29998689
Send gt pls
>>29998371
I don't want a ring and I don't want a party. I just want a set in stone commitment.
>>29998747
So date a nice Catholic boi :3
>>29998439
I'm generally an autist but I have a part time and I go to school, so I'm not a NEET. I live in Canada.
>>29998747
in other words the status
sorry but i know your kind too well
>>29998828
I have no friends so no. I want a marriage because I know the guy won't just leave me when he gets what he wants from me because there are consequences at that point.
>>29996861
From what I've read and seen, dating a 4channer is basically rolling the dice on being physically abused, manipulated, or financially supporting their dead weight
There is no such thing as fembots. Just stupid roasties who are exactly the same as all other roasties.
>>29998867
>I want a marriage because I know the guy won't just leave me when he gets what he wants from me because there are consequences at that point.
>>29998789
>>29998898
Where did you hear that?
I dated a femanon and the most "abusive" thing I did was encouraging her to diet and exercise because she was obese.
>>29998898
this
I dated a girl from r9k
one of the meanest people i've ever met, incredibly emotionally manipulative
pretty sure she had bpd
>>29999043
fucking misogynist
>>29998718
YooperMadness
What ever happened to mystery.jpg?
>>29997985
That's one of the things that attracted me to my internet girlfriend
>>29998486
>>29998573
>>29998814
i don't know if you guys responded genuinely but i can't even deal with the thought of speaking with someone on a regular basis because it will only be a few hours/days/weks before they want pictures and dirty talk and all kinds of relationship stuff that i am not ready for. i can't stand having people want something from me. i am 14 years old on the inside and i am afraid of people, especially guys. i have no idea how any of this works and it scares the shit out of me. i just wanted to answer the OP question and let you know that girls who could genuinely be interested you for being yourself exist and that it's not just a meme. there are just fewer of us, i think.
i wish normal girls who loved spaghetti boys and were capable of making them happy were out there. i truly don't understand or relate to the current trends in physical/emotional/mental preferences of 95% of women. it's probably just that i can relate so maybe it makes sense that my taste isn't the norm because my life experience hasn't been the norm. but a lot of "fembots" are just girls who predatorily want a guy with lower social status than them and don't genuinely appreciate them. like normies who go for ugly girls cause they think they're too desperate to cheat.
so i guess i wish i was less mentally ill and could be the one because then i would be happy too but if i wasn't so weird then i might not be able to relate and appreciate you all. it's just another example of the torture of being socially awkward.
anyway, i guess now i will fade back into the anonymous because i feel that i have posted a lot of retarded shit here and am having a heart attack of shame. good day spaghetti boys. you are the only quality people that exist because you know the deal.
>>29998898
would you rather roll your dice with normies?
That feel when you will never find a girl who saved herself like you and you will never have a chance to meet one because you are a shut in and don't talk to people even online.
End it lads.
>>29999359
He has a point.
I imagine fembot gfs are better than normal gfs
>>29999318
Yeah it was a genuine response, your first post essentially describes the ideal person many of us would like to date; you have severe social anxiety and a painful fear of the opposite sex, and intimate relationships like we do, you let emotional and psychological intimacy take precedent over physical intimacy, you want to love and be loved with someone who authentically likes you for you but feel to much embarrassment and self hatred to initiate things yourself like we do. Anyway thanks for the glimmer of hope, it's nice to know that such a thing exists.
if GET religion of peace needs to be obliterated from existence
>>29999318
Wait spaghetti girl! I don't mind if you're awkward or not, in fact, your respond was very genuine and that's what I'm looking for in a girl. I'm the anon from Canada so if you live in Canada, just say so and maybe we can exchange emails or something. I'm fine with just talking to a girl for the sake of just talking.
>>29998898
Not really, that only happens when you go for the most showy ones. People should know that charisma is the Devil's power.
>>30000829
>that only happens when you go for the most showy ones
that's in the nature of all women though
>>29998040
this
I dont even care that much about being a virgin any more, just want to love and be loved
>tfw no shy ugly fembot that will never leave me
>>29999427
I know that feel
>>29998040
Girls gain a few points when their eyes light up when they see you desu.
>>30001113
Yeah that's incredibly true.
I knew a girl who was probably from an objective perspective pretty average looking, but because we felt so strongly for one another, I really loved her face, and I'd rather stare at her face than any other girl's.
God damn it why did you have to turn so cold
>>30001172
lmao, blue-pilled cuck
>>30001207
>man wants to be loved and fulfill his biological impulses
>LMAO KEK LMAO
>>30001207
I hope someday you meet someone who makes you feel loved anon, it's one of the greatest feelings in the world.
>>30001225
>fulfill his biological impulses
that doesn't necessarily involve being emotionally destroyed when some roastie inevitably gets bored of you
>>29996861
I'm not having sex with anyone
originininal
>>30001261
She didn't get bored, I broke it off because she became emotionally abusive after she stopped taking her medication for her borderline personality disorder.
Probably one of the most awful mental disorders to have.
>>29998718
>>29999183
>tfw you go on Live and anons don't play with you. ;_;
Went to all the trouble of dragging the modem down there too. Double ;_;
>>30001305
>her medication for her borderline personality disorder.
you don't treat borderline with medication. if she told you that, she was lying. cant take pills to fix a personality disorder.
>>30001424
She was going to therapy and had some pills prescribed by her psychiatrist to stabilize her mood.
>>29999318
>ywn never see spaghetti girl again
Probably an autist baiting us, tho ;-;
>>30001305
>emotionally abusive
Heh yeah. That's why I worry about the mentally ill girls. I thought it wouldn't bother me and that I could deal with a whole lot of crazy, and that I could help them, but that's REALLY naive. That's not understanding relationships at all really. They hurt you a lot. I actually probably couldn't deal with a lot of it given my robot insecurities.
>>30001424
Med fag here. You moron, BPD can be treated with meds similar to those used to treat bipolar disorder, eg: abilify. CBT is also used but tends to be ineffective as BPD patients are usually quite paranoid.
>>30001511
>I thought it wouldn't bother me and that I could deal with a whole lot of crazy, and that I could help them, but that's REALLY naive.
Yeah I found that out the hard way. In the end we hurt each other more than we helped each other.
>>29996861
>Fembots, why aren't you having sex with robots?
Seriously would you even want to fuck yourself?
>>29998085
Any girl that has even so much as high 5'd a guy is a fucking whore.
Take those roast beef flaps and fly away
>>30001635
I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me pretty hard tbqh.
>>30000000
What was the get??
Fuck you nigger robot
>>29998085
To me it's a girl that don't value relationships, or can't actually have real relationships (even though she might try or pretend to). That's not the right word though I guess. Many would say that all sluts are like that. But no, I'm sure that's not completely true. Many people are too naive about this though.
>>30001635
That's a weird ass hypothetical though. You don't have to try to justify this way.
>>30001113
>their eyes light up when they see you
>twn happen to you
>>30001465
no, i'm around. i was hesitant to respond because those guys seemed genuine and i don't want to give false hope. i want to be genuine too and i am just not capable or reliable enough to have a relationship really even just a friendship right now.
it was not bait, though it might be part autist. i just want people to know why it might be so hard to find girls who really appreciate them. i want them to consider that as shy, sensitive and unconfident as they are, there are really girls out there who are the same. it seems a lot of robots fall for the "i'm sooooo lonely and socially anxious" normie girl a couple of times, have bad experiences or see the truth and then think fembots don't exist. we do, but i usually stay invisible because it's too much for me. i can't handle other people without paranoia, panic and difficulty breathing.
i do believe there are genuine, honest, witty, good hearted guys out there, surely robots in this society, and i wish i could have one in my life. problem is, all i see is guys here falling for the meme "nerd girl" and pretending they're fembots. the beautiful, outgoing girl who just happens to have pale skin, "quirky" interests and go on the internet a lot where she gathers all kinds of attention. so i don't feel like i have a real chance. maybe one day i'll put myself out there but i'm too sensitive now to be directly rejected any more. i can't confirm to myself that even robots want the stacies or alt-stacies because then i will lose all hope.
I don't believe in casual sex and I'm incapable of maintaining an emotionally satisfying relationship
Kill me
>>30002541
Thanks for the kind words anon. Sorry you don't seem to be feeling so good...
You're right on the "meme nerd girls" and "predatory" femanons and pretend social outcasts, etc. They do this for attention. Robots fall for those. They would still even fall for the Stacys (that I don't understand... Stacy's a cunt).
Many robots have become jaded in their own ways. They don't trust women could genuinely like them anymore; they can't even detect it, or they can't see past the flaws, and they don't think anything good could come out of it, they're not willing or able to work on it. Or they're too immature to truly care. And many robots are dicks, actually.
And robots do have some really nice qualities, but they are so unappreciated they think these are worthless and they get redpilled instead.
The "redpill" is extreme cynicism. Cynics will be right most of the time, but not necessarily when it actually matters the most.
Please any femanon in Australia be my gf. Please.
>>29998789
>Be catholic girl waiting for marriage
>Oh look she's so romantic and cute, I'm sure she will find a good husband
>Be a catholic guy waiting for marriage
>Wew what a creep I bet he's fucked in the head or something and he's also a virgin what a loser
I'm part of the second example obviously.
>>30002928
>Thanks for the kind words anon.
no problem. i know what it's like to be alone and have things stopping you from having a relationship even though you're generally a decent person. and i appreciate your kind words as well.
>Robots fall for those. They would still even fall for the Stacys
i've lurked or lightly posted in one or two chats before. i won't reveal my gender and things are okay. then some "fembot" comes in and turns the entire conversation to herself, starts offering pictures, starts playing guys off each other and i never bother to go back. i can't stand the groveling.
>Many robots have become jaded...
this was why i kept posting in this thread even though i'm not so comfortable.
>And many robots are dicks, actually.
unfortunately, i know this is true. i don't idealize robots but i basically think that if i'm going to get along with anyone, it's going to be a robot.
>they are so unappreciated they think these are worthless and they get redpilled instead.
i so don't want this to happen to any more robots. being redpilled seems to be "giving up everything unique about me and emulating the piece of shit chads who are awful people" under the guise of being realistic and practical. it makes me sad that so many robots fall for it. yes, it probably can work if you want a retarded stacy but i wouldn't go near a redpilled guy because he's sure to think so little of me he'd treat me like garbage. it ensures that you will never have love, even if you do succeed in getting sex. you can be smart and protect yourself without being redpilled.
>The "redpill" is extreme cynicism. Cynics will be right most of the time, but not necessarily when it actually matters the most
insightful and i hope they keep this in mind. they are ensuring that the girls they might actually want will be running in the opposite direction. why would they chase after girls who rejected them for being themselves and who they resent and sometimes outright despise? hard to understand
>>29996861
>implying there are biological females on this board
>implying they enjoy sex
>implying they exist
This is the most infuriating bait I have ever replied to, ever.
>>30003343
>then some "fembot" comes in and turns the entire conversation to herself, starts offering pictures, starts playing guys off each other and i never bother to go back.
Oh yeah, that's why women need to be semi-shunned from places like these. It's really the men who are responsible for enabling it, but they can't help it. You need the turbo-misogynists to compensate for this. But then they also go and be super mean (arguably just banter sometimes though) to the femanons who don't deserve it too. This board is harsh.
>i so don't want this to happen to any more robots. being redpilled seems to be "giving up everything unique about me and emulating the piece of shit chads who are awful people" under the guise of being realistic and practical. it makes me sad that so many robots fall for it.
I hope many robots read that.
>you can be smart and protect yourself without being redpilled.
Yeah, well put. At most, be aware of the redpilled stuff, but don't BECOME that.
>why would they chase after girls who rejected them for being themselves and who they resent and sometimes outright despise?
They want to succeed at it, like the normies do. They're men, it's expected of them. They'll have more experience after. It's not all bad. As long as they don't lose themselves. The redpill teaches you that there are no nice girls for you. Maybe it's true for these guys. Maybe not so for robots. Maybe they're more lucky than they think.
They should stop chasing cunts the moment they see a girl that might truly be good for them (and vice versa). I hope they do. And not put them down because they're less attractive and try to make them feel inadequate and take advantage of them. That's more redpill crap.
>>30002541
>>29999318
Thanks for restoring a flicker of hope that actual female robots exist
Meeting a girl who is capable of understanding me is one of my only two life aspirations
>>29996861
Because I have autism and if I can't get to know you first as a friend or talk to you often (not in the fast response type of way but back and forth) then I won't bother with you. Plus I have specific interests and its hard to choose exhausting social interaction from someone who is most likely desperate for sex (whereas I am not) and playing video games. Plus I want a real permanent relationship with marriage and with someone who will take care of me and want me to be alive just for being me, not for my vagina.
Plus robots here are horrible people. As soon as you don't immediately accept their """"feelings""""" they backstab you and post shit about you here.
Try to meet someone off the internet. I probably never will anyways because I'm a recluse as well. I will die a virgin. Don't care fuck everyone
>>30004754
What are some of your interests anon?
Oregano comment
>>30004754
>specific interest
I'm sure we know what those are. Get back to work.
>>30004782
Not going to post. I have had to do it so often it isn't funny. When you actually have hobbies and interests it isn't a 2 sentence post. Don't really feel like typing it for nothing. If you think we will become friends or talk more because of this, it won't happen. If you read my post you would understand why this already is not working.
All forms of social interaction is exausting. Such is the life of introversion and autism.
>>29998344
you look like you could beat the shit out of my dad m8
like honestly you look like you should be in a white supremecist group or prison or something. Do you lift? Because with that face you really should, you don't want a face like that and be skinnyfat, they don't suit eachother.
also if you can grow a beard you should imo, the top half of your face is better than the bottom half
>>30004829
I understand anon,I just want to talk with other people really. Its allright if you don't want to waste your time with social interaction,but in my eyes even the most shut in of neets need at least 1 - 2 friends sometime in their life.
>>30004754
>>30004829
you sound like a cunt. i think that's your problem. try being nicer if you want people to like you.
Because I have standards.
My boyfriend is from /vg/.
>>29998344
You look like one of those people that everyone is intimidated by, but you're actually a sweet puppy dog on the inside that cares for people and shit. I also agree with this >>30004867 anon. Grow your hair and beard out if you can.
>>30004829
do you ever feel lonely?
>>30004880
>social interaction is exhausting
I don't think anon cares what people think
I never get it
> 99% guys press their dates to have sex or perform something sexual
> If the girl doesn't do it, some other will and then you may get cheated or dumped
> If you do it: slut.
It's a losing game anyway.
>>30004829
These posts amuse me, but at least you're not in the top percentage of delusion among robots
Does your name start with a P?
>>30004979
I don't know anon, I wouldn't push any girl to have sex with me if she didn't want to. I also wouldn't cheat.
I think women just choose to be with scummy guys because scummy guys are very aggressive so they get her attention while she ignores shy, average guys.
I've tried looking for a boyfriend on /b/ but they all stop talking to me the moment we exchange pictures.
I've given up on love at this point
>>30004944
>I don't think anon cares what people think
well she says she wants to get married so being autistic, i figured she might appreciate some blunt advice. if she keeps acting like that she will be alone forever. people were decent to her and she was nasty and dismissive for no reason.
>>30005117
>looks on /b/ for bf
>has given up on love
ask me how I know you're baiting senpai
>>30005117
post your pic with your contact so that everybody who doesn't want to date an ugly hamplanet can ignore you right off the bat
Because I'm ugly and I want to be in a happy relationship where we cuddle, watch anime and play games, and fuck the shit out of eachother but a relationship like that is non-existant if you're ugly. People like to say "B-But if they have a nice personality, then looks shouldn't matter!" but I can't imagine cuddling or making love to someone I wouldn't find attractive and I'm sure even the lonliest and horniest bots feel the same way. I'm also very boring and have a habit of saying stupid or autistic things so I can't even say "Well at least I have a nice personality".
If I find a way to make myself cute and dateable then I'd definitely try pursuing a qt robot. I wish everyone good luck in finding love and whatnot.
>>30005174
humor me then anon
>>30005147
>anon doesn't feel catered to by random autistic person on the internet
>REEEEE UR ACTING LIKE A CUNT
did you not see the bit where they said they were autistic?
also are you aware of what website you are currently browsing or did you stumble here by accident? grow a thicker skin you little faggot
>>30005185
Those are the exact points that I want in a relationship anon. I just want a robot gf to talk about dumb things with and then cuddle.
>>30005117
Why would you go on /b/ of all boards to look for love? If you're not trannyshit/trap/crossdresser you're not going to appeal to 99% of them.
>>30005186
post your skype, roastie
>>30005186
why would anyone go to that board to find their qt internet bf? anyone older than 18 who browses that board is absolute trash. especially the people trying to find gfs there.
I mean there's a lot more I could say about your original post and why it's retarded but i just can't get my head around why someone would look for one there in the first place, and i don't want to waste more of my worthless time explaining this shit when you're clearly some sweaty neckbeard pretending to be some retarded woman
>>30005224
thicker skin? i wasn't the one she was nasty to. i was making an observation because she said she wants a relationship but does nothing to get it and then acts like it's because everyone else is beneath her instead of the fact that she's a bitch.
This is pathetic but are there any ugly staceys who wants to talk to some guy who never actually wants to see your pictures?
I'm probably gay anyway and just want to practice talking to women so at some point I can get a fake gf to impress my family with before I'm 40
skype is dowhat7
i don't mind if you're a guy pretending to be a woman as long as you're good enough at pretending that it's still decent practice
thanks senpai
>>29998344
Look like a serial killer desu
>>29996861
Would you want to have sex with other robots?
>>30005429
I would if I were gay, it seems like most guys on here are really handsome.
I'm pretty decent myself but I have an absolutely terrible body. I don't even like being naked in the shower by myself.
>>30004944
>do you ever feel lonely?
When I'm having a melancholic episode or not preoccupied. I easily lose myself in fantasy, and that means my mind is literally not there most of the time. I don't like real life or myself to an extent.
>>30005010
No
>>30004869
I'm not a NEET I have a job but it's 3 minutes away from my house so I go straight home.
It's not about wasting time. It is about futility. I don't want to continue on a path that leads to nowhere. Time being irrelevant in contrast to meaning. Point being I've tried with r9kers and have failed. I'll be getting therapy soon so maybe I can learn to connect.
I'm already being heavily autistic. Go figure...
>>30004754
I can almost guarantee you that you've met a guy or two in your life that your would really happy with by now but it seems like you have more issues than you think. Hopefully you fix that one day.
im looking for a fembot, absolute requisites is that you're 18+ and not a slut.
I myself am a 25 y.o. EU guy that earns 400k$+ a year, tall, mediocre body mediocre face, inteligent and a fucking autistic retard when it comes to anything social-related.
leave ur email/skype and i'll add u
>>29998099
*Has had pre-marital sex with anyone that's not me
>>30005457
you've actually got a good shoulder/waist ratio
I looked like you pretty much my whole life up until i started browsing /fit/. skinny-fat and all that
Been consistantly lifting and running for 2 years now and I feel alot better about myself and I'm not so tired anymore.
You should all consider trying to work out in some way shape or form. Its really changed my life
I know a fembot irl, she's pretty cute and all but I don't want to get serious with her. I'd gladly take her virginity though.
>>30005516
I don't consider sitting next to someone "meeting"
I don't talk to people 99% of the time
Not because I dislike but there is nothing to say for me. Life is different when you're autistic. Nothing flows like it does for normies. It's like I'm always trying to solve a puzzle or am playing chess.
Worst is when it becomes a 24 hour murder mystery I need to solve. Then i pretty much will let the killer go
>>30005600
I would really like to be fit but I'm too pathetic to get there
>>30005484
aight but can you at least briefly summarize what your interests are without going into detail because i'm not gonna be able to sleep if you don't
>>30004754
if you're up for some chitchat we can add ourselves; it'll be just innocent conversations though specially as I'm from EU and I suppose, based to the time right now that everybody else here is NA.
>>30005484
>Point being I've tried with r9kers and have failed
I'm assuming you found them on a gf begging thread or some chatroom so please do me a favour and give me some top tips on how to avoid the memestacies in those situations.
>>30005674
lol did you actually read that anon has been saying
don't be so thirsty brah it's like 6am goddamn
>>29997931
Did you pull that percentage out of your ass? Give a god damn source
I'm dating one right now, actually. He's really qt
>>30005644
You need to trip some fucking balls on mushrooms and look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself why the fuck you hate yourself so much.
Seriously, if you even have a slight glimmer of hope left, you have to try something.
You have to hit rock bottom and be inspired to change or else you're going to stay here for the rest of your life on this shit-hole of a site with the rest of these fucking losers and die a worthless, loveless life.
I'm trying
Kik is trip
>>29996861
I might be late but I'm certain:
they only have sex with chads
oh
>smug anime girl
you was a hook
>>30005878
I have trips filtered
Kik is trip
That is my ideal boy
>>29997302
3/10 is definitely enough for me.
>>30005347
i dont go on /b/ to find love, i go on there for entertainment and sometimes i'll befriend some people. Those feelings sometimes escalate and I always end up brokenhearted.
>>29996896
thats bait but Ill bite anyway: alright femanon, what standards of ours do you think you dont live up to?
>>29997985
>not slut
>shut in
Let me cuddle you and provide a lifetime of affection. If you're a somewhat decent person who doesn't see kindness as being a beta bitch and appreciates someone who treats you and others with respect then please give me an address and I'll bring a ring
>>30005980
have you considered not being ugly? if that is not an option give me your skype anyway i don't want to see what my internet friends look like because they're always better looking than I am anyway
>>29998250
Lol what an idiot, how could you be so naive, lol what a loser.Fucking kill me, Christians are the only ones who think like us
>>29998085
>implying /r9k/ is a hivemind and there's a representative answer to that question
mfw
>>30006054
christ
>>30006069
yeah I'm considering signing up as a mormon or something when I'm older, probably easier to meet people like me in general.
don't know what forms i have to fill out though
>>29998198
we wouldn't, Id say its indeed actually MUCH more likely that chad would
>>30005955
I hate the ranking thing. It's based on how other people perceive their looks on average. That's what WOMEN care about. It's going to be subjective for me. I could see myself being OK with lower than that. There are some things that don't bother me as much as other people I'm sure. I just need to find a girl at least a bit cute. Personality is going to matter more after that.
literally just did. Have been for weekshe's fucking amazing
>>30003793
Assuming EVERYTHING is fucking horrible is just as stupid as assuming everything is wonderful, both pills are trash
>>30006156
aww that's so cute you were embarrassed enough about the spoiler tags to delete and try again :3
>>30005927
Your ideal guy is a 13 year old's head on a 16 year old's body
It's good to know that fembots are just as creepy as robots
>>29998439
Post your contact information. I get easily attached and have very low standards. I consider myself "disillusioned" to the extent that superficial friendships and what others think of me doesn't matter to me, but I'm not "all women are emotionless whores" levels of "redpill" spergism at all.
>>30006168
My hands are still shaking from that hot dicking so i dun goofed
>>30006170
>Your ideal guy is a 13 year old's head on a 16 year old's body
>mfw this is me
>I thought I'd only ever attract underage girls
The replies on this thread gave me some hope desu.Even if it is probably just fellow autists shitposting
>>30005927
Small skeletal structure, shallow jaw.
Slavic influence detected
>>30004916
>standards
>/vg/
>>29996861
>implying they aren't asexual
>>30005185
I will be sexuality attracted to a 2/10 and above and the relationship you described sounds perfect to me.
Please give it a shot desu
>>30006196
Holy shit you're likable
>>29997302
>gotta feel bad for some of our femanons
shut the fuck up you white knight cuck, they aren't going to be your gf. they won't be any of our gfs because they're stuck up cunts and can get better looking guys IRL, they just come here to laugh at people like us.
>>30005407
Hey anon, I'll talk to you. Do you have steam though?
I'll only accept thin girls who've never kissed a guy and have decent teeth
Because most robots aren't cute and I can't love/date anyone I don't find attractive
Pic related is a robot who posted who I thought was cute but he doesn't live near me I don't think
>>29998147
Precisely. Roasties cannot be trusted, they are shallow beasts.
>>30006981
That guy is like 9/10 handsome, if that's your minimum standard then unless you're EXTREMELY hot you're going to be a 50 year old catlady I'm afraid
ok, who wants to have sex with me?
>>29998198
What the fuck do you think of us? I doubt most of us could even successfully tickle a girl without getting uncomfortable
Some Chad is way more likely to hurt you than some autistic robot
>>30006981
This guy is just baiting. This is Chad. Hes less likely to be lonely because he's attractive. Why is this so fucking hard to understand?
>>30005643
Yup. This. Autistic straight guys are fucked beyond repair. There is absolutely no hope for us at all. We are the bottom of the bottom of society.
>>30007017
He's more like a bit above average for the robots here I think. I'm just a bit above robot average too so it will be fine
>>30007056
*sigh*
do I really need to go find that okcupid "women/men perceived attractiveness as judged by the opposite gender and plotted on a curve" image again just for you?
>>30007151
No, that guy's way way above 99% of robots and significantly above most men irl. That is an extremely handsome man.
>>30007188
so? there're lots handsome men posting here. they just don't reveal their pics because they already have gfs.
>>30007207
>so?
So if you're an r9k poster, the odds of you landing a person in that percentile of attractiveness are very low.
That doesn't mean you have to settle for a robot, obviously robots are garbage tier mates. But a guy who looks like that is going to end up with Stacy, not you.
I'm scared of social interaction and would rather sit home crying and complaining on r9k instead.
>tfw it's 3:29 am and i'm under my blanket crying while posting on r9k
>>30006673
yea, prefer to add through skype and then give steam that way though
>>30007151
You're probably an ugly cunt, and that guy is literally 9/10.
>>30007258
Don't be sad anon, the sun will come to rise, and a new dawn will come forth into the world. And with this coming light may you see the world crested in gold and rose, flooding out and showing to all the splendor of morning. Hold not solely the woes of the night in thy heart, but the hope of tomorrow.
I would happily have sex with a robot, with the following conditions:
>they wash their dick before I suck it
>they don't expect me to fuck like a pornstar
>they're totally cool with cuddling and watching 80s action movies
I think the main issue is the lack of robots near me (Kent, UK) and my own issues with being able to travel to them etc.
>>30007627
That's seems a totally reasonable checklist.
>>30007644
Honestly, you'd be amazed. Guy wasn't a robot, but some random from Tinder. We hook up, it's all going well, then I pull down his pants and holy fuck, I think the smell killed every plant and small mammal within a 2 mile radius. Like, it's just simple fucking courtesy to be clean. I'm not asking for shaved pubes, no body hair etc. Just... have a fucking wash, and be sure to pay close attention to your knob.
>>29996861
>Fembots
reported and hidden pham
>>30007627
I'm jealous of 4channers who live in Bongland where they can just ride a train for an hour and be with somebody else.
I met people on r9k and they lived 3 hours away by car and 5 hours away by train. USA life.
>>30007749
>hiding an 8 hour old thread with 200+ replies
good thing no one gives a shit
>>29998344
You look like you could be really tall. Age?You look like my type, but I know I'm not ready for a relationship yet.
>>30007729
How do so many guys have issues with cleaning? Am I just fucking OCD or something? I can't STAND being dirty.
>>30007231
I've seen their pics on others boards. I bet everyone is crossboarding anyway.
>>30007729
I don't know how that even happens. The smell of unwashed dick isn't like your armpit odour where you can accidentally fail to notice it, it's super obvious when my cock needs a wash
>>30007729
you have any age limits/requirements? oldfag asking who may or may not be living somewhat not too far away from you here
>>30007767
Thing is, an hour in the UK doesn't actually get you that far. It'd just get me into London, but then I've gotta navigate fucking London. Our country is small, but the infrastructure fucking sucks.
>>30007770
I have no idea. It's not exclusive to guys either. I've got acquaintances who fucking stink. Female acquaintances. They just don't seem to know how to clean themselves.
>tfw the days of fembot orbiters are over
guess I deserve it though, I am an asshole most of the time. especially now that I'm an alcoholic
>>30007627
are those actually your conditions?
like if I wash my dick and maybe shave it and then get on a train for 40 minutes you'll hug me?
I feel like there's more hidden steps to this but I'm not experienced enough to spot them
>>30007815
I've never really though about age. I'm currently 22, and my range has been from 19 - 24, so I guess that's where I'm looking.
>>30007820
Yeah. Pretty much.
I mean, it'd be nice if we could go for a drink or whatever first, you know? But whatever.
>>30007820
well I'm not a normie so I wouldn't do something like that anyway but it's just odd that it's that simple for some people
how many people do you meet from tindr a week? do your other friends act the same?
>>30007845
:(
well Im kinda way outside of that so whatever
>>30007889
How old are you? Like, exceptions can maybe be made.
Can we get a faces of /r9k/ going in here? I want to see the average femanon, no bully pls
>>30007945
>tfw too scared to post any face pics
>>30007921
haha too far outside probably if thats your range (Im 37) but thanks for asking
>>30007963
It can't be too bad, we're all ugly faggots already, we have no room to talk.
>>30007845
The thing is it isn't actually that simple. You wouldn't actually just suck any robot dick as long as it was clean. Imagine if eggy lived 20 minutes away from you. Or some guy who looks average but has no social skills.
christ i can feel my reeee charging as I'm typing . there's just so many things to complain about why are you even here
>>30007820
>>30007816
>>30007845
replied to the wrong post but w/e I just figured it out
are you a prostitute?
>>30007987
I dont think she ever claimed that? she just said that being a robot in and of itself would be an automatic disqualification which (if true) would already be quite a bit better than most girls
>>29998344
wtf, culd prbably cuckhold any ngga
>>30007972
You never know. Maybe one day.
>>30007945
Probably not the best idea.
>>30007987
Except, like, it kind of is. I mean, if we both made the effort, then I'm up for it.
>>30007987
every girl here would fuck eggman just because he's e-famous
>>30008047
well then just tell me if and when that day arrives ;_;
>>29996861
Not a fembot, but I won't have sex with someone as disgusting as me if I was one.
>>30008026
I'm not a prostitute, no.I wish I had that confidence.
>>30007945
I'm your average gold digging poorfag female. from a shithole
Rly envy those rich cunts from anglo countries which could easily find pals here. They could afford being picky while we have to compete for the attention of old and uglt sugar daddies just to get their status.
>>30008031
>I would happily have sex with a robot, with the following conditions: (bunch of ridiculously simple stuff)
why did you even post senpai
>>30008077
Famous in one of the worst ways. don't get me wrong I'm a big supporter of eggy-san but he is an absolute lunatic who panhandles on the side of motorways and he's basically a few inches away on the spectrum from being another cwc.
>>30008047
How many robots have you actually slept with? Real robots not the average timid failed hipster pleb. I'm talking real down in the dirt, 4-5/10 soulless drones who can't speak properly.
I just can't believe it wouldn't feel so uncomfortable doing that.
>>30008170
what country are you from?
i am a unique person with original comments and thoughts
>>29997894
> I know you and your motives despite knowing nothing about you other than some words on an imageboard
>>29996861
My guess is that they want to be raped just like in their Chinese cartoons, and they're waiting for us to catch on.
>>30008273
I hate eggman, but I also hate women
funny enough, eggman likes women and women like eggman
>>30008273
>How many robots have you actually slept with?
Going by your definition, 2. Nearly 3, but he went full ASSASSINATION DRONES on me. Would've still sucked his dick, but holy shit, he terrified me.
>>30008318
I'm from Eastern Europe and I'm 30 already, I hit the wall, now I just want to settle down and make a family with any sort of average "beta provider". I'm not so picky anymore.
Using dating sites and trying to work abroad (not prostitution ofc) to meet new people. But idk, it's hard, I grew up withput a father so I have serious mentall issues because of this. And despite of having a good appearance it's still hard to communicate with the opposite sex for me and maintain meaningful relationships.
So I'm expecting the worst: to convert into 50 y/o crazy catlady.
>>30008399
37yo german robot here
Im not rich by any means but Id like to be a beta provider for an attractive girl as long as she truly liked me ... ? also bad at communication w/the opposite sex (obviously, as a robot) so ...
>>30008399
Are youSerbianby any chance?
>>30008399
is this bait
obviously you don't need to answer that, it was rhetorical
>>29996861
I don't think I'm ready for that yet.
All the guys who've been interested in me had been different forms of stalker Chads...
>>30004754
>I will die a virgin. Don't care fuck everyone
i'm the same, but a guy
vidya > anime > music > food > sleep > ppl
>>30008396
Alright how does one enter the qualifying stages then? Skype? How does it all work?
>>30008525
Where are you from first?
>>30008399
Why are you posting on r9k? What brought a 30 year old eastern european to r9k?
>>29997302
Id honestly stay virgin than lower my standards
>>30008559
I'm in newcastle atm but I don't have the shitty accent
I'm 21
if that's too far for you then alright but to be honest I was mainly just going to ask you questions about how casual sex with autistic robots works because I'm still really confused on a lot of things
>>30008613
Fucking hell, that's the other end of the country lad.
Feel free to ask me questions though, I'll do my best to answer them.
>>30008396
>he went full ASSASSINATION DRONES on me. Would've still sucked his dick, but holy shit, he terrified me.
story please
>>29997931
It's insane how warped the image of women is here. Dat misogyny
Because my vagina is literally broken and unusable. Vaginismus
No man will ever want me and I'm ok with it now, after years of tormenting myself
>>29996955
This.
Though I don't think anyone would want to marry me since I want to be a housewife, and that's just an excuse to stay a neet.
