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Enjoying dinner with my Waifu, what are my other robots doing?
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Enjoying dinner with my Waifu, what are my other robots doing?
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>>29996572
Not being delusional.
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gonna cook some nongshim shin black noodles and drinks some beer
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Sitting in my jacuzzi before heading back to bed.
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>>29996634
What kinda beer you having?
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>>29996572
i really wish this sort of thing could bring me happiness. As bad as it sounds I almost envy you op.
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>>29996572
eating some pizza and garlic twists.

pic related
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>>29996674
A jacuzzi sounds awesome right about now. Enjoy your nap.
>>29996686
Welcome to hell
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>>29996682
old style pilsner
>this comment wasn't original
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>>29996710
I had that last night actually. Those twists are bomb
>>29996726
Nice. I'm about to bust out some redhook
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>>29996572
Gettin' cool!
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>>29996572

Your waifu looks a bit generic, pleb/10
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>>29996744
Everybody needs to get cool with this heat we've been having man
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>>29996572
>Instant noodles
Come on anon, your waifu deserves a better meal
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>>29996710
is this from a fast food chain? looks very good

feelsbadman i want it
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>>29996686
Me too. I can't have a waifu because I'm not crazy enough yet. Sucks because I think I would like it.
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>>29996760
Well it's not actually her, but that phone is old and I didn't have her on there. Just kinda wanted to snap a pic.
>Pic is Real waifu
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What was your reaction when you first realized some losers actually have waifus unironically?
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>>29996762
I know. :( But I've been busy all day and decided to catch a quick bite. I'll make it up to her later
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>>29996769

Round Table Pizza. It's a chain, like a step or two above Pizza Hut or Dominos IMO, but I think it's only in the western US.
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>>29996875
feelslikeshitman

none near me

looks so tasty i just want to jizz on it

i love you anon thank you for replying to me. I kinda think you are cute the way you said IMO.
Pls be my bf.
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>>29997016
:o
>very original and dramatic
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>>29996572
>melon soda
>cup armen

top tier taste t b h

your waifu is shit though
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>>29997059
See
>>29996800
>I'm original
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>>29997047
>tfw anon will never cuddle and kiss with me passionately while we eat pizzer and garlic knots

mybenisfeelssadandhard

sorry anon i guess it was never meant to be
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>>29997122
Anon wants to tie you into a garlic knot
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>>29997080
acceptable

originally fuck you robot
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>>29997170
what does that mean anon? I'm still a virgin.
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>>29996634
>gonna cook some nongshim shin black noodles

Whoa, we got a High Roller here!
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>>29997211

It means you're a vampire.
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>>29997251
can i still marry anon?
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>>29996572
I'm raping your cunt waifu.
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>>29997211
Here's what I found
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>>29996572
It's 2:42 and I'm lying in bed posting from my smartphone
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>>29997275
It was a hologram to distract you from my True Waifu.
*teleports behind you slicing you with my katana* heh, sorry bud.
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>>29997348
thats sounds pretty hot I want to fuck anon real hard now

anon WHERE YOU AT I WANT TO MARRY YOU

PLEASE BE MY LOVER
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>>29997381
You foolishly tried to use your katana on my penis. Now I'm raping your katana. Next will be your true waifu, then your own butthole, then your mother's cunt and butthole.
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>>29997268

I already got a waifu, sorry pale pal.
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>>29997451
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU FUCKER WHY YOU CHEATING ON MEEEEEE REEREREREEEEEEEEEEE

I JUST WANT AN ANON TO LOVE ME AND TAKE MY KV STATUS AWAY FROM ME AND MARRY ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29997437
Say that to my face tough guy
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>>29997522
Move your butt to the front and I'll say it to your face while I'm raping you. I'll be halfway through my raping itinerary by then though.
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>>29997548
Boi, meat me ill. I'll use evrything my judo master tot me. I'll kill u ded
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>>29996572
Is your waifu a rubber band..? I'm confused..
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I just woke up after sleeping for 14 hours (8PM)

I'm going to cook some dinner-breakfast, probably breaded chicken.
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>>29997669
No you're just going to cry while I'm raping you and then later you're going to realize that you enjoyed it and are gay. You'll discard your raped waifu on the street because she has a cartoon vagina.
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drinking wine
just made some habanero hot sauce
about to go walk my pupper by the ocean/ catch some magikarp
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>>29997419

Ok, let's do this. Hop on the next bus to Bakersfield, CA and I'll meet you at the greyhound station.

Pic related (its me)
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>>29997770
How did you make it?
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>>29997810
you look cute anon :3. Do you have a pic of your sexy butt and penis?
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>>29997836
poop, semen, and every last drop of your father's blood.
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>>29997836
habaneros, vinegar, other shit, blender
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>>29997865
You sure are full of... Vinegar
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ok mlb, who is your favorite new addition to the team. Rookie, trade or new singing

Ms fan, Dae Ho Lee with an honorable mention for Edwin Diaz
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>>29998011
i may have posted in the wrong thread
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>>29996572
Op what phone is that?
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>>29998084
Samsung Galaxy S4 or S5
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>>29996572
Just played some Morrowind, about to fap
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>>29998084
It's a Galaxy S4
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>>29996572
>korean food
absolutely heretical
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>>29996572
this post reminds me of my oneitis (who is male)
>tfw he will never love you as much as his waifus
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>>29996572
how do you get a waifu
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>>30001302
Just be the biggest faggot you can be and she will come to you.
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>>29996572
Shit taste op.
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>>29997212
I was helping my dad put in the new oven and they got cold
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>>29997548
how's this anon, better?
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>>29996572
Chatting with a group of robot friends
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>>30002173
This image is
an image
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>>29996572
I've been reading the Iliad for most of the day and now I'm lurking on 4chan
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>>30003482
The movie was better
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>>30003663
I'll check that out, thanks. original comment
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JUST shaved my head and bumped my thread. Maybe I'll reward myself by masturbating a couple of times.
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right now I'm sitting here wondering if I want to play video games, fap, or just continue to sit on 4chan
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