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If you could be 100% sure you'd succeed, what would you
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If you could be 100% sure you'd succeed, what would you do?

A normie told me that's the most powerful question, and whatever your answer, you should be doing it. I answered I would kill self. His face was something. Fucking normies.
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>>29992353
I'd become President and lead humanity into a golden age where we enter the space age for real while solving multiple medical, environmental, and social issues.
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It's actually a pretty good question for people who are aimless and not sure what to do with their lives. But as usual robots are too autistic to understand the question.
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>>29992376

How come? If a robot's life is shit, the optimal solution is instant, painless death. "Turn my life around" is too vague to be an answer, and you'd have nowhere to even start.
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>>29992376
>too autistic to understand the question
Help me out. It's not like a one wish genie thing then? It has to be something you might reasonably be able to do?
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>>29992375
And the republicans in congress vote against you because MUH RELIGION MUHFUCKA
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become omnipotent
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Send the entire human race into the next millenium

>inb4 edge
>inb4 fedora tipper
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Start WW3 with meme magic.
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Summon Lavos
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>>29992835
> tfw you will never be Goku with brown hair
> tfw you will never travel to different ages
> ywn meet a prehistoric qtp2tie
> travel with a petite genius Bulma clone
> chill with lizards and destroy Lavos

It was a huge mistake to hire the DBZ guy for art. I named everyone after the DBZ char they looked like.
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Assassinate Donald Trump and get away with it.
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conquer a nation
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>>29992911
Fag.

You're originally a fag.
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I would make anime real
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>>29992353
its hard to question, everything requirs responsibility and work, i dont want that, but i hate living in realdily.
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>>29992353
Make people cooperative and only have good intentions.

Realistic? Dirty rich and economically independent. Then I could be Bill Gates and become a hobby philantropist.
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>>29992353
play the lottory
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>>29992353
The only thing I want in life is superpowers.
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>>29992934
At least I got dubs, you have nothing.
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>>29992883
Huh. I guess that explains why Crono was so inexplicably ripped.

Also,
>brown hair
I always thought he was a ginger
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>>29992353
Start a successful video game development company.

I've already started making my first game.
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>just become billionaire president astronaut bro
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>>29993480
What's it called, Legends of Faggotry? lol
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Be a racing driver across multiple series like rally, motocross, GT, F1, and so on. Chances of this happening are so slim.
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commit suicide.
origna
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>>29992353
>f you could be 100% sure you'd succeed, what would you do?
i can't answer,wtf my mind is blank
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Exterminate roughly half of the world's population, they would all be muslims, 1st world niggers, feminists, liberals and Jews. And set off an emp that affects the entire planet.
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>>29993528
[spoilers]Faggots of Legends[/spoiler]
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>>29994728
>doesn't know how to spoiler
>doesn't do control s to spoiler
>didn't say league of faggots
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>>29992353
Become male porn star to fuck other women
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>>29992543
>paid shillbot
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kill myself in a fast and painless way so i can finally end my shitty existence.
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If there was a 100% chance that whatever I wished would occur?

Extinction of the human race probably fampai
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>>29992883
>you will never fuck sexy cave girl

Worst feel
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>>29992353
I'd train in order to become a pro MMA fighter, UFC champion), and jiujitsu master. Well in fact I was training hard but I started to suffer health issues.
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>>29996229
I like the sound of that idea
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>>29996268
Thanks I knew you would
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I would honestly want to help our people, take a political position and lead a social revolution where robots aren't the bottom of the well in terms of social presence, create a shitload of propaganda and indoctrinate the normie population to associate the standards of attraction and sexuality to those with less desirable traits.
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music tbqh
im not really good at it but is the only thing i completly dont suck at and doesnt make me want to kill myself, but sometimes it kinda does, some people are so fucking talented
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>>29996420
But if a lot of robots have really unhealthy lifestyles wouldn't that mean that people in general would be less healthy further hurting humanity.
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>>29995107
Thank you for that anon I typed it in manually every time.
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>>29992353
Leave this plane of existence without an heroing or going to hell tbqh
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>>29992376
My answer is to speak to a woman. But I will only do that if theres 0% of rejection which wont happen IRL. That question makes no sense.
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>>29996562
drop acid
originalidad en el comentario
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>>29992691
wtf is this pic
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YouTube

>Play video games and scream into a camera once a week
>Get 500k a month from Patreon because people are fucking morons
>Get thousands from T-Shirt sales because people are fucking morons
>Jerk off the "community" to get more Patreon money
>Make the occasional Minecraft video so 12 year olds will give me their parents money

Easy
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>>29996557
You're welcome. Also, I didn't mean to sound like a jerk. I was just memeing.
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Become dictator.
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>>29992353
why haven't you killed yourself then, faggot?
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>>29992941
god bless your soul
I would do the same
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>>29992941
Anime is real to me>>29993093
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>>29996944
Oh my god anime is so stupid
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>>29996805
Youtube is such a fucking shit-show now. There's very few left with any actual morals. Robbaz is great, he doesn't accept donations or anything. Most of the others are just trying to milk you for as much money as they can.
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>>29997066
Oh just shut up you muppet
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>>29997078
Red pill me on Robbaz
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>>29992353
I would figure out how to make certain that I will succeed flawlessly every time.
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Become as rich as humanly possible.
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>>29997078
The level for entry is also so fucking high as well. It used to be anyone could do it (sort of), but now unless you have top-tier gameplay footage, a PERFECT microphone, be so fucking social that people question why you're making youtube vidoes, and have to have a high quality webcam to record all your perfect over-the-top reactions. And that's if you're a dude.

All you need as a girl is a pair of rocking tits. You don't even need knowledge of computers (Example - Kacytron).
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>>29997124
>Makes gameplay videos
>Used to be "lel so random! NIPPLES!" but changes over time unlike everyone else who just rehashes the same shit
>Has ads, but no patreon or donations
>Hasn't showed his face
>Doesn't do conventions or any of that circle-jerk shit
>Apparently gives lots of money to charity
>Doesn't jump on the bandwagon and doesn't play what everyone else is playing, plays older stuff like KSP, Sims 3, and some VR stuff
>Makes cooking videos sometimes which are comfy as fuck to watch

I guess if you don't like gameplay videos he's not your cup of tea, but he's leagues and bounds above stuff like Pewdiepie, Achievement Hunter and all those
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>>29992353
I'd definitively and once and for all find out wether there is a deeper meaning to life or not, and if there is, find out what it is. As I'm practicaly sure that I won't succeed with that the only other goal in life should be my personal happiness.
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>>29997254
Plus there's little to no incentive for innovation or new blood to start up. Youtube doesn't show off or advertise little-known channels, they only advertise the ones that have MILLIONS of subsribers.
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>>29997254
It's kind of ridiculous. I remember watching shitty quality videos in, like 2008, but they were great because the guy making them was actually funny.

>All you need is a pair of rocking tits
Pic related
Makes as much as the CEO of a medium sized company to flash her tits on camera once a month.
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>>29992353
I would be happy
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>>29997254
>>29997358

The greatest proof of only needing Tits I've EVER seen was when Kaceytron thought "I wanna play the division on stream" and her computer couldn't handle it, and she had another (male) streamer help her. He asked her for her specs and she just pulled things off another streamer's bio.

Is it obvious that I hate Kacytron yet?
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>>29997265
Cr1tikal is like a 10000x better version of Robbaz desu
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>>29992883
Who were Frog and Robo?
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